06 Oct 00 - 01:18 PM (#313588) Subject: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Áine Alrightey then, Challenge!rs -- Are you ready to combat the whims and wiles of Mother Nature? Has your dog/cat been looking askance at you lately? Has your budgie become suddenly sullen? Here's a Challenge! for you then -- You have a choice to (1) pick one of the stories for an entry song, OR (2) go for the big doggie biscuit and incorporate all the stories into your entry song. These are all true stories, so if you hear the pitter patter of claws or paws behind you some night, you might just wonder What The Heck Is Going On Here? Chicken-Duck "Troops" Battle Locusts (Xinjiang, China) - Twice a day, over 700,000 trained chickens and ducks chow down on locusts at the foot of Tianshan Mountain in the Xinjiang Uygur Autonomous Region, northwest China. By nightfall, the chicken-duck troops can devour nearly 100 million locusts, making a welcome dent in one of the region's worst locust plagues in years. Locusts have affected 2.6 million hectares of farmland in the northwest China region. To fight back, the region has brought in some 100,000 ducks to join the locust-killing bio-troops made up of chickens, migrating starlings and microspores. The bio-troops have helped kill locusts on over 270,000 hectares of land and the region has decided to double its number of ducks and chickens for its fight against the locusts next year. Ma Yonggang, a herdsman on the northern side of Tianshan Mountain, is breeding 5,000 locust-killing brown ducks. Battles On the Sanglochon Line (Var, France) - Marauding bands of "sanglochons" -- a cross between a wild boar (sanglier) and domestic pig (cochon) -- have been wreaking havoc throughout the Alpes-Maritime region Var, a picturesque county in south-east France. Marcel Laugier, a local wildlife officer, said: "They're everywhere. It's like a plague. They come into inhabited areas and root through bins and dig up lawns and drink out of swimming pools. They're extremely greedy. I get a constant stream of calls from people complaining about them." Sanglochons were first bred in Belgium and north-west France at the end of the last century. The breed gradually died out, but was resurrected in the 1980s when farmers again began rearing them. The experiment didn't prove successful, however, and, unable to find a market for their pigs, many farmers simply released them into the wild. Their fast breeding rate has meant that over the last 20 years their numbers have increased by 600 percent, and it is now estimated there are over 10,000 of them roaming the Var alone. "There's no doubt that if they get into the wild they can be a real problem," says Michel Van der Oost, a sanglochon breeder from Neufchateau in Belgium. "They can be very naughty and willful, and aggressive too sometimes. Mind you, they make wonderful sausages." (From McGrath of Harlow) Don't Monkey With Us, Monsieur! (Paris, France) - With pitbulls, dobermans and rottweilers under fire from the French authorities, youth gangs in the depressed city suburbs have discovered an alternative way to intimidate their rivals - with attack monkeys. "They're ultra-fashionable," said Didier Lecourbe, a police officer from the depressed Paris suburb of Aubervilliers. "There are dozens of them. Kids take them out on leads, and even carry baby monkeys around in nappies. But these animals can be very dangerous indeed." Imported illegally through Spain from Gibraltar, Morocco or Algeria, the Barbary apes are known for their powerful limbs, sharp teeth and short tempers. Veterinary experts say they can be turned into frightening and effective weapons. "Removed from their natural habitat, they can become highly aggressive," says Marie-Claude Bomsel of the natural history museum, "They bite, and their favoured method of attack is to hurl themselves at people's heads." Police believe as many as 500 Barbary apes may have been smuggled into France in the past two years. "Now the authorities have cracked down on pitbulls and the rest, apes look like becoming the new weapon of choice," said Mr Lecourbe. "We've heard of monkey-fights being run in tower block basements." Monkeys See, Monkeys Threw (Jarratt, Virginia) Three monkeys hurled bananas and crab apples at cars on Interstate 95, then fled into the woods, police said. Police believe the monkeys escaped while being taken to the state fair in Richmond or a circus in North Carolina. State Trooper Mike Scott was flagged down Sunday by a driver who had pulled over near Jarratt. "When I walked up to the car, it looked like a banana had been smeared on the side," Scott said. The woman told him a monkey had thrown the fruit about a mile back. "I started laughing," Scott said. But he drove to the scene of the attack and found a van and a station wagon on the side of the highway. "A man said, 'I know this sounds crazy, but a monkey threw an apple at our car,"' Scott said. Just then, something hit the van. "Lo and behold there were three brown monkeys in an oak tree throwing crab apples," Scott said. The primates jumped down, ran across the highway and escaped into more trees. Go For It, Challenge!rs!! |
06 Oct 00 - 01:46 PM (#313613) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: mousethief Dr. Doolittle's Answering Macine Message by Alex "Mousethief" Riggle
Thank you for calling Dr. Doolittle
First he's off to Xinjiang, China
They want him to train their birdies
Then he's flying out to Paris
They French hope he will stop them
Then he's off by train to the Alps
Of course the French are used to that
Then the doctor flies back to the states
They're hoping the doctor can make 'em stop
So we're sorry the doctor can't take your call ©2000 Alex E. Riggle. All Rights Reserved. |
06 Oct 00 - 01:59 PM (#313619) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: mousethief How embarassing. Answering MacHine Message.
