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Another theology question

12 Sep 00 - 10:37 PM (#296140)
Subject: Another theology question
From: GUEST,Guernsey

If dogs run free...Why can't we...?


12 Sep 00 - 10:48 PM (#296144)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: catspaw49

Guess I just can't find no swooping plains or swamps of time. Bummer, huh? Just makes me wanna' fart.

Spaw


12 Sep 00 - 10:56 PM (#296150)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: Lyrical Lady

Because.... we are held back by our own leash! LL


12 Sep 00 - 10:59 PM (#296154)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: MarkS

Cause we dont pee the nearest tree


12 Sep 00 - 11:00 PM (#296155)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: Bud Savoie

Then there was the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who lay awake all night wondering whether there really was a dog.


12 Sep 00 - 11:06 PM (#296159)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: Joe Offer

I got a degree in Theology for this?
-Joe Offer-


12 Sep 00 - 11:07 PM (#296163)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: GUEST,Spaws brother

Where do ya get that "we" stuff, MarkS???


12 Sep 00 - 11:57 PM (#296203)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: The Beanster

Dogs don't run free. If they do, they get hit by cars sometimes.


13 Sep 00 - 12:03 AM (#296208)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: catspaw49

Oh but Beanster, the best is always yet to come....if dogs run free.

Spaw


13 Sep 00 - 12:51 AM (#296238)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: The Lighthouse

Folks at the nude beach near here run free. Most others aren't happy with that idea. Not sure if they let dogs there though. Irony!


13 Sep 00 - 01:06 AM (#296243)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: Lonesome EJ

She said "Butterflies are free...
And so are we"

Snurf

LEJ


13 Sep 00 - 07:34 AM (#296323)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: Quincy

We're born free......just taxed to death!


13 Sep 00 - 07:42 AM (#296325)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: catspaw49

Well.............To each his own, its all unknown, if dogs run free.

Spaw


13 Sep 00 - 07:48 AM (#296327)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: Catrin

I always get confused by the convention that pubs have here (UK) of having big signs up saying 'free-house'. I still have to pay for my drinks. I don't find any estate agents lurking in them either offering free property.

Oh well.......


13 Sep 00 - 08:01 AM (#296330)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: sledge

I don't mind running free but I am not smelling anybody elses backside.


13 Sep 00 - 08:08 AM (#296332)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: catspaw49

Ahhh, Sledge............Winds which rush my tale to thee, so it may flow and BE!!!

Spaw


13 Sep 00 - 08:28 AM (#296342)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: kendall

As Rosie said in the African Queen, "Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we were put upon this earth to rise above."


13 Sep 00 - 09:15 AM (#296357)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: catspaw49

Yes Kendall...............In harmony with the cosmic sea, true love needs no company...If dogs run free.

Spaw


13 Sep 00 - 11:44 AM (#296437)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: Bert

Well we can, but it's best to go to a street where nobody knows us.


13 Sep 00 - 11:51 AM (#296441)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: GUEST

When you think you're free, remember you're just who they want you to be. -- Jehn Wood


13 Sep 00 - 12:32 PM (#296473)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: Mbo

GUEST, that sounds remarkably like an Oasis lyric!


And it won't be long
Cause we are right and they are wrong
I gotta get out of the world somehow
I gotta be free
I gotta be free now.


13 Sep 00 - 12:39 PM (#296478)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: catspaw49

But Meebo, If dogs run free, then what must be, must be, and that is all.

Spaw


13 Sep 00 - 12:42 PM (#296481)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: Mbo

I'm free to be whatever I
Whatever I choose, and I'll sing the blues if I want!
I'm free to say whatever I
Whatever I want, if it's wrong or right, it's all right
I'm free to be wherever I
Wherever I want, and I can shoot the breeze if I want.


13 Sep 00 - 12:48 PM (#296485)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: catspaw49

Ya' know, having a joke runs out on the fun spectrum after awhile when nobody gets it.

Spaw


13 Sep 00 - 01:18 PM (#296509)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: Midchuck

I am either:

1) Too smart for this thread;

2) Too stoopid for this thread;

3) Not doing enough drugs for this thread;

4) (1) + (3);

5 (2) + (3).

How do I figure out which?

Peter.


13 Sep 00 - 01:18 PM (#296510)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: Jeri

Dogs are free,
Unlike you and me,
They don't manage time
Or make things rhyme
Of butts, they like a faceful
We like to write things disgraceful
Which do you think is worse?
Smelling bottoms or writing bad verse?
Or does it really matter?
The former is much like the latter.
Their taste, no one defends
And both come to bad ends.


13 Sep 00 - 01:21 PM (#296511)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: mousethief

I've been to the tundra and the mountain too
I've been in Paris doin' what the Frenchmen do
I've been in Boston where the buildings grow so tall
Everywhere I go, the blues got the world by the balls
-Bruce Cockburn

I'd hate to go to a nude beach where there were dogs about, you know what I mean? They can get awfully personal with their noses even when you're fully dressed.

O..O
=o=
click me


13 Sep 00 - 01:22 PM (#296513)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: Bill D

Ogden Nash meets James Whitcomb Riley....with predictable results


13 Sep 00 - 02:12 PM (#296543)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: GUEST,Kim

You're right, sledge. I don't want to be free if I have to say "Hello" the way the dogs do. That's just a bit TOO personal.

Kim


13 Sep 00 - 02:25 PM (#296551)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: Lonesome EJ

Many people are not aware of it,but Ogden Nash was quite a rambler in his younger days.


13 Sep 00 - 04:07 PM (#296611)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: Lyrical Lady

If my dog runs free, the sheep will flee, And then the old farmer, might shoot ME! LL


13 Sep 00 - 04:36 PM (#296628)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: MMario

LeJ - that was a terrible pun!


13 Sep 00 - 04:52 PM (#296634)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: Jeri

MMario, I thought LEJ's stunk, but mine was pretty bad, too. Either nobody got it, or you're all afraid of encouraging me.


13 Sep 00 - 05:01 PM (#296642)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: Lonesome EJ

Jeri,compared to my pun,yours was quite savory.


13 Sep 00 - 05:02 PM (#296645)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: catspaw49

Maybe its both Jeri.......Lots of that going on in this thread. The original post is from "If Dogs Run Free" an eminently forgettable Dylan song, but I managed to answer with a portion of the lyrics in all my posts. I don't think anybody got that either......Or else they too realize that the song is so awful they were hoping I'd stop.

Spaw


13 Sep 00 - 05:08 PM (#296648)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: Jeri

Must be pretty forgettable - I can't remember ever hearing it.
LEJ, guess I'll just have to work harder...


13 Sep 00 - 06:01 PM (#296694)
Subject: RE: Another theology question
From: Liz the Squeak

Yup, not doing enough drugs.... better go take my medication now...

LTS