16 Jul 00 - 12:36 PM (#258657) Subject: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: GUEST Just couldn't resist, could you? |
16 Jul 00 - 03:19 PM (#258725) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: Bagpuss Dammit! Am I the only one who couldn't resist it???? "I can resist everything except temptation" ~ Oscar Wilde Bagpuss |
16 Jul 00 - 03:50 PM (#258746) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: Toad It has nothing to do with resisting it. I seek out things that say 'don't do this'. That's how I've learned to do anything that is worthwhile. Toad |
16 Jul 00 - 03:59 PM (#258749) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: Gary T No, Bagpuss, I figure dozens of us clicked on this. We were, however, able to resist posting to it. |
16 Jul 00 - 04:05 PM (#258751) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: Bagpuss You weren't able to resist Gary, I see... Bagpuss |
16 Jul 00 - 04:14 PM (#258760) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: Dave (the ancient mariner) I just couldn't help it guys Just had to click on it.. Its human nature Yours, Aye. Dave |
16 Jul 00 - 04:19 PM (#258764) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: Catrin Neither could I, Catrin |
16 Jul 00 - 04:29 PM (#258768) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: Susan from California And I for one do not like being told what to do, as my Mom will verify :-) so I just had to! (Please don't tell my kids) Susan |
16 Jul 00 - 06:13 PM (#258825) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: Art Thieme For my recent birthday, my son sent me card ---a "scratch-'n-sniff! FART card. Sure I scratched. And it smelled lots better than some of these dumb threads lately ! Art Thieme |
16 Jul 00 - 06:21 PM (#258828) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: Charlie Baum If you scratch and sniff this message, it wil smell like a computer screen. |
16 Jul 00 - 07:01 PM (#258854) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: Gary T But . . . but . . . Bagpuss, I had to post to point out that I wasn't posting, and . . . and . . . aw, nuts! Art, I love the concept of that card. As my family has a bit of a tradition of flatulating (yeah, I just made it up, but it sounds so offical, I had to use it), I'm sure many of them would love to get one from me. Any hints on where to buy some? Charlie, you're right--it worked! |
16 Jul 00 - 10:47 PM (#258941) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: GUEST,Lox I'm sorry about this, but I've looked everywhere and I can't find any thread. Would it be alright if I ignored some string? |
16 Jul 00 - 10:57 PM (#258947) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: GUEST,Kreplach Not unless you want someone to flame you for unfeeling, crass, discrimination against cordage, you can't. "Hey, aren't you a piece of string?!" "Frayed Knot!" |
17 Jul 00 - 12:00 AM (#258973) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: Hagbardr I couldn't ignore this thread, so I'm having my cat ignore it for me. Hagbard |
17 Jul 00 - 03:19 AM (#259014) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: Melani Of course it worked! Be serious! |
17 Jul 00 - 07:20 AM (#259059) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: GUEST what thread? |
17 Jul 00 - 10:43 AM (#259168) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: Mrrzy Hey, I'm proud of myself, I ignored this thread till I saw that people had posted to it! And I mean I didn't even CLICK it, let alone post to it! Ah, resisting temptation feels ...almost as good as giving in to it! |
17 Jul 00 - 12:24 PM (#259259) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: GUEST,MoohTooh Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. Borg credo. |
17 Jul 00 - 02:22 PM (#259334) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: Jon Freeman |
17 Jul 00 - 02:25 PM (#259339) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: Catrin Ha ha Jon - Managed to spook me again! dammittt! Catrin |
17 Jul 00 - 04:48 PM (#259449) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Oh no I did it again I clicked, why? because it's there.. |
17 Jul 00 - 05:18 PM (#259472) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: SINSULL Thanks, Jon. First laugh today. SS |
17 Jul 00 - 06:57 PM (#259544) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: Liz the Squeak I wasn't going to post either, but then .... Oh bugger. Oscar Wilde probably said that too, but more in hope than anguish..... LTS |
17 Jul 00 - 07:03 PM (#259552) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: Liz the Squeak Gary T, Art, you may enjoy this site...... > http://www.gibbleguts.com/fartingdog/fartingdogs.html Mind you, I only said might. And I know, too tired to attempt a blue clicky thingy.... LTS |
17 Jul 00 - 07:06 PM (#259558) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: Sorcha Oh Jon, now I really can't resist posting!! That is the funniest thing I have seen for weeks! Thank you, dear heart! Perhaps this learning to program business has gone too far? *BG* First you shut down Hearme, then this....oh gee, my sides hurt. |
17 Jul 00 - 07:07 PM (#259559) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: TheMuse Very a"muse"ing thread, this. Jon, loved your post. Had to keep opening this thread just so I could click it again. And whoever does what they are told to do without a good reason? Not me, that's why I'm here and posting!! TheMuse |
17 Jul 00 - 07:10 PM (#259562) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: Liz the Squeak Jon, where can I get that from? You have my personal, can you let me have a copy please? Would be ROTFLMAO if I hadn't painted the said floor earlier today..... |
17 Jul 00 - 07:31 PM (#259571) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: Jon Freeman Liz, I will email you the source but for reference, if you see a bit of HTML (or JavaScript which this is) just view the source and copy the bit you are interested in. I do it all the time and have a thoery that those of us who like to dabble in programming are far more likely to lift someone elses code for thier own use than "normal people"! Jon |
18 Jul 00 - 12:33 PM (#260101) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: Mrs.Duck I don't know anything about any thread it wasn't me I didn't see anything and you can't make me say I did!!!!And I didn't click on Jon's bit either (OH damn I think I just gave the game away) |
18 Jul 00 - 12:38 PM (#260104) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: MMario all I get is a javascript error. |
19 Jul 00 - 06:55 AM (#260647) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: GUEST,andy mööer Is it ok if I just gnaw it?. |
19 Jul 00 - 07:40 AM (#260650) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: Gary T That's what I got, also, Mario. It said "JavaScript error: Type 'javascript:' into Location for details". I did that and it said something about the button (PLEASE DO NO CLICK ME) not being properly configured. There was also a bunch of stuff I didn't understand, but some of the lines were blue, and when I clicked on them it took me to the beginning of this thread. I figured that was the joke (anyway, I thought it was funny). Did I miss anything? |
19 Jul 00 - 09:52 AM (#260695) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: Jon Freeman Oh Well, that's what I get for not testing script on Netscape as well as Explorer. I can't see what is wrong but Netscape doesn't seem to like me changing the value (caption of the button. It wasn't a good choice anyway because my Netscape documentation say's that it is a read-only property with Mac's and Unix exen though it it read/write under Windows. What happens with IE is. The caption of the button changes with clicking as follows:
Please do not click me Another click pops up an error message saying "Now look what you have done" Jon |
19 Jul 00 - 10:56 AM (#260727) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: sledge I might have clicked but I didn't inhale. |
19 Jul 00 - 11:50 AM (#260768) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: Gary T I love it, Jon! Thanks for letting me know what I missed. I usually like Netscape, but I guess it has its limitations. |
19 Jul 00 - 09:51 PM (#261288) Subject: RE: IGNORE THIS THREAD: Do not click here From: death by whisky O.K If you say so. |