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Lyr Req: Your Glory Days Are Over (rugby song)

19 Aug 00 - 06:26 PM (#280891)
Subject: your glory days are over your pilot ligh
From: Netpro98

anyone have the full text of the rugby song/poem "your glory days are over, your pilot light is out. What used to be your sex appeal is now your waterspout...." Any help much appreciated.

20 Aug 00 - 09:34 AM (#281120)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: your glory days are over your pilot
From: katlaughing

Whoo! That sounds like a good one. Refreshing to see if someone can come up with these lyrics....

20 Aug 00 - 12:24 PM (#281185)
Subject: RE: Lyr FOUND IT !!!!
From: Netpro98

Found it, but had to change the lyrics to the original:

Your glory days are over.
Your pilot light is out .
What used to be your sex appeal
Is now your waterspout.

Time was, when of its own accord,
From your trousers it would spring,
But now you have a full-time job
To find the bloody thing.

It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave,
For every single morning
It would stand and watch you shave.

But as old age approaches
It now gives you the blues
To see it hang its withered head
And watch you tie your shoes.

HTML line breaks added. --JoeClone, 1-Oct-02.

20 Aug 00 - 01:11 PM (#281196)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: your glory days are over your pilot
From: catspaw49

Not much left to be said on this one.

Spaw