25 Feb 00 - 10:29 AM (#184645) Subject: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine From a recent National Public Radio show segment: Mr. Patrick Wright is serving time in the George F. Bailey Detention Facility in Otay Mesa, California for brandishing a knife at police and for illegal possession of ferrets. He went in February 8th and he gets out Friday February 25th, at 12:01am. In California, unlike most states in the U.S., keeping ferrets as pets is illegal. He picked up the knife when the police burst through his door during a raid to take possession of his four pet ferrets. "I like to believe I live in a free country . . . in California . . . it's like we're dealing with Stalin . . . it's completely un-American," says Mr. Wright. His fellow inmates in the county jail at first didn't believe he'd been arrested for ferret possession. However, after they'd seen his picture in the local newspaper, they began calling him 'Ferretman'. He told the court that he is sorry about the knife incident, but still defends his right to keep ferrets. The appeal of ferrets he says, '. . . they're like little clowns . . . they're Prozac with legs." The Challenge is to write a song welcoming Mr. Wright home from the county jail and/or defending his right to keep ferrets! "Land of the brave, home of the free and the ferret!" Let's not go for the obvious low-humor or the easy laugh on this one -- 'Bawdy' is fine, but let's not sink to 'nasty', OK? Think 'subtle'! GO FOR IT, CHALLENGE!RS!! -- Áine |
25 Feb 00 - 10:39 AM (#184651) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos Wait, wait ... are you elevating the tone of these challenges by raising our admittedly lowclass sights to...ferrets??? Aine, Aine...can't we talk about this? Ferrets? I knew a guy kept two in the Village and they were like Prozac on legs, with sharp little teeth.. |
25 Feb 00 - 10:47 AM (#184656) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Dear Amos, I think you've already started writing your song there, dear heart . . . -- Áine |
25 Feb 00 - 10:50 AM (#184659) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos Aw geez..and I promised to do taxes today! A |
25 Feb 00 - 11:01 AM (#184670) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Troll Did mine early! nyah, nyah, nyah Seriously,Amos. This one's all yours. I didn't sleep at all last night(emergency root canal yesterday) and it's finally caught up! I'll see y'all tonight.I'm for bed. troll TTFN |
25 Feb 00 - 11:05 AM (#184673) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos Well, that's enough to tip anyone into the cauldron, mate. Sleep well. Let the madness pass, and wakeup to sunlight... |
25 Feb 00 - 11:31 AM (#184693) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Dear Troll, Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt AND the postcard! Take it easy and here's hoping that you recover quickly. If you feel like doing something tomorrow or Sunday, go ahead. -- Áine |
25 Feb 00 - 12:22 PM (#184719) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Metchosin Don't be so hard on the little guys, eh, especially the females. Talk about driven, when they become sexually mature they go into permanent estrous and unless they become pregnant they will die. You have to spay them to save them from their driving passions. Hmmm.........guess that sort of explains one of my favorite expressions.."rutting away like crazed weasels". |
25 Feb 00 - 12:32 PM (#184726) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Troll Maybe I'll give it a shot after all. I can't seem to sleep. I just keep drifting. In and out, in and out.. troll |
25 Feb 00 - 02:44 PM (#184872) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos Old Man Troll is a favorite pal Welcome back from your root canal! Is head is full of Nembutal Welcome back from your root canal! His jaw is swollen up like lard Man that dentist's chair is hard And now he's flaked out in the yard. Recovering from a root canal, ohh New bridge! Betcha need a crown! New bridge and deductible is down! But I sure you will recover, You're still our favorite pal! And we know you will get over your Roooot canal!
