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03 Mar 21 - 03:23 AM (#4095778) Subject: Lyr Req: Our fish are cheap today From: Andy Scarf Following our combined success with the last thread, I'm encouraged to ask about words to the tune of La Donna E Mobile (aka she's texting someone else again): Our fish are cheap today Cheaper than yesterday There will be less to pay Than there was yesterday Were there ever any more words? |
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03 Mar 21 - 08:09 AM (#4095823) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Our fish are cheap today From: Steve Gardham You might be better off trying the rugby songs books. Our soles are.... Our souls are.... Arseholes are ..... |
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03 Mar 21 - 08:13 AM (#4095826) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Our fish are cheap today From: GUEST,# https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/our_souls_are_cheap_today_525749 |
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03 Mar 21 - 08:13 AM (#4095827) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Our fish are cheap today From: Steve Gardham Wartime R.A.F. Arseholes are cheap today Cheaper than yesterday Little boys are half a crown Standing up or lying down. Bigger boys are two and six Larger ones are three and six For they know better tricks And one at five bob. Some are wreathed in smiles Others are sore with piles The one for me Is the one that's free. Tally ho! tally ho! What a lovely sight Half a mo, half a mo, While I have a shite! (Well you asked!) Lots of variations. |
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04 Mar 21 - 02:43 AM (#4095956) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Our fish are cheap today From: BobL Woman is fickle, Give her a tickle, Hold her quite tightly, Do it twice nightly (Ken Dodd) |
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04 Mar 21 - 06:26 AM (#4095971) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Our fish are cheap today From: Dave the Gnome Ken Dodd also sang of the gretest gift he possesed. And it wasn't pronounced happiness :-D |
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04 Mar 21 - 07:39 AM (#4095980) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Our fish are cheap today From: Jack Campin "Arseholes are cheap today" is a spot-on evocation of Naples under the Allied occupation, as Malaparte described it in "The Skin" - every orifice in town was up for sale. Is that where it dates from? |
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06 Mar 21 - 10:26 PM (#4096414) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Our fish are cheap today From: keberoxu Where is Eliza/Senoufou? I recall her quoting this on a different thread. |
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08 Mar 21 - 06:05 PM (#4096723) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Our fish are cheap today From: GUEST,Ewan McVicar Joe's fish are cheap today Cheaper than yesterday Big ones for two and six Small ones for one and three Co-me and bu-uy co-me and b-u-y Except that we sang Joe's cheeps are cheap today which never made enough sense, far too expensive for chips, now I see we should have been buying fish - much more sensible. |