Alex |
06 Oct 00 - 02:45 PM (#313662) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Micca WELL I'LL BE A SON OF A PITCH Way down in far Virginia Along I ninety five There's monkeys chucking fruit about That threatens limb and life Now Trooper Scott was on patrol When summoned to the scene His first thought was "what a**hole Is making fun of me"? When he got there a woman Said a banana has been thrown Its gone all over my engine Thrown by a monkey, brown He still found this amusing In fact it was a hoot Until the band of monkeys pelted him with fruit and one of the apples was spot on and caught him in the rear the next one curved and fluttered and caught him in the ear He summoned up reinforcements Of men with guns and nets And doctors with jabs for tetanus And JenEllen and her vets Now the apes have been recaptured But one has a new job today He's to pitch in professional baseball And the Cardinals have a Primate to play |
06 Oct 00 - 03:03 PM (#313675) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: McGrath of Harlow Here's a brief one I did earlier, as they say on a gun law thread some time back, but it seems apposite,
The "right to bear arms" is a right I disdain, the "right to arm bears" is the right I proclaim, and the "right to arm possums" out there in the timber and give those brave hunters a time to remember.
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06 Oct 00 - 05:02 PM (#313749) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Dharmabum THE MONKEY MAFIA (Sung to Riders on the storm by the Doors)
We're the monkey mafia, line breaks fixed by mud elf |
06 Oct 00 - 05:54 PM (#313777) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Áine Wow! I didn't think you guys would be this fast off the porch ;-) Well done, everyone. Here are the first Silver B.L.O.B.s: To mousethief for:
Then he's flying out to Paris To Micca for:
Now the apes have been recaptured To Dharmabum for:
We're just apes that are no good, And, of course, to McGrath of Harlow for:
The "right to bear arms" is a right I disdain, Ah, this is getting off to a grand start! -- Áine |
06 Oct 00 - 09:39 PM (#313869) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Tinker Dharmabum, I am laughing out loud sooo ominous and dark. Just like the weather here tonite. I love it. Tinker |
06 Oct 00 - 10:48 PM (#313886) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Dharmabum Thanks Tinker, Be careful there tonite, don't go out in the mist. Ron. |
07 Oct 00 - 01:20 PM (#314159) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Amos This is too rich!! I don't have time to compose a full blown song (even in five minutes) but the titles are welling up like monkey-thrown crabapples: Bring in the Ducks...There Ought to Be Ducks Today Is the Day The Sanglochons Come to your Picnic I Got An Ole Brown Ape The Monkey Came Back The Revenge of The Animal Fair ...and something to the tune of Green Alligators. A |
07 Oct 00 - 06:21 PM (#314326) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Dharmabum I tried to incorporate all of the animal related challanges past & present into this one. Hope I didn't miss any.
