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21 Jul 97 - 05:54 PM (#9186) Subject: Lyr?Foolish Questions From: Jon W. I had a recording by Woods Tea Co. of a song called Foolish Questions. It was about foolish questions people ask - for example a girl asking "is that for me?" when her boyfriend brings her candy. Anyway, I lent the tape to a friend, who lost it. Now he wants the lyrics. Anyone got them? |
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21 Jul 97 - 08:46 PM (#9189) Subject: Lyr Add: FOOLISH QUESTIONS (Arthur Smith) From: Gene FOOLISH QUESTIONS - Recorded by Sheb Wooley - -(aka Ben Colder) Written by Arthur Smith Y'all have heard about Foolish Questions, and no doubt you've wondered why The person who would ask them, expects a sensible reply Did you ever bring your girl a box of candy, say, right after tea D'ja notice how she'll grab it, and she'll say "Is this for me?" Foolish Questions, you should answer when you can No, the candy's for you daddy and mama and John the hired hand I just wanted you to see it, now I'm gonna take it away Wasn't that a Foolish Question, you'll hear 'em nearly every day. You all have seen the man, who meets you on your way He'll ask you, "Where you are goin", and he'll listen while you say "That you're goin' to the funeral, of poor old Brother Ned" And just as soon as you told him, he'll say, "Is Ned dead?" Foolish Questions, this should be your reply No, we'd thought we'd have the funeral and then later on he'd die Brother Ned is so original, he wanted it that way Now wasn't that a Foolish Question, you'll hear 'em nearly every day. Suppose an elevator boy forgets to close that door And you should tumble down the shaft, say, like twenty-seven floors As you reach the bottom, and you're layin' there inert The first person that comes along, will say, "Are you hurt?" Foolish Questions, your dyin' words are "No-o-o" "I was in an awful hurry, and this elevator runs too slow I find I save an awful lot of time, by comin' down this way" Now wasn't that a Foolish Question, you hear 'em nearly every day. |
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22 Jul 97 - 11:42 AM (#9228) Subject: ADD: Foolish Questions From: Jon W. Thanks, that's the one. The version I heard had another verse which goes like this, as near as I can recall it:
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22 Jul 97 - 11:49 AM (#9231) Subject: RE: Lyr?Foolish Questions From: PattyG Thanks for the chuckle:) |
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26 Aug 98 - 11:13 PM (#36065) Subject: looking for lyrics: From: glatter22@worldnet.att.net Has anyone come across a song in their travels called: "Foolish questions?" I heard it a long time ago. It had humerous lyrics which I'd like to find, either on line or by buying a tape or CD. Any ideas? THANKS. Myles |
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26 Aug 98 - 11:32 PM (#36067) Subject: RE: looking for lyrics: From: Joe Offer Hi, Myles - that one came up once before - Click here. Great song, isn't it? -Joe Offer- |
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29 May 00 - 06:29 AM (#235362) Subject: Foolish Questions From: GUEST,Clay Once again I am need of help. The lyric;s list didn't have a title "Foolish Questions" As I remember it snatches of went..."Foolish questions, you hear them everyday" "You lather up your face, and someone asks Are you going to shave?" "Your going to ned's funeral, and are asked is Ned Dead? Can any of you help. Thanks Clay |
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29 May 00 - 11:12 AM (#235429) Subject: RE: Foolish Questions From: GUEST,Gene You will find A VERSION here - * Previous Mudcat Post * |
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16 Jan 07 - 02:04 AM (#1937942) Subject: RE: Lyr?Foolish Questions From: Joe Offer Refresh - just because I like this song. |
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16 Jan 07 - 06:48 AM (#1938051) Subject: RE: Lyr?Foolish Questions From: Leadfingers Looks like fun - All I need now is the tune , unless I fake one of my own for it ! |
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16 Jan 07 - 08:09 AM (#1938104) Subject: RE: Lyr?Foolish Questions From: GLoux The Canote Bros. sang this with Sandy Bradley as the Small Wonder String Band and again on their Thinga-ma-jig CD. Great song... -Greg |
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16 Jan 07 - 04:46 PM (#1938702) Subject: RE: Lyr?Foolish Questions From: GUEST,Jim Jackie Washington does a wonderful version of this song. He has recorded it, but I can't remember the name of the record. I can't imagine it without his delightful giggle at the end. |
