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19 May 00 - 01:39 PM (#230619) Subject: Not to change the subject but..... From: SINSULL Frankly, I am sick to tears of breasts so I am moving on to feet. Homeless' ScoreCard was the the straw that broke the bra strap. When I first bought my computer I ventured into the land of "On Line Personals" with what I thought at the time was amazing success. No need to get into the ugly details but I no longer frequent those sites. However, I did get an interesting insight into male preferences and was surprised to fine most, or at least most who responded to my ad, preferred FEET. I had offers of foot massage, requests for foot massages, toe sucking, pedicures, queries re: my pedicures, my thoughts re: toe sucking, my experiences with toe sucking. Unfortunately, I am painfully ticklish and carry a warning on my soles "These feet jerk". Now Mudcatters have shown an healthy if not fetishlike interest in breasts. But when Little Neo demanded to wear some clothes at a soon to take place meeting with Catspaw, he suggested socks (white, no less - anklets?) and Dave (?) said Hi Heels. So does this indicate an aversion for feet among Mudcat males or the need for another thread?
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19 May 00 - 01:43 PM (#230622) Subject: RE: BS: Not to change the subject but..... From: wysiwyg (But WHERE was Spaw thinking the socks would go?) |
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19 May 00 - 01:46 PM (#230623) Subject: RE: BS: Not to change the subject but..... From: GUEST,Mrr Funny things, feet. Most people don't realize that it's our feet, not our hands, that enabled the evolution of our intelligence - after all, all the OTHER apes have hands, and look where it gets them! (OK, orangutans are incomprehensible, let's not get into THAT!) And I cannot stand people touching my feet either but ... very little is as pleasant as a GOOD foot rub.Anecdote: In college a bunch of us, 2 men and 2 women, used to get together in one dorm room for group footrubs (sit in a square, each sitting tailor-fashion; then extend one leg so that everyone has someone's foot in their lap; rub). This involved a lot of oohing and AAAAAhing and No, harder!'s and stuff like that. We were really loud and enjoyed the reactions of the neighbors, who would practice eye aversion when we all came out again. It was great. I'm still in touch, ha ha, with all of them, too, which is more than I can say for some college friends... |
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19 May 00 - 01:48 PM (#230626) Subject: RE: BS: Not to change the subject but..... From: Mooh This place needs a centerfold...cyberfold?...kinda like that awful Toronto newsrag called the Sun...only scantier...Babes with folk instruments strewn alluringly around...Yeah. Is it Friday yet? Mooh. |
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19 May 00 - 01:53 PM (#230627) Subject: RE: BS: Not to change the subject but..... From: GUEST,Mrr Rackin frackin HTML! That was supposed to be a , not a ! Didn't mean to YELL my silly story at anyone... |
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19 May 00 - 01:57 PM (#230629) Subject: RE: BS: Not to change the subject but..... From: catspaw49 Actually Sins...........Awhile back I found that a LOT of Catter's even have there OWN pornsites. Shocking isn't it??? I posted some of them and perhaps more are now doing it. Seriously, its a bunch of PREEVERTZ around here!!! CLICK HERE AND CHECK IT OUT!!! Spaw |
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19 May 00 - 02:00 PM (#230631) Subject: RE: BS: Not to change the subject but..... From: catspaw49 If my clicky didn't get you to the right post on the thread, its the one on 3 February at 10:58 AM. Spaw |
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19 May 00 - 02:05 PM (#230632) Subject: RE: BS: Not to change the subject but..... From: GUEST,Mrr Thanks to having no brain, I didn't even think that if I typed what I meant to type, the (nice, good, wellbeloved) system would turn it into what it thought I meant. Which was that it was to be a (break) not a (begin bold). So I did it again. |
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19 May 00 - 02:36 PM (#230651) Subject: RE: BS: Not to change the subject but..... From: SINSULL 7 responses in seven minutes and Praise's is the only one that makes any sense. How did we make the jump to porn sites? And do banjo players make better toe suckers than guitar strummers and how does this relate to the .07 ratio? I am going back to work. |
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19 May 00 - 02:39 PM (#230652) Subject: RE: BS: Not to change the subject but..... From: catspaw49 MINE doesn't make sense? Admit it, you're just heading out to check thoses sires I listed. Spaw |
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19 May 00 - 03:05 PM (#230672) Subject: RE: BS: Not to change the subject but..... From: Mooh Golly, if you take mine out of context it makes perfect sense, to me that is. Mooh. |
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19 May 00 - 03:09 PM (#230675) Subject: RE: BS: Not to change the subject but..... From: wysiwyg Hmm, toes, F9, big toe, HearMe, hmm... ~S~ |
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19 May 00 - 03:22 PM (#230680) Subject: RE: BS: Not to change the subject but..... From: Fortunato "Feet are just extremities, not a place of entertainment", to paraphrase Miss Peabody, my 5th grade teacher, when she caught me in the coatroom with a handful of Frances. And Frances had some great extremities. Fortunato |
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19 May 00 - 03:27 PM (#230681) Subject: RE: BS: Not to change the subject but..... From: paddymac Mudcat feets got souls. |