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25 Feb 00 - 03:45 PM (#184914) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: wysiwyg I can actually HEAR that.... must be a Friday thing! Whaddya MEAN it's Monday? I lost a whole fockin' WEEKEND? |
25 Feb 00 - 05:53 PM (#184968) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos Though this challenge has its merits Noone's written about ferrets ANd from Nome to Finisterre, it's Clear not many have th einspiration in hand to compose ditties about those damn ferrets... A |
25 Feb 00 - 06:19 PM (#184978) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Troll Amos! YOU DA MAN!! Thanks so much for the song and the support. I'm not in any pain because of the Loricet, but it's very hard to focus my thoughts. Still, I should be off the drugs by tomorrow.The penicillin is taking care of the infection and, yes, I will need a crown. The worst part of it is,we always got our dental insurance through my Wifes job-she's a teacher- and this year they decided not to offer a dental plan! So we are on our own! But, it could be worse. It could be Monday. troll |
25 Feb 00 - 08:42 PM (#185047) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos Patrick Wright, sir, was born out in warm California He began his career selling sweet Baby's Tears Now the thing was begun all in innocent fun, Now this stunt was successful, and not very stressful; It was just before dawn, and young Susie was gone Now the judge made the claim, in the State's noble name While he stands at the fence in a pose of repentance |
25 Feb 00 - 09:14 PM (#185053) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Dear Amos, What can I say? And here I thought I'd finally stumped ya! You will be sending this to me via mydocsonline now, won't ya? Well done, sir! I'm still working on mine, to the tune of an old Beatles song -- but, it is HOCKEY night, and we're playing the Blackhawks (long time rivalry, as Dallas used to be the farm team for Chicago back in the dark ages) -- so, I'll be completing my little ditty later. Maith thú, a stór! -- Áine |
25 Feb 00 - 09:45 PM (#185066) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: McGrath of Harlow So the constitution doesn't recognise the right to bear ferrets? If it had been a dog or a cat you know, it wouldn't be seen as funny.
They were sweet little creatures,
But the police came a calling
So Pat pulled out his knife
And if this land was your land Or NELL FLAHERTY'S DRAKE could be rewritten for the occasion.
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25 Feb 00 - 09:55 PM (#185067) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Oh Kevin! That's a Harp Ribbon winner without doubt! -- Áine |
25 Feb 00 - 10:44 PM (#185081) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Mbo Um....didn't Dallas Starts used to be Minnesota North Stars? --Mbo |
25 Feb 00 - 11:16 PM (#185093) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos As the Goddess Commands...why is it I am always sending megabytes up to the Goddess when its hockey night? ...sigh... |
25 Feb 00 - 11:22 PM (#185095) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos Kevin -- we used up "Nell Flaherty's Drake" on the chicken song -- remember? Well. . . you can use it again on ferrets if you really want ... . . "That dear ferrett heart had teeth that were sharp, . he would squirm like an earth worm and bite like a bee.... Bad cess to the pigs with their guns and their sticks, who stole both my dear-hearted ferrets from me..." . . You can use the curses from the chicken song if its any help... . A |
25 Feb 00 - 11:36 PM (#185106) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine (I wish I had some ferrets right now to send up the pants of the Chicago Blackhawks!! We lost in OT, 4 to 3 -- but the officiating was crap, I have to say . . . sorry, I just had to get that off my chest . . .) Now, here's my little ditty. I know that it doesn't hold a candle to Kevin's or Amos' efforts; but, I had to do it, didn't I?
Ferretman's Lament
As I walk into the night, |
25 Feb 00 - 11:46 PM (#185120) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos (Cheers, whistles, clapping)Oh, God!!! Paul! Paul! John! John!! Ooooooooooooooo!!!!!!(Screams, cries, swoons, whistles)Oh, God!!! Ringo, Ringo!!! Ooooooh!!!!! Geoooooooooorge!!!! ooooooooooo!!!(Repeat and fade) (Enter Ed Sullivan, shaking his jowels and rubbing his hands)Good shew!!! Reallly good shew!!!! |
26 Feb 00 - 12:11 AM (#185140) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Thank yew, thank yew very much! After listening to your song, dear Amos, I have to say it is yet another Harp Ribbon winner!! -- Áine |
26 Feb 00 - 12:16 AM (#185142) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos Dear ÁIne, grá mo chroí : Thank you for your kindness, I am but an egg and unworthy; I feel completely fulfilled now...