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16 Jan 07 - 07:52 PM (#1938924) Subject: RE: Lyr?Foolish Questions From: Peace FOOLISH QUESTIONS (A. Baldwin Sloane / William Lee) Bil Haley - 1949 Johnny Cash - 1965 Sandy Bradley & The Small Wonder String Band - 1982 Jackie Washington - 2000 Ken Galipeau - 2001 Also recorded by: Arthur "Guitar Boogie" Smith; Walt Brown; Woods Tea Co. |
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16 Jan 07 - 07:55 PM (#1938928) Subject: RE: Lyr?Foolish Questions From: Peace Found this also: From the production The Beauty Spot FOOLISH QUESTIONS. William Lee (w) -- Chas. K. Harris (m). Chas. K. Harris, New York: 1910. 4 pp. |
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16 Jan 07 - 07:57 PM (#1938930) Subject: RE: Lyr?Foolish Questions From: Peace I would guess that different melodies were used and therefore there is more than one copyright. |
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16 Jan 07 - 07:59 PM (#1938932) Subject: RE: Lyr?Foolish Questions From: Celtaddict I learned a similar song, evidently a variant on the one written by A. Smith, in the 60s. It had another verse about rushing to answer the telephone, and when you do so, the voice on the other end asks, "Are you there?" Each verse in that one took the form Foolish questions, the answer is of course "No, this is a recording and you're talking to my horse." Foolish questions, what is there to say? Foolish questions, you hear them every day. (The Uncle Ned verse, for example, said, Foolish questions, you might as well reply, "We thought we'd have the funeral first then later on he'll die." I never heard the newspaper verse until Woods Tea Company but I love it! |
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16 Jan 07 - 08:38 PM (#1938956) Subject: RE: Lyr?Foolish Questions From: Joe Offer Anybody here perform this song? I've had difficulty making it "work" for myself. The only recordings I've heard had an instrumental accompaniment, and I sing a cappella. -Joe- |
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17 Jan 07 - 02:05 AM (#1939103) Subject: RE: Lyr?Foolish Questions From: Bev and Jerry We do, but we think we learned it from Sam Hinton and we do the second part of each verse, the part that starts with "Foolish Questions", a little differently. We sing the first line, speak the second and skip the third and fourth lines. Anyway, Joe, we always accompany it and wouldn't think of doing it a capella. Next time our paths cross, ask us to do it. Bev and Jerry |
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17 Jan 07 - 07:15 PM (#1939963) Subject: RE: Lyr?Foolish Questions From: Bugsy Good song, what's the tune like? Cheers Bugsy |
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18 Jan 07 - 11:32 AM (#1940594) Subject: RE: Lyr?Foolish Questions From: alanabit Gypsy Dave Boots, who plays the Irish Pub circuit here in Germany does a fine version of this. It's a hoot. |
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22 Mar 08 - 12:28 PM (#2295187) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Foolish Questions From: Jim Dixon Here's another verse found at AllExperts.com: And then most every morning, there is someone 'round the place Who sees you take the shaving brush and lather up your face, And as you give the razor a preliminary wave, This fool will always ask you, "Are you going to take a shave?" Foolish questions! And your answer is, I hope, "No! I ain't prepared for shaving. I just like the taste of soap! I just like to take my shaving brush and paint myself this way." Now there's a foolish question. You'll hear 'em most every day. |
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22 Mar 08 - 12:50 PM (#2295204) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Foolish Questions From: Marc Bernier Great song. I haven't heard it in years. |
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22 Mar 08 - 07:37 PM (#2295485) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Foolish Questions From: GUEST,leeneia A year ago, Joe asked 'Anybody here perform this song? I've had difficulty making it "work" for myself.' It's a song worth saving, but the tune seems to be lost. If I wanted to perform it, I believe the first thing I would do is tidy up the rhythm. Then I would compose a spunky tune for it. I would change this: Foolish Questions, you should answer when you can No, the candy's for you daddy and mama and John the hired hand I just wanted you to see it, now I'm gonna take it away Wasn't that a Foolish Question, you'll hear 'em nearly every day to: Foolish Questions, you answer when you can 'The candy's for your ma and pa and John the hired hand. I wanted you to see it; now I'm taking it away.' That's a foolish question; you hear 'em ev'ry day.' |
