28 Feb 00 - 07:11 AM (#186081) Subject: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Áine Here it is, CHALLENGE!RS -- Your 'song subject' for the great Easter Bonnet(?) Special Challenge, just in time for Mardi Gras and spring bonnet buying weather. No caveats, you're allowed a "free hand" with this one. Just remember that after Fat Tuesday, you have to behave . . . yeah, right. Joyeux Mardi Gras! DATELINE: GRETNA, Louisiana -- The debate was serious. The vote unanimous. The Gretna City Council says it's now legal in Louisiana to throw women's underwear from Carnival floats. "So we're pro-panties -- it's on the record," joked one city councilman. However, it is still illegal to throw anything that is ". . . lewd or lascivious and includes, but is not limited to, condoms and inflatable paraphernalia." The panty-throwing issue was pushed by protesting parade organizers. "If panties are . . . vulgar, why are they exposed in every department store in the nation?" asked one of the captains of the Elks Krewe of Gretna. Another Mardi Gras group captain firmly agreed. "Panties have been a legitimate throw for Mardi Gras for years," he said. Have fun! -- Áine |
28 Feb 00 - 08:13 AM (#186092) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos I'm glad they agreed about panties...the debate would have been insufferable...that's why they just agreed...they didn't wanna go there. |
28 Feb 00 - 09:11 AM (#186117) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos The Mardi Gras Parade (Tune: The Shores of Botany Bay) DATELINE: GRETNA, Louisiana -- The debate was serious. The vote unanimous. The Gretna City Cho: Go, borrow Grandma's panties
Cho. There were silky little underpants Cho. Now a shop girl there named Sloopy Cho. Well, I had myself a C-note Cho. Well, the giant floats pulled out, sir Cho |
28 Feb 00 - 09:15 AM (#186120) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Áine Alright -- you've been hacking into my computer, haven't you, Amos? Why, that's almost as bad as going through my underwear drawer! How did you do that so quickly, huh? Come on, fes up, you already had that written, didn't you? You can't be that good -- or can you? -- Mmmmmm, this poses an interesting question . . . Well done! -- Áine |
28 Feb 00 - 09:38 AM (#186129) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos I won't deign to comment on how I would feel about trawling yer undies, dear heart, but I might lose some sleep over it! No, I came in to work this morning and found your trying challenge was much preferable to implementing redlines to the advanced user's interface training manual version 3.2.1.2.3.4. gaaaaah!! Tell you what -- I'll keep my undies out of yer dreams if you keep yers out of mine...believe me it's the bargain of the century...:<))
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28 Feb 00 - 09:48 AM (#186137) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Micca This was irrisistabable Aine hope this is ok Parade I was just an idle bystander I came to watch the parade Young ladies on floats Teasing old goats Rekindling a light that had failed Chorus I really don't know how they got there I cannot explain it at all For out of my black leather Jacket Fell some Knickers rolled up in a ball I was idly watching them passing Their tits at the men they did flash When out of the air Came flying a pair of panties in need of a wash I thought " if your seen here watching This exuberant, prurient show Your ass in a sling Will be just the thing And older you ain't gonna grow
So I zipped up my jacket and wandered
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28 Feb 00 - 09:58 AM (#186142) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Áine Well! I can see that I'm going to have to make the requirements for the Golden Cow Chip Awards a bit harder (so to speak) -- Two Guinness Crest Winners in a row -- I pondered aloud to the dear hubby before he left for work this morning on how quickly this CHALLENGE! had been answered by Amos and Micca. He informed me that "It's a guy thing, dear. Women's panties is something we men think about all the time anyway, so it wouldn't be too difficult to write about them at the drop of a (edited) . . ." I have to admit, however, that I am truly amazed. OK Lady Mudcats!! Let's get 'em where they live!! They're our knickers, after all!!! -- Áine |
28 Feb 00 - 10:09 AM (#186149) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo **SIGH** The days of the great Song Challenge!s are over, I fear, at least for me... --Mbo |
