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20 Feb 00 - 08:40 PM (#181902) Subject: Song Challenge suggestion From: Barky Hey! The title of this article just caught my eye. The article itself wasn't too interesting, but the title was cool. Here it is: Cotton Grows on Sheep, Children Say If you want the article, just ask. ~Barky |
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20 Feb 00 - 08:47 PM (#181906) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: Metchosin Why not! Money grows on trees, doesn't it? and there are things in my fridge that have been known to grow beards. |
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20 Feb 00 - 09:01 PM (#181908) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: Áine Dear Barky, If you'd like, you can send the article to me via a personal message (ask your dad how to do that), or, you can send it to me via email at: doireanne@yahoo.com And anyone else who has an idea for a Song Challenge! can do the same thing -- the more the merrier! Dear Metchoson -- I've had things in my refrigerator grow legs and walk, as my mother used to say! -- Áine |
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20 Feb 00 - 09:18 PM (#181912) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: catspaw49 When I was single and in my twenties, I often could not distinguish between very old lettuce and very new bacon OR very old bacon and very new lettuce in my refrigerator. When I moved, I taped the whole thing shut with a roll of duct tape and wheeled it out on the street. Spaw |
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20 Feb 00 - 09:19 PM (#181913) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: Barky Here's another article: Use Of Organic Peanut Butter Adds Two Minutes To Local Man's Life BERKELEY, CA--Vincent Dunst, manager of a Berkeley-area food cooperative, has added two minutes to his life by consuming organic peanut butter instead of major brands, health-food experts reported Monday. "Store-bought brands like Jif and Skippy are loaded with artificial emulsifiers and preservatives. Some of them even contain brown dyes to make them look more 'peanut buttery,'" Dunst said. "This all-natural Sunset Farms peanut butter contains absolutely nothing but fresh peanuts and a little bit of sea salt-- and, as an added bonus, the jar is glass instead of plastic." Dunst has also added 22 seconds to his life by starting off each day with a frosty, fiber-rich "Bulgur Smoothie." Yummy..... ~Barky |
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20 Feb 00 - 09:23 PM (#181917) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: Mbo BULGAR SMOOTHIE!! I'm cracking up! Every time my sister and I go to the commissary, we always poin to the bulgar and laugh uncontrollably-"buuuuuul-gar!" --Mbo |
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20 Feb 00 - 09:27 PM (#181920) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: catspaw49 Yeah that's a fockin' laugh riot Meebo. I'm about to piss myself right now. A real ripper........geeziz........ Spaw |
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20 Feb 00 - 09:47 PM (#181929) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: Mbo You just don't understand!
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20 Feb 00 - 10:53 PM (#181960) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: MMario 'Spaw - good to see you back and "in form" |
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20 Feb 00 - 11:13 PM (#181970) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: wysiwyg Did he ever properly deal with his possum thread though? |
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20 Feb 00 - 11:32 PM (#181977) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: Amos Buuuuuuulgar !!! Heee heee heee! Buuuulgar!!! ROTLMAO,wooo hahahah, Buulllgaaaaar... Wait a minute....what am I laughing at again? I forget... |
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20 Feb 00 - 11:54 PM (#181983) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: Mbo Mario, you're cracking me up!!! You just have to hear the way I say it to appreciate it. --Mbo |
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21 Feb 00 - 11:13 AM (#182123) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: Uncle_DaveO The food is bulgur, not bulgar. Bulgar is a word referring to that nationality in eastern Europe for whom Bulgaria is named. Dave Oesterreich |
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21 Feb 00 - 11:18 AM (#182129) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: Amos Right..I'm sorry...I was laughing so hard I couldn't type straight. Bulgur, of course, it's bulgur hmmmfffghfff, gasp, hrrmmphhhmmfffff!!! Heeeee mmmmffff! A |
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21 Feb 00 - 11:23 AM (#182137) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: Mbo Well gosh-golly! I always though it was called "Bulgar Wheat" because it was from Bulgaria! Well! Of course you've never heard the "Stale Cracker Meal" joke either! --Mbo |
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21 Feb 00 - 11:33 AM (#182145) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: catspaw49 Oh well that'd make all the difference.....Nothing like a stale cracker meal joke to lighten the atmosphere. Have you got any about Spelt? I bet they're a real hoot too............. Spaw |
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21 Feb 00 - 11:47 AM (#182154) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: Mbo Spaw, just hearing you say that is killing me! The people in the computer lab with must think I'm bonkers! Then there's the "Daddywhudderdees Rotten Plaintains Story" and the "Larry's Country Style Ham" crack. Commissaries have an untold wealth of food jokes! --Mbo |
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21 Feb 00 - 11:50 AM (#182157) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: Mbo Now all I have to do is write a song about it! |
