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26 Jun 25 - 02:23 PM (#4224742) Subject: Lyr Req: Mister Cheesymouse From: petefletcher I remember English Tapestry had a song about Mr Cheesymouse. The first line was "Out in the outhouse lived Mr Cheesymouse, a most extraordinary fellow" Anyone got the lyrics?? |
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26 Jun 25 - 06:33 PM (#4224749) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Mister Cheesymouse From: cnd I have a recording of the song shared with me by Mudcatter The Doctor. I can work towards getting lyrics in the next few days if no one else has any handy. |
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28 Jun 25 - 03:39 AM (#4224809) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Mister Cheesymouse From: petefletcher Thanks cdn, that would be great. A recording would be even better ;-) |
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28 Jun 25 - 11:50 AM (#4224824) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Mister Cheesymouse From: cnd Peter, here's my start. It's been tough sledding; I would say this is at max maybe 75% accurate, maybe. I'll be sending you a PM. Out in the outhouse lived Mr Cheesymouse, a most extraordinary fellow He is forty years but the greatest sex appeal is, oh they say his tail is cheesy yellow One night at nine when at supper time, he goes to dine in the ?lladaa?? Of Ms. Froggysmiths farm He nibbles at the cheese without even a breeze, set it alone from the table Cause Ms. Froggysmith's able For she's stinking rich, daughter of a bitch, never been itched Which is understandable Cause she's can't stand-able When he's had his fill, Cheesymouse takes some trill meant for the budgery call Then to wash it down he drinks some milk that he's found, he sleeps in the biscuit jar But by ten thirty, he's awake and alert, he can't stay a night while he camps there Ms. Froggysmith's hamster So he's under the door, creeps over the floor He's got to make sure he's to touch By Ms. Froggysmith's barn bird While in the next room, Ms. Hamster's in a swoon Dreaming of a honeymoon Soon there'll be a rodent's wedding And double-store bedding See updated lyrics below |
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28 Jun 25 - 01:05 PM (#4224828) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Mister Cheesymouse From: GUEST 'Lladaa' may be 'larder'. |
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28 Jun 25 - 02:21 PM (#4224835) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Mister Cheesymouse From: cnd Good point. And in hindsight, "budgery call" is definitely "Budgerigar" |
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29 Jun 25 - 03:24 AM (#4224849) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Mister Cheesymouse From: petefletcher Excellent, thanks! |
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29 Jun 25 - 09:07 AM (#4224865) Subject: LYR ADD: Mister Cheesymouse From: cnd Here's my revised attempt at filling out the remainder of the song and fiddling with the above. MR. CHEESYMOUSE Out in the outhouse lived Mr. Cheesymouse, a most extraordinary fellow He has pointy ears but the greatest sex appeal is, oh they say his tail is cheesy yellow One night at nine when at supper time, he goes to dine in the larder Of Ms. Toddysmith's farm He nibbles at the cheese without even a breeze, set it alone from the table Cause Ms. Toddysmith's able For she's stinking rich, daughter of a bitch, never been hitched Which is understandable Cause she's can't stand-able When he's had his fill, Cheesymouse takes some trill meant for the budgerigar Then to wash it down he drinks some milk that he's found, he sleeps in the biscuit jar But by ten thirty, he's awake and alert, he can't stay a night where he can't spare Ms. Toddysmith's hamster So he's under the door, creeps over the floor, he's got to make sure he's no touch By Ms. Toddysmith's barn bird While in the next room, Ms. Hamster's in a swoon, dreaming of a honeymoon Soon there'll be a rodent's wedding And doubtless more bedding Then off goes the bell, Cheesymouse looks his wife, goes in and proceeds to kiss her Ms. Hamster, she replies, a loving look in her eyes, and gently nibbles his whiskers He finds this exciting, pleasant and delighting, he can't help inviting his lady To a corner nice and shady But as you may deduce, Ms. Hamster is seduced, in three weeks she will produce a litter But she'll be feeling bitter Cause Cheesymouse may be his name, but male mice are all the same, they defile and defame Shame, there'll be no rattling carriage No interracial marriage Out to the outhouse retires Mr. Cheesymouse, soon to be a father again In joy he raps his boys, he loves these paternal joys, and that will be litter number ten Ms. Toddysmith begins to fret for the health of her pet, she better call a vet to know the matter Why her hamster's getting fatter In a week she has a shock, Ms. Hamster's in smock, the neighbors will all flock, it's illicit You better tell us who did it Ms. Toddysmith, I'm sorry, to give you all this worry, but Cheesymouse is so very furry There could be no resistance All his persistence That's the sting in the tail if he's dead Cheesymouse |
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30 Jun 25 - 08:00 AM (#4224896) Subject: RE: ADD: Mister Cheesymouse From: petefletcher Thanks again! |