28 Feb 00 - 10:14 AM (#186152) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Áine FYI, Mbo, Lent has begun yet . . . Anyway, you could always write an anti-panty throwing song, ya know! -- Áine |
28 Feb 00 - 10:39 AM (#186158) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos I'm gonna have to write to the Chauvinist Peckerheads Society about this serious security leak...revealing to all that us testosterone-gifted types actually live, spiritually and mentally, in ladies' knickers is a serious compromise of our confidential high-level your-hands-only information...makes us vulnerable to exposure of the most embarassin' sort! |
28 Feb 00 - 10:44 AM (#186160) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: MMario There was a young man who like all of his ilk; lived in ladies panties whether cotton or silk
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28 Feb 00 - 10:49 AM (#186163) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Osmium I should have stayed in bed With her panties on my head Instead of which I'm in this ditch And all washed up instead Wen't to the Mardi Gras To catch my girl a bra A float went by And a sheepish guy Threw his jock-strap over far It lande on my right foot Got tangled in my left foot Stuck to me fingers The smell of it still lingers And trips me over a bloody root. repeat first verse |
28 Feb 00 - 10:49 AM (#186164) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Carnival, Carnival Time for folks to have a ball Lent is almost here again Time to party until then New Orleans aswarm with floats Street bands playing their blue notes Like "Waiting for the Robert E. Lee" But please don't throw no junk at me! Floats come rumbling down the street Enthralling everyone they meet Flashy sparkly sequinned flair Tanked up college students there Throwing at me beads and such But none of these things irk me much As getting hit with a ladies' panty I don't want that! I want some candy! Candy here, candy there NOT somebody's underwear Give me something I can munch Not some undies in a bunch What a stupid waste of cash I'd rather get some hot pork hash Kicker tossing! What an insult! HEY! Give me back my beads you dolt! --Mbo |
28 Feb 00 - 10:51 AM (#186166) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Heeheehee! LOL, Os! Shoulda put a couple of jockstraps in mine, just for Equal Rights (left wing, right wing, center wing, hike)...oh, never mind... |
28 Feb 00 - 11:03 AM (#186169) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Wow, Mbo did it! An anti-panty song! Royally done -- you are awarded Founder's Status in the Aunty's Anti-Scanty Panty Ranty Association with all rights and priveleges... |
28 Feb 00 - 11:11 AM (#186173) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Áine Well done, Mbo and Osmium!! And MMario -- where's the rest of that song? You have a great beginning there, keep on going! OK, on behalf of the Lady Mudcats everywhere, here's my offering for this CHALLENGE!:
The Tale Of The Mardi Gras Queen |
28 Feb 00 - 11:24 AM (#186178) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: GUEST,Mbo I was walking down the street With my cornet in it's case Mindin' my own bidness When some panties hit my face I got those panty-hurlin' blues It won't give me no peace Why can't they leave me alone I wish this dang nonsense would cease We was playing on a corner And we passed around the hat Somebody threw us some panties What in the world we gonna do wit that? I got those panty-hurlin' blues Can't get to money no mo' Fredericks of Hollywood Is now the only thing they throw I was leadin' off a funeral march On a sad and rainy morn When some panties flew from a window And got stuck in the bell of my horn I got those panty-hurlin' blues Can't even march the dead to sleep Cause everywhere you look now Is womans' panties in a heap Don't know what to do With all these panties, no sir My woman she done left me So I can't give them to her Oh I got those panty-hurlin' blues And I ain't got a single dime Now I wish they throw me some BVDs Then Lord I'd were THOSE all the time! Aww..play dat thang Oliver! I got those panty-hurlin' blues Done thrown my life outta whack So if someone throws some at you... Just be sure....and....throw...them...baaaaack! OH YEAHHHHHHH! --Mbo |
