12 Sep 00 - 10:37 PM (#296140) Subject: Another theology question From: GUEST,Guernsey If dogs run free...Why can't we...? |
12 Sep 00 - 10:48 PM (#296144) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: catspaw49 Guess I just can't find no swooping plains or swamps of time. Bummer, huh? Just makes me wanna' fart. Spaw |
12 Sep 00 - 10:56 PM (#296150) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Lyrical Lady Because.... we are held back by our own leash! LL |
12 Sep 00 - 10:59 PM (#296154) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: MarkS Cause we dont pee the nearest tree |
12 Sep 00 - 11:00 PM (#296155) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Bud Savoie Then there was the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who lay awake all night wondering whether there really was a dog. |
12 Sep 00 - 11:06 PM (#296159) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Joe Offer I got a degree in Theology for this? -Joe Offer- |
12 Sep 00 - 11:07 PM (#296163) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: GUEST,Spaws brother Where do ya get that "we" stuff, MarkS??? |
12 Sep 00 - 11:57 PM (#296203) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: The Beanster Dogs don't run free. If they do, they get hit by cars sometimes. |
13 Sep 00 - 12:03 AM (#296208) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: catspaw49 Oh but Beanster, the best is always yet to come....if dogs run free. Spaw |
13 Sep 00 - 12:51 AM (#296238) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: The Lighthouse Folks at the nude beach near here run free. Most others aren't happy with that idea. Not sure if they let dogs there though. Irony! |
13 Sep 00 - 01:06 AM (#296243) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Lonesome EJ She said "Butterflies are free... And so are we" Snurf LEJ |
13 Sep 00 - 07:34 AM (#296323) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Quincy We're born free......just taxed to death! |
13 Sep 00 - 07:42 AM (#296325) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: catspaw49 Well.............To each his own, its all unknown, if dogs run free. Spaw |
13 Sep 00 - 07:48 AM (#296327) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Catrin I always get confused by the convention that pubs have here (UK) of having big signs up saying 'free-house'. I still have to pay for my drinks. I don't find any estate agents lurking in them either offering free property. Oh well....... |
13 Sep 00 - 08:01 AM (#296330) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: sledge I don't mind running free but I am not smelling anybody elses backside. |
13 Sep 00 - 08:08 AM (#296332) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: catspaw49 Ahhh, Sledge............Winds which rush my tale to thee, so it may flow and BE!!! Spaw |
13 Sep 00 - 08:28 AM (#296342) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: kendall As Rosie said in the African Queen, "Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we were put upon this earth to rise above." |
13 Sep 00 - 09:15 AM (#296357) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: catspaw49 Yes Kendall...............In harmony with the cosmic sea, true love needs no company...If dogs run free. Spaw |
13 Sep 00 - 11:44 AM (#296437) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Bert Well we can, but it's best to go to a street where nobody knows us. |
13 Sep 00 - 11:51 AM (#296441) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: GUEST When you think you're free, remember you're just who they want you to be. -- Jehn Wood |
13 Sep 00 - 12:32 PM (#296473) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Mbo GUEST, that sounds remarkably like an Oasis lyric!
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13 Sep 00 - 12:39 PM (#296478) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: catspaw49 But Meebo, If dogs run free, then what must be, must be, and that is all. Spaw |
13 Sep 00 - 12:42 PM (#296481) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Mbo I'm free to be whatever I Whatever I choose, and I'll sing the blues if I want! I'm free to say whatever I Whatever I want, if it's wrong or right, it's all right I'm free to be wherever I Wherever I want, and I can shoot the breeze if I want.
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13 Sep 00 - 12:48 PM (#296485) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: catspaw49 Ya' know, having a joke runs out on the fun spectrum after awhile when nobody gets it. Spaw |
13 Sep 00 - 01:18 PM (#296509) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Midchuck I am either: 1) Too smart for this thread; 2) Too stoopid for this thread; 3) Not doing enough drugs for this thread; 4) (1) + (3); 5 (2) + (3). How do I figure out which? Peter. |
13 Sep 00 - 01:18 PM (#296510) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Jeri Dogs are free, Unlike you and me, They don't manage time Or make things rhyme Of butts, they like a faceful We like to write things disgraceful Which do you think is worse? Smelling bottoms or writing bad verse? Or does it really matter? The former is much like the latter. Their taste, no one defends And both come to bad ends. |
13 Sep 00 - 01:21 PM (#296511) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: mousethief I've been to the tundra and the mountain too I've been in Paris doin' what the Frenchmen do I've been in Boston where the buildings grow so tall Everywhere I go, the blues got the world by the balls -Bruce Cockburn I'd hate to go to a nude beach where there were dogs about, you know what I mean? They can get awfully personal with their noses even when you're fully dressed. |
13 Sep 00 - 01:22 PM (#296513) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Bill D Ogden Nash meets James Whitcomb Riley....with predictable results |
13 Sep 00 - 02:12 PM (#296543) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: GUEST,Kim You're right, sledge. I don't want to be free if I have to say "Hello" the way the dogs do. That's just a bit TOO personal. Kim |
13 Sep 00 - 02:25 PM (#296551) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Lonesome EJ Many people are not aware of it,but Ogden Nash was quite a rambler in his younger days. |
13 Sep 00 - 04:07 PM (#296611) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Lyrical Lady If my dog runs free, the sheep will flee, And then the old farmer, might shoot ME! LL |
13 Sep 00 - 04:36 PM (#296628) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: MMario LeJ - that was a terrible pun! |
13 Sep 00 - 04:52 PM (#296634) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Jeri MMario, I thought LEJ's stunk, but mine was pretty bad, too. Either nobody got it, or you're all afraid of encouraging me. |
13 Sep 00 - 05:01 PM (#296642) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Lonesome EJ Jeri,compared to my pun,yours was quite savory. |
13 Sep 00 - 05:02 PM (#296645) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: catspaw49 Maybe its both Jeri.......Lots of that going on in this thread. The original post is from "If Dogs Run Free" an eminently forgettable Dylan song, but I managed to answer with a portion of the lyrics in all my posts. I don't think anybody got that either......Or else they too realize that the song is so awful they were hoping I'd stop. Spaw |
13 Sep 00 - 05:08 PM (#296648) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Jeri Must be pretty forgettable - I can't remember ever hearing it. LEJ, guess I'll just have to work harder... |
13 Sep 00 - 06:01 PM (#296694) Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Liz the Squeak Yup, not doing enough drugs.... better go take my medication now... LTS |