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06 Jul 22 - 11:04 PM (#4146538) Subject: Lyr Add: Sometimes an Eggplant From: GUEST,F the Ineffable The One Company has developed a condom specifically for use with butt stuff. They held a contest to design the best condom wrapper. Several entrants incorporated eggplant emoji… Sometimes an Eggplant Words: F the Ineffable Tune: Bold Doherty, What Can A Young Lassie, or any good tune Sometimes an eggplant is only an eggplant, Perfectly normal and not at all queer. Purple and shiny and moist and delicious Like the fat aubergine I’m holding here. Singing Aubergine-ay Aubergine-arity Aubergine-arity, Aubergine-ay! I wear my aubergines over my undergines I tuck my undergines into my socks Under my turtleneck I carry turtles, all Cleverly fastened with bagels and locks. Singing Aubergine-ay. etc Why can't a rifle be only a rifle? Can't a Red Special be just a guitar? Why can’t a joke be an innocent trifle? Like a cigar can be just a cigar. Singing Aubergine-ay. etc Can’t an emoji just be an emoji? Why can’t an inkblot be only a blot? Why can’t a word be a single entendre? Why should I care if it’s single or not? Singing Aubergine-ay. etc Sometimes a symbol is only a symbol If we have two we can make a big noise. Let’s buy some eggplant and cook a moussaka, Cheesy Greek meatloaf for fat-bottomed boys Who sing Aubergine-ay Aubergine-arity Aubergine-arity, Aubergine-ay! Next time you look at a peach or papaya Don’t think of genitals, butthole or tush. When you imagine a big purple eggplant Pray to your guru, old Baba Ghanoush. Singing Aubergine-ay Aubergine-arity Aubergine-arity, Aubergine-ay! |
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06 Jul 22 - 11:16 PM (#4146540) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Sometimes an Eggplant From: GUEST,.gargoyle Moist peculiar. Sincerely, Gargoyle Perfect timing for the current scourge of Monkey Pox |
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09 Jul 22 - 08:22 AM (#4146840) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Sometimes an Eggplant From: GUEST,keberoxu Classic, this -- both OP and response. Thanks, Gargoyle. |