Maybe we both need to go see the folks over at the Neil Young Center... |
26 Feb 00 - 02:16 AM (#185175) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: wysiwyg For you, housecalls! |
26 Feb 00 - 02:31 AM (#185176) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Barky Patty Wright's Crazy Life (to the tune of Tim Finnegan's Wake)
Patrick Wright was a crazy man,
Whack for your ferret,
Now one day the cops got a lead,
Whack for your ferret,
Our Patty, he was feelin' bad,
Whack for your ferret, ~Barky |
26 Feb 00 - 02:43 AM (#185181) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: wysiwyg great!!!!! |
26 Feb 00 - 02:48 AM (#185183) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Barky Aw shux! ~Barky |
26 Feb 00 - 09:38 AM (#185238) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos Hell, I better go shop for a new mantlepiece, Barky...just for your cowpies. I think you have a future in this racket, which makes me very sad. (:>)) A good songwriter is a sign of a wasted youth, y'know... |
26 Feb 00 - 10:13 AM (#185249) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Troll AWRIGHT AWREADY!! I'M WORKIN ON IT! I'M WORKIN ON IT! And Amos, my dad always said that a good pool shot was a sure sign of a mis-spent youth so just be glad your kid's a song-writer.It could be a WHOLE lot worse.I mean she could play the bodhran! troll |
26 Feb 00 - 10:22 AM (#185252) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos Damn, he came out of that eerie canal with a vengeance! |
26 Feb 00 - 10:41 AM (#185260) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Great job, Barky! You're a chip off your daddy's golden cow chip, that's for sure! Dearest Troll, take your time, don't make your mouth hurt too much, OK? I don't want the guilt that you writing songs when you felt bad would bring me. -- Áine |
26 Feb 00 - 01:11 PM (#185301) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: McGrath of Harlow Here's a site with lots of links to ferrets and people who look after them, including some doty pictures courtesy as it happens of Webferret, my favourite search engine. |
26 Feb 00 - 02:35 PM (#185329) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: McGrath of Harlow I consulted by favourite search engine, which oddly enough is called Webferret, which always seems to come up wioth the good, and it came up with lots of links to people who love ferrets.
Here's a site called All about ferrets with a really rather charming ferret picture. |
26 Feb 00 - 02:36 PM (#185330) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: McGrath of Harlow Don't ask me what went wrong there... But the links work fine, and it's a good-looking ferret. |
26 Feb 00 - 02:37 PM (#185331) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Mbo Woooo Barky! Harp Ribbon for Barky! Harp Ribbon for Barky! --Mbo |
26 Feb 00 - 05:10 PM (#185376) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Barky Aw shucks, again! But if you insist.... =0)~ ~Barky |
26 Feb 00 - 05:12 PM (#185377) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos We're using the golden chips as credit toward a new virtual mantelpiece. |
26 Feb 00 - 05:27 PM (#185389) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Barky I guess that song's not too bad for a 15 year old, eh? =) ~Barky |
26 Feb 00 - 06:02 PM (#185401) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Mbo Great for ANYONE, Barky. I was totally stumped on the challenge! --mbo |
26 Feb 00 - 06:58 PM (#185426) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Lonesome EJ I Fought for Ferrets
I fought for ferrets
All around Otay Mesa
De Sheriff, he hate my rodents
(and I say)I fought for ferrets
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26 Feb 00 - 07:01 PM (#185428) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos Wheee! You got da Rivum, LEJ -- man, what an ear. So its the Hanta thing that got them outlawed? I thought it was ecology disruption...hmmm. |
26 Feb 00 - 07:35 PM (#185454) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Well, this is going great! I've got the awards ready and the songpages made . . . so, WHERE ARE YOU, TROLL??? Did the painkillers finally kick in?? We're waiting to hear from you, darlin'!! -- Áine |
26 Feb 00 - 07:56 PM (#185464) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: GUEST,Barky(from another computer) HEY! Nice one, LEJ! That's one of my favorite Marley songs. (That is, next to Is This Love) ~Barky |
26 Feb 00 - 08:05 PM (#185469) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos Barky? Where are you? Are you down at that client's in PB? |
26 Feb 00 - 08:15 PM (#185472) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Barky got BUSTED, Barky got BUSTED!!! Nah nee nah nee boo boo! Mmmmmm, that sounds like the beginning of a GREAT song -- any takers on that one??? -- Áine |
26 Feb 00 - 08:25 PM (#185477) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos (Tune: The Night that Old Larry Got Stretched) The night that young Barky got busted She was meant to be fixin' computers And her folks thought she could be trusted But she's run off on an internet tooter. (spoken) But her Pa found out! ...Well there's one verse for ye |
26 Feb 00 - 08:30 PM (#185479) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Mbo Shameful Amos! You got poor Barky out fixin' computers on a Saturday night, while you're sitting around writing songs? **BOG** --Mbo |
26 Feb 00 - 08:43 PM (#185488) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos Well the way of it is this -- she got the chance to go with her ma to a client's house, which meant she got to drive on the freeway, which is still a scarce and wonderful treat to her instead of the the hair-graying terror it is to some. Interesting how our attitudes pale and wither as we grow scarred...anyway so she went along to be the willing chauffeuse. |