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21 Feb 00 - 03:24 PM (#182286) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: Amos Mbo, jusat keep your damn hands out of the ham crack, ok?!!! A |
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21 Feb 00 - 03:29 PM (#182294) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: Molly Malone Thanks guys...now I have the food innuendo song stuck in my head. :) |
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21 Feb 00 - 03:38 PM (#182303) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: Mbo I'm not sure I get it.... --Mbo |
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21 Feb 00 - 03:40 PM (#182305) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: wysiwyg I'm in the mood for spuds... But I only have eyes for you. That's where Tater Tots come from, right? |
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21 Feb 00 - 03:51 PM (#182309) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: Mbo Ever hear Weird Al Yankovic's "Addicted to Spuds"? Larry's Country Syle Ham wa so funny because (a) it was your typical brand-x Marine Corps Commissary fare (b)it was bright yellow, and resembled a block of chartreuse ground beef (c)it was as frozen as the ground in Antartica, and (d) it's expiration date was 3 years before the time we first saw it, and it was there every week from January 1993 to July 1995. Wonder who Larry was? --Mbo |
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21 Feb 00 - 03:58 PM (#182313) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: wysiwyg He had the market coroner'd, eh? |
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21 Feb 00 - 04:00 PM (#182315) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: Mbo Sho' nuff! Incidentally, it was right next to the similarly frozen and expired ox tails. Really. --Mbo |
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21 Feb 00 - 04:04 PM (#182323) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: Áine I GIVE UP!!! SONG CHALLENGE! Part 9 is now officially thrown open for all of you food lovers! OK, go and write a song -- I double dawg dare y'all!! -- Áine |
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21 Feb 00 - 04:48 PM (#182347) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: Áine Mmmpf! That shut y'all up, didn't it? Yea, just asking ya to put your gargonzola where your mouth is really closed it down, didn't it? Chickens! -- ya know, there could be a song in that --
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21 Feb 00 - 04:49 PM (#182348) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: Amos Mbo --- if you look toward your hams and then gaze north -- or south depending on where your head is -- you'll find a crack, but don't put your hands in it, ok? |
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21 Feb 00 - 04:54 PM (#182352) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: catspaw49 Actually Amos, Meebo needs to look to either side. Spaw |
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21 Feb 00 - 05:00 PM (#182355) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: GUEST,Mbo NORMAN CLARIFY! NORMAN CLARIFY! BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeppp... --Mbo |
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21 Feb 00 - 05:10 PM (#182359) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: Áine EEEEENNNNNNUUUUUUFFFFF!! Take your hand off each other's hocks and quit slapping your hams on the table! Make it rhyme, put a tune to it, and enter it in the SONG CHALLENGE! -- Áine |
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21 Feb 00 - 05:33 PM (#182377) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: Amos Ahh, Spaw's ol' medicine, started growin' fur again
Wrap it up with duct tape to keep it from the goviment
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21 Feb 00 - 05:56 PM (#182400) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: catspaw49 I dunno....Seems to be touching Meebo a bit lower down the alimentary canal. Spaw |
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21 Feb 00 - 06:22 PM (#182415) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: Mbo And what's THAT supposed to mean? --Mbo |
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21 Feb 00 - 06:24 PM (#182419) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: Amos Man. Mbo, you get any more clarification your gonna be peeing Pentecostal purified font water. Make a million!| |
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21 Feb 00 - 06:29 PM (#182422) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: Mbo I don't know...it just sounded like a wisecrack at my medical condition.
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21 Feb 00 - 06:34 PM (#182426) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: Amos Jeez, man ... now I have to be careful, because I mean no offense but your medical condition was nowhere in range. Tell the truth I have no idea where you keep these toes that noone is supposed to step on, so please don't get your feelings hurt where no hurt was offered. A |
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21 Feb 00 - 06:38 PM (#182427) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: Mbo Sorry, the condition tends to make me a bit irritable sometimes--it also makes your eyes bad. --Mbo |
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21 Feb 00 - 06:51 PM (#182432) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: Amos Wait -- your condition makes my eyes bad? Nahhhhhh. Anyway, go ahead and be irritable, we can handle it, as long as we get to be irritable back. Deal? |
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21 Feb 00 - 07:11 PM (#182441) Subject: RE: Song Challenge suggestion From: catspaw49 Oh I dunno amos....Its possible, considering the position we (me) just left him in, that he can see his condition. Try to relax about 'conditions' Meebo.......It doesn't help them and if you gotta' know that nobody around here is ever serious about that stuff!!! Gawd knows I got a few conditions myself...Whaddaya gonna do? Spaw |