18 Jul 00 - 03:50 PM (#260268) Subject: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: Áine Well, for a change from the outdoor themes of the Summer 2000 round of Challenge!s, here's one that Praise sent in to keep us on our toes. It's a 'sweet and sour' story that I'm sure will delight and amaze all you lovely Challenge!rs...Go for it!! Sometimes I Feel Like Felon, Sometimes I Don't (Hurricane, Utah) - Inmate Brian McCluskey, serving a one-year jail sentence for attempted possession of methaphetamine, believed he had found heaven at the Purgatory Correctional Facility. A bag of M&Ms he earned for helping with chores at the jail was thought to be the million-dollar winner of a national contest. Deputy Julie Pugmire gave the candy to McCluskey as a reward for helping her pass out commissary items. When he opened the bag, the 27-year-old found candies that were sky blue, white, purple - colors he'd never seen before. Other inmates told him he might have won M&Ms' "Fix-Up the Mix-Up" contest, which they had seen advertised on television. Sheriff Kirk Smith told The Associated Press that he was sure that the inmate had won the contest. "We're confident he has the bag advertised as the winning bag. It was put in property then given to his wife." But Mars Inc., said that only one of the bags has a game piece that identifies the winner. The million others get a 16 ounce bag of candy. The bag was being kept in a safe-deposit box until it was authenticated. The Mars company later said that McCluskey wasn't the Grand Prize Winner after all -- only one of a million First Prize winners -- who only get a free bag of M&M's, not the million dollars McCluskey thought he'd won.
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18 Jul 00 - 03:57 PM (#260275) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: Mbo I saw this one TV last week. Brian McCluskey said it pretty much "sucked" that he didn't win, but gave out warm and sportsman-like congratulations to the family of 5 who did win the cool million. Nice guy. Now if he'd only stay away from the junk. --Mbo |
18 Jul 00 - 09:36 PM (#260484) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: Dharmabum YOUR M&M's WON'T GET YOU OUT OF PRISON ANYMORE {sung to John Prine's Flag Decal} I was an inmate doing hard time, In a place called Pergatory, When I got a bag of candy, From the prison deputy, I opened it and looked inside, And much to my surprise, I thought I was a millionare, I couldn't believe my eyes. {chorus} But your M&M's won't get you out of prison anymore, They won't get you any pardon, Won't unlock that prison door, You just stay & do your time son, Just keep mopping up that floor, Cause your M&M's won't get you out of prison anymore. I ran down to the warden, Said you gotta set me free, I've just become a rich man, I don't belong here don't you see, I ain't suited for this lifestyle, These stripes just ain't for me, I should be sipping marguritas, In the lap of luxury. {ch} The warden called the company, Where the candy had come from, I'm not the grand prize winner, Out of a million I'm just one, I'd gotten up all of my hopes, That million would be handy, But it looks like I'll be doing time, With this crappy bag of candy. {ch} So it's back down to the cellblock, With the convicts & the crooks, And don't turn your back on Bubba, When he's got those amorous looks, My parole will come along someday, And with a little bit of luck, When I pull off my next caper, I'm gonna steal me an M&M's truck. Cause your M&M's won't get you out of prison anymore, They won't get you any pardon, Won't unlock that prison door, You just stay & do your time son, Just keep mopping up that floor, Cause your M&M's won't get you out of prison anymore.
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19 Jul 00 - 03:23 AM (#260613) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: zonahobo You are truly an mm master dharmabum! One of my favorite songs too! I think these challenges offer the best of all that Mudcat has to offer. Thanks Aine for keeping them rolling! |
19 Jul 00 - 08:12 AM (#260658) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: Hyperabid Tres Vrai dharmabum! Hyp |
19 Jul 00 - 10:17 AM (#260712) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: Áine Leave it to Dharmabum to start off this Challenge! with a bang! Way to go -- and you also win a Silver B.L.O.B. for:
I'd gotten up all of my hopes, Well done, indeed! -- Áine |
19 Jul 00 - 01:23 PM (#260842) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: MMario don't ask me how my subconscious dragged this up, 'cause I don't know....but here it is...