26 Feb 00 - 08:59 PM (#185494) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Mbo Why Barky's Not At Work Today Oh dear Infamous Amos, how could you be so mean? By sitting here a-writing songs on your computer screen? While Barky-lass is out now at the setting of the sun And fixing computers or Saturday night instead of having fun? Oh the hard life of a teenager--it never ends, I fear I'm still feeling it myself, though older by 6 year Yer parents make you work all night when you wish to play And when you do they chew you out, in a most annoying way While secretly your not listening to a single word they day! And worst of all, and most of all, they always get upset When you're supposed to work and instead you surf the net! And especially the Mudcat, with all it's grace & charms Will draw you like a magnet into it's awaiting arms! So parents all around the world, take this word from me Berate not your poor children, for I'd much rather see Us kids all surfing Mudcat, writing songs and more Because the work we have to do is really quite a bore! --Mbo |
26 Feb 00 - 09:02 PM (#185496) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Ooooohhhh, precioussss! It's lovely! How I do love a good re-challenge!! OK, Daddy Amos, here's the second verse:
The night that young Barky got caught Boy! Is that A B A B rhyming scheme a broomrider, or what? -- Áine
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26 Feb 00 - 09:06 PM (#185499) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Mbo 15 years old and driving on the freeway in California? She's got more heart than I do! I only got my license last year, and am mortally afraid of driving 5 miles in the dark on well-lit city streets--and have never been on a freeway before. Watch out Amos--you may have Barky LaBonte on yer hands! --mbo |
26 Feb 00 - 09:17 PM (#185504) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Mbo Well gosh-golly-gee I messed it up! Let me try again! Why Barky's Not At Work Today Oh dear Infamous Amos, how could you be so mean? By sitting here a-writing songs on your computer screen? While Barky-lass is out now at the setting of the sun And fixing computers or Saturday night instead of having fun? Oh the hard life of a teenager--it never ends, I fear I'm still feeling it myself, though older by 6 year Yer parents make you work all night when you wish to play **accidentally drops pick in guitar** Dang, come on you little blighter! **Shakes the guitar violently upside-down until pick skitters out** Ahh.. now where was I? And when you do they chew you out, in a most annoying way While secretly your not listening to a single word they say! And worst of all, and most of all, they always get upset When you're supposed to work and instead you surf the net! And especially the Mudcat, with all it's grace & charms Will draw you like a magnet into it's awaiting arms! So parents all around the world, take this word from me Berate not your poor children, for I'd much rather see Us kids all surfing Mudcat, writing songs and more Because the work we have to do is really quite a bore! --Mbo
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26 Feb 00 - 09:21 PM (#185508) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Try it again, dearest Mbo, you've got a extra line or two in there methinks! -- Áine |
26 Feb 00 - 09:26 PM (#185511) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos Bravo to ye both you hyper-creative wastrels! Such flair, such talent, such imagination! Now, if you really have nothing like productive work to do, I can provide you with some! Sheeshe! You guys are such a dear riot. I loves ya! MBo, go borrow a Harley and take it out on an open field or road and crank it out. You deserve a touch of solid testosterone in your life after all the effort you've been exerting lately! A |
26 Feb 00 - 09:39 PM (#185515) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Here ya go, Daddy A., the third verse:
The night that young Barky got flagged, -- Áine |
26 Feb 00 - 09:56 PM (#185522) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Barky Oh dear! All this commotion over the fact that I'm driving on the freeway! (Actually, I kinda like it, but that's a whole nuther matter) *g* =) ~Barky |
26 Feb 00 - 09:59 PM (#185525) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Darlin' Barky, Don't get a swelled head, me dearie -- We'll use anything as an excuse to get silly!! (I do mean anything!). *BG* -- Áine |
26 Feb 00 - 10:00 PM (#185526) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Mbo The night that young Barky she passed A slowpoke who went 44 At 75 she blew past She knows what a turn signal's for! Wheee...homonyms! --Mbo
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26 Feb 00 - 10:03 PM (#185529) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Barky No no no, Mbo! You've got your facts all wrong! It was 80, not 75. C'mon... ya think I'd actually be as stupid as to go 75???!!! ~Barky |
26 Feb 00 - 10:10 PM (#185531) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Mbo Wanna know a secret Barky? I've never gone that fast in my life! 65's pretty much the legal limit around the backroads of North Carolina! --Mbo |
26 Feb 00 - 10:11 PM (#185533) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Awright, Mbo!! We're cooking with gas now, cher! Verse 5 and I'm still on a jive:
The night that young Barky got stopped, -- Áine |
26 Feb 00 - 10:19 PM (#185536) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Here ya go, the sixth and final verse (?):
The night that young Barky got grounded, OK, Daddy Amos, let's hear your melodious pipes on this one! And Barky, remember it's just a "fictional" account of the evening, OK? -- Áine
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26 Feb 00 - 10:32 PM (#185541) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Barky Of course it is... um... yeah... er.... Of course! *ahem*
*BG* ~Barky |
26 Feb 00 - 10:33 PM (#185543) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Mbo And her driving recalled as she sat When she came on like a bat out of hell That's the same way she 'ppeared on the 'Cat And boy! she's remarkably swell! --Mbo |
26 Feb 00 - 10:41 PM (#185548) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Ok, Mbo, I've put your latest verse in as the next-to-last. Here's what we've got so far:
The Night That Young Barky Got Busted by Amos, Áine and Mbo |
26 Feb 00 - 10:48 PM (#185553) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos LOL!!!
But what bothered young Barky the most (spoken) But she'd do it again fer the Cat!
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26 Feb 00 - 10:52 PM (#185555) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Bhuel, sin é! Well, that's it! A wonderful song for a wonderful 'Catter! We didn't do too shabby by ya, did we kid? So, when do we get to hear the output of our input? If this isn't Mudcat Radio material, I don't know what is! Well done, everyone . . . we're poets even if we don't know it . . . -- Áine |
26 Feb 00 - 11:00 PM (#185561) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Mbo Well, I GUESS we could use the real tune for "The Night Larry Was Stretched" BUT I could try to come up with something new! --Mbo |
26 Feb 00 - 11:03 PM (#185562) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Go for it, Tunemeister!! -- Áine |
26 Feb 00 - 11:05 PM (#185564) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Hagbardr Mbo, try I-85, it's a beautiful road.... very little traffic, no potholes, and NO COPS!!!!! I got up to 105 in my Honda Civic before I decided to lay off the gas a bit. Hagbard |
26 Feb 00 - 11:06 PM (#185567) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos Mbo, I'm engaged en famille for the evening so if you can drum up a better tune for it it would be interesting for you to record it and get an .aiff played on the 'Cat radio Weds next. |
26 Feb 00 - 11:10 PM (#185571) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Mbo I don't think so Hagbard! I once got up to 70 passing someone once...I'm not a speeder. I go at a comfortable speed. I don't feel in control of the car at high speeds. --Mbo |
26 Feb 00 - 11:15 PM (#185575) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Mbo I'll try Amos! And the thing about the Harley--I don't think so! I'd probably look like a total goofus on one! --Mbo |
27 Feb 00 - 12:29 AM (#185620) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Barky Ah, it's a swell song. ;) Oh, and Mbo? I think you'd look great on a Harley. *BG* ~Barky |
27 Feb 00 - 12:33 AM (#185622) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos See -- I tell ya and you don't believe me!!! Gotta drum up that there zest for action which is the trademark of your gender Sir Bo...Harleys! Why just last month a let a Harley wrap itself around a tree in a detah defying leap into a limousine window as a gesture of devotion to a certain Goddess, and the result was worth all the risk and more -- I got me a 1947 Indian!! If you're worried about control, start out on a moped, graduate to a little Vespa, then a 250 cc Honda and you'll be flying with the Angels in no time! And all the skirt ya could use! A |
27 Feb 00 - 01:58 AM (#185653) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Troll AINE. I just got back from a wedding and I'm whupped.I have a ferret song written, but at the speed I type it'll take a half an hour minimum and I'm not sure I can stay awake that long so I'll post it tomorrow.Late pm probably. the band has a gig in the afternoon and then I have to break down the sound system.So late pm. But I have written it and I will post it. troll |
27 Feb 00 - 08:50 AM (#185709) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Dear Troll, I so glad that you're back on your feet and making music. No problem, we'll wait for you until you're back. What a Mudcatter! -- Áine |