28 Feb 00 - 11:33 AM (#186185) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Hyperabid This is hardly the most politically correct but then again I, (and my partner), are heartily glad that sexy underwear is very much at the fore in the UK at present. With companies like agent provocateur desgining for Marks and Spencer and other high street mainstays, life looks pretty good at present. www.agentprovocateur.co.uk for anyone who is interested in the state of design in the UK. In the meantime apologies for the somewhat schoolboy lyrics. Hyp Less is more – to the tune of "Fat bottomed Girls" – Queen Oh take your long johns off tonight Oh hide your jimjams out of sight Oh you got to remember less is more Your skimpy undies bring your partner to the floor Down of his knees they bring your partner to the floor I was just a skinny lad never knew no good from bad But I knew my taste before I touched puberty Given a choice of bloomers or briefs I'd scream get a G-string on good grief Make those suspenders bring your partner to the floor Oh, (I know), slip your corset on tonight – (please!) Oh, (yeah-yeah), leave almost nothing out of sight- (dig it) Oh you've go to remember less is more Your skimpy undies bring your partner to the floor Down of his knees they bring your partner to the floor I am over thirty now, met a few girls then and now I can advise you ladies the new man has gone west With delight you are an equal But we got to see the sequel It's the lacy ones that really will impress Oh, (I know), if it's silk and it is tight Oh, (yeah-yeah), and it's seen by candlelight Oh, (yeah-yeah), he will do anything you want Who really wins when he is begging on the floor? Who really wins when he is begging you for more? Hyp |
28 Feb 00 - 11:37 AM (#186187) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: GUEST,Mbo Hyp--that is awesome! I love the original Queen version--and yours is pretty darn funny too--great rhyming! You make the rocket world go round! --Mbo |
28 Feb 00 - 11:41 AM (#186191) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Hyperabid Cheers Mbo Going for promotion when the prizes are given out Got my first golden cow chip in song thread 9... Regards Hyp
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28 Feb 00 - 11:50 AM (#186201) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos You guys are too much for me! As the man said when the undies hit him on the jaw -- can't beat that! |
28 Feb 00 - 11:57 AM (#186205) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: GUEST,Mbo Too bad ye can't get Hearme Amos--I can sing Hyp's song too, and it's sounds GREAT! Ride 'em cowboy! --Mbo |
28 Feb 00 - 12:01 PM (#186208) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Áine -- The images in your song have me giggling. It is a deeply naughty song. I love it... |
28 Feb 00 - 12:08 PM (#186214) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Hyperabid Personally I also think Aine has the best of it so far. However, glad to find you in good voice Mbo. Hyp |
28 Feb 00 - 12:09 PM (#186215) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Micca -- I'm cracking up here! Love that fresh leg of lamb -- what an image! A |
28 Feb 00 - 12:15 PM (#186222) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Áine I'm so glad that all you fellas like my little ditty! I tell ya, I think I've hit on the perfect subjects for challenges - food and sex. They seem to ellicit the most response outa you all!! And it's GREAT!! Keep going everyone! -- Áine |
28 Feb 00 - 12:26 PM (#186226) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Well, they're both hard acts to follow, you have to admit...unless you follow one with the other. And they are probably the two most frequent ponderings in the human mind at all times. Amazing how high the price of meat space is...if I could figure out how to run an Internet connection without a body, I'd disincarnate! |
28 Feb 00 - 12:29 PM (#186229) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Hyperabid Personally I'd highly recommend both at the same time. Hyp ;-) |
28 Feb 00 - 12:43 PM (#186238) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Great minds, feeding alike... |
28 Feb 00 - 12:44 PM (#186239) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Hey, you're lucky I managed to come up with TWO songs on this wacko subject--it's somebody else's turn now! --Mbo |
28 Feb 00 - 12:46 PM (#186242) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Hyperabid Love to stay and chat all but gotta go home and er .... ....cook supper. Rgds Hyp |
28 Feb 00 - 12:59 PM (#186250) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos You throw them, an' I'll throw this!
