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Lyr Add: Missed the Toilet Last Night (bawdy)

10 Sep 23 - 08:24 PM (#4181275)
Subject: Lyr Add: Missed the Toilet Last Night (bawdy)
From: and e

The song discussed in this thread is bawdy and/or offensive.

If you are easily offended, please don't read or respond to this thread.

It will disappear more quickly that way.

To "Don't Get Around Much Anymore:"

Missed the toilet last night;
Got it all on the floor.
Cleaned it up with my toothbrush.
Don't brush my teeth much anymore. . . .

Don Firth

Posted November 1, 2009 by Don Firth to the Silly short songs thread on mudcat.

See here: https://mudcat.org/detail_pf.cfm?messages__Message_ID=2757420

10 Sep 23 - 08:24 PM (#4190209)
Subject: Lyr Add: Missed the Toilet Last Night (bawdy)
From: and e

The song discussed in this thread is bawdy and/or offensive.

If you are easily offended, please don't read or respond to this thread.

It will disappear more quickly that way.

To "Don't Get Around Much Anymore:"

Missed the toilet last night;
Got it all on the floor.
Cleaned it up with my toothbrush.
Don't brush my teeth much anymore. . . .

Don Firth

Posted November 1, 2009 by Don Firth to the Silly short songs thread on mudcat.

See here: https://mudcat.org/detail_pf.cfm?messages__Message_ID=2757420

10 Sep 23 - 08:25 PM (#4190210)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Missed the Toilet Last Night (bawdy)
From: and e

Toothbrush
(Same old Saturday Night)

Missed the crapper last night,
messed all over the floor,
Cleaned it up with my toothbrush,
Don't brush my teeth much anymore.

Collected by Bill Person. Text retrieved from http://www.operator-98.com/usafsslite/sstale8.htm

Bill Person learned this song while in the Civil Air Patrol from 1952-54.

Recording of Bill Person singing this song

Listen here: https://archive.org/download/jack_horntip_collection_field_recordings/0942%20Toothbrush%20%5BTune_%20Same%20Old%20Saturday%20Night%2C%20Learned%20In%20The%20Civil%20Air%20Patrol%2C%201952-54%5D.mp3

10 Sep 23 - 08:25 PM (#4181276)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Missed the Toilet Last Night (bawdy)
From: and e

Toothbrush
(Same old Saturday Night)

Missed the crapper last night,
messed all over the floor,
Cleaned it up with my toothbrush,
Don't brush my teeth much anymore.

10 Sep 23 - 08:25 PM (#4181277)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Missed the Toilet Last Night (bawdy)
From: and e

Fran is not afraid to offend anyone with her tasteless language:

"Missed the toilet last night
Shit all over the floor
Cleaned it up with my toothbrush
Don't brush my teeth much anymore"(99)

Pg 211, The Black Comedy of John Guare by Gene A. Plunka. 2002.

See here: https://books.google.com/books?id=fjuEN4_CM2YC&pg=PA211&dq=%22brush+my+teeth+much+anymore%22&hl=en&newbks=1&newbks_redir=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj92fOanKGBAxVJk4kEHSUIBSwQ6AF6BAgJEAI

10 Sep 23 - 08:25 PM (#4190211)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Missed the Toilet Last Night (bawdy)
From: and e

Fran is not afraid to offend anyone with her tasteless language:

"Missed the toilet last night
Shit all over the floor
Cleaned it up with my toothbrush
Don't brush my teeth much anymore"(99)

10 Sep 23 - 08:26 PM (#4190212)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Missed the Toilet Last Night (bawdy)
From: and e

They weren't quite sure what to make o Michael's acapella opener, a
brief ditty of his own creation that went,

"I got loaded last night,
then I pissed on the floor;
Cleaned it up with my toothbursh,
don't brush my teeth much anymore.