OH,OH,WOE IS ME line breaks edited by mud elf |
07 Oct 00 - 06:25 PM (#314333) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Liz the Squeak I surrender - I had something worked out on the lines of the Monkees theme, but I just quit right now!! LTS |
07 Oct 00 - 06:40 PM (#314347) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Dharmabum Monkees theme,Gee wish I'd thought of that! C'mon Liz I'd love to hear it! |
09 Oct 00 - 05:46 AM (#314532) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Áine C'mon on Liz!!! The Song Challenge! is supposed to encourage you to write, not the other way around. I'd love to hear your Monkee's Theme entry!!! Please??? And Dharmabum - I just couldn't decide (again) which verse to award a Silver B.L.O.B., so dang it, the whole song gets it! Well done, sir. OK now Challenge!rs -- Shorty and Loki gave you all a day off from the Challenge! this weekend, so you should all be rested, and all those creative juices should be ripe for running with the topic and straight into a great song . . . C'mon y'all, Go For It!!! -- Áine
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09 Oct 00 - 10:24 AM (#314646) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Kim C My brain ain't on all 8 yet - so here's an idea for someone else. Shock the Monkey? |
09 Oct 00 - 01:18 PM (#314783) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: GUEST,Bardford Wonderful.Wonderful. Maybe there is a spin-off opportunity for Marlin Perkin's "Wild Kingdom" show here... Anyhoo, here's my contribution, composed while listening to sea shanties and eating animal crackers. I'm a man of the world, well travelled am I There is no place that I've not wandered But now I'll ne'er leave home, no never no more I'll not leave, not for love, gold nor plunder Join me now lads and stand me a glass And my stories of woe to you I will pass These are tales tall but these tales are true Just as sure as I sit here drinking with you As I lay with a comely lass in a mountain meadow in France A stampede of wild boars scared her back into her pants Quickly back into her pants I'll never hike those meadows again, lads, for it is no place for courting The coitis there is interrupted by the rooting and the snorting The pigs in France they do hinder romance, it isn't very sporting A fair mamselle in Paris I did meet, sweet and long did we embrace Her husband did discover us and tossed a monkey in my face A scurvey scratchy monkey in my face I'll ne'er go back to France again, my friends, for the customs there are strange Six months in the hospital, my handsome face to rearrange Six months in the hospital, my handsome face to rearrange I met a girl in China she was bright and sweet Her job it was to train the birds the locusts for to eat the plague of locusts for to eat I'll ne'er go back to China, boys, as I found it strange to see For the chickens and ducks in China they go to university The chickens and ducks in China are trained in university A lovely Virginia girl and I were parked along the interstate A gang of monkeys pelted the car just as things were going great But our love will have to wait And I'll never return to Virginia, boys, for it's surely not amusing The monkeys in Virginia there my lust they were defusing With apples and bananas they throw to interrupt seducing Peace, Bardford |
09 Oct 00 - 03:00 PM (#314836) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Dharmabum GOOD ONE BARD!!!!!! |
09 Oct 00 - 03:12 PM (#314849) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: GUEST,Bardford Thanks Dharmabum. I missed the thread referencing the fox at the gas station, but with one simple line, I must say that you've left an indelible image. |
09 Oct 00 - 03:49 PM (#314878) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Amos Bardford, th'art well named! Nicely turned, mate! A |
10 Oct 00 - 08:41 AM (#315389) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Áine Twas BRILLy when the BARDFORD wrote... -- 'Well done' just doesn't cover it, Bardford - that was a wunnerful, wunnerful song!! So, here's two kisses on both cheeks (shut up, Dharmabum!) and a Silver B.L.O.B. for:
As I lay with a comely lass in a mountain meadow in France -- Áine |
10 Oct 00 - 05:40 PM (#315743) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Dharmabum WHO.......ME? he he he . |
10 Oct 00 - 07:19 PM (#315831) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Bradypus Well done to all the above challengers - a good set of songs. We seem to have a soft spot for animals, but as this is the Mudcat, I suppose that's understandable.
This wants a French cafe-style accordion accompaniment - something like 'Those Canaan Days' from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat' (Sorry, couldn't resist the twisted interpretation of the challenge) Bradypus
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10 Oct 00 - 07:32 PM (#315840) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Dharmabum How does one say HOOOOORRRRRAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!! in french?