Throwing Panties Blues |
28 Feb 00 - 01:00 PM (#186252) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Typos typos typos -- sorry sorry sorry -- A |
28 Feb 00 - 03:02 PM (#186325) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Guess I over did it withthe minks, huh? Sorry -- I was actually thinking of ferrets, but it didn't scan. Blues can get ya in trouble, huh? |
28 Feb 00 - 03:23 PM (#186330) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Or were ya thinking of minx? --Mbo |
28 Feb 00 - 03:28 PM (#186332) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: MMario blue minks? |
28 Feb 00 - 03:41 PM (#186339) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Blue Minks, Now that I'm sixty two All of their hairs are died blue But what we must do, we must do Blue Minks, Gals who were once known as brown Now, as the years have gone down, Wrap up in hair-dressers gowns
And suddenly, appeared before me
Blue minks, |
28 Feb 00 - 03:45 PM (#186340) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: MMario I shoulda seen that coming.... |
28 Feb 00 - 03:54 PM (#186341) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: katlaughing They are tarted up in plumage bright Above the crowds they proudly prance and strut The clothes they wear are awfully tight As they float in the Mardi Gras parade. CH:
Oh, the ladies of the Mardi Gras
They have traveled all the city streets CH:
Orgy? Is this then what it's come to, CH: Oh well, not much comparitively, but there ya go! Wasn't gonna write about this at all at first...thought it was too puerile and sexist! And, man! They'd better be laundered!! katlaughing
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28 Feb 00 - 04:02 PM (#186346) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos That's kinda like taking fresh corn and turning it into Frosted Flakes, kAT... |
28 Feb 00 - 04:08 PM (#186352) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Making it corny, then? --Mbo |
28 Feb 00 - 04:09 PM (#186354) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Maize whee, mon ami Mbo! |
28 Feb 00 - 04:16 PM (#186360) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Amos, Ami, Amat? Thred crepe (like the new spelling?) has set in! We've gone from giving ear to other's original Challenge! songs to making puns! Can't we bring back a kernel of the original challenge? --Mbo |
28 Feb 00 - 04:28 PM (#186366) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos There ye go, popping my bubble again. Ruint mazola day! I don't want to start another row, but I feel like yer stalking me. Aw, shucks. OK...I'm even with you, Mbo, two for two on undies. Even if they are kinda make shift, and sorta brief. But I'm sure you'll expose even more fundamental talents, being the strapping youth you are. Show us what you got under there...Huh? Under where? |
28 Feb 00 - 04:44 PM (#186377) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Stook the words right out of my mouth. Smooth as silk (cornsilk), ye are! BTW got finished recording the Barky song. Hope my voice doesn't sound too husky. --Mbo |
28 Feb 00 - 04:51 PM (#186380) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos At least you're going with the grain, lad. Shows you're...well,...bread! |
28 Feb 00 - 06:23 PM (#186428) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Bradypus The Scotsman's Mardi Gras (Tune: Clementine)
I'm a Scotsman, a humble Scotsman
Tossing cabers, throwing hammers,
Throwing stuff just don't come easy
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28 Feb 00 - 06:51 PM (#186440) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Troll In Gretna I'm told that The councils so bold that They passed a decree for the high and the low That girls on the floats-o You fellows take notes-o Can take off their panties and go on and throw ch. Can go on and throw-o, can go on and throw-o Can take off their panties and go on and throw In Mardi Gras time You will find it's no crime If you ride through the town with your undies pulled low And if you see a guy-o Who catches your eye-o Just take off your panties and go on and throw. Just go on and throw-o Just go on and throw-o Just take off tour panties and go on and throw. If you want lingerry To make the boys merry Victoria's Secret's the place you should go You'll find they've all kinds dear They've got silks so fine dear That you can put on and then take off and throw Can take off and throw-o can take off and throw-o that you can put on and then take off and throw. troll
