14 Jan 00 - 09:46 PM (#163076) Subject: Lyr Add: SMOKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND (parody) From: Owlkat Hi hi, Well, here's a song for all real northerners to sing. It's been -40 or so up here in the Yukon, and this song, which is a parody I wrote for Yukon Territorial Government workers who aren't allowed to smoke inside public buildings, which is where they work, so they have to huddle outside and puff there, has gotten a fair number of requests over the past few years. I'd love to get the lyrics for another parody of this called,"Walking 'Round In Women's Underwear"for my novelty song collection.
SMOKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND
Storm outside, snowflakes glisten,
Gotta puff, 'cause we're addicted
Softly muttering words far from holy
Very soon, we'll perspire
Cold enough to freeze our buns and then some
You may sneer, you may snicker |
14 Jan 00 - 11:52 PM (#163173) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Smoking In A Winter Winterland From: Coming from a smoker, this is so true. Time to quit I guess. Hummer. |
15 Jan 00 - 12:03 AM (#163180) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Smoking In A Winter Winterland From: Metchosin We had a friend visiting from Down Under, here in Victoria last summer. When we asked him how he liked the city he responded that he thought it was beautiful, but he couldn't get over the number of hookers hanging around on the corners and in broad daylight too. We had to explain to him that they weren't hookers, they were government office workers out on their smoke break.
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15 Jan 00 - 08:14 AM (#163275) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Smoking In A Winter Winterland From: wildlone Owlkat posted Walkin' round in womens underwear as a Lyr add.I also collect novelty songs. |
15 Jan 00 - 10:05 AM (#163309) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Smoking In A Winter Winterland From: Margo So you call them "novelty" songs. Well, if you put @parody in the dt search box, you'll get tons of parodies, or novelty songs, as you call them. Have fun, Margo |
15 Jan 00 - 01:49 PM (#163390) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Smoking In A Winter Winterland From: Metchosin wildlone, I do too. I might have some that you would like, but I've never got around to cataloging my collection and sometimes I forget just what I do have. |
15 Jan 00 - 08:19 PM (#163612) Subject: Lyr Add: WALKIN' ROUND IN WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR From: TonyK Owlkat: Thanks for the Parody. I found the one you're looking for last year and here 'tis:
WALKIN' ROUND IN WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR
Lacy things -- the wife is missin',
In the store -- there's a teddy,
In the office, there's a guy named Melvin,
Later on, if you wanna,
Lacy things...wife is missin', Chillami@osmond.net |