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19 Aug 97 - 04:47 PM (#10780) Subject: Mervin Stutter From: blarson@luminet.net I am looking for lyrics to a song performed on NPR by a musician / comedian named (I believe) Mervin Stutter. He was at a folk festival in Edinburgh, Scotland. It was a very funny song about growing old and the break was: "And I think about sex all the time..." Any help would be appreciated. Thanks! |
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07 Aug 11 - 11:48 AM (#3203282) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: song by Mervin Stutter? / Mervyn Stutter From: Jim Dixon I think this must be the guy you want: Mervyn Stutter. I can't identify the song you want, though. Here are the track lists from his two albums: From "Another Helping of Mervyn Stutter" (2010)— 1. Ice Breaker 2. I'm Getting Nowhere Fast 3. LiDLs 4. Bovine Flatulence 5. Phew - Wot a Scorcher! 6. We're in the Duckhouse Now 7. We're Going Blonde 8. The People's Party for the Bleedin' Obvious 9. We Want Our Lesbians Back 10. The Lovely Veronica Crompton 11. The Doo-wop Boob-op Song 12. Me Pfizer Riser 13. Smash to Destruction 14. OAPC 15. Sprout 16. Creature Comforts From "Songs for Menopausal Flower Children" 1. Wo! OAP's! (unplugged) 2. The Menopausal Soldier 3. Cowboy Plastic Surgeons 4. Love 40 New Balls Please 5. What's a Modern Man to Do? 6. Men Like Sheds 7. Why Do Men and Women Bother/End of Song 8. Rock and Roll Heckler 9. Phone Queue 10. Radio Luxembourg 11. Baby Boomers 12. Balding Gits 13. On the Beach 14. I Wanna Jacuzzi 15. Can't Wait to Be an OAP 16. Wo! OAP's! (plugged) [Note that I have revived an old thread here.] |
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07 Aug 11 - 11:55 AM (#3203288) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: song by Mervin Stutter? / Mervyn Stutter From: GUEST,999 He does a song entitled "I think about Sex all the Time". |
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14 Sep 12 - 08:14 AM (#3404469) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Think about Sex All the Time (M Stutter From: GUEST,LYRIC ADD and title change ............... I wrote to Mervyn and he was kind enough to send the lyrics for the song he wrote which is called 'The Menopausal Soldier'. The CD from which the song comes is entitled "Songs for Menopausal Flower Children" and it is available from http://www.mervynstutter.com/site/Home.html He is a very nice man and excellent songwriter. THE MENOPAUSAL SOLDIER Now I got jowls and irritable bowels I'm a martyr in the mornings to phlegm My hair is receding – my gums are bleeding I think I'll grow my ponytail again Every time I cough – another bit drops off I'm halfway through my life and in my prime I got sweats – I got dreams I got nasal sprays and creams And I think about sex all the time I got lines – I got bags Yeah my whole body sags The Laws of Gravity are so unkind I forget I've boiled the kettle I play too much heavy metal And I think about sex all the time I need help in the bath – my kids laugh And I can't programme the DVD Machine Can't read the labels on CDs - I'm allergic now to cheese And my wife puts a white crease in my jeans So while I feed the dogs – she goes out and jogs She's saving herself she says for Jeremy Vine She does Yoga and Tai Chi and Aromatherapy And I think about sex all the time Well my friends all play Squash They buy power tools by Bosch Wear underpants designed by Calvin Klein I drink Scotch – I don't eat I watch my eyebrows start to meet And I think about sex all the time I look at young mums in their jeans I read Women's Magazines And I think about sex all the time Copyright: Mervyn Stutter |
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14 Sep 12 - 08:21 AM (#3404475) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Think about Sex All the Time (M Stutter From: GUEST,999 Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Think about Sex All the Time (M Stutter From: GUEST,LYRIC ADD and title change ............... Date: 14 Sep 12 - 08:14 AM That post was me. |