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BS: non-theological questions

14 Sep 00 - 10:25 PM (#297710)
Subject: non-theological questions
From: GUEST

Does Mississippi John hurt? Is Memphis slim? Who made B.B. king? Is Slim picken'?


14 Sep 00 - 10:39 PM (#297722)
Subject: RE: BS: non-theological questions
From: Art Thieme

In a Southern state, a long time ago, I went into an outhouse where a nail was sticking out of the seat. I sat down-----hard----and yes, that Mississippi john hurt !!!

Memphis, on the other hand, is not slim. It should go on a diet.

B.B. King is not a king either. He just had a thing for red guitars named Lucille and Red Rider Air rifles that used to be sold in comic books. Thus, his Nam-de-ploooom---B.B.

"Slim Pickins", you say? The best thing he ever did was "Dr. Strangelove" !

Art Thieme

Art Thieme