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08 Jan 19 - 03:58 AM (#3970507) Subject: Tune Add: Brexit Ball o Kirriemuir From: Jim McLean Mainly for Scottish Cats. Brexit Ball o' Kirriemuir Singin', (chorus). Some for Brexit voted "aye" An' others voted "naw" An' some were just dumfoonered An' didnae vote ata' Jeremy Corbyn voted "oot" I saw it on his mooth. He disnae ken his elbow frae His erse, an that's the truth. Michael Gove frae Aberdeen, Was worried for the fish, But every word he tellt the folk Was absolutely pish! Four and twenty virgins Cam doon frae Inversness, But eftir March the 29th There'll be four and twenty less. Twas Cameron wha ca'd the vote, He thocht he couldnae loose. But noo he's hidin in his shed Just soakin up the booze. Richard Leonard he was there, Whistling ' Corbyn's tune. His feet were in a fankle, He was bobbin' up and doon. Willie Rennie, he cam in, His heid was fu' o' mince. He glided roon the dance flair... We huvnae seen him since. Then fluffy Mundell cam grinnin' in, His beard was fu' o' crumbs. He danced the Reel o' Tunnock Wi a crowd o' Tory bums. Theresa May cam shooglin in, Tae jine her Tory freens Alang wi fluffy Dave Mundell, A pair o' dancin' queens. |