Ron. |
10 Oct 00 - 08:11 PM (#315863) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Amos FORRRRRRRMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDABLLLLLE!!! Mon cher Bradypus, t'est un auteur vachement enorme!!! |
10 Oct 00 - 08:32 PM (#315877) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Áine Ah, mon cher Bradypus, voulez vous a cou -- Oops, Dear Hubby just walked up -- Merde! ;-) Well, I feel like I just ate a very satisfactory meal, Mr. B. (shut up, Dharmabum - and you too, Amos!) Ah, 'tis a thing of beauty (and taste) that you have graced us with...and here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for:
Each course as it came was outstanding My compliments to the, uh, chef!! ;-) -- Áine |
10 Oct 00 - 09:12 PM (#315889) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: GUEST,Bardford Bradypus - Je suis rolling on the floor avec un stitch in my side. A wit like an epee.Incroyable!Tu est Le Premiere Etoile dans le challenge quarante-deux, version des animaux. Bardford |
10 Oct 00 - 09:24 PM (#315896) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: GUEST,Bardford Here is a partial translation of my comments above done at babelfish:Click here I am rolling one tea floor with a stitch in my side. Incredible! You are The First Starry in the contest forty - two, version of animals. |
10 Oct 00 - 10:46 PM (#315977) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Amos I believe, Bradypus, that the Gaelic Goddess was about to invie you upstairs for a haircut. Vouleez-vous couper les cheveux? :>) Mais, ouiiiiiiiiiii!!! A |
11 Oct 00 - 10:02 AM (#316209) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: MMario wonderful! |
11 Oct 00 - 04:16 PM (#316485) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Áine Uh, yeah, sure, Amos - that's what I meant alright . . . ;-) (hee, hee, hee). -- Áine |
11 Oct 00 - 04:35 PM (#316503) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Dharmabum I met a gypsy girl named Aine In a fortune tellin place I met a gypsy girl named Aine In a fortune tellin place You know she read my mind And slapped me cross my face. DIRTYLITTLEDHARMABUM |
11 Oct 00 - 06:47 PM (#316620) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Scotsbard The Food Chain Gang
"Well look at all that fodder!" said the locust to his kin,
They're low on the food chain ... yeah ...
"Well look at all those hoppers!" said the ducklings to their dam.
They're low on the food chain ... yeah ...
"Well look at those fowl sloppings!" said the porker to his sow,
They're low on the food chain ... yeah ...
Just part of the food ... chain .. gang.
Just part of the food ... chain .. gang. Sing the verses with sort of a lazy talking interrupted blues, the kind where the instruments just sort of emphasize the turn of each line (although I can't think of an example right now, darnit) and then swing over to a jazzy chick vocal trio thing with a walking bass for the chorus(es). (And all of my ideas on how to fit the monkeys into this were waaaay to silly ... McMaybe McMore McLater) ~S~ |
11 Oct 00 - 07:57 PM (#316677) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Dharmabum SAUSAGE ON THE HOOF. I LOVE IT!!!!!! DB |
12 Oct 00 - 08:33 AM (#317094) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Áine Dear Scotsbard - McWunnerful! ;-) I do believe this is your very first Challenge! entry, is it not? Congrats and cudos for joining the 'gang'. And here's your first (of many, I hope) Silver B.L.O.B.s for:
They're low on the food chain ... yeah ... I know it's a bit unusual for me to choose a chorus for a Silver B.L.O.B.; but, I felt this one summed up the whole 'essence' of the song. -- Áine (And Dharmabum, you do know that I'd give you two kisses on each cheek right after I'd slapped you silly, don't you? hee, hee, hee)
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12 Oct 00 - 09:36 AM (#317141) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: MMario that's eight kisses for dharmabum? Scotsbard, I loved it! |
12 Oct 00 - 10:18 AM (#317173) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Dharmabum You can slap me silly anytime Aine(of course, I'm not that far from silly already). DB. |
12 Oct 00 - 11:42 AM (#317263) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Scotsbard Thank you, Áine. I've been tempted to enter some of the other challenges, but this one tickled my funny bone too much to watch from the sidelines. I do have a question ... What is a Silver B.L.O.B. ? ~S~ |
12 Oct 00 - 12:34 PM (#317323) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Áine Dear Scotsbard, A Silver B.L.O.B. is a Silver Best Line O' Bull award that is given during a Challenge! to the best bits of verse. To clarify the 'bull' reference, check out the Song Challenge! Winners page and the names of the 'real' awards ;-) And please note that no Challenge! is ever 'officially' over, so check out the Song Challenge!s From The Past page and see if anything else 'tickles your fancy'! -- Áine |
