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OS:OS

28 Dec 99 - 02:26 PM (#154879)
Subject: OS:OS
From: Margo

Sorry guys, whenever I see the "OS" prefix, I can't remember what it was supposed to stand for. I always think of it as "Other Shit" (instead of BS, you know).


28 Dec 99 - 02:35 PM (#154882)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: T in Oklahoma (Okiemockbird)

I've forgotten, too.

Maybe it's "Outer Siberia" or "Off Sides" in the sense of being a wide deviation from the musical course of things ?

Or maybe it's just "Other Stuff" ?

T.


28 Dec 99 - 03:04 PM (#154890)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: MMario

other stuff, off subject, whatever.....---
I'm thinking of using LSMFT


28 Dec 99 - 03:08 PM (#154892)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: Peter T.

You're showing your age, MM.


28 Dec 99 - 03:16 PM (#154902)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: catspaw49

Loose Suits Mean Flapping Tits?

Spaw


28 Dec 99 - 03:59 PM (#154913)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: Mbo

It means "other stuff," as opposed to the somewhat demeaning prefix "BS," which seems to lower the subject you want to discuss as soemthing less worthy than others. "Other stuff" just implies a non-music related thread. Lazy Slackers Make Fat Tips?

--Mbo


28 Dec 99 - 04:15 PM (#154915)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: MMario

PeterT - my age is showing all over the place....

Lung Sharks Musically Flatulate Tunes


28 Dec 99 - 04:25 PM (#154919)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: Mbo

They do?

--Mbo


28 Dec 99 - 04:37 PM (#154924)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: katlaughing

Margo, I started OS because I refuse to use BS, for the well put reason Embow gave. The only thing I've seen around here that I would definitely classify as shit is a pile of bat-like droppings.

MMario, how about Long Songs Must Flatter Thee?!


28 Dec 99 - 05:01 PM (#154929)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: MMario

Living Seriously Means Fleeing Terror


28 Dec 99 - 05:09 PM (#154931)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: katlaughing

Loving Serial Males Frees Testosterone!


28 Dec 99 - 05:57 PM (#154946)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: Margo

Local Skunk Melts Fifty Turtles!


28 Dec 99 - 06:06 PM (#154947)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: McGrath of Harlow

LSMFT

Let's Sing My Favourite Tune

but I suppose that would defeat the purpose of the exercise.

Lies, Stories, Moralising, Fun, Talk.

Odd Stories.


28 Dec 99 - 06:09 PM (#154948)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: katlaughing

Let's Sing McGrath's Favourite Tunes!


28 Dec 99 - 06:49 PM (#154961)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: Mbo

Large Snail Mauls Fighting Tiger!

--Mbo


28 Dec 99 - 06:54 PM (#154962)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: katlaughing

Langourous Sexy Mae Fiddles Tooter!


28 Dec 99 - 06:58 PM (#154964)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: Barry Finn

"Os, Os" isn't that the cry from "Where is St. George O" in the "CORNISH MAY CAROL "Oss, Oss, Wee Oss". "Where the hell is that little hobby horse"? Barry


28 Dec 99 - 07:09 PM (#154969)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: Mbo

Os could also be short for "Osric" that weird little man from "Hamlet," who's hat was likened to a pot lid. Lumpy Spuds Make Fantastic Tea!

--Mbo


28 Dec 99 - 08:15 PM (#154986)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: emily rain

spaw:

my dad (who's showing his age) claims his jr. high variant was "straps", not "suits".

tastefully yours,
emily


28 Dec 99 - 08:19 PM (#154988)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: The Heat Nazi

No Heat For You!

Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco

(for anyone who was wondering)


28 Dec 99 - 09:17 PM (#155008)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: Mbo

Hey, Heat Nazi! Could you come to Eastern North Carolina in July, maybe? Y'know, when the heat index is 112 degrees? I could sure use your "No heat for you!" then! :>

--Mbo


28 Dec 99 - 11:54 PM (#155050)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: Escamillo

OS, OS, OS is an old german man laughing.


29 Dec 99 - 12:01 AM (#155055)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: katlaughing

Also, os is Latin for mouth; in medicine we say "nothing per os" when a patient is restricted to eating and drinking nothing. So, when I designated OS for other stuff, I also pointed out that it meant "mouth" which I guess one could use in place of BS, as in shootin' off one's mouth.

Laughing Shocks Mothers For Timidity!


