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25 Jun 19 - 08:30 AM (#3997785) Subject: Lyr Add: Harry's Waddin' From: Jim McLean Today's news that Harry and Meghan are costing the taxpayer £2.4m to refurbish their house, I have reworked my "Maggie's Waddin'" which I wrote in 1960. Harry's Waddin' (tune: Mairi's Wedding) Sing a song o tax an woe, Empty pooches in a row, Chancellor's collecting dough A' for Harry's Waddin. Silk and satin, gold lamé William wears a lum hat tae, Ma suit's in the pawn sae what'll Ah dae? At the Royal Waddin. Harry's doon oan bendit knee Nae mair Meghan on TV Baith as idle as can be Eftir Harry's Waddin. Foreign guests fae near an faur Packed inside St George's ha' Parasites fae France an a' At the Royal Waddin. Whaur dae ye think they'll honeymoon? Rome, Parree or oan the moon, Without a doot it's no Dunoon Eftir sic a Waddin. Noo they're mairrit aff they blow Tae spend a thoosan' poon or so That's the way oor money goes Tae pey for Harry's Waddin . Back again an help ma Boab, Nane o them has goat a job, Wha will buy the Christening robe? You and me ah'll bet ye! Royal mince is awfy dear Harry needs a rise next year. Increase tax on fags and beer, Eftir Harry's Waddin. Sing a song o tax an woe, Empty pooches in a row, Chancellor's collecting dough A' for Harry's Waddin. |
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25 Jun 19 - 09:25 AM (#3997792) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Harry's Waddin' From: Dave Hanson This should go viral, great song Jim, the truth about the royal parasites whilst people have to use foodbanks in this day and age, makes my blood boil. Dave H |
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25 Jun 19 - 10:22 AM (#3997807) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Harry's Waddin' From: Jim McLean Dave, I particularly liked the news report that when they wanted something specially doe, they paid for it themselves. I wonder where they got that money from? |
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25 Jun 19 - 12:20 PM (#3997829) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Harry's Waddin' From: GUEST,Starship Good one. |
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25 Jun 19 - 12:45 PM (#3997835) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Harry's Waddin' From: GUEST Great song Jim, best you've ever written |
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25 Jun 19 - 06:48 PM (#3997876) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Harry's Waddin' From: Tattie Bogle Great! £2.4 million to do up an old house? Have they not watched "Homes Under the Hammer"? |
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28 Jun 19 - 05:24 PM (#3998272) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Harry's Waddin' From: GUEST,jim bainbridge It's not a house, it's just a little cottage... FROGMORE cottage with 12 bedrooms |