08 Apr 00 - 02:27 PM (#208919) Subject: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Áine Hello Challenge!rs -- We're back with another great song idea. This suggestion comes from our own Bert, and it's a hoot! Enjoy, and let's see some great submissions! -- Áine
The Mother Of All Excuses -- A pub landlord has developed the perfect defence for the post-work tippler who needs an excuse for being late home - a phone booth which adds authentic sound effects to any drinker's excuse for being late home. |
08 Apr 00 - 04:10 PM (#208951) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Amos Alright, but just one...a little one...well...not that little...I can stop anytime, you know...but another wouldn't hurt, now would it? |
08 Apr 00 - 04:51 PM (#208959) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Amos
THE BAR PLAYED "TRAINS IN THE NIGHT"
Tune: The Band Played Waltzing Matilda
Click to Play
Now when I was a young man I followed me nose And how well I remember when our second was born, By the time Tod was ten it had happened again, And the bar played "Trains in The Night", I am destitute now, as l I sit on the stoop, For the bar played "Stuck At the Market", |
08 Apr 00 - 05:01 PM (#208964) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Áine Now that didn't hurt a bit, did it? Well done, Amos!! Up to your usual high standard! Well, now that Mr. Key-Of-Five-Minutes-Flat has started things off, let's see what the rest of you Challenge!rs can do... -- Áine |
08 Apr 00 - 05:39 PM (#208980) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Kara Hello darling thought I had better let you know I've been held up, you know how these things go but I got a dreadful tooth ache in my PM coffee break while eating a small morsel of your lovely toffee cake but as luck would go the dentist has managed to slip me in between a set of dentures and a small molar filling if my luck holds out I will be home within two hours love you honey, no I want forget the flowers
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08 Apr 00 - 06:06 PM (#208988) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Áine Oh Kara -- That's simply brilliant! What's the title and the tune, please ma'am? Any chance that you could put that on a tape or sound file and get it to Max for the Mudcat Radio? -- Áine (turning green with jealousy...) |
09 Apr 00 - 09:28 AM (#209200) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Kara Title how about " Hello Darling" tune not very clear in brain as yet but anything along the Gilbert and Sulivan lines should do.Or maybe the time to that song about the boy writting back to his parnets from one of those summer campS. I am not sure how to make a sound file. I am not sure that my computer is big enough for that type of thing. It does have a built in DAT but the quality is rather dubious. I do not have any midi equipment and analog seems to take up a huge amount of space. Maybe I should starta thread to get some advice. |
10 Apr 00 - 04:06 AM (#209492) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Hyperabid Mmmm... Being Essex born why does this thread not surprise me in the slightest!!!? Hyp |
10 Apr 00 - 07:12 AM (#209520) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Billy the Bus Amos, "Trains in the Night" has been stolen - to be sung April 25th (ANZAC Day) on Stewart Island NZ. That's our version of Vet's Day - where I was going to give the team Bogle's "and the band played Waltzing Matilda". This thread - and your post (not "Last Post" I trust) is much more appropriate for our community..:^) Our version of the "Late Drinker's Excuse" runs like this: "Just Left!" - 25c "On the way!" - 50c "Not here!" - $1 "WHO?" - $2 It was penned by barlady Maureen some 20 yrs back. If you wan't to see the original, goto South Sea Hotel - Check out "Tonks & Till". Hoo hoo Cobra - you can imagine the hoo hoots when I sing your words come Anzac Day - tee hee. Sam
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10 Apr 00 - 08:54 AM (#209537) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Hyperabid I'm not sure if Billy Bragg ever made it over the pond with any of his work - none the less the tune seemed so apt I just had to borrow it. In the meantime I gather the expression a quater to is mirrored in the US by a quater of or off the hour. This might help explain the first line if it causes any confusion. Hyp ;-P Half Empty
To the tune of New England – Billy Bragg (Kirsty McColl)
They're all trying to track me down for their pound of flesh
I don't want to lie and cheat
Clock is ticking away and my drink's not gone
I went to the booth with the sound tracks on
I got caught and I got burned (Last note held as guitar bit comes to an end) Hyp |
10 Apr 00 - 09:15 AM (#209551) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Spider Tom Here's another lame excuse, based on some story, very loose.
