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BS: Hyphenated last names

14 Apr 00 - 10:37 PM (#212053)
Subject: Hyphenated last names
From: MarkS

Since we are having so much fun with the colloquialism thread, thought it might be fun to try something else. The growing custom of the female in a marriage of using a hyphenated last name instead of taking the males last name leads to all kinds of interesting possibilities.
In my school class, Ms. Linda Poore was an item with Mr. Richard House. If they would marry......
Any other ideas?


14 Apr 00 - 10:43 PM (#212058)
Subject: RE: BS: Hyphenated last names
From: Mbo

The Magee-Tarre wedding!

--Mbo


15 Apr 00 - 12:29 AM (#212084)
Subject: RE: BS: Hyphenated last names
From: Gary T

When Polly Warner married a Mr. Cracker, she became Polly...

I understand they had a pet shop, sold lots of parrots.


15 Apr 00 - 01:30 AM (#212113)
Subject: RE: BS: Hyphenated last names
From: catspaw49

Look, I went to school with a girl named "Sharon Peters." Now ANYTHING beyond that would be overkill!

Spaw


15 Apr 00 - 01:40 AM (#212121)
Subject: RE: BS: Hyphenated last names
From: katlaughing

I knew a man named Cat, who really and truly named his son Tom.


15 Apr 00 - 10:21 AM (#212196)
Subject: RE: BS: Hyphenated last names
From: RWilhelm

Around these parts the locals have decided to emulate their hyphenating yuppie neighbors. We now have names like Woodman-Woodman, Smith-Smith, etc.


15 Apr 00 - 04:17 PM (#212334)
Subject: RE: BS: Hyphenated last names
From: rpm

I have a dentist who has encountered a serious(?) problem in this regard. In the seventies he and his wife agreed to use both last names and now have three chldren with last hyphenated last names the oldest girl is engaged and mom and dad want to be sure she knows that they're cool with whatever she and her intended decide. Peace, love and first names only... Bob


15 Apr 00 - 05:36 PM (#212373)
Subject: RE: BS: Hyphenated last names
From: JenEllen

True Story:
My darling friend Shelly just had a bouncing baby boy. The announcement came out to read "Bobby and Shelly Brush would like your help in welcoming to the world their son Sage ....."
~Elle


15 Apr 00 - 05:40 PM (#212377)
Subject: RE: BS: Hyphenated last names
From: Bill D

40 years ago, I married my first wife...her maiden name was Long, my name is Day...I still have the clipping from the newspaper that said "Day-Long rites read at 1st Unitarian Chuch"...we decided NOT to use the hyphenated form..(wont even work backwords.)


15 Apr 00 - 05:45 PM (#212381)
Subject: RE: BS: Hyphenated last names
From: Mark Clark

I was going to start using a hyphenated last name but I could never decide whether to go with Cl-Ark or Cla-Rk.

      - Mark


15 Apr 00 - 05:57 PM (#212385)
Subject: RE: BS: Hyphenated last names
From: Ely

I know a couple that just combined their name rather than hyphenating and ended up as the "Joneswaddells". I'm not kidding.


15 Apr 00 - 06:03 PM (#212389)
Subject: RE: BS: Hyphenated last names
From: Liz the Squeak

So if my old school chum Martin Cake married a former work mate, Sue Baker, she'd be Sue Baker-Cake.....

Good game, cruel and unusual, but good.....

LTS


16 Apr 00 - 01:16 AM (#212524)
Subject: RE: BS: Hyphenated last names
From: Gary T

So what happens when two hyphenated folks want to marry, especially if they both strongly believe in hyphenating? Their great grandkids' names would reach to the moon and back.


16 Apr 00 - 01:30 AM (#212527)
Subject: RE: BS: Hyphenated last names
From: Kelida

The last names of three of the administrators at my high school are Grippa, Holden, and Peters, respectively. Think of the possibilities.

Peace--Bridget


16 Apr 00 - 01:36 AM (#212528)
Subject: RE: BS: Hyphenated last names
From: catspaw49

Come to think about it, I do have a friend who does not use a hypenated name, but it would be kinda' cute.....Her maiden name was "Hard" and her married name is "Hug."

Spaw


16 Apr 00 - 07:42 AM (#212579)
Subject: RE: BS: Hyphenated last names
From: Megan L

An unfortunate practice is arising in Scotland for peaple surnamed Bell to call daughter Heather, suppose the think it's funny they don't have to live with it.


17 Apr 00 - 08:22 AM (#213023)
Subject: RE: BS: Hyphenated last names
From: GUEST,James

I went to school with a boy whay was called Bowden Paine........honest!


17 Apr 00 - 01:58 PM (#213192)
Subject: RE: BS: Hyphenated last names
From: Ringer

There was a girl in my cousin's school-class whose name was Shona Frodsham. She married a man named Bill Nix...


17 Apr 00 - 02:07 PM (#213199)
Subject: RE: BS: Hyphenated last names
From: bill\sables

I knew a neighbour in Co Durham who had two Daughters His name was Harry Kirton and he called the girls Alice and Anette


17 Apr 00 - 02:09 PM (#213200)
Subject: RE: BS: Hyphenated last names
From: bill\sables

There was also a work mate called Jeremy Bear which was OK till he met and married a girl named Greselda


18 Apr 00 - 01:00 PM (#213762)
Subject: RE: BS: Hyphenated last names
From: Jim Krause

I went to highschool with a girl whose name was April Estep. There was a boy, not in our class whose name was Bob May. We all thought it would have been funny had they married. They didn't that I know of.


18 Apr 00 - 06:14 PM (#213946)
Subject: RE: BS: Hyphenated last names
From: Murray MacLeod

If Honor Blackman, of "Avengers" fame, had married screen idol Richard Todd, the result would have been amusing for connoiseurs of Cockney rhyming slang ....


19 Apr 00 - 10:22 PM (#214762)
Subject: RE: BS: Hyphenated last names
From: Susan A-R

Well Rats, we're the Arnowitt-Reids, the Arnowitts for Michael's music career, the Reids when we order pizza, the whole shovel full when dealing with annoying telemarketers, and oh, you should see the misspellings on our fridge, Arnowellherd, Arnosevelt . . . We thought of being the Reidowitts, or the Arnoreids, but it just didn't seem right. Mostly we just use our own.

Michael swears he went to school with someone named Claire Annette Reid, and there is, of course the Ima Hogg piano competition in Texas. Then there's my cousin Candice (candy) married to Hamilton (Ham) nice combination, don't you think.


20 Apr 00 - 06:20 PM (#215232)
Subject: RE: BS: Hyphenated last names
From: mjm

Curious that I still can recall clearly, but it was sixth grade. Her name was Candy Burger. She did a nice job of stealing my boyfriend away. Woe was me. Karma, perhaps. His name was John Cain. Ha! m