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09 Oct 21 - 10:09 AM (#4122403) Subject: BS: This Christmas is different From: Donuel Shortages, supply chains, and manufactured hate = this feels like a challenging upcoming Christmas. Trump nuts boasting that they opened fire Proud boys wearing battle clothes Big lie theories being sung by a choir And folks are fighting like in puppet shows Everybody knows Fox News sees a war that grows will help to make their season right Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow Will find it hard to sleep tonight They know that Trump's on his way He's loaded lots of guns and cronies on his sleigh And every mother's child is gonna sigh that a war is worse than getting high So, I'm offering this simple phrase To kids from one to ninety-five Although it's been said many times, many ways We feel sorry for you. You did not start this stupid hate You don't deserve this hateful fate And while your folks might even kill We know that its not your wish or will. Trump nuts boasting that they opened fire Proud boys wearing battle clothes Big lie theories being sung by a choir And folks are fighting like in puppet shows And so, I'm offering this simple phrase To kids from one to ninety-four Although it's been said, many times, many ways We are sorry, We are sorry We are sorry for you |
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09 Oct 21 - 12:28 PM (#4122422) Subject: RE: BS: This Christmas is different From: Stilly River Sage This is the year to start shopping early, don't wait for the rush at "Black Friday." And think outside the gift box for things that aren't impacted by scarcity. Meanwhile, Don, that song should probably also go in a parody thread in the music section. I think you'll find them both for political (Trump) topics and holiday topics. |
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09 Oct 21 - 01:33 PM (#4122429) Subject: RE: BS: This Christmas is different From: Donuel Once I had the first line it wrote itself. |
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09 Oct 21 - 06:11 PM (#4122455) Subject: RE: BS: This Christmas is different From: Mr Red And folks are fighting like in puppet shows Those in favour of glove puppets ................ Put you hand up. |
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09 Oct 21 - 11:30 PM (#4122460) Subject: RE: BS: This Christmas is different From: Mrrzy Those who are telekinetic... Put *my* hand up. [Flits away] |
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10 Oct 21 - 08:29 AM (#4122488) Subject: RE: BS: This Christmas is different From: Donuel I picture Punch and Judy clubbing each other with flag poles. Iconic photos of flag assaults go back to Boston City hall and it was a racist attack during the bussing wars. Then there was the civil war... |