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30 Jun 00 - 11:49 AM (#249825) Subject: A New Thread Name Game From: Bert I see many thread titles that are just asking for a cheeky response but I don't want to trivialize the thread itself. So if you see such a thread, post the title and your response here. Examples... Can I sing 'bloody' on American radio ? - YOUR singing is BLOODY all the time! Anybody know a good harmonica site? - The trash can! Sandy and Caroline Paton's Performance. - Am I the only one who wants to giggle at this? Putting fiddle tunes into medleys - Why? They all sound the same anyway! So now you can use your smart Alec remarks without offending the thread originator. Go for it! Bert. |
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30 Jun 00 - 12:28 PM (#249859) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Micca I always wanted to ask, "Is an autoharp something you play while driving??" |
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30 Jun 00 - 01:51 PM (#249911) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Jacob B An autoguitar is something you play while driving. An autoharp is what you play after you crash while playing your autoguitar (if you've been good.) |
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30 Jun 00 - 02:08 PM (#249919) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: BlueJay Today there is a thread called: "Posting Explicit Lyrics". I replied, but forgot to add, "Damn, I thought someone was actually going to post some dirty lyrics here". :) BlueJay |
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30 Jun 00 - 02:15 PM (#249926) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Bert Help: concertina miking - How about a couple of pillows? |
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30 Jun 00 - 03:49 PM (#249942) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: SINSULL Lyrics: Abide With Me? - not without a pre-nup. |
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30 Jun 00 - 04:06 PM (#249948) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: SINSULL Phrasing and Willy Nelson: Go fish! After the Bll: Throw a strike |
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30 Jun 00 - 04:09 PM (#249949) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Ebbie 'With Alzheimers- do songs remain?' How would I know? |
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30 Jun 00 - 05:09 PM (#249987) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: GUEST,Mrr Ebbie! LOL! |
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30 Jun 00 - 05:18 PM (#249994) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Mbo 'With Alzheimers- do songs remain?' -- California sunlight, sweet Calcutta rain, Honolulu starbright, the song remains the same... |
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30 Jun 00 - 07:40 PM (#250054) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Bradypus Bluejay ... re explicit lyrics: These lyrics are explicit. They mean just what they say. There is have no hidden baggage They're plain and clear as day They don't avoid the subject They use four-letter words They are not mean, or mealy-mouthed For that would be absurd To post explicit lyrics Can seem somehow to vex But these lyrics are explicit And explicitly not about sex! Bradypus |
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03 Jul 00 - 12:42 AM (#250875) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Joe Offer Oh, I can't believe this - the first threads on the menu right now are:
-Joe Offer- (Sorry, Roger) |
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03 Jul 00 - 12:51 AM (#250881) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Joe Offer And now, "The Man From God Knows Where" and "Whew!" have been moved to the top of the list. This is scary, Roger. -Joe Offer- |
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03 Jul 00 - 04:37 AM (#250942) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Liz the Squeak Just seen Human Genome and Ukelele Lady together - gene splicing gone mad!! Genetically Modified Musicians now!! Could we be only a few steps away from the Jersey cow bell, a bodhrain that will eat anything and a real nose flute?? The mind boggleth.... LTS |
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03 Jul 00 - 04:39 AM (#250943) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Liz the Squeak Lament of an Irish Immigrant - Sure and the guinness here tastes different! LTS who really doesn't know why people emmigrate and then spend the next 3 generations singing about how great the old country was. If it was that great, why did you leave? |
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03 Jul 00 - 04:58 AM (#250947) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Scabby Douglas Penguin: COMPLETED I'm so glad! There's nothing worse than a half-finished Penguin... |
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03 Jul 00 - 06:27 AM (#250958) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: GUEST,amdy mööer Or a half-famished penguin. |
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03 Jul 00 - 08:33 AM (#250992) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: kendall I dont know who to blame for that crack about Sandy and Caroline, but, I can tell you this, it pissed me off. These are two of the nicest people I know, and this sort of dis respect is a good way to go round and round in the gravel with me. Not funny, and, damed un- mudcat. |
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03 Jul 00 - 10:29 AM (#251059) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: SDShad Not only that, Scabby Doug, but there's also a thread entitled: Penguin contents Well, mostly partly-digested fish and penguin giblets, I should imagine.... Shad |
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03 Jul 00 - 12:09 PM (#251102) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Mrrzy This is beginning to remind me of (creep alert) the movie book game, take any alphabetical listing of movie titles, such as: They Were Expendable, They Were Sisters, They Were So Young... Try it with good starter words like Dead/death/life/good/evil/red... |