T'was a dry and dusty summers day,
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10 Apr 00 - 09:16 AM (#209552) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Amos Billy,
What a kick! Let me know how it goes -- your sure the aged Veterans won't be offended at my lifting their tune? :>) Just tell 'em it's Folk Process, and Max said it was ok. I'm flattered! |
10 Apr 00 - 09:23 AM (#209557) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Áine Dear Hyp, Yes, a quarter to (or till) equals a quarter 'of'. A quarter 'after' would be your quarter 'off'. You know us Yanks, always in perpetual motion! *BG* Billy has made it over here -- but I don't know this particular tune. Don't matter much, 'cause your lyrics are exquisitely funny on their own! An excellent submission, as usual. My favorite line - 'Need a passport to leave the house now' - great stuff! -- Áine |
10 Apr 00 - 09:27 AM (#209561) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Áine Spider Tom -- You really are a sly one, aren't you? Does this song come from first hand experience, Mmmmmmm?? I love the 'Would you believe the stuff was beer, See, I spilt some on me leg' part!! What title and tune does this one go to? You guys are getting too good -- I'm going to have to come up with some harder challenges! -- Áine |
10 Apr 00 - 05:26 PM (#209824) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Áine I know this is a little long -- I wrote several more verses, but I cut out (at least I hope) the more superfluous ones... -- Áine
You Won't Believe, Dear |
10 Apr 00 - 07:52 PM (#209911) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Bradypus To the tune of 'Home on the Range'
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10 Apr 00 - 10:32 PM (#209988) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Spider Tom 'Aine, The true story? I didn't do it,I wasn't there, and He won't "dob", he wouldn't dare. I'm sorry, my words usually come first, then I work on a tune to follow,(I try not to steal too many tunes so mostly work this way.)But that could just be a lame excuse; couldn't it? I'll call it,"Parson, Time In A Country Pub." |
11 Apr 00 - 11:21 AM (#210043) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Hyperabid Aha Finally I've managed to get on the cat! It is quiet a trial to be incatmunnicado all day... Bradypus - an excellent ditty - with just the right twist at the end. Aine - my favorite muggle - sounds to me like you've been drinking too much butterbeer whilst watching the x-files! I'll have to watch out for your saucer next time I go visit my brother in Kent. Rgds Hyp |
11 Apr 00 - 11:21 AM (#210044) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Amos Terrific, you guys. LOL! |
11 Apr 00 - 11:34 AM (#210048) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Áine Ah Bradypus, I agree with Hyp -- an excellent song indeed! Spider Tom, An great title for a great song! You all are doing wonders with this Challenge! Now, where's Bert with his song -- this was his suggestion after all?? -- Áine |
11 Apr 00 - 07:43 PM (#210325) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Bradypus Is a Hogwarts song challenge too specialist a field - or do we do the reverse of the Hogwarts song, where Aine takes the Dumbledore role and gives us a tune, and we all fit our own words to it, regardless of whether it scans or not, and so all finish at our own time ?? |
11 Apr 00 - 08:01 PM (#210329) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Amos HEy, you guys -- I'm out of any Hogwarts stuff. I'm Dumbledoreanistically challenged! |
12 Apr 00 - 04:52 AM (#210509) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Hyperabid Really Amos - Ithought you were Dumbledore |
12 Apr 00 - 10:35 AM (#210602) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Mbo I thought that Dumbledoors were made up animals in "Errantry" by J.R.R. Tolkien, from "The Adventures of Tom Bombadil." --Mbo |
12 Apr 00 - 10:46 AM (#210608) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Hyperabid Mbo Professor Albus Dumbledore is the head of Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry... See you next term... Hyp ;-) |
12 Apr 00 - 04:05 PM (#210765) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Amos Oh, that Dumbledore. Hmmmph. |
12 Apr 00 - 05:28 PM (#210814) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Áine Well, it appears that we've exhausted all interested Challenge!rs on this topic -- So, I'll just let you know now that I'll be posting the next one tomorrow morning (Mudcat time). Just a warning before I go -- no offense is meant or to be taken concerning the next Challenge! by any member or wannabe member of PETA, SPCA, RSPCA, or other international affiliate thereof. It's a real 'corker', so to speak -- and I'm hoping for some really good songs out of y'all for the next one! Awards for this Challenge! will be given out tomorrow morning also; so, if you haven't submitted your song yet, get busy! You've got about 16 hours -- if you don't sleep, that ought to be enough time...*BG* -- Áine |
12 Apr 00 - 10:12 PM (#210953) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: GUEST,Great Goo Trains in the Tavern Oh there's trains in tavern Hear that mighty whistle blow Yeah there's trains in the tavern There's no place to go The traffic is all backed up My beer is getting warm Oop's I'd love to see ya honey But I just can't get home Oh there's trains in the tavern An I'm stuck right here I was hopin that I'd get home But it's no can do Yeah, I was hoping that I'd get home But I can't get through You can hear from all the noise That the traffics in a knot An I'd love to talk more honey But my beer is getting hot I was thinkin that I'd be home But I'm stuck right here Well it's the answerin machine boys It's not even her Yeah, It's the answerin machine boys I'm in trouble sure Better draw another pounder Put on that jet plane sound When she comes in through that door I will have my final round It's the answering machine boys An I stuck right here Oh there's trains in tavern Hear that mighty whistle blow Yeah there's trains in the tavern There's no place to go The traffic is all backed up My beer is getting warm Oop's I'd love to see ya honey But I just can't get home Oh there's trains in the tavern An I'm stuck right here |
13 Apr 00 - 02:32 AM (#211036) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: KT Question from a newbie....I recently discovered song challenges, and find them absolutely fascinating and very inspiring. I also very recently found song challenge 20, and decided to have a go. Is it too late to post and if not, is there a trick I should know about? You are all amazing!!!! |
13 Apr 00 - 04:41 AM (#211051) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Hyperabid Go ahead KT Aunty Aine will find a home for all efforts. Cheers Hyp ;-) |
13 Apr 00 - 04:45 AM (#211052) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Hyperabid Lyrics sound good to that one Great Goo - particularly...