27 Feb 00 - 11:35 AM (#185748) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos We are all driven souls; it is just that some people handle it more graciously than others. This may be part of the definition of what itmeans to be human on Earth. I submit for reflection that the creation of music and other beauty is the sublimation into creativity of a very powerful, deep, barely bottled internal spiritual scream -- the scream for truth, and freedom. If one of someday could write the new and perfect song, the song never sung, the Missing Song, we would all sigh in unison and be transmogrified into essence or some damn thing like that. But we all, meanwhile, do pursue the creation of what beauty we can, and in doing so have named ourselves. It beats sitting around watching South Park, or taking out your passions in self-flagellation, apathetic inaction, or blind destructiveness, whether obvious or secretive. Bless music and all who partake thereof. 'Nuff said...as Spaw once said, "this is getting out of hand..." although he never did say which hand he was using at the time. |
27 Feb 00 - 06:39 PM (#185882) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Mbo Well, if Barky the Trumpet Goddess deems it so, it must be true! Now where can I get the bucks to buy me one! --Mbo |
27 Feb 00 - 06:44 PM (#185884) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Mbo Got the tune done last night--all I have to do now is make a recording. --Mbo |
27 Feb 00 - 06:54 PM (#185887) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Barky That's right! I the Trumpet Goddess, aren't I?!! *BG* Now, you don't have to buy one at first. First, just go out and rent one for a couple days. Once you figure out that you like it, go to leasing it. You know the rest. ~Barky |
27 Feb 00 - 07:04 PM (#185891) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Mbo I wonder if they have any old used ones? Corblimey--I haven't even ridden a regular bike in 7 years! Too right you're the Trumpet Goddess...now who's gonna write a paean to you? --Mbo |
27 Feb 00 - 07:19 PM (#185896) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos She has a couple of old childhood ones, but I'm not posting them without explicit permissison... |
27 Feb 00 - 07:22 PM (#185897) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Mbo Old childhood WHATs? Paeans? Gosh, I haven't even written one! --Mbo |
27 Feb 00 - 11:48 PM (#185999) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Mbo Well, there's a first time for everything, I guess! Hail, Barky, Goddess of the Trumpet! Put thy sweet lips to thine embouchure And blow forth a zephyr, a summons To bring the bright dawn upon us once again! Call upon all thine eternal powers To bring the world the good graces that thou impart Bestow unto us a flourish that will make the darkness, That at times threatens to mar the fabric of our existence, Depart forthwith, and never be seen by human eyes ere the world's demise! Radiant Barky, we look unto thee and thy Divine Instrument To make our lives worth living Breathe, breathe now thy gentle breath as to stir the world from it's slumbers Do us this favor, Favored Goddess, for we pledge our lives to thee! --Mbo |
28 Feb 00 - 12:20 AM (#186014) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Geez loueez! Talk about thread creep! Come on guys, I keep checking this thread when it comes up thinking that Troll has finally graced us with his entry in the Challenge . . . take it to the personal messages, OK? And Troll, if you're still out there -- I have a very special challenge that I've been saving for Mardi Gras, so PLEASE give us your song so we can go on to SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 -- The Easter Bonnet(!) Special. -- Áine |
28 Feb 00 - 01:01 AM (#186025) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos Criminy crips, Sandy! Old Barlow finally flipped the final tipper...Easter Boner Special! Why, here I thought we were trying to elevate things around here. Of course, now, Easter Boners...maybe things arelooking up, even if only one eye at a time... |
28 Feb 00 - 08:44 AM (#186112) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Barky EEEEEW!!!!!! DADDY!!!!!!!!! (*BG*) ;0)~ ~Barky |
28 Feb 00 - 08:51 AM (#186114) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Oh no, here we go again! The morning that Amos got busted, . . .
