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16 Oct 23 - 06:56 AM (#4191121) Subject: Lyr Add: Jim Marshes Fence From: GUEST,Graham Dixon JIM MARSH’S FENCE Words & Music Graham & Bernadette Dixon (Trouble at’ Mill) Working folk in Gregson Lane like to know what’s going on But they never hear a whisper now the Idle Toad has gone Now there’s a brand new service that tells of all events The information’s up thee upon Jim Marshes fence We don’t need Evening Telegraph we don’t need ITV We don’t need Daily Mirror and we don’t need BBC We don’t need Sky News Bulletins to tell us where and whence Co’s everything that’s happening is on Jim Marshes fence Now Jim’s a Tory councillor he helps out honest folk But we won’t hold that against him he’s a fairly decent bloke He imparts information at no public expense It’s there for you and me to see upon Jim Marshes fence There’s births and deaths and marriages lost cats and stuff for sale What’s on at local hostelries who all sell real ale People who will walk your dog for only fifty pence Come on read all about it it’s on Jim Marshes fence We don’t need Evening Telegraph we don’t need ITV We don’t need Daily Mirror and we don’t need BBC We don’t need Sky News Bulletins to tell us where and whence The place for all the news and views is on Jim Marshes fence If you want the latest stories it’s the place for breaking news Where and what and when and why and who’s been kissing who When you’ve heard a juicy rumour that’s got you in suspense Get down and see the real facts upon Jim Marshes Fence There’s lots of men with cameras and ladies with champagne And helicopters fill the skies all the way down Bank Head Lane The national paparazzi are camping out in tents They’ve heard that Rupert Murdoch’s come to buy Jim Marshes Fence We don’t need Evening Telegraph we don’t need ITV We don’t need Daily Mirror and we don’t need BBC We don’t need Sky News Bulletins to tell us where and whence Fiona Bruce gets all her news from on Jim Marshes fence Come on read all about it it’s on Jim Marshes fence The song can be heard here Jim Marsh's Fence GD |