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03 Jul 00 - 12:10 PM (#251104) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Mrrzy OOPS sorry forgot where I was for a minute! I meant "good starter words like music/play/perform/chord/lyric..." |
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03 Jul 00 - 12:34 PM (#251122) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Peter Kasin Recent thread: Who's going to Mystic? -My crystal ball says I am! (sorry, Barry) |
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03 Jul 00 - 01:07 PM (#251148) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: BlueJay Bradypus- Touche! |
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04 Jul 00 - 02:39 AM (#251485) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Mark Clark I noticed a thread called "Banjovie:anyone got one?" I thought Banjovie was that guy that plays the banjo by using only hamers and pull-offs with both hands on the fingerboard and no actual picking. |
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04 Jul 00 - 09:03 AM (#251570) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: GUEST,Hilary Songs for Bowed Psaltery? does that need Abattery? |
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04 Jul 00 - 10:52 AM (#251620) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: kendall I saw a woman at Old Songs playing a bowed psaltry. She was very good. In fact, she was so good, I wondered why she didnt take up a real instrument. |
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04 Jul 00 - 05:50 PM (#251820) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Amergin Here's something that's sure to get me crucified: Do Woman's HearMe? Sure they do, for those five seconds they keep their lips closed.... Amerginwhoisnowhidingunderthetable |
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05 Jul 00 - 03:37 PM (#252359) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Naemanson The top thread right now is Bye Bye Bill S. Bye Bye BillS is a dream sought by many, realized by few. But someday I'll get them paid off... |
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05 Jul 00 - 06:04 PM (#252449) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Liz the Squeak Penguin: Long Lankin - Polar Bear: Short Lankin..... Well I thought it was amusing.... LTS |
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07 Jul 00 - 03:21 PM (#253599) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: SDShad Opening for the Coppers.... Well, only after you've made sure everything flushed.... Shad |
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07 Jul 00 - 07:00 PM (#253723) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Liz the Squeak When it's darkness on the Delta - it's Wednesday in Peru?? LTS |
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07 Jul 00 - 07:34 PM (#253744) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Psaltry Psue It is a real instrument !!!!!!! |
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07 Jul 00 - 07:37 PM (#253757) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Liz the Squeak You take a heart - add a little seasoning, bake for 30 mins and there you have a lovely snack for those long winter evenings..... LTS |
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07 Jul 00 - 07:44 PM (#253768) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Amergin Yeah those whale hearts make great snacks... You bake them in a pot with potatoes and eagle gizzards... |
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07 Jul 00 - 08:07 PM (#253780) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Morticia Ukelele Tuning....why bother? Orange sing along...don't we get some right eejits on here? Mudcat Seance....lets all join hands and try to contact the living Does anyone know the answer?....yes, bound to. Terri ( withtonguefirmlyincheek) |
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08 Jul 00 - 02:47 AM (#253968) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Liz the Squeak Orange sing along...don't we get some right eejits on here? Cap fits? Wear it! (sorry ~ it is before 8.00am on a Saturday and if it makes you feel better, after a night of drunken debauchery, I feel like the hairy chest has migrated to my tongue, and someone is playing bodhrian in my head). |
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08 Jul 00 - 03:27 AM (#253979) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Amergin Liz, you have a hairy chest? Nevermind I don't want to know... |
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08 Jul 00 - 07:39 PM (#254267) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Liz the Squeak No I don't have a hairy chest, but I do have a mortified face. She who knows me, knows what I mean, and if not, read your personals!! Girl in the wood - is worth two in the front room? LTS (whoreallyissorry)
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24 Jul 00 - 05:08 PM (#263811) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Amergin Which Came First The Wire Or The Gut? the answer (at least for me) is rather easy....whenever I go somewhere my gut arrives first and my wire follows... Amergin |
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24 Jul 00 - 05:50 PM (#263847) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: wysiwyg Oh Bert, I thought this was just the OLD name game and I was too tired to think. But THIS-- this is what I been DYIN' to do! And I never thought of just having a thread for it! All my snotty, snide, sarcastic.... well OK, not too many of those... But all my "Gee, did they read what they just titled this???" zingers----- well things Do leap to mind somtimes! Thanks Bert! Cheeky, huh, is that what that trait is called? ~S~ |
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24 Jul 00 - 06:49 PM (#263895) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Morticia "Hurdy Gurdy.....want to find one".....DON'T!! "Can you ever leave music?"....why not, it's left me enough times? |