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28 Feb 00 - 07:01 PM (#186444) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos LOL, Troll, baby! Heeeheeeheee Two brilliant additions for you, TGG. Now Bradypuss, this is marvelous! But I have to ask -- is there any underwear there? Maybe there's another verse on that age-old mystery...You guys are great! |
28 Feb 00 - 07:01 PM (#186445) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Panty Lady (Tune: Nobody's Child) Panty Lady Panty Lady Panty Lady Panty Lady Panty Lady Panty Lady Panty Lady, don't get too close to me Panty Lady, I can't take it, can't you see? Panty Lady, why don't you leave me be? Yeah....wo wo wo wo whoa... Panty Lady, just throw me some beads Panty Lady, keep on thy woman's weeds Panty Lady, underwear your body needs Yeah...wo wo wo wo whoa-oh Panty Lady, with your shiny red lip gloss Panty Lady, please don't your panties toss Panty Lady, your bum would count it a loss Yeah...wo wo wo wo whoa-oh New Orleans child, why couldn't you just have smiled? Panty Lady, New Orleans child Why'd you have to throw your Hanes? New Orleans child, look at me and see what you've done Panty Lady, New Orleans child Now I got those loving pains! Yeah...whoa.. Panty Lady Panty Lady Panty Lady Panty Lady Panty Lady Panty Lady... (Abruptly morphs into "Illusions In G-String Major" See what you people have done! Now you've gone and corrupted my innocence! And parodying ELO songs to boot! Oops...sorry to get so crotchety... --Mbo |
28 Feb 00 - 07:16 PM (#186453) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Whoaaaaaaaaa... Big Boy ...Rant on... -- The Corruption of Mbo has been brought to you compliments of Mbo! Major production assistance was received from MbO! Direction, script writing and costume design were kindly donated by....Mbo! CHief FInancial Accountant and First Gaffer were played by Mbo! Projection booth operation, screen and theater arrangements were gratefully received from....Mbo! Absolute responsibility is a bear, man but it beats the alternatives by six and one half country miles, 'Nuff said. Rant off... |
28 Feb 00 - 07:19 PM (#186457) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Áine Oh my goodness -- I think we've all just witnessed Mbo reaching a new plateau in his manhood! Well done, Mbo! See, a little corruption never hurt anybody (what do you think they invented confession for anyway?). -- Áine |
28 Feb 00 - 07:24 PM (#186459) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Now. explian, Áine, how you would know which plateaux of his manhood were new, or not? Hmmmm? But the Gaelic Goddess, she was havin' her way WIth a sad-eyed poet, down at the Mudcat Café was supposed to be fictional!
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28 Feb 00 - 07:33 PM (#186467) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Ahh...if you folks could only hear ELO's music that goes with this song! Fits perfectly! Kinda sleazy sounding, with the trumpets and the honkytonk piano goin' on--hmmm..maybe it'll appear on Mudcat Radio soon? --Mbo |
28 Feb 00 - 07:52 PM (#186475) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Áine Hey there, Amos -- With three sons and a husband, I've seen enough plateaux of manhood to last me a lifetime, I can tell you that for free! And Mbo, I'll be looking forward to hearing your 'sleazy' song on a Wednesday soon! -- Áine |
28 Feb 00 - 07:58 PM (#186477) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Osmium There was a young man called M'bo Who didn't know whether to come or go So instead he wrote poems Of dubious origins And posted them instead! |
28 Feb 00 - 08:03 PM (#186478) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Osmium No offense M'bo - I like your work - honest. |
28 Feb 00 - 08:08 PM (#186485) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Thanks Os, but what dost thou meanest by "dubious origins"? |
28 Feb 00 - 08:13 PM (#186488) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Osmium "dubious" - doubtfull, not of purity, shamefull, confessable "origin" - source, in the beginning, manifestation of beginnings. |
28 Feb 00 - 09:19 PM (#186512) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Troll More importantly Meebo, what did YOU think he meant? troll |