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22 Mar 08 - 09:10 PM (#2295535) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Foolish Questions From: Nick E I heard/saw Wood's Tea do this song 2 years ago on the Green In New Milford CT, a nice show. I was looking forward to the concert last summer and I think they did play, but it was a week after the founder of the band passed. And there were roses |
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23 Mar 08 - 05:33 AM (#2295684) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Foolish Questions From: Lin in Kansas The CD is "The Woods Tea Co. - Live, Collector's Edition." You can order it from their website Here. The lyrics they use are not quite those given above, but close. Since they were doing it live, I have a feeling it "adjusts" itself each time they perform it. Great group. CD info is: copyright 1999 Lightening Ridge Music [sic] and address for ordering is: Wood's Tea Co., P.O. Box 4063, South Burlington, VT 05406, phone (802) 658-4246. Their CD doesn't list any attribution for this song. Lin |
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02 Feb 09 - 12:34 AM (#2554993) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Foolish Questions From: GUEST,David Richoux There is a 1909 Edison Cylinder recording with Billy Murray on this Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0qeqXFV_H4 |
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02 Feb 09 - 10:53 PM (#2555823) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Foolish Questions From: topical tom GUEST, David Richoux: Thanks for much for that fabulous link! I saw Wood's Tea Company perform that song on a PBS station years back and loved it. |
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02 Feb 09 - 11:20 PM (#2555828) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Foolish Questions From: GUEST,iancarterb The Canotes have a verse with an 'ins' rhyme, in which of course the foolish question is "are you twins?" An excellent version. Carter |
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03 Feb 09 - 01:00 AM (#2555852) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Foolish Questions From: Gene Arthur [guitar boogie] Smith -- originator of [dueling] banjos/guitars/tubas/harps/fiddles....etc also recorded this and other funny songs ie conversation with a mule....hlarrrrious... Gene will post them later...also have mp3s of them... |
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04 Sep 10 - 02:56 AM (#2979705) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Foolish Questions From: GUEST,Sam The Wood's Tea Co. made up a few of their own verses for live shows where the audience would ask the question. Now the phone rings in the morning it's about 5:25 You're sleeping awfully soundly you're just barely alive As you stagger to the telephone you break a coffee cup And the voice on the other end will ask, "Did I wake you up?" Foolish questions, here's what's said by you Hell no, I get up every mornin 'bout twenty after two That's when I'm gonna call you tomorrow Foolish questions, y'know that's what I would do. We were playin' at an alehouse, it was a lowdown kind of place When some biker staggers to the stage and he looks me in the face And though I'm playin' loudly with my guitar in my hand This guy shouts, "Hey buddy, are you in the band? Foolish questions, I looked at him and grinned No, I'm the bouncer. How did you get in? You're gonna have to leave now, he swung at me, I ducked Foolish answers, y'know, that one really was dumb. |
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04 Sep 10 - 04:49 PM (#2980049) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Foolish Questions From: Stewart Here are the Canote Brothers singing their version of this song. Cheers, S. in Seattle |
