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Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo

22 Aug 00 - 10:24 PM (#282921)
Subject: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: GUEST,P.P. #1

Citizens of Mudcatville,

Welcome to the Mudcat Pissing Contest.

Today's event is age vs. youth as Kendall faces off against Mbo. Both contestants are full of beer, not to mention themselves, so it should be quite a show.

Gentleman, start your dicks...


22 Aug 00 - 10:44 PM (#282929)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: JenEllen

Don't make me roll up the newspaper! Take your litter-box antics elsewhere.

~Elle


22 Aug 00 - 10:47 PM (#282932)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: Bill D

Kendall & Mbo, being pretty bright folks, will likely NOT play


22 Aug 00 - 10:49 PM (#282935)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: catspaw49

Actually Bill, they've alredy played on another thread and I think a rematch here is out of the question.....as it should be.

Spaw


22 Aug 00 - 10:54 PM (#282939)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: GUEST,P.P. #1

Bill D,

If you think Kendall and Mbo are so bright, you should see the mockery they've made of the thread on Pete Seeger's banjo being returned with their pissing contest. I'm just trying to move it out of there.


22 Aug 00 - 11:03 PM (#282943)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: catspaw49

Then, dear Guest, why not just say so using your regular Mudcat name, or by PM, or by even starting this thread!!! You will find some who agree and some who disagree and some who could care less.........but why the secrecy and the gutless attack? You're obviously a regular 'Catter, so who are you and I'll be happy to debate or give you my opinion. Until then...........

Spaw


22 Aug 00 - 11:03 PM (#282945)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: Bill D

ummmm..I see what you mean.....*sigh*....(Gee, I'm SUPPOSED to be on Kendall's side...but *grin*...I never saw bear-baiting as a wholesome sport...)


22 Aug 00 - 11:09 PM (#282950)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: paddymac

Why is it that we should disallow Kendall and Mbo the pleasure of a difference in views, irrespective of age? It's an intellectual challenge that ought to be enjoyed by all. Is it because they don't share the view of P.P.#1? My vote is to let them exercise their intellects and debating skills, secure in the knowledge that they are respectful 'catters, and will remain so when the discussion has concluded.


22 Aug 00 - 11:27 PM (#282968)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: Oversoul

This is the kind of tripe I expect from a site that features a logo with a catfish leaping out of a banjo. Pissing contests are just a sideshow in this bedwetter's hall of fame! Most music and art sites being the same, I have said nothing new, I am welcoming myself back, jail was worse. Really!


23 Aug 00 - 12:18 AM (#283008)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: GUEST

Yeah, we love you too, Dave.

troll


23 Aug 00 - 12:35 AM (#283017)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: wysiwyg

There's Dave! Hi Dave!

} : ~ *)>

I think those got invented while you were, um, elsewhere. It's a big wet sloppy sisterly kiss on the cheek.

~S~


23 Aug 00 - 12:44 AM (#283022)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: GUEST

What an obnoxious thread What is Piss Poor #2 going to be?


23 Aug 00 - 03:59 AM (#283080)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler

That's the trouble with grandparents: they get the youngsters all excited then they hand them back and go home!
RtS


23 Aug 00 - 10:23 AM (#283194)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: Kim C

Oh, behave.


23 Aug 00 - 10:33 AM (#283200)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: GUEST

Jeez, I thought that little show of temper was all over! The old guy apologized and everything. You are a little late oh nameless one.


23 Aug 00 - 10:38 AM (#283206)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: kendall

Hey! 60 is not old..(if you are a tree) signed.. son of a birch


23 Aug 00 - 11:19 AM (#283237)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: Bert

Yer right Kendal, 60 is not old. At least it wasn't when I was 60.


23 Aug 00 - 11:23 AM (#283241)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: MMario

better a son of a birch then the bend o' the birch


23 Aug 00 - 11:37 AM (#283252)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: Rick Fielding

Well Kendall, even though I've never met you in person (which I hope to rectify) you strike me more as "rugged and experienced" than old. Is it worth my while trying to find out just how you were beatin' up on the kid? Nahh.