28 Feb 00 - 09:22 PM (#186513) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo I don't know...lesser-known ELO songs may confuse some people...get Eldorado and all will become clear. --Mbo |
28 Feb 00 - 09:23 PM (#186515) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Barky Young Mbo , the pride of the nation With young ladies had deep fascination He'd compose rhyming courses From deep dubious sources And this served as a fine sublimation! |
28 Feb 00 - 09:28 PM (#186518) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Wow! Pride of the Nation? Thanks Barky! BTW I sent the original "dubious origin" to your Dad's email--check it out and substitute the new words I did! --Mbo |
28 Feb 00 - 09:28 PM (#186519) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Troll Barky. YOU DA...UH...oh damn. troll Seriously VERY funny. Amos, I think you got a keeper here. troll |
28 Feb 00 - 09:31 PM (#186520) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Troll, get with the program! She's Da Trumpet Goddess! --Mbo |
28 Feb 00 - 09:32 PM (#186521) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Well I confess, I used Barky's IMac for a minute there... |
28 Feb 00 - 10:22 PM (#186541) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Troll SIR! GETTING WITH THE PROGRAM,SIR! Enough of this Marine BS. Da Trumpet Goddess. OK. I can remember that. Thank you for the info Mbo.Now, don't you have an early class tomorrow? troll |
28 Feb 00 - 10:27 PM (#186543) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Hey, I'm a former United States Marine Corps brat, so get used to it, Private Troll! (Even though my Dad was a mechanic) Amos, you're getting better at rhyming! I almost though it was a Barky original! --Mbo |
28 Feb 00 - 11:57 PM (#186577) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos mEoooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! (throws tail up in air, stalks out door with chin up).. |
29 Feb 00 - 12:15 AM (#186588) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Sourpuss! --Mbo |
29 Feb 00 - 12:51 AM (#186604) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Whippersnapper! :>) |
29 Feb 00 - 01:36 AM (#186617) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Troll Now,now children.Play nice. Meebo, my old man was an Army lifer, retired lt.col. I did four in the Navy;Amphibs. And my brother was a Fleet Marines corpsman.I made E-6 before I got out.So we'll have none of this private stuff,civilian.*BFG* troll |
29 Feb 00 - 01:40 AM (#186618) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Troo,w hat ar eyou doing up? I have to crash -- much as I'd love to stay up and complain about Mbo's attitude -- see, I'm being mean to him because I tricked him into thinking Barky was flattering, and it was really me...and nowhe doesn't knwo who to trust and its so confusing... Well, I am sure he will get used to it. G'night pal. |
29 Feb 00 - 02:16 AM (#186625) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Lonesome EJ Hey Pants-away (with a Bo Diddley beat)
Spy Boy slide up
Hey! Hey hey! Hey pants-away!
All the pretty girls Hey! Hey hey...
My Granma thought
Sweet Isabelle Jolie
Now the Big Chief he can't
Me Spy Boy say
Hey! Hey hey! Hey pants-away! |
29 Feb 00 - 02:30 AM (#186628) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Troll Another winnah EJ. Great song as usual.LOL Speaking of Bo Diddley, He lives in Archer Fl. about nine miles from me.He's a super nice guy and still pocking after all these years. troll |
29 Feb 00 - 04:05 AM (#186635) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Hyperabid Well in order to keep the thread going I thought I might start a song… All lyrical (or not so lyrical) contributions gratefully appreciated…. The Boxers – to the tune of "The Boxer" – Simon and Garfunkel I am just a schoolboy on a playing field so cold I've forgotten my PE kit and they've made me wear my vest and boxers instead I'm half the size of the ape who is now stamping my head into the wet ground I wanna die die die die die When I left my home and my family, mummy made sure the were clean On this morning in case of accidents so the doctors would hesitate to operate…. Over to you folks... |
29 Feb 00 - 08:18 AM (#186674) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Sorry about that, Sarge! --Mbo |
29 Feb 00 - 08:20 AM (#186676) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Hyperabid Oh well so much for the boxer shorts. Obviously not such a keen source of inspiration as minimalist female lacies.