CANDY COLOURED SHELL |
19 Jul 00 - 01:52 PM (#260865) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: Áine Oh Leo, I only hope that you have a tune for that fantastic song! You are just getting better and better at this songwriting stuff, you know -- Thank you so much for your evocative entry . . . any chance that we could hear that on the Mudcat Radio soon? Please, please, please?? -- Áine |
19 Jul 00 - 01:53 PM (#260867) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: Dharmabum So YOU are the walrus,eh MMario? I LIKE it. koo koo ka choo, Ron. |
19 Jul 00 - 02:03 PM (#260879) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: MMario there is a tune rattlin' round my head, but it's not a "standard". will see if I can pin it down and get it to cooperate. I am a whale. ask my family. Though my nephew did once give me this plaster walrus for Christmas that ('struth!) looks like me... |
19 Jul 00 - 02:24 PM (#260908) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: MMario oops - last verse should be...
I thought I had found Heaven, in my candy coated shell |
19 Jul 00 - 06:34 PM (#261106) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: Áine Dear MMario, You inspired to write a song with a moral(?) -- I hope you guys like it:
Sometimes I Feel Like A Felon, Sometimes I Don't |
19 Jul 00 - 08:47 PM (#261236) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: MMario HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *owwwwwwwwwwwww!* I LOVE it! |
19 Jul 00 - 09:33 PM (#261275) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: Áine Glad ya liked it, my darlin' MMario - ;-) -- Áine |
20 Jul 00 - 11:08 AM (#261550) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: Áine |
20 Jul 00 - 11:23 AM (#261561) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: MMario c'mon people, this one has everything, chocolate, prison, money, greed, advertising, sex (want candy prisoner?) something for everyone!!!! |
20 Jul 00 - 11:54 AM (#261578) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: Dharmabum Aine I humbly hand over my SILVER BLOB to you,exellent my dear! Ron. |
20 Jul 00 - 12:06 PM (#261585) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: Áine Dear Ron, Surrender of your precious Silver B.L.O.B. is not necessary -- how 'bout if I just hold it for a while and then give it back (hehehehehe)? -- Áine |
20 Jul 00 - 12:33 PM (#261601) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: Dharmabum You get it mon,wed,& fri. I'll take it tues,thur, & sat. Ron. |
20 Jul 00 - 12:58 PM (#261618) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: Amergin Here goes nothing:
Just One More Bag
Hello hello hello, is there anybody home
Once I knew I lived outside, using the drugs
I sat within the cell, I helped the prison guard
The Mars men they were here, they came inside the door
A tear was in my eye, as I beat upon the wall
Now I'm sitting in my cell, waiting for my prize Amergin
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20 Jul 00 - 03:23 PM (#261651) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: Áine Dear Amergin -- Is your song a 'blues' song? Boy, it sure reads like one! Wow -- that's a hung my head and cried song if I ever saw one...wiping the tears from my eyes now...sniff. Just so you won't be too depressed after writing that, here's a Silver B.L.O.B. for:
A tear was in my eye, as I beat upon the wall -- Áine |
20 Jul 00 - 04:00 PM (#261666) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: Amergin First, there's a correction to be made... The first line of the second stanza should be:"Once I lived outside" instead of "Once I knew I lived outside". Secondly, Aine, the tune is Phil Ochs' "No More Songs". Glad you liked it.:) Amergin |
20 Jul 00 - 04:57 PM (#261707) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: McGrath of Harlow Easy come and easy go, here in prison life is slow. Thought for once that I had won - still when all is said and done, it's easy come and easy go.