Rick


23 Aug 00 - 11:41 AM (#283256)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: Little Hawk

Whaddya mean "could care less"...? The expression is "couldn't care less". Think about it.


23 Aug 00 - 11:57 AM (#283272)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: Biskit

I could care less `bout whether or not you couldn't care less!whoops... woke up on th' wrong side of the truck.Hee he *Blush*,Hiya Praise welcome Bach...I mean back. -Biskit-


23 Aug 00 - 11:58 AM (#283273)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: Naemanson

I think the positive point some people are tryng to make is that Kendall and Mbo both add something important to this site. It is immaterial if they have their discussion here or in some other thread.

I enjoy all the give and take here though I do feel somewhat puzzled at the anger I sometimes see expressed. Still, even that is sometimes a valid response.


23 Aug 00 - 12:38 PM (#283302)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: harpgirl

...hye, people with integrity never lie about their age, do they BillD? .......hint..hint....the older the harp the sweeter the music...


23 Aug 00 - 12:44 PM (#283306)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: Mbo

And one more thing! I don't drink beer! I don't drink any alcohol! It tastes bad!


23 Aug 00 - 02:00 PM (#283358)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: paddymac

Davecoje - maybe you'ld feel better if you could contemplate the banjo in the logo as a metaphorical skillet.


23 Aug 00 - 02:37 PM (#283372)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: catspaw49

IT TASTES BAD????

What the hell kinda' reason is that not to drink? Start smoking, the booze tastes better and you can get into inhaling some fun recreational drugs.....several of them. Let's see now Meebo......you're like 20 or so, so you've got 30 years or thereabouts before you have to start paying with your body parts, so go for it!!!

Spaw (Glad you're staying off all of it Matt)


23 Aug 00 - 03:17 PM (#283379)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: kendall

Reality is an illusion, brought on by the lack of booze


23 Aug 00 - 03:29 PM (#283388)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: Bert

It tastes bad - ANY alcohol? Now that's a sweeping statement. Now some of it tastes bad, like Tequila, but some of it tastes pretty good, like Benedictine. And some of it's an acquired taste, like Gin or Rum. But to claim that it ALL tastes bad is stretching it a bit.

Bert


23 Aug 00 - 03:32 PM (#283391)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: Mbo

I thought we had agreed to accept each other's opinions?


23 Aug 00 - 03:35 PM (#283394)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: Bert

Who ME?


23 Aug 00 - 03:42 PM (#283400)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: Gary T

Accept each other's opinions? Well, sure, unless those opinions are wrong, like thinking alcohol tastes bad.

Seriously though, alcohol is an acquired taste. When I was in my early teens, my sister offered me five bucks (no small sum in the mid-60's) if I would drink a whole 12 oz. beer. Highly motivated, I tried. About 1/4 to 1/3 of the way through, I gave up in disgust because I couldn't stand the taste.

Later I did acquire the taste. More recently, my taste has evolved to where I like flavorful beers (microbrew ales, etc.) and generally can't stand mass-produced major brand American beer. Bringing us back towards the title of this thread, most of it tastes like....


23 Aug 00 - 06:12 PM (#283513)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: DougR

Bert: You don't like TEQUILA? Whassamatta you?

DougR


23 Aug 00 - 06:20 PM (#283520)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: Bert

In a Margarita it's just fine, but for a straight drink, my choice is Rum.


23 Aug 00 - 06:22 PM (#283523)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: catspaw49


23 Aug 00 - 06:39 PM (#283529)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: Midchuck

This thread is ridiculous.

No way is anyone Kendall's (or my) age going to win a pissing contest against someone Mbo's age. And every male over 50 on the 'cat knows it.

Peter.

(What? Metaphor? Whazzat?)


23 Aug 00 - 06:51 PM (#283540)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: banjobenny

I just don't get some things.....like this thread.


23 Aug 00 - 06:53 PM (#283544)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Pissing Contest: Kendal vs. Mbo
From: kendall

Mbo is right again. He clearly stated that alcohol tastes bad. OK, to him, it does taste bad. How can you argue with someones opinion? Also, thanks to Zinc and Saw Palmetto, I will enter that contest!