29 Dec 99 - 12:55 AM (#155074)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: Lonesome EJ

That's enough Kat... you'd better go back to being Banjo Bonnie for a while.nyuck nyuck

Liposuction Sure Makes Fatguys Thinner


29 Dec 99 - 01:06 AM (#155077)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: emily rain

yes, but those of us in labor and delivery (socialism and postal service? no; think childbearing) see "os" as the term for the opening in a woman's cervix.

that's just another kind of mouth, i guess.

yummy!

thanks for lettin' me shoot off my cervix,
emily


29 Dec 99 - 01:07 AM (#155078)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: DonMeixner

I thought Osric was the old king in Conan the Barbarian. Conan agrees to work for him and rescue Osric's daughter from the evil James Earl Jones and his band of retired pro-football players who played better ball that they played barbarians which is hard to imagine.

Don


29 Dec 99 - 10:02 AM (#155141)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: Margo

Os also means bone. Why both bone and mouth, don't ask me! Emily, that's gross. Lej, I love your liposuction. I'm glad you're here through thick and thin!

Leafhoppers Spin Moss For Thread

Margo


29 Dec 99 - 10:16 AM (#155148)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: catspaw49

Interesting Margo.....because my first mention of possums I ever made here was in a conversation with Bert about a possum having an "ospenis"...don't ask me why we were discussing this. But the story is funny, so I'll repeat it.

Had a friend in an Ag class who came back to the dorm laughing his ass off. The prof was explaining an ospenis using "proper" terms and some dimbulb guy in the class couldn't seem to get it. After a few stabs at it, the prof totally lost it, and shouted, "Aw for gawdsakes, its a BONY PETER man!"

Cleigh is not quite anatomically correct.

Spaw


29 Dec 99 - 01:28 PM (#155214)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: sophocleese

Whew Spaw otherwise he might have a bone to pick with you for discussing his privates in public.


29 Dec 99 - 01:40 PM (#155218)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: catspaw49

...or his privates in pubic. Better let emily do that though.....girls got a cervix on her don't she?

(Thread has totally disintegrated--not that amounted to anything to begin with)

Spaw


29 Dec 99 - 02:08 PM (#155224)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: emily rain

oh, and a skunk melting turtles isn't gross?? comeon, babe, ya wanna make somethin' of it?


29 Dec 99 - 02:23 PM (#155236)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: catspaw49

Control that cervix woman!!!

Spaw


29 Dec 99 - 02:30 PM (#155240)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: emily rain

aw, damn. me and my big cervix.


29 Dec 99 - 02:33 PM (#155241)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: catspaw49

I think we have now defined "OS" haven't we? Is this good enough for you Margo?

Spaw


29 Dec 99 - 02:34 PM (#155242)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: MMario

And it only took us 24 hours and 5 minutes!


29 Dec 99 - 02:39 PM (#155243)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: Margo

Emily:YES! Spaw, Did he really take a few stabs at it? Or with it? With or without a bone, it's a boner! By the way, my dad used to have a book called "Boners and other jokes. Apparently boner is slang for funny stories. That's pretty funny itself.

Hey Emily, have you ever smelled skunk? Whew!! Could make you sick.

Lethal Slimey Mucous Filled Tankers


29 Dec 99 - 02:43 PM (#155245)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: emily rain

yes, margo, i have... that's my point! i'll take a cervix over a skunk any day! : )


29 Dec 99 - 02:43 PM (#155246)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: Margo

Don't you know you're not supposed to post while I'm posting??!! It messes up my continuity. Yeah, you've defined OS to death. Let it die and fall off. Oh dear, that sounds terrible. Like leprocy. I bid this thread a fond farewell, as I sit red faced from laughing. That is, of course, unless someone posts something I just have to reply to.....


29 Dec 99 - 02:45 PM (#155248)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: catspaw49

I ain't gonna touch that one with a.........uh.......hmmmmmm...............can't think of anything that isn't going to mean something else............

Spaw


29 Dec 99 - 02:47 PM (#155249)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: catspaw49

Did it again margo!!!

Spaw


29 Dec 99 - 02:59 PM (#155254)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: Margo

A ten foot aardvark? Don't think you could lift that...Yes, oh talented one. You have posted while I posted. This has got to stop!!! Mind your manners, after all. Marg


29 Dec 99 - 05:05 PM (#155318)
Subject: RE: OS:OS
From: Lonesome EJ

Rocky Rococo at your cervix!