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06 Dec 21 - 05:16 PM (#4128235) Subject: Lyr Add: Xmas in LA From: GUEST,Rick Pollay Christmas in LA Green/Dorritee of The Bobs (adapted Rick Pollay) Slow and lyrical waltz Santa's helpers in the mall New graffiti on the wall We're wandering in urban sprawl It's Christmas in LA See the mansions of the stars Valet elves are parking cars Reindeer strippers in the bars It's Christmas in LA Br: I dream of trees and ornaments and a crackling yule log. The lights below are twinkling ‘cause they’re in a killer smog. Those who can have hit the slopes After office party gropes Leaving us with only hopes It's Christmas in LA Padding out expense accounts Silicone with extra bounce Buy a pound - get an (extra) ounce It's Christmas in LA Br: When you’re on the LA freeways, you hear music in the air. Horns and car alarms are sounding. No one seems to care. Even if you’re movie sucks You’ll have made a lot of bucks And still afford your tummy tucks It's Christmas in LA Snowballs made of Styrofoam Plastic trees in every home All the kids are home alone It's Christmas in LA And Heard on a later recorded version Take this with a grain of salt They have frozen Uncle Walt Don’t know if it’s Goofy’s fault It’s Christmas in LA |