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28 Feb 00 - 09:12 AM (#186118) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Well, since I've already started the next CHALLENGE!, I'll go ahead and post the awards for Part 10:
Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Harp Ribbon: Troll -- please go ahead and give us your submission, and then go on to SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 for the "Easter Bonnet(?) Special" Challenge! Well done, everyone! And nary a 'nasty' in the bunch (well, we still haven't seen Troll's yet, have we??). Spring has sprung, so pet yer ferret and throw yer -- WHOOPS! That's the next CHALLENGE!, ain't it? -- Áine
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28 Feb 00 - 09:16 AM (#186121) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos Well, now that the MudCat has become family entertainment I am obviously going to have to subdue my natural proclivities and return to the strait and narrow path...no more nasties...until next time...*BG* |
28 Feb 00 - 12:11 PM (#186216) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Troll At Last! To the tune of Lizzie Borden. The Ballad of Ferretman In the state of California, Otay Mesa was teh site, With his four cute furry ferrets, lived a man named Patrick Wright. And he bought food for his ferrets at the local pet food store, But alas poor Patrick doesn't have his ferrets any more. Cause you can't own a ferret out in California, Not even as a present from tour maw, No you can't own a ferret out in California Sacramento says they are against the law. Now as Pat was fixing lunch one day there came a thun'drus knock T'wasn't just A timid tapping. You could hear it round the block With his trusty sushi knife in hand he opened up the door, Next thing he knew the cops had him spread-eagled on the floor. Cause you can't owen a ferret out in California Not vevn if you think they're very nice. No you can't own a ferret out in California. Ferret owning is an evil nasty vice. So they took him to the court house and the judge he heard the tale They took fingerprints and mug shots and they let him out on bail. When his case came up for trial,it relieved his darkest fears, He got sixteen days in prison. Hell,he could have got ten years! Cause you can't own a ferret out in California, Not even if you think that they are great. No you can't own a ferret out in California You'll have to go live in some other state. Now he's sitting in the pokey and he's counting out the days And he's really learned his lesson. Now he knows crime never pays. And the other inmates found he'd broke the Anti-ferret rule Now they call him Ferretman and everybody thinks he's cool Cause You can't own a ferret out in California They'll catch you and they'll put you in the jail. No you can't own a ferret out in California You'll heve to get your mom to go your bail. If you live in California and you want to keep a pet Then a ferret is the animal you hadn't oughter get Theres alot of things that you can have with feather,fur or fin. But don't try to own a ferret cause someone will tunr you in. Cause you can't own a ferret out in California, Although you can own a tiger or a bear. No you can't own a ferret out in California, They sure have got some crazy laws out there. troll '
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28 Feb 00 - 12:28 PM (#186228) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Amos Way to go, Trollman! LOL! You can borrow my sushi knife anytime :>) A |
28 Feb 00 - 12:36 PM (#186233) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine And we have yet another winner of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Harp Ribbon!! It was worth waiting for, Troll. Well done! -- Áine Now go on to Song Challenge! Part 11 -- it's a doozy! |
14 Apr 00 - 07:08 AM (#211586) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Hyperabid A late addition for the sake of completeness… Hard Time Blues Tune: Pick a blues – any blues
I'm doing hard time
I'm doing hard time
I'm doing hard time
I'm doing hard time Yee-Hah! Hyp |
14 Apr 00 - 07:18 AM (#211588) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Hyperabid A small note on language...Bird is also a slang tem in the UK for a prison sentence... which can also be known as porridge... Hyp |
14 Apr 00 - 09:42 AM (#211632) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Áine Dear Hyp, Your song was worth waiting for! It has been added to the rolls of the Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Cleigh's Blue Fume Shield. Congratulations! -- Áine |
21 Aug 01 - 11:42 AM (#532491) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Jack the Sailor Ferret Prison Blues
Some times this institution; will drive you round the bend
When we were in the pet store, my wife she told me. "Pat,
I bet there's ferret owners, folks with lots of class
When they free from this prison, when they let me out of hooch
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28 Aug 01 - 05:24 AM (#536615) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Aidan Crossey A parody of Sam Hall.
Oh me name it is Sam Hall, weasel-keep, weasel-keep |
28 Aug 01 - 09:21 AM (#536686) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: SharonA Nicely done, dmc! ...but why not substitute "Pat Wright" (the ferret-felon's name) for "Sam Hall" in your parody? Okay, you WOULD then have to delete "all" and "downfall" and substitute words that rhyme with Wright, but fortunately it's an easily rhymable name. Maybe it could be: "Oh me name it is Pat Wright and I hate you, well I might As you prisoned me tonight, you will weep, you will weep." ...or something along those lines? Just a thought! SharonA |
28 Aug 01 - 03:53 PM (#536892) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 10 From: Gareth Well I don't know about a complete song, but well try a verse or two of Crawshaw Bailey, with an amended chorus. In best South Welsh Dialect of course.
"Now a man called Peter Wright, Have you ever saw, etc.
Have you ever saw,
Now in bad old years ago. Have you ever saw, etc.
For the rich mans game reserve, Have you ever saw, etc.
But in California's sunny climes., Have you ever saw, etc. I wonder, I really do wonder. Gareth |
04 Dec 11 - 02:02 PM (#3268384) Subject: RE: Song Challenge! Part 10 From: John MacKenzie Spam |