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01 Jun 19 - 05:14 AM (#3994763) Subject: Lyr Add: Fifteen Million Plastic Bags From: Jack Campin In the light of this... the Brexit body bag stockpile ...I slightly altered Adrian Mitchell's song from the 1970s. Tune is a variant of St James Infirmary. When I was walking in a government warehouse Where daylight never goes I saw fifteen million plastic bags Hanging in a thousand rows. CHORUS: Five million were six feet long Five million were five foot five Five million were printed with Mickey Mouse And came in a smaller size. Were they for guns or uniforms? Or some kinky kind of party game? Then I saw that each bag had a number And every bag had a name. chorus So I've taken my bag from its hanger And pulled it over my head Keeping hold of my new blue passport - I'm proud and I'm British and dead. chorus |