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19 May 00 - 03:29 PM (#230682) Subject: RE: BS: Not to change the subject but..... From: Fortunato Hey spaw. None of them porno sites work. Do ya'll know any others? Fortynato |
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19 May 00 - 03:49 PM (#230691) Subject: RE: BS: Not to change the subject but..... From: annamill (true story) I just recently had an old friend (someone who has been in love with me for about two years) ask me how I felt about toes with an almost sardonic grin on his face. Glenn was working at the time and I met him during a walk into town. I looked at him curiously for a moment, as I had no idea where he was going with that question, then I told him I thought they were great for keeping you from falling over. Needless to say, he couldn't go on with that thought as he was too busy laughing. I love people! Love, annap |
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19 May 00 - 04:02 PM (#230695) Subject: RE: BS: Not to change the subject but..... From: Homeless Sinsull - that was me that said high heels, not Dave. No, it was not an aversion to feet, it was more to harass Spaw. The high heels themselves was an old porn movie trick - it was illegal for women to appear naked in films, so they all wore high-heels. It was enough to keep them from getting arrested, but didn't cover any of the "important parts." (I don't want to get into a debate on whether feet are important - I'm just quoting the source). Anyway - as I said, I don't have an aversion to feet. In fact I'm a Reflexologist, so I know all about sensitivity of feet. And, being a professional, I'd bet anyone who thinks they have ticklish feet that I can give them a thorough compression foot massage without causing the least bit of jumping or squirming. Even tho I've rubbed a large number of feet in my time, I've never been particularly drawn to them for any other than innocent reasons. |
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19 May 00 - 04:31 PM (#230702) Subject: RE: BS: Not to change the subject but..... From: SINSULL In other words, "No charts", right Homeless? |
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19 May 00 - 05:00 PM (#230719) Subject: RE: BS: Not to change the subject but..... From: Homeless Au contraire - look on any website on reflexology - you'll find a chart there. But it's on how the anatomy maps onto the soles of the feet. |
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19 May 00 - 05:15 PM (#230732) Subject: RE: BS: Not to change the subject but..... From: Bert You need feet |
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19 May 00 - 06:16 PM (#230766) Subject: RE: BS: Not to change the subject but..... From: Mbo That's right, Sinsull, 'cause I got all the charts on feet, I digress. Man...I'm never gonna hear the end of this now... --Mbo |
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19 May 00 - 06:22 PM (#230768) Subject: RE: BS: Not to change the subject but..... From: bbelle Feet ... hmmm ... can be really pretty or pretty awful. Now, me ... I have pretty feet but I've never quite known what makes a person have a foot fetish ... but I've known one. It was kind of creepy. When I figured it out, I strolled to my bedroom and emerged in a pair of old, holey, socks that I wore in my running days. Didn't make a damn bit of difference ... he still wanted my feet! I figured the trick was to shift the emphasis from my feet to my breasts ... it was not an easy task. I thought, "OK ... if I put the old, holey socks over my breasts, he will adopt a clue" ... He didn't. And I didn't ... Jenny |
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19 May 00 - 09:38 PM (#230832) Subject: RE: BS: Not to change the subject but..... From: Irish sergeant If I didn't have feet I wouldn't have any place to put mu brogans. Missed the breast sight. I do However remember coming back from a six month mediterranian cruise and stopping for a bite to eat at a restaurant in Norfolk, VA with friends. One of the young ladies used her feet to good effect. Decorum forbids me from going into sordid details but it was the only time i didn't finish a meal I paid for. Neil |
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20 May 00 - 10:44 AM (#230996) Subject: RE: BS: Not to change the subject but..... From: fleetwood Having come across this thread a day or two ago caused me to remember the following little poem. Once upon a time there was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had a nice pair of lace curtains her name was Cherry Blossom and toe-cap it all she'd lots and lots of children. During the war her husband Jack flew Wellingtons. Up toe-nail he'd worked at the sea-shore as a winkle-picker, walking the Sand all day, they were ballet poor but still eat O.K. The poor souls were on their uppers. One day Dr Martin called, it was patently obvious something was wrong, Jack had clogged up, the old woman swayed. No more to hear his gentle brogue his loving load of cobblers. His flip-flopping through the door. She bought a hush-puppie called Dubbin to keep her company and on the advice of her solicitors; Freeman, Hardy and Willis she visited the Tough town clerk, who was a right plimsole, a real heel, tongue-tied she told him "I'm a widow, please find me a dwelling" but the town clerk had a cold "a shoe" he spat, "Well if that's all you've got going I'll have that" she replied. Now all will be revelled, one day there was a tap on the door, in stepped, Dr Martin an up-standing old meltonian, he was polish, no he wasn't he was Polish, and she took a shine to him as he stud in the hall. He knew Cherry Blossom loved presents so he decided to slip her on under the table. To sneak her one in the wardrobe, love was a foot. Now at last the conclusion. There was an old woman who lived in a shoe she had so many children now there's another one due. |