Candy comes in many colours,
Win a prize, you keep on winning,
Just a bag of coloured candy,
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20 Jul 00 - 05:44 PM (#261744) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: Áine Hi Kevin!! It's always great to see you put in an entry. A wonderful, thoughtful song you've done, too. And just to encourage you to come back more often (please), you are hereby awarded Two Silver B.L.O.B.s (best line o' bull) for:
Coloured dreams like candy melting, AND
Clever lawyers turn you loose, Of course, the chorus is worth another B.L.O.B.; but, well, I can't be seen to be playing favourites now, can I? ;-) -- Áine |
20 Jul 00 - 08:52 PM (#261890) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: MMario go ahead...make him the first tri-b.l.o.b. winner - he deserves it |
21 Jul 00 - 08:19 AM (#262048) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: GUEST,saravana bharathi TITLE: I WANT TO CRY. BY P. SARAVANA BHARATHI SERVAI e-mail id :s77s2000@yahoo.com {if any body likes this song and wants more please do not hesitate to bring it to my notice[e-mail me]} I WANT TO CRY I don't know why I want to cry. Is it because you Left me tonight Let us meet in another world Where you will understand my love, Day and night I hope to hold to you tight Silly my hopes, "will you understand my plight?" I don't know why I want to cry Is it because you Left me tonight Trying are my times with killing days ahead Come back my love, take out a knife Stab me to life only then will u find What oozes out is blood not but wine I want to cry I now know why It is because yet I have not parted with my life. BY P.SARAVANA BHARATHI SERVAI.
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21 Jul 00 - 10:08 AM (#262102) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: Áine Dear Saravana, That's an interesting bit of poetry. However, this isn't the right thread for it. If you'd like to write a song about the topic in the very first message of this thread, and post it here, that would be great. We're always looking for new Challenge!rs to join us. Click here for the 'Additions to the Mudcat Songbook' thread. That thread is where you could post your song. Great good luck to you, Áine
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21 Jul 00 - 07:30 PM (#262414) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: McGrath of Harlow I WANT TO CRY
I don't know why I want to cry.
I don't know why I want to cry
Trying are my times with killing days ahead
BY P.SARAVANA BHARATHI SERVAI.
(I know this is a Song Challenge thread, but all threads have drift, don't they? I put in the line breaks because it makes it easier to see how a song works. Come back and register, P.Saravana and join the Mudcat circle.)
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22 Jul 00 - 12:26 PM (#262713) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: Áine Just popping this up to the top again, just in case a couple of you Challenge!rs have a song or two to give us... -- Áine |
22 Jul 00 - 03:49 PM (#262736) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: Dharmabum I thought it might be time for a country western tearjerker. I HELD YOU NEAR MY HEART {but you melted in my hand} almost any cw tune will do. I'm tossin & I'm turnin, And I'm tryin to do my best, But the clanging sound of prison doors, Just keeps me from my rest, And that lightbulb in the hallway, Casts a shadow on the floor, I got 20 years & lost my name, Now I'm inmate 224. I've had bad luck & trouble, Since the day that I was born, My daddy ran a dirt farm, And drank liquor squeezed from corn, My Ma & Pa were cousins, Twice removed or so they say, I got hooked on methamphetimine, That's why I'm here today. {chorus} I got a bag of M&Ms, Just the other day, And inside was the grand prize, That Mars was givin way, You tell me it melts in my mouth, That's why I can't unerstand, I held my prize close to my heart, And it melted in my hand. I miss the way you'd hold me, When we'd ride around at night, Cause the pickup had no seatbelts, So you had to hold on tight, I was runnin her on retreads, The brakes were OK more or less, But when we hit that candy truck, It made a chocolate mess. We were plannin to get married, But you're dead now so we can't, And I miss you almost half as much, As the boys down at the plant, And I feel just like a peanut, In a candy coated shell, But instead of meltin in your mouth, I'm sittin in this cell. {chorus} I got a bag of M&Ms, Just the other day, And inside was the grand prize, That Mars was givin way, You tell me it melts in my mouth, That's why I can't understand, I held my prize close to my heart, And it melted in my hand. Yea I held my prize close to my heart, And....it....melted....in....my....hand.