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07 Sep 10 - 07:57 PM (#2981929) Subject: Lyr Add: FOOLISH QUESTIONS (W Lee/A B Sloane) From: Jim Dixon From the sheet music at the UCLA Archive of Popular American Music: FOOLISH QUESTIONS Words, William Lee. Music, A. Baldwin Sloane. New York: Chas. K. Harris, 1909. "As sung by Jefferson De Angelis in DeKoven & Herbert's great success The Beauty Spot" 1. You've heard of foolish questions, and no doubt you've wondered why A person who will ask them can expect a sane reply. Did you ever bring a girl a box of candy after tea, And notice how she grabs it, then says, "Is this for me?" Foolish question! You should answer when you can: "No! the candy's for your father or your mother or for John, the hired man! I just wanted you to see it. Now I'll take it all away." Now there's a question that you'll hear 'most ev'ry day. 2. Or if you've been away from town for sev'ral days or weeks, What is it that a friend will ask the first time that he speaks? He'll rush along to meet you and your shoulder he will whack, And almost knock you silly as he hollers, "Are you back?" Foolish question! and to answer in that line, You should say, "Oh no, I haven't yet got back. Why, I'm at Bingen-on-the-Rhine! I am traveling in Europe, and I won't be back till May! Now there's a question that you'll hear 'most ev'ry day. 3. And then most ev'ry morning, there is someone 'round the place Who sees you take a shaving brush and lather up your face, And as you give the razor a preliminary wave, This fool will always ask you, "Are you going to take a shave?" Foolish question! And your answer is, I hope: "No! I'm really not at all prepared for shaving, but I like the taste of soap! I just like to take the shaving brush and paint myself this way." Now there's a question that you'll hear 'most ev'ry day. 4. And then you all have met the man who stops you on your way. He asks you where you're going, and then listens while you say You are going to the funeral of poor old Brother Ned, Then, as soon as you have told him, he will say, "Why, is he dead?" Foolish question! And you might as well reply: "No! He always thought that first he'd have the funeral. Then after while he'd die. Brother Ned was so original, he wanted it that way." Now there's a question that you'll hear 'most ev'ry day. 5. Or, if you should have a caller, say, some afternoon at five, And, as you sit conversing, if the doctor should arrive, Would your visitor be silent? Do you think that she'd be still? Or, when she saw the doctor, would she say, "Is someone ill?" Foolish question! And you answer with a shrug, "No! There's no one ill; we simply have the doctor come to beat the parlor rug! Sometimes, too, he tunes the grand piano when we want to play." Now there's a question that you'll hear 'most ev'ry day. 6. Suppose an elevator boy forgets to close his doors, And you should tumble down the shaft past twenty-seven floors, And as you've reached the bottom and are lying there inert, The first one who approaches will exclaim, "Why, are you hurt?" Foolish question! And your dying words are, "No! I was in an awful hurry and this elevator runs too blooming slow! I have found I save a lot of time by coming down this way." Now there's a question that you'll hear 'most ev'ry day. |
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08 Sep 10 - 07:55 PM (#2982765) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Foolish Questions From: GUEST,Visitor I recall Jon Walmsley singing a verse of this in an episode of 'The Waltons.' |
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09 Sep 10 - 07:15 AM (#2983003) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Foolish Questions From: Tug the Cox This foolish question got the answer it deserved. http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/video/video.php?v=418739863688 |
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30 Jul 18 - 07:33 PM (#3940521) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Foolish Questions From: Jim Dixon You can hear Billy Murray singing FOOLISH QUESTIONS in a 1909 recording at YouTube. He sticks pretty close to the lyrics from the 1909 sheet music (see above) but he only sings verses 1, 3, and 6. |
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30 Jul 18 - 10:33 PM (#3940533) Subject: Lyr Add: FOOLISH QUESTIONS (from Ada Reeve) From: Jim Dixon YouTube also has a 1915 recording by Ada Reeve, a British music-hall performer. Since she gets a little more creative with the lyrics, I'll post her version here. I have boldfaced the words that are different from the sheet music (see above). Note that there is one whole new verse. FOOLISH QUESTIONS 1. You've heard of foolish questions, and no doubt you've wondered why The person who will ask them can expect a sane reply. Did you ever take a girl a box of choc'lates after tea, And notice how she grabs it, and then says, "Is this for me?" Foolish question! And you answer with a smile: "No! The sweets are for your father, little girl, but you will hold 'em for a while. I wanted you to see the box because the ribbon looks so gay—that's all." "Is it for me?" As if she didn't know! There's a silly question, eh? 2. And then you all have met the man who stops you on your way And asks you where you're off to, then listens while you