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29 Feb 00 - 08:47 AM (#186685) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Boxers! There's no competition in terms of sheer electricity, mate. Panties rule! Now if you could answer "Why", you'd be the next Freud...I guess they just cloak the greater Mystery, the home of hymns (so to speak) and the pearl of all paeans. Mbo -- your Barky song was just beautiful, man! Nice tune, nicely sung. Did you play that fiddle, to? Wow. LEJ, your Bo Diddly was shhheeeeeerrr mastery -- you got True Flavor, man...I am so impressed. I tried cutting a rock and roll .aif file for Áine of the Mudcat # 61 tune, but I discovered I am not a one-man rock and roll band...it came out kinda flat and spidery. Sigh. Man you got It, for sure. You should be writing songs for the great masters. Grounds fo anew thread would be, identifying them! Anyway, thanks for a great grin. |
29 Feb 00 - 08:51 AM (#186690) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Thanks Amos! Yeah, that was me playing the fiddle alright..it didn't turn out as good as I'd have liked...if you wanna hear MY one man rock & roll band, I'll have to send you my version of ELO's "10538 Overture" with 2 guitar overdubs, 5 voices, and 6 fiddles. Rockin'! --Mbo (gotta go to Art History class now, see ya at 10!) |
29 Feb 00 - 09:48 AM (#186716) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Áine For a bunch of panty-throwing wild men (and women), you all did a great job on this Challenge! Thanks to everyone who participated (and everyone who just lurked) -- Here are the Winners of the SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 (for you newbies, go to the SONG CHALLENGE! WINNERS PAGE to find out what the awards mean):
Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Guinness Crest: |
29 Feb 00 - 10:32 AM (#186730) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Hyperabid I'm all a gush and a flutter! Hyp. |
29 Feb 00 - 12:02 PM (#186768) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Hot damn@! A blue smokey thing!!! A |
29 Feb 00 - 01:05 PM (#186815) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: GUEST,Mbo Like you weren't expecting one, Amos! Y'know what would be REALLY cool? If we had an awards thing like on the computer game "X-Wing Fighter" (a favorite of mine) where you actually see your uniform jacket, and each award, ribbon, and medal as they are awarded. --Mbo |
29 Feb 00 - 01:17 PM (#186826) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Maybe ´Aine can pony up for some real ones! "This blue bar is for surviving the Guest Wars of '99, and that green star is for the 8th Song Challenge...yes ma'a'am, earned every one of 'em..." Why does this sound so familiar? Oh, my god! Look at the gauge! I'm running out of humorous ideas! |
29 Feb 00 - 01:21 PM (#186828) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Amos, how could you ever run out of humourous ideas? The gauge is still on "Full" from where I see it! But I think we need us a new Challenge to keep our teeming minds busy...hint hint hint... --Mbo |
29 Feb 00 - 01:27 PM (#186837) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Is it ´Aine or Áine? Or does neither now work. is HTML always so duplicitous? |
29 Feb 00 - 01:28 PM (#186838) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Áine Sorry fellas, I only award virtual medals, not real ones. If you want something to play with, you'll have to get your own! hint, hint, uh? OK, I'm working on it. Just keep your pants on and your wee medals quiet while I think . . .
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29 Feb 00 - 01:29 PM (#186840) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Oh--forgot the semicolon, dohh! |
29 Feb 00 - 01:31 PM (#186843) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Isn't Acuteine an brand of toothpaste? Thanks Aine. I'll be waiting! --Mbo |
29 Feb 00 - 02:08 PM (#186878) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos CLANK!!!! CLANK CLANK CLANK!!! Huevos de Oro, senora!!! CLAAAAANK!!! |
29 Feb 00 - 03:06 PM (#186924) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Grcrmwreeeeeeeccccccccccccccccccckkkk....o..ii.......ll ca....a......annnnnn. O....ii...ll...can.... |
29 Feb 00 - 05:14 PM (#187016) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: MMario WOBH -- it's a MAN, a MAN made out of TIN! What's that he said? |
29 Feb 00 - 05:16 PM (#187020) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos WOBH -- we've gone to another thread! |
20 Aug 01 - 05:03 PM (#532019) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Jack the Sailor Underwear JAMBALAYA
Come on son we'll have fun ya you betcha
Come on sports throw your shorts and your panties {c:Instrumental Verse (Fiddle solo)}
When you go, don't you know, they'll be naked {c:CHORUS} {c:Instrumental Verse (Fiddle solo)}
{c:CHORUS} Son of a gun, we'll have big fun down in Gretna |
28 Aug 01 - 08:20 AM (#536666) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Aidan Crossey To the tune of "Sweet Betsy From Pike", "The Oul Orange Flute", etc.
CAST OFF YOUR UNDIES ON CARNIVAL DAY |
28 Aug 01 - 08:27 AM (#536671) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: SharonA That's lovely, derrymacash! (I'm grinning at the thought of American women calling their bikini-undies "knickers"!! hee hee!) |
28 Aug 01 - 09:14 AM (#536681) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Aidan Crossey Glad it tickled! |