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03 May 00 - 04:36 PM (#222443) Subject: alternative lyrics to Delilah From: GUEST,leemullins52@hotmail.com i recently heard at newcastle falcons rugby club a song that was sung to the tune of Tom Jones's Delilah.Unfortunately as i was completely bladdered at the time i cannot remember the words.It was all about some bloke who had a 84 year grandmother who was a whore,part of the lyrics being:eighty four,an octagenarian whore,forgive me grandmother i just couldn't wait anymore any help would be greatly appreciated. |
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03 May 00 - 06:30 PM (#222543) Subject: RE: alternative lyrics to Delilah From: GUEST,Paul Burke can't help with that, but try this: I saw the light of her bike as she rode past my window She was so drunk that she fell in a heap on the floor She lay there laughing.. I kicked her right in the crutch, and she laughed no more Then she burst my Lilo Oh no, not my Lilo How could she have done this thing to me She's burst my Lilo and now I must sleep on the floor
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