say: "I've just come from the funeral of my poor old school chum Fred," And then, as soon as you've told him, he'll say, "Why, is he dead?" Foolish question! And you might as well reply: "Oh, no! He always thought that first he would be buried and then afterwards he'd die. Poor Fred was so original, he wanted it that way." "Is he dead? Is he dead?" And you've just come from his—well, well, I mean, there's a silly question, eh? 3. Then early in the morning, as your wife sits 'round the place, She sees you take a shaving brush and lather up your face, Then as you give the razor a preliminary wave, She's sure to say: "Hello, dear; are you going to take a shave?" Oh, foolish question! But you don't get cross, I hope. No! You smile and say: "Huh! Am I going to shave? No, I like the taste of soap! The razor? Yes, I'm going to chop the wood with it today. 'Am I going to shave?' Get out or I'll cut your throat!" Well, there's our silly question, eh? It would serve her right if you meant it, wouldn't it? 4. You're thinking thoughts of marriage, so you find the proper girl, And you take her to the altar with your brain all in a whirl. Then the parson asks the silliest thing you've heard in all your life. He says: "Will you this woman take to be your wedded wife?" Foolish question! And you'll feel you want to say: "No, I brought her in to see the decorations and to hear the organ play. But I don't mind marrying her while I'm here, to pass the time away." "Will you? Will you?" With her family standing round you? There's a silly question, eh? |
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31 Jul 18 - 09:49 AM (#3940605) Subject: Lyr Add: FOOLISH QUESTIONS (from Johnny Cash) From: Jim Dixon I have transcribed this exactly as Cash sang it, even though his narrative gets confused due to confusion of pronouns. I have put my suggested corrections at the end. You can hear the recording on YouTube. FOOLISH QUESTIONS As recorded by Johnny Cash on "Bootleg Vol. II: From Memphis to Hollywood" (2011) Well, now, you've all been asked foolish questions and I think that you all know That you're bound to run into 'em most, most anywhere you go, And you all know the story of the man you meet on the way. You say to him: "Hey, how's tricks?" and you listen to 'im while he'll say:[1] Say, he's just been to the funeral of poor old uncle Ned,[2] And the next question he's gonna ask is: "Is Ned dead?" Foolish questions—you might as well reply: "No, Ned thought he'd have a funeral and then later on sometime he'd die. You know, he's so original that he wanted it that way." Foolish questions—you'll hear 'em ever' day. Then there's the woman that always gives your phone a ring. She'll talk two hours about anything, especially her bad kinfolks that are goin' to the ruin an' ever'thing. You set there half asleep an' brewin', stewin', And she says fin'lly: "Hey, what you doin'?" Foolish questions—you ought to tell 'er that you're gone. "And just about an hour ago, I thought I heard the phone. It couldn't 'a' been you, though, 'cause I'd been asleep; why don't you call me sometime?" Silly questions get a silly answer ever' time. Then you just got out o' the hospital after about a three-month stay, Had ever' bone in you broken, and you're tryin' to make your way. An old friend steps right up to you and he says: "Hey, how's tricks?" You been in the hospital three long months an' he says: "Hey, you been sick?" Foolish questions—he says: "Naw, I like my meals in bed.[3] Cost ain't a lot, and I'm curin' up pretty good now. Why don't you go break your leg? That traction there is fine." Foolish questions gets a silly answer ever' time. Well you step into an elevator and you open up the door. You walk right into the shaft and fall down forty floors, And when you hit the bottom, and you're layin' there in the dirt, The first person that's gonna come along's gonna say: "You hurt?" Foolish questions—your dyin' words are: "No. I was kind o' in a hurry an', well, a elevator's too slow. I find I save a lot of time comin' down that way." Foolish questions—yeah, you'll hear 'em ever' day. * * * I suggest the following changes to the lyrics: 1. He'll say to you: "Hey, how's tricks?" and he'll listen to you while you say: 2. Say, you've just been to the funeral of poor old uncle Ned, 3. Foolish questions—you say: "Naw, I like my meals in bed. |
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01 Apr 24 - 06:24 PM (#4200248) Subject: RE: Origins: Foolish Questions (W Lee/A B Sloane) From: Joe Offer Al Jaffee's snappy answers to stupid questions by Jaffee, Al; Feldstein, Albert B., ed https://archive.org/details/aljaffeessnappya00jaff |