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24 Aug 22 - 06:42 AM (#4150898) Subject: Collapse of a Family Firm From: GUEST,Written by Roy Blackman Collapse of a Family Firm written by Roy Blackman I work for a family firm called Body Body Body and Body The four directors are Anybody Everybody Somebody and Nobody All the sons of Billy Body the late body now the dead Body But everybody knew the firm had financial problem Nobody knew where the money went it was anybody's guess The shop steward Peabody thought it should go to everybody And that upset Somebody You'll never guess what this firm made – bodies Car bodies Bus bodies Fire Engine bodies Tractor bodies Lorry bodies Red Lorry Bodies Yellow Lorry Bodies There were red and yellow lorry bodies all over Everybody's sons work there but they were nobodies Somebody's daughter thought she was somebody But she was anybody's and everybodies and there was nobody Who hadn't been on the body with her according to all the busybodies The End came over a two minute job that wasn't done It cost the firm millions Everbody knew it needing doing Anybody could have done it Somebody was off sick and Nobody bothered Me ? I'm not doing it Its not my job I'm just a bodyguard besides my name's not Body Its Soul -Richard Soul I'm just trying to keep Body and Soul together I'm not the only R Soul in this firm I told Everybody that I wasn't going to do anybodies dogbody job for nobody Now everbody's out of work And i'm looking with for a job with anybody
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24 Aug 22 - 05:52 PM (#4150934) Subject: RE: Collapse of a Family Firm From: Joe Offer Thank you, John. I enjoy your monologues so much. |