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25 Jul 00 - 07:24 AM (#264150) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Gervase Liz may not have a hairy chest, but she has a fine collection of hairs - mostly tweaked from the legs of anyone who has the temerity to stand in front of her ! Mind you, she may, in the privacy of her own home, scatter her collection on a sheet of newspaper, paint her chest with Cow Gum and start rolling.... Sorry - that's an image which will stick in my mind all day. How am I going to get any work done...? |
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25 Jul 00 - 04:27 PM (#264483) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: wysiwyg BS: English Mudcatters: Attention! At ease! ~S~ |
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25 Jul 00 - 04:30 PM (#264486) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Liz the Squeak Gervase, you and I are going to have to have words. Please make sure that none of your plethora of SO's are nearby. Bring the cow gum..... LTS
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25 Jul 00 - 04:48 PM (#264507) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Liz the Squeak Artists you like to WATCH PERFORM - rather than actually hear them? have you got an hour or three? LTS |
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26 Jul 00 - 06:02 AM (#264862) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Escamillo "Help: On Byblical English" - Yeah, you need advice on elementary English too, Escamillo ... |
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26 Jul 00 - 09:46 AM (#264936) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: A Wandering Minstrel Too good to miss.. Do you play in a Police state .... No more an alcoholic state really |
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26 Jul 00 - 05:08 PM (#265231) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Liz the Squeak The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald - see previous posting.... LTS |
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26 Jul 00 - 08:06 PM (#265394) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: SINSULL Help for pickers. Give us a tip. You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friend's nose. Use your own pinky. |
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26 Jul 00 - 11:53 PM (#265498) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: wysiwyg Tune Add: Missing Tunes Wanted. I reported all my missing tunes to the FBI. Folk Bureau International. ~S~ |
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28 Jul 00 - 12:04 PM (#266630) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Mark Clark What is a Slip Jig? I don't know but I'd guess it's something Al Linder or Babe Winkleman will be explaining on TNN real soon. - Mark |
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28 Jul 00 - 12:17 PM (#266636) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Liz the Squeak Help Wild Printer: You shouldn't be taking these things from their natural habitat - get a farmed printer, or one from a shelter...... LTS |
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28 Jul 00 - 12:24 PM (#266642) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Liz the Squeak "Appearing in Elk's Crotch, Ontario" - what could you possibly add to that!! Surely that isn't a real town is it? (this from a girl who grew up near the Piddle valley....) LTS |
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28 Jul 00 - 01:32 PM (#266694) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Bert So THAT"S why they named it 'The Piddle Valley' 'cos Squeaks lived there! *BG* |
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29 Jul 00 - 02:46 PM (#267369) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: SINSULL Things you'll never hear the last of...OJ Simpson! |
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01 Aug 00 - 10:10 AM (#269420) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Wolfgang a couple of minutes ago we had this beautiful pair: Breastworks and the divine spark...Things you'll never hear the last of Wolfgang |
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05 Aug 00 - 02:37 AM (#271791) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: WyoWoman Lyr.Req: TOO HARD, TOO HARD (Is that a lyric in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?) Full Frontal $$ Assault (How much are they going for these days?) Bert, you're evil to have introduced this to the likes of us. The smartasses among us -- and you know who you are -- need so little encouragement. ww |
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05 Aug 00 - 03:38 AM (#271805) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Liz the Squeak Let's talk accordions: Let's not..... Let's talk accordions: Let's talk ostracism.. LTS |
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05 Aug 00 - 06:35 AM (#271838) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Psaltry Psue Any body ever read the great Americian Clasic? Antlers in the Tree Top by Who Goosed the Moose? |
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05 Aug 00 - 07:08 AM (#271845) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Morticia damn, I just knew Liz would beat me to it :) |
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05 Aug 00 - 03:41 PM (#271963) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Mrrzy The other day Home Grown Music popped up right behind Drugs and the North... |
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05 Aug 00 - 07:51 PM (#272055) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Morticia Mostly Finnnish Music ....well, yes, I do, but it's unkind of you to point it out :) |
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05 Aug 00 - 08:20 PM (#272068) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Bill D South Wind:...please face the other way if you're going to eat all those beans |
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08 Aug 00 - 06:41 PM (#273832) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: SINSULL LYR Required: My Old Flame Is this a continuation of the "Combustion" thread? |
