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20 Feb 00 - 04:37 PM (#181772) Subject: Drummers... From: GUEST,Mike Drummers that visit this site might want to know about an invaluable resource page; Drum Lessons Database. Over 250 links to free drum lessons on all related subjects including blues drumming. Submissions are also welcomed. http://www.drumbum.com/lessons.htm |
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20 Feb 00 - 06:10 PM (#181812) Subject: RE: BS: Drummers... From: wysiwyg Thanks, BTW I use drummers' material to improve my autoharp strumming, as well as with other rhythm instruents I play. |
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21 Feb 00 - 01:56 PM (#182222) Subject: RE: BS: Drummers... From: Benjamin Did you hear about the lead guitarist who locked his keys in the car? Had break the window to get the drummer out! |
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21 Feb 00 - 02:06 PM (#182227) Subject: RE: BS: Drummers... From: Troll If a drummer and a banjo player fall from a ten story building, which one will hit the ground first? It's a toss-up. The drummer will get lost and the banjo player will stop to re-tune. troll |
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21 Feb 00 - 03:33 PM (#182298) Subject: RE: BS: Drummers... From: Molly Malone How do you know when the stage is level? The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth. |
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21 Feb 00 - 04:15 PM (#182331) Subject: RE: BS: Drummers... From: TerriM the difference between a drum and a trampoline? You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.How do you know if there's a drummer at your door....... they keep knocking but they never know when to come in! ( hope my daughter, who is of that strange and noisy fraternity doesn't read this or I am in sooooo much trouble) Terri |
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21 Feb 00 - 05:06 PM (#182357) Subject: RE: BS: Drummers... From: Mbo As Bev Bevan said--LET THERE BE DRUMS! --Mbo |
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21 Feb 00 - 05:40 PM (#182386) Subject: RE: BS: Drummers... From: GUEST,Rich(stupidbodhranplayerwhodoesn'tknowanybet The best one I've heard thus far has been; What do you call someone who isn't terribly musical but hangs out with musicians any way? A drummer. I would have been offended but I heard it from a banjo player so consider the source. Rich |
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21 Feb 00 - 05:50 PM (#182396) Subject: RE: BS: Drummers... From: Callie A man walks into a shop. "I'll have a packet of guitar strings, a violin bow rosin, some sheet music for 'A Nightingale Sang In Berkeley Square, and 3 sax reeds." The shop owner says "oh, you must be a drummer!" "How can you tell?" "This is a fish shop, sir." -Callie |
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21 Feb 00 - 05:56 PM (#182399) Subject: RE: BS: Drummers... From: MK Q. What does a drummer use for contraception? A. His personality.
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21 Feb 00 - 06:13 PM (#182409) Subject: RE: BS: Drummers... From: Lonesome Dave What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless. |
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21 Feb 00 - 07:37 PM (#182462) Subject: RE: BS: Drummers... From: Benjamin A lead guitarist walks into a doctors office. He was having some problems with his brain, especially the part that held rythm. So the doctor told him to leave his brain and he'd check it up, fix it and give it back in a week. After a month, the lead guitarist had never showed up. Then one day, the doctor saw the guitarist on the street and said "Your brain has been sitting on my desk for a month, you need to come pick it up!" The guitarist said "No, I don't need it any more, I now play the drums!" |
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21 Feb 00 - 08:24 PM (#182476) Subject: RE: BS: Drummers... From: Osmium The band were playing well when all of sudden the banjo player burst into tears. Whats wrong said the fiddler; the bodrhain player just walked past and tweaked my banjo sais the banjo player. So where's the problem sais the fiddler He won't tell me which string; howls the banjo player |
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21 Feb 00 - 11:33 PM (#182555) Subject: RE: BS: Drummers... From: Troll What did the drummer get on his IQ Test. Drool. Whats the first thing a drummer says when he goes to work? "Would you like that with fries? How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? "Oh wow! Is it, like, dark? Why did the drummer marry the accordian player? Upward mobility. Troll ( who actually likes drummers but can't resist a joke)
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22 Feb 00 - 02:37 AM (#182623) Subject: RE: BS: Drummers... From: Benjamin Why do drummers leave their sticks on the dash board? So they can park in the handy cap zone! If you drop a drummer and a water melon of a building, which would hit the ground first? Who cares? BMW |
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22 Feb 00 - 09:43 AM (#182718) Subject: RE: BS: Drummers... From: Troll I would care. After all, a drummer is a musicians best friend. troll |
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22 Feb 00 - 09:57 AM (#182721) Subject: RE: BS: Drummers... From: annamill If I show this thread to Glenn, he may refuse to have anymore gatherings. It's bad enough he can't play during our music. Shhhh.. I thought they were funny. ;-) Love, annap |
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22 Feb 00 - 11:32 AM (#182770) Subject: RE: BS: Drummers... From: Molly Malone Bodhran Joke Page 'Nuff said. |