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BS: This Thread is Clothed

08 Aug 22 - 07:38 AM (#4149722)
Subject: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: Donuel

It is designed to hide flaws and enhance the best features kinda like a Hawaiian shirt. No naked truths here please.


08 Aug 22 - 07:46 AM (#4149724)
Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: Mr Red

Talk about naked truths and Goggle puts up ads for bikinis.


08 Aug 22 - 08:24 AM (#4149726)
Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: Donuel

Manchester United is screwed due to American super capitalism. Will their uniforms look like a NASCAR car next year?


08 Aug 22 - 09:44 AM (#4149736)
Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: Steve Shaw

The title is all wrong. It should read "Thith thread ith clothed."


08 Aug 22 - 09:47 AM (#4149738)
Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: Donuel

heh heh heh


08 Aug 22 - 09:48 AM (#4149739)
Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: Senoufou

That'th tho thenthible Thteve.


08 Aug 22 - 10:54 AM (#4149747)
Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: Dave the Gnome

Goliath of Gath, with hith helmet of bwath...


08 Aug 22 - 03:13 PM (#4149770)
Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: Donuel

Eurytheuth made Herculeeth task even harder: he had to clean up after the cattle of Augeath each time they thit in a thingle day.


08 Aug 22 - 07:13 PM (#4149786)
Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: Mrrzy

I had friends with a sign in their kitchen that said Think! ... It was years before I noticed the one over the stairs that said Thtairs!


08 Aug 22 - 10:31 PM (#4149798)
Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: Rapparee

Congratulations. You all have just made the Irish class I'm taking more difficult.

Imagine my difficulty when I have to say, "Seacht scaoba de chrá chaisil ort" and it comes out "Thsheacht thcaoba de chrá chaithshil." I shan't even attempt "Go gcuire sé sconna siar síos ort."

Thankth.


08 Aug 22 - 11:34 PM (#4149801)
Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: Stilly River Sage

But not in these clothes :)


11 Aug 22 - 07:59 PM (#4150041)
Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: keberoxu

But I thought Hawaiian shirts made paunches look even paunchier.


12 Aug 22 - 02:48 AM (#4150047)
Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: Ebbie

I thtill muthe over the thaditht who wrote lisp.


12 Aug 22 - 06:48 AM (#4150058)
Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: Dave the Gnome

I went to a speach therapist the other day because I cannot pronounce 'f' or 'th'.

She said "Well, you can't say fairer than that."


16 Aug 22 - 08:28 AM (#4150392)
Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: keberoxu

... but the Emperor has got no clothes on ...


16 Aug 22 - 10:32 AM (#4150400)
Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: Donuel

They said gloves and a mask would be enough to go to the supermarket…
They lied, everyone else had their clothes on.

Some people have a fad of taking photos of their fish in ridiculous home made fashions. Its called shooting fish in apparel.

From his wrinkled clothes I could tell he had an iron deficiency.

Gucci is trying to corner the market on high fashion for rich babies.
Its called 'Gucci Gucci goo'


16 Aug 22 - 10:43 AM (#4150401)
Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: Donuel

Julius Ceasar had as many as XL togas.

I saw kangaroos in jumpsuits.

What do Nazi women wear ?


16 Aug 22 - 10:53 AM (#4150402)
Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: Donuel

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friend's clothes.