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08 Aug 00 - 06:48 PM (#273837) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: CarolC This came from the text of a thread and, I fess up - I'm the guilty party: Refreshing for someone else. (Nuff said) |
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08 Aug 00 - 07:58 PM (#273882) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Noreen what do mudcatters want? SEXY PHOTIE ??? juxtaposed made me smile :0)
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08 Aug 00 - 10:08 PM (#273961) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: WyoWoman Breathing During Instrumental Playing? (I recommend it only for those who wish to continue life as we know it...) |
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09 Aug 00 - 09:48 AM (#274214) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: A Wandering Minstrel Breathing during instrumental playing -oh so thats why I turn blue and keel over whenever we do Tam LIn! |
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09 Aug 00 - 11:40 AM (#274266) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Mrrzy Teach me to yodel - I'm depressed and my religion forbids suicide! |
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09 Aug 00 - 11:48 AM (#274274) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Bert BS: A Wee Postcard From Hell - That's just gotta be from Texas! |
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11 Aug 00 - 08:08 AM (#275735) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: A Wandering Minstrel Wanted Songs for Alcoholics Ok I'll trade you three alcoholics for the words of "Whisky Johnny" |
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15 Aug 00 - 01:16 PM (#278238) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Bert bodrhan for sale - Thank Gawd for that!!! |
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15 Aug 00 - 02:42 PM (#278290) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Morticia Not sure it happened but it should have : Bodrhan for sale juxtaposed with aaaarggghhhhhhh |
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23 Aug 00 - 11:03 AM (#283224) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: GUEST,Conan the Librarian Cock up your beaver burns - [cut to Bart Simpson writing on blackboard :I willnot mention honeymoon cystitis or KY jelly, I will not mention...] |
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24 Aug 00 - 10:16 AM (#283976) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Morticia Beat me to that one, Conan....but how about "Help,I sowed the seeds of Love...." and now there's a paternity suit lodged against me? |
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24 Aug 00 - 10:36 AM (#284003) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: SINSULL DO NOT POST TO THIS THREAD Why not? |
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24 Aug 00 - 01:24 PM (#284161) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Ebbie Face on the Bar Room Floor- Not happy, not even Folk... |
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24 Aug 00 - 01:57 PM (#284184) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: SINSULL IF I WERE AN EXOTIC DANCER/ goodbye worn and chipped fingernails. |
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25 Aug 00 - 09:25 AM (#284972) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Wolfgang DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD/Don't think twice To use the DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD thread as a second line is cheap humour, because it is too easy as, e.g, in Positive songs for Mbo/DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD Wolfgang |
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20 Sep 00 - 04:56 PM (#301640) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Mark Clark Thomas the Rhymer asked What's your favorite...REEL? Well, my favorite is a Quantum freespool model but I like my Shakespear casting reel too. Third choice is probably Penn. - Mark |
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20 Sep 00 - 05:55 PM (#301713) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Branwen23 "What's your favourite accordion?" - A silent one. |
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20 Sep 00 - 06:08 PM (#301725) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Dave the Gnome How about "Isn't country and western music an oxymoron?" or "Folk music as performed on TV - a study in 30 seconds" or "Bob Dylan - the saviour of traditional folk" Am I a sad git or what??? |
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21 Sep 00 - 09:58 AM (#302196) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: A Wandering Minstrel OK, I tried, but I can't resist temptation Clawhammer banjo - how do you start..... 1) Raise the clawhammer way up above your head.... |
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21 Sep 00 - 02:24 PM (#302419) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Rich(bodhránai gan ciall) Help blow monkey. I'm afraid you're on your own there! Rich |
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25 Sep 00 - 12:16 PM (#305061) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Bert Annie DiFranco - where do I start? --- Fix her microphone cable. |
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25 Sep 00 - 07:37 PM (#305351) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Morticia What happened to all those drums? You got your hearing aid fixed? Origins of Soldiers Joy?....well, duh!! What's your favourite accordian? ....a broken one oh, how I love this thread! |
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20 Oct 00 - 06:16 PM (#323599) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: wysiwyg Who was Lord Gregory? Who the hell does he think he is? ~S~ |
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15 Jan 01 - 09:26 AM (#374825) Subject: RE: BS: A New Thread Name Game From: Mark Clark Wolfgang posted lyrics to "In The Bar-Room" and I couldn't resist adding the following: What is the difference between a tavern and an elephant passing gas? One is a bar room and the other is a barroooommmmmm! |