Lyr Req: I Spent My Last $10 on Birth Control...

26 Nov 96 - 12:34 PM (#573)
Subject: Lyrics? Spent my last $10...
From: [e-mail]

Okay, I know the chorus and one verse to a very funny song, and I'd like more info. I didn't find it in the database. I think it's modern, so if anyone knows who wrote and/or recorded it, please let me know. It's in kind of a mock country/western tone.

The chorus is:

I spent my last ten dollars on birth control and beer.
My life was so much simpler when I was sober, and queer.
But the love of a strong hairy man has turned my head, I fear,
And made me spend my last ten bucks on birth control--and beer.

Anyone who recognizes this, please help.

Thanks

ERIN

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29 Nov 96 - 08:37 PM (#615)
Subject: RE: Lyrics? Spent my last $10...
From: [e-mail]

The song is by the group Two Nice Girls, and, as far as I know, it's out of print, since their CDs came out on Rough Trade. It's on at least two of their CDs, and I have it on the EP _Like a Version_, which is all cover songs, except for that one song. I think this is their second release. It's also on their first full-lenght release, but I don't know the name of it.

Unfortunately, I don't have the lyrics on the CD, and I haven't transcribed them, but now that you know the group, you should probably be able to find it used.

Hope this is of some help.

Renee

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02 Sep 01 - 05:21 PM (#540410)
Subject: Lyr Add: I WISH I WERE A LESBIAN
From: George Seto - [e-mail]

I Wish I Were A Lesbian
From the 2 Nice Girls

When I was a young girl, like normal girls do
I looked to a woman's love to help get me through
I never needed any more than a feminine touch
I hated the thought of kissing a man, it really was too much.
I did not drink, I did not smoke, I did not say goddamn;
I was polite, I was sensitive until I loved a man.
My family were proud of me, were proud of what I am,
But then along came Lester and my tale of woe began.
 
I spent my last ten dollars on birth control and beer.
My life was so much simpler when I was sober and queer,
But the love of a strong hairy man has turned my head I fear,
And made me spend my last ten bucks on birth control and beer.
 
It was June 1983 when Mary Lou and I did part.
She said she loved another dyke. My God! it broke my heart.
I was bitter and disillusioned to lose another girlfriend
But Lester came to work at Papa's store and decided to ease on in.

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