12 Oct 00 - 02:46 PM (#317401) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: GUEST,Bardford Dear Song Challengers, My name is Bardford and I'm a Challaholic. I woke up in the middle of the night with this cavorting in my head (Fans of T-Rex-the band, not the dinosaur- might recognize Bang a Gong): Sanglachon On my lawn Sanglochon Then this, for which I apologize publicly to Eric Bogle whose lovely and lyrical song is the basis for this tasteless attempt. The song, of course is Willie McBride, or Green Fields of France, although my version is entitled: Spleen Things on his Pants Well how do you do, I see by your side Some creature has rendered a gash in your hide From the angle of entry it looks like the horn Of a pig or a boar your belly has torn. And I smell by your campfire you've something to roast Did you cause the mad pig to give up the ghost? I hope your wound heals quickly and that it heals clean There is nothing so horrid as bacillus porcine. CHORUS: D'you cook sanglochon slowly, in pieces or wholly Do you marinade first, in beer or in wine? Did you learn to cook here in the forest Would you copy the recipe for us? Verse 2: The sun shines no more on the pigs here in France. They've sniffed their last truffle, they've danced their last dance No sanglachons wild the land will allow No rampaging swine, no boars or sows now. Because of one man who dare take a stand Against the wild scourge marauding the land Dispatching the herd with a single hand The whole crossbred lot spitted & panned. CHORUS Verse 2: Well, I can't help but wonder now, though I have tried, Is how can you eat with the hole in your side One would think that with the size of your wound Any foodstuffs partaken would end up on the ground. Perhaps your cooking was all done in vain For eating the food must cause you some pain I hope you don't collapse under the strain And recommend you acquire some novacaine. CHORUS Verse 3: And ere I go off to leave you behind Would you mind sharing a taste of the lovely pork rind? Although with wild meat I'm not overly keen The brisket is actually quite tender and lean You've rather the touch when cooking wild game It can be very tricky over an open flame I daresay your skill would bring fortune and fame If you don't take up cuisine it would be a shame. CHORUS Sorry. Written 12 Oct 2000 by the author. |
12 Oct 00 - 02:53 PM (#317405) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: MMario Bardford, whyfor the "sorry" at the end of your post? Gaddknows I wish *I* had been able to come up with something for this challenge.
I especially like |
12 Oct 00 - 03:46 PM (#317440) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Scotsbard *LOL* Bradford, this borders on the sanglarigious! ~S~ |
12 Oct 00 - 04:59 PM (#317489) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Bradypus Good one, Bardford - well thought out, and well executed. Bradypus |
12 Oct 00 - 05:08 PM (#317495) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: mousethief Nicely done, Bard! Pity about your counting though. :-)
Alex |
12 Oct 00 - 05:14 PM (#317502) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Naemanson Wow! Some great additions to the Challenge! here. I love 'em all. Glad I don't have to udge them. Great work, gang. |
12 Oct 00 - 05:21 PM (#317505) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: mousethief I hate udging too. It's ust so ard!
watching my fingers VERY carefully, |
12 Oct 00 - 05:46 PM (#317524) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Bradypus This to the tune of 'Sam the Skull' as featured on This thread
Kung Foo Quack Bradypus |
12 Oct 00 - 05:49 PM (#317528) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Áine So, I guess that makes me the Upreme Udge then, doesn't it? ;-) And as such, I hereby award Bardford TWO Silver B.L.O.B.s for:
And I smell by your campfire you've something to roast AND
The sun shines no more on the pigs here in France. My, my, my!! I just can't get over the talent at this barbeque stand! I just wish I could wrap my head around English at the moment long enough to write something -- I've been working on a short story and a new song in Irish and I'm feeling a bit befuddled at the moment. -- Áine |
12 Oct 00 - 05:53 PM (#317532) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Áine And for my dearest Bradypus, who's latest entry is a real killer, here's a Silver B.L.O.B. for:
When you eat your rice, thinking 'This is nice" I'm ust loving this udging business! ;-) -- Áine |
12 Oct 00 - 06:21 PM (#317557) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: mousethief And you oo it so ell, too.
Alex |
12 Oct 00 - 06:28 PM (#317563) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Naemanson The entries are so good I felt I couldn't match what has already been written. Please accpt this humble submission. TO KEEP THE THREAT AT BAY. You have heard the tales of China where the ducks stand guard all day, And they eat the dreaded locust to keep that threat at bay, The ducks are tough the ducks are hard As through the garden and fields they guard They March, March, March, March, March, March, The ducks they march all day, Eating locusts by the peck To keep the threat at bay. In France the Sanglochon rampage through the pools and yards, Rooting through the gardens and building up their lard, The pigs they root, the pigs they loot, But the French with guns the pigs they shoot. And they cook, cook, cook, Cook, Cook, Cook, The French they cook all day, Making sausages chops and hams, To keep the threat at bay. In Paris monkeys have the say of hoodlums and of punks, Who sic 'em on their enemies where they will rip out chunks. The monkeys rip, the monkeys tear, They rip off noses and tear off hair As they bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, The monkeys rip and maim The French punks toss 'em at ya To keep the threat at bay. So when you go through ol' Virginny, on the road called Ninety Five. And the fruit comes flying at ya as behind the wheel you drive, Be grateful that the monkeys, That you see up in the trees, Only throw throw, throw Throw Throw, Throw They throw the fruit away Apples and bananas go, To keep the treat at bay.