Goodnight all you buckaroos & buckarettes. |
22 Jul 00 - 04:10 PM (#262746) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: Áine ROTFLMAO!!! That is a definite Song Challenge! and/or Cow Chip Country Classic, Dharmabum!!! The whole song deserves a Silver B.L.O.B., but here's my personal pick:
We were plannin to get married, Wunnerful, wunnerful, wunnerful!!! -- Áine |
23 Jul 00 - 11:25 AM (#263023) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: Áine Well, we've had this Challenge! up for a few days, and even though we've got a short list of winners this time, cudos, congrats and thanks to those who wrote the songs. If you have a song you'd still like to enter, remember Rule 16(c)ii(4.a)b of the Official Song Challenge! Manual -- A Challenge! Is Never Over -- So, here are the winners for Part 34, and mucho beaucoups thanks to each of you:
Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Harp Ribbon: |
23 Jul 00 - 05:49 PM (#263172) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: wysiwyg ALWAYS PLAN FOR THE FUTURE I had me a handful Of sweet little dreams But they were taken, they vanished it seems. Yes they were all swallowed up By the saints of Purgatory While outside, a Hurricane raged around. REFRAIN: And a handful of lies is all I hold now As I pour out my tale in this rag. Like spots of pure magic, Colors danced in my mind. Thought I might be a winner for they say Fortune's blind. But only the taste Of chocolate remains As I'm left, again, holding the bag. (refrain) Yes blind she may be But Dame Fortune's no fool Should have known that on me she'd not smile. Guess I'll just hunker down In my bunk here inside-- And hang on around for awhile. (refrain) Yes I'd say Purgatory's The right place for me, As I consider what Life's had me learn. Attempting possession, Whether meth or pure gold, Either way, it's not long till you're burned. (refrain) And when I am finished With my stay in this cell, When I leave and breathe sweet freedom's air. Well tell the prole board It won't be Heaven quite yet, It's in the eye of old Hurricane I'll be. (refrain) Jailor Julie I'll punish For raising my hopes-- She will lie in a chocolate grave. I will coat her remains With a thin candy shell In thanks for the kindness she gave. (refrain) Then after I've passed Through Hurricane's eye Think I'll stop off at Mars on my way. Heaven bound or to hell, I got something to say, How their contest just made my whole day. (refrain) ... How thier contest just made... my whole... day.....
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23 Jul 00 - 06:52 PM (#263202) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: Bradypus Tune is 'Any Dream Will Do', from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat.
M&M's Will Do
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24 Jul 00 - 09:43 AM (#263463) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: MMario See? Close the contest and you always get a couple of incedible late entries..... wunnerful, wunnerful! |
24 Jul 00 - 10:24 AM (#263486) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: Áine I'll just say 'ditto' to what MMario said! Praise, here's a Golden Cow Chip with Shamrock Cluster for Always Plan For The Future and a Silver B.L.O.B. for:
Attempting possession, And Bradypus, you've also got a Golden Cow Chip with Shamrock Cluster coming for M&Ms Will Do and a Silver B.L.O.B. for these lines (which hit home in a choco-junky's soul):
Chocolate's my passion, the jailer knew Well done, both of you!! -- Áine |
24 Jul 00 - 12:01 PM (#263569) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: wysiwyg *curtsey* |
01 Sep 01 - 05:23 PM (#539822) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: Jack the Sailor THe first response to this challenge was a John Prine song as was my entry for the Mermaid one. So this one is pure fate! Sam Stone John Prine
Brian McCluskey got busted, for trying to buy some methaphetamine
There's a Safe deposit box for Brian's M&M's
There's a Safe deposit box for Brian's M&M's
There's a garbage dump in Utah, Hurricane |
04 Sep 01 - 06:48 AM (#541393) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 34 From: Aidan Crossey Here's another John Prine parody! This one parodies "Christmas In Prison"
I'M GOING STRAIGHT (TO HELL) |
30 May 12 - 01:09 AM (#3357107) Subject: RE: Song Challenge! Part 34 From: GUEST,Deputy Julia Pugmire That was pretty funny... Except for the part where you said something about Sex in relation to candy. As I was the one who gave the M & M's to him, I don't appreciate that. I am always professional. It may be funny to you, but not me. I liked the rest of it though. I realize that this was years ago, but it's my professional law enforcement reputation. Oh, and as a side note... Inmate Mckluskey unfortunately died of an overdose last year. |