My beer is geeting warm Any tune in mind??? Regards Hyp |
13 Apr 00 - 08:58 AM (#211104) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: MMario KT - the official rule is: "No submission is too late" Past challenges are listed on a page off the Mudcat Songbook, and you can find the link to THAT up under "Quick Links" |
13 Apr 00 - 09:52 AM (#211126) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Áine Hyp and MMario -- Thanks for holding down the fort while I was away at the hockey game! Well, watching the first game in the first round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. BTW, the Stars won over the Oilers 2 to 1. It's terrible being a hockey fanatic, as well as a music fanatic -- but, you really can't jump up and down like a wild woman with a guitar hanging in front of you, can ya??? Very cathartic! KT -- here's a link to the Song Challenge!s From The Past Page. Please feel free to submit a song for any past Challenge!, and we're all looking forward to seeing you in the ones to come. GreatGoo -- Excellent song! Along with the lines that Hyp noted, I really liked
When she comes in through that door Now, what title and tune go with your song? I'll be posting the awards for this Challenge! in a little while, and then we're on to No. 22 -- hehehehehe.... -- Áine |
13 Apr 00 - 10:53 AM (#211163) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: GreatGoo RE: Trains in the Tavern
Aaaauuuughghhhhhh forgot the Oh well, that's the breaks. "Putin Nails in my Coffin", the chorus music. It has a wicked guitar line in it. David |
13 Apr 00 - 11:33 AM (#211183) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Áine ********************DA WINNAHS!!******************** All right!! You guys are getting better and better at this . . . Yeah! OK, here are the Winners for SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21. Congrats, Cudos and Thanks to everyone -- a wonderful bunch of songs and folks. Well done! And don't forget to keep an eye out for No. 22 coming up soon...
Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Shamrock Cluster: |
13 Apr 00 - 11:48 AM (#211193) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Hyperabid Latest offer at Ebay - Stacking Cowchip rack of similar design to CD rack - patented for SONG CHALLENGE regulars... *BG* Hyp |
28 Aug 01 - 09:47 AM (#536699) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Jack the Sailor To the tune of "The pub with no beer"
I'll tell you a story and it aint so sad,
If you want to stay here for another few rounds
Well there's nothing more useful, moving or clear
The first time I called her, they played the office
Well there's nothing more useful, for my career
The next time I called home, they played traffic Jam.
Well there ain't nothing wrong with fooling my wife
Well the last time I called her they played supermarket
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28 Aug 01 - 09:56 AM (#536708) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: SharonA ha HA ha ha ha! Good one, Jack! |
30 Aug 01 - 04:10 AM (#537980) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Aidan Crossey To the tune of "Six Pack To Go" as performed by Hank Thompson. BACKGROUND AUDIO Hey Mr Bartender, don't you be so slow I got time for one more round and some background audio When it's time to quit I'll be in deep shit I ain't gonna worry though Please Mr Bartender, give me some background audio I've called my baby twenty times, with different background sounds She don't know that I've been out, painting up the town When I get home She'll break my bones I ain't gonna worry though Please Mr Bartender, give me some background audio Please Mr Bartender, play some background noise I don't want my wife to know I'm drinking with the boys D-I-V O-R-C-E Whenever I get home Please Mr Bartender, give me some background audio I got myself a late night pass, thanks to special 'ffects But when the truth emerges, I'm gonna be her ex! I'll turn the key She'll pounce on me I ain't gonna worry though Please Mr Bartender, give me some background audio |
30 Aug 01 - 03:50 PM (#538350) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Gareth A Story wot this theme reminds me of. Some 15 or 16 years ago, in a pub in Sittingbourne, Kent Uk, hard by the station it was the custom to adjourne for a beer or 10. Now one member of the club, Alf had a habit of ringing his wife on the lines of "I'am calling from Victoria (a London Station)". This he reckoned would give him an extra hours drinking, and the state of dear old British Rail Network South East made it very plausible. Ah, Alf took that pitcher to the well once to often. "Tell mummy I'am phoning from Victoria" - "Oh no your not !" His wife was behind him. Poor sod, he was posted missing from that night on. IUt's a true story, I know 'cos I was there. Gareth
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30 Aug 01 - 04:22 PM (#538386) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 21 From: Jack the Sailor Busted!! The backgroud noises wouldn't have helped him!! |