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12 Oct 00 - 06:39 PM (#317574) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Áine I love it, Naemanson! I just love it! Here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for these unforgettable lines:
In France the Sanglochon rampage through the pools and yards, You've inspired me, my darlin' Naemanson -- Now, can somebody send me an MP3 of a song that has the lines:
Give me some men, I've got an idea for a parody, but I can't remember all of the tune . . . bemused, beguiled and befuddled that I am at the moment ;-) -- Áine |
12 Oct 00 - 06:41 PM (#317579) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Dharmabum Bardford & Brady ABSOLUTIVLY FANTASMAGORIC !!!!!!!!!! DB. |
12 Oct 00 - 07:44 PM (#317630) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Dharmabum What I said above goes for you to Neamanson.
PORCINE BLUES
This little piggy went to market
I'm goin back to Paris
Next time I take vacation DB. |
12 Oct 00 - 08:12 PM (#317663) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Naemanson SANGLOCHOPS! ROFLMAO! |
12 Oct 00 - 08:21 PM (#317668) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Áine Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, AND kiss!!! You've done it, Dharmabum -- You now qualify for The Whole Bag O' Chips Special Award!!!! Whoo-whoo, ring dat bell, yee-haw and yippee!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah, here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for:
I got them porcine blues baby Cudos and Congrats, my darlin'! -- Áine |
12 Oct 00 - 09:01 PM (#317691) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Dharmabum THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! |
13 Oct 00 - 02:04 AM (#317893) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: GUEST,Audi It's all that came to my mind. ;) Hello Muddah, hello Faddah I write to you from across the water, China's very entertaining But you should see the bugs that it's been raining. They've got locusts by the tons, They've called in poultry as their big guns. Things are really fowl in Xinjiang, For there are ducks and chickens out the ying-yang. Every locust becomes a plop, And this plopping, it never stops. The smell is really quite obscene, And now the Yellow River it flows green. Take me home, Oh Muddah, Faddah, Come get me, I hate rice water, I'm stuck here, out in the muck, Where I might get eaten by a duck. Hello Granny, hello Gramps, I write to you from south-east France, Where I'm in L'hospital, For I was rudely mangled by a sow. I was swimming in the hostel pool, A heard of pigs came, I saw their drool, They were hungry and very whiney, When I ran away one gored me in the hiney. I'll be here a day or two, They want to see if I got swine flu. I'd just come from gay Paree, Where I was robbed and mugged by a monkey. Take me home, Oh Granny, Gramps, Come get me, I do hate France, With apes here, there's no fighting chance, And there's a hog who wears my underpants. Dear Uncle Henry, and Aunt Verbenia, I write to you from Jarratt, Virginia, I'll be home a week from Monday, But first I must recover my Hyundai. I'd just come out of the Karaoke bar, When an ugly monkey stole my car. He pelted me with apples too, When I went outside to try and find the loo. Take me home, Henry and Verbenia, Come get me, I hate Virginia, I might not get home alive, Cuz, I've got to drive I-95. |
13 Oct 00 - 07:30 AM (#317955) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Áine Well done, Audi!! A fantastic and very funny first ever entry! This is great to see so many new Challenge!rs joining the fun. Here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for:
Take me home, Oh Granny, Gramps, We'll consider this entry your first step toward the (infamous) Whole Bag O' Chips Special Award, OK? -- Áine |
13 Oct 00 - 08:07 AM (#317968) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Dharmabum Welcome Audi to the Mudcat Glad you found out where we are at Ain't this fun ? these parodies And therapudic for folks like me with brain disease. DB. |
13 Oct 00 - 09:01 AM (#317988) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: MMario This is a great challenge! I haven't laughed so hard since 'spaw introduced us to cletus, reg, reg, and reg! |
13 Oct 00 - 09:45 AM (#318010) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: GUEST,Audi Thanks for the warm welcomes, y'all. This is an incredible site. |
13 Oct 00 - 11:34 AM (#318072) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Metchosin Whooah! I hadn't been following this one and look at what I might have missed. Great stuff! Aine, I Hope what I sent you will end your confusion, but then again it might not. Its from a compilation called Songs in the Key of Z and seemed approprite to this site.
