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25 May 20 - 02:58 PM (#4055130) Subject: A Topical Question From: Dave Sutherland Q What connects Little Musgrave and Dominic Cummings? A Neither should have gone to Barnard Castle |
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25 May 20 - 03:21 PM (#4055134) Subject: RE: A Topical Question From: GUEST "What is I am Lord Barnard's wife? Lord Barnard's not at home For he has gone to Durham town To quarantine alone" |
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25 May 20 - 03:49 PM (#4055138) Subject: RE: A Topical Question From: Steve Shaw From Barnard Castle, upriver via Middleton-inTeesdale, via tree-clad Kirkcarrion, into upper Teesdale (have your picnic on the hexagonal basalt rocks at Low Force waterfall), on to High Force and Langdon Beck...God's own country. I haven't been for 45 years. Last time we were there, we stayed at Langdon Beck youth hostel, and, next day, walked from there via Falcon Clints and Caldron Snout, up the Maize Beck to that amazing Pennine highlight, High Cup. Then down to Dufton youth hostel. What a day that was. If you run there tomorrow you might just catch the last of the spring gentians, the most beautiful blue in the world. But watch out for the infamous Widdybank bull! |
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26 May 20 - 03:39 AM (#4055208) Subject: RE: A Topical Question From: Mr Red All these Cummings and Goings Cue for the complete song. |
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26 May 20 - 03:46 AM (#4055211) Subject: RE: A Topical Question From: Mr Red I've seen it pointed-out that two lockdown breakers have received screeds on Twatter (whatever that is) and Cummings zero. Censorship & national security are not strange bedfellows, but how are Cummings' Goings - security? National I will give you. Disgrace more apt. |
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26 May 20 - 04:16 AM (#4055215) Subject: RE: A Topical Question From: Jos "My eyes are dim I cannot see That lockdown rules Apply to me. I'll go For a drive With my fa-mi-ly ..." |
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26 May 20 - 08:18 AM (#4055243) Subject: RE: A Topical Question From: Jim Carroll A toty Juniot minister has just resigned obver this fiasco - is there a verse in that somewhere, I wonder Jim |
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26 May 20 - 08:29 PM (#4055390) Subject: RE: A Topical Question From: Tattie Bogle Rumour has it that he just wanted to get back to football refereeing, where the rules are SOOO much clearer!??? Or that he has his eye on being the next Tory leader in Scotland.........?????? |
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27 May 20 - 03:58 AM (#4055415) Subject: RE: A Topical Question From: Mr Red My conscious mind says do not stay I am resigned I have resigned from this cabinet forthwith today |
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27 May 20 - 08:44 AM (#4055463) Subject: RE: A Topical Question From: Mrrzy Above the line, no? I have (have) not (not) Brought my mask with me! |
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27 May 20 - 09:56 AM (#4055471) Subject: RE: A Topical Question From: Mrrzy Also, do you use sunscreen? |
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27 May 20 - 03:11 PM (#4055512) Subject: RE: A Topical Question From: Jos There are masks, masks For everyone who asks In the store, In the store. There are masks, masks For all those intimate tasks In the Cummings/Johnson store. |
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27 May 20 - 03:30 PM (#4055515) Subject: RE: A Topical Question From: Jos There are tests, tests, A hundred thousand tests In the store, In the store. There are tests, tests, At least according to est- imates or it could be more. |
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27 May 20 - 04:38 PM (#4055529) Subject: RE: A Topical Question From: Jos There are queues, queues, Whichever shop you choose, At the store, At the store. There are queues, queues - I've heard it on The News - At the supermarket store. |
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27 May 20 - 05:24 PM (#4055533) Subject: RE: A Topical Question From: Jos [Alternative version of previous verse] There are queues, queues, Whichever shop you choose, At the store, At the store. There are queues, long queues, Social-isolating queues At the supermarket store. |
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27 May 20 - 05:47 PM (#4055538) Subject: RE: A Topical Question From: Mr Red There's a smell, smell One I cannot tell At the store At the store There's a smell, smell In my isolated hell Not the supermarket store My eyes are dim I cannot see I have not brought my specs with me I - have - not - brought - my - specs - with - me - At Barnard Castle's supermarket store. |
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28 May 20 - 07:48 AM (#4055605) Subject: RE: A Topical Question From: Mrrzy Oh it's space space space Don't get right in my face Please stay home Just stay home Oh it's space space space You need to go noplace Order online from your home! Definitely above the line. |
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28 May 20 - 08:40 AM (#4055616) Subject: RE: A Topical Question From: weerover There's vaccine, vaccine Nowhere to be seen... And no visors, visors Nor yet hand sanitizers... |