Pg 619, Guitar King: Michael Bloomfield's Life in the Blues by David Dann. 2019

See here: https://www.google.com/books/edition/Guitar_King/nKywDwAAQBAJ?hl=en&gbpv=1&printsec=frontcover&bsq=%22cleaned%20it%20up%20with%22

10 Sep 23 - 08:26 PM (#4181278)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Missed the Toilet Last Night (bawdy)
From: and e

They weren't quite sure what to make o Michael's acapella opener, a
brief ditty of his own creation that went,

"I got loaded last night,
then I pissed on the floor;
Cleaned it up with my toothbursh,
don't brush my teeth much anymore.

10 Sep 23 - 08:27 PM (#4181280)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Missed the Toilet Last Night (bawdy)
From: and e

TOOTHBRUSH
----------
Missed a Saturday dance,
Shat all over the floor,
Cleaned it up with my toothbrush -
Don't clean my teeth anymore.

August 18, 2000. Text file toothbrush.txt from llewtrah collection from www.armadillo.net/llewtrah

10 Sep 23 - 08:27 PM (#4190213)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Missed the Toilet Last Night (bawdy)
From: and e

TOOTHBRUSH
----------
Missed a Saturday dance,
Shat all over the floor,
Cleaned it up with my toothbrush -
Don't clean my teeth anymore.

August 18, 2000. Text file toothbrush.txt from llewtrah collection from www.armadillo.net/llewtrah

10 Sep 23 - 08:27 PM (#4190214)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Missed the Toilet Last Night (bawdy)
From: and e

TOOTHBRUSH

Missed a Saturday dance, shat all over the floor,
Cleaned it up with my toothbrush - don't clean my teeth much
anymore !

From the April 13, 2006 Old Alleynians Tour Song Book. Retrieved from www.alleynian.org/rugby/OA_Tour_Song_Book.pdf

10 Sep 23 - 08:27 PM (#4181281)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Missed the Toilet Last Night (bawdy)
From: and e

TOOTHBRUSH

Missed a Saturday dance, shat all over the floor,
Cleaned it up with my toothbrush - don't clean my teeth much
anymore !

From the April 13, 2006 Old Alleynians Tour Song Book. Retrieved from www.alleynian.org/rugby/OA_Tour_Song_Book.pdf

10 Sep 23 - 08:28 PM (#4181282)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Missed the Toilet Last Night (bawdy)
From: and e

Toothbrush

Missed a Saturday dance,
Shat all over the floor,
Cleaned it up with my toothbrush -
don't clean my teeth much anymore !

c1989. Ron & the Rude Boys, Rude Rugby Songs, Vol. 4, track 17.

10 Sep 23 - 08:28 PM (#4190215)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Missed the Toilet Last Night (bawdy)
From: and e

Toothbrush

Missed a Saturday dance,
Shat all over the floor,
Cleaned it up with my toothbrush -
don't clean my teeth much anymore !

c1989. Ron & the Rude Boys, Rude Rugby Songs, Vol. 4, track 17.

10 Sep 23 - 08:29 PM (#4190216)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Missed the Toilet Last Night (bawdy)
From: and e

Missed The Toilet Last Night

Missed the toilet last night,
Pissed all over the floor,
Cleaned it up with my toothbrush,
Don't brush my teeth much any more.

Text retrieved from PLEDGE SONG WORDS, Tau of Kappa Nu Songs from http://kappa-nu.com/pledgeSongText.html

A recording of this song retrieved from http://kappa-nu.com/sounds/toilet.wav

The tune is the same as in the other recordings.

10 Sep 23 - 08:29 PM (#4181283)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Missed the Toilet Last Night (bawdy)
From: and e

Missed The Toilet Last Night

Missed the toilet last night,
Pissed all over the floor,
Cleaned it up with my toothbrush,
Don't brush my teeth much any more.

10 Sep 23 - 08:30 PM (#4181284)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Missed the Toilet Last Night (bawdy)
From: and e

.... one that I remember is a parody on the song, "Don't get around much anymore." The verse of the song is:

Missed the Saturday dance,
heard they crowded the floor
It's awfully different without you,
don't get around much anymore

Thought I visit the club,
got as far as the door
I just couldn't bear without you,
I don't get around much anymore

The parody was:

Missed the toilet last night,
Shit all over the floor,
Wiped it up with my toothbrush,
Don't brush my teeth much anymore.

Anyway, that's it. Don't tell my wife I told you these songs.

From an email dated September 6, 2005 from Lewis Becker to the BALLAD-L email list (anyone remember that email list?).

10 Sep 23 - 08:30 PM (#4190217)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Missed the Toilet Last Night (bawdy)
From: and e

.... one that I remember is a parody on the song, "Don't get around much anymore." The verse of the song is:

Missed the Saturday dance,
heard they crowded the floor
It's awfully different without you,
don't get around much anymore

Thought I visit the club,
got as far as the door
I just couldn't bear without you,
I don't get around much anymore

The parody was:

Missed the toilet last night,
Shit all over the floor,
Wiped it up with my toothbrush,
Don't brush my teeth much anymore.

Anyway, that's it. Don't tell my wife I told you these songs.

From an email dated September 6, 2005 from Lewis Becker to the BALLAD-L email list (anyone remember that email list?).

11 Sep 23 - 06:44 AM (#4190218)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Missed the Toilet Last Night (bawdy)
From: and e

I have a little song I'd like to sing to you. It goes to the tune of "missed the Saturday dance".

"Missed the toilet last night"
"Peed all over the floor
"Wiped it up with my toothbrush
"Don't brush my teeth any more."

Pretty cute, hay what?

. Letter from Evabell Bell to her husband Jack Bell.

Bell, Evabel, "1944-03-31, Evabel to Jack" (1944). Jack P. Bell Second World War Correspondence Collection. 378.

https://digitalcommons.chapman.edu/bell_collection/378

11 Sep 23 - 06:44 AM (#4181307)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Missed the Toilet Last Night (bawdy)
From: and e

I have a little song I'd like to sing to you. It goes to the tune of "missed the Saturday dance".

"Missed the toilet last night"
"Peed all over the floor
"Wiped it up with my toothbrush
"Don't brush my teeth any more."

Pretty cute, hay what?

11 Sep 23 - 06:58 AM (#4181309)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Missed the Toilet Last Night (bawdy)
From: and e

MISSED THE TOILET LAST NIGHT

Missed the toilet last night
Shit all over the floor
Cleaned it up with a toothbrush
Don't brush my teeth much any more

1942 or 1943. Transcribed from the singing of Ron Graham on May 14, 2006.
He learned from his older brother.

Recording available here: https://archive.org/download/jack_horntip_collection_field_recordings/0384%2003%20-%20Missed%20The%20Toilet%20Last%20Night%20%5BLearned%20In%201942-1943%5D.mp3

11 Sep 23 - 06:58 AM (#4190219)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Missed the Toilet Last Night (bawdy)
From: and e

MISSED THE TOILET LAST NIGHT

Missed the toilet last night
Shit all over the floor
Cleaned it up with a toothbrush
Don't brush my teeth much any more

11 Sep 23 - 10:49 AM (#4181329)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Missed the Toilet Last Night (bawdy)
From: GeoffLawes

Some more toilet songs on Mudcat thread “ Any November Songs ?”here /mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=170494#ohdearwhatcanthematterbe:~:text=Subject%3A%20RE%3A%20Any%20November%20Songs%3F%0AF

11 Sep 23 - 10:49 AM (#4190207)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Missed the Toilet Last Night (bawdy)
From: GeoffLawes

Some more toilet songs on Mudcat thread “ Any November Songs ?”here /mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=170494#ohdearwhatcanthematterbe:~:text=Subject%3A%20RE%3A%20Any%20November%20Songs%3F%0AF

11 Sep 23 - 10:55 AM (#4190208)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Missed the Toilet Last Night (bawdy)
From: GeoffLawes

Missed The Toilet Last Night - Danny Diaz & The China Coast Jazzmen on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC1-TZYtYYU

11 Sep 23 - 10:55 AM (#4181330)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Missed the Toilet Last Night (bawdy)
From: GeoffLawes

Missed The Toilet Last Night - Danny Diaz & The China Coast Jazzmen on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC1-TZYtYYU