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13 Oct 00 - 11:36 AM (#318073) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Metchosin Whooah! I hadn't been following this one and look at what I might have missed. Great stuff! Aine, I Hope what I sent you will end your confusion, but then again it might not. Its from a compilation called Songs in the Key of Z and seemed appropriate to this site.
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13 Oct 00 - 11:38 AM (#318075) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Metchosin oops! guess that just goes to show your can't edit during a slow transmission. |
13 Oct 00 - 12:07 PM (#318094) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: GUEST,Bardford Thanks to all for your kind words. It's support like this that enables me to justify using company time for this important humantitarian work. Mousethief, You said: Nicely done, Bard! Pity about your counting though. :-) Thanks! My mother will be saddened, though, to hear that I've become a no 'count songwriter. Bradypus,Scotsbard,Dharmabum,Naemanson,Audi- muy beaucoup kudos aplenty. You inspire me. Scotsbard, you said: this borders on the sanglarigious! I know! I am afraid. I think the AntiEric might have taken possesion of my soul.I hope I don't fry on the hot slabs of whatever hell is allocated to bad parodists and Mona-Lisa-Moustache-Painters. Bardford |
13 Oct 00 - 02:18 PM (#318183) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Áine Well, gloriosky!!! Metchosin has sent me the 'primal scream' version of 'Stout Hearted Men', and it would sure seem a waste of a great song NOT to entirely waste it on a parody (ha), SO, I'll be working on one tonight. Thanks so much Metchosin!! I can't stop laughing - Go Shooby, Go! ;-) And Bardford -- I'm so glad all the other Challenge!rs are inspiring you -- but, don't forget who you really need to suck up to, now! ;-) Dharmabum didn't get two kisses on each cheek for nuffin', ya know...hehehe -- Áine |
13 Oct 00 - 03:26 PM (#318243) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Naemanson A multi-snog for you dear Aine! |
13 Oct 00 - 03:40 PM (#318255) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Dharmabum And my cheeks are still red (all 4 of em) he he he. DB. |
13 Oct 00 - 03:42 PM (#318257) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Metchosin Áine,old Shooby sure imparts the true meaning of "scat" singing doesn't he? |
13 Oct 00 - 03:47 PM (#318261) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: GUEST,Bardford To Áine,Whose forgiveness I seeks The dispenser of B.L.O.B's And kisser of cheeks O! I am such a knob! Thou'rt the muse O' this thread I peruse! I beg your excuseness For my obtuseness. For tis' your encouragement, enthusiasm and kind reward That motivates the poetical soul of this Bardford :-} |
13 Oct 00 - 04:05 PM (#318271) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Áine Ah, that's much better, Bardford -- brown-nosing in rhyme always warms the cockles of this Upreme Udge's ole heart! ;-) And oooohhhh - I've been multi-snogged!! What else can I look forward to in life now, eh? Just let me wipe my eyes a bit so I can see the screen again . . . And Metchosin - You're right about ole Shooby putting the 'scat' in 'scat' (double entendre definitely intended)!! I promised Dear Hubby a 'big surprise' when he gets home from work this evening . . . little does he know what he's in for when I click on ole Shooby's MP3! Now if that doesn't put him in the mood, I don't know what will! ;-) I'll get my entry in ASARP (can someone tell me what's a good rhyme with 'merde'?) and we'll get on to the next one. This has really been a top-o-the-line Challenge! you guys. And I've got a great Halloween theme for the next one. So, everyone warm your Saint-Saens CDs and get in the mood . . . -- Áine (The Multi-Snogged Mistress of the Challenge!) |
13 Oct 00 - 04:43 PM (#318303) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Bradypus I was drinking vino verde Now the glass is empty - merde! And someone overheard How the honour was conferred But I will not be deterred O - the bottle's empty. Merde! hope that helps. Bradypus
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13 Oct 00 - 05:03 PM (#318316) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Áine ROTFLMAO!!! Mercee bosey coupe der, mon cher! -- Áine |
14 Oct 00 - 06:41 AM (#318638) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Bradypus Merde! I erred Line breaks are preferred Bradypus |
17 Oct 00 - 07:51 PM (#321334) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Áine I betcha y'all thought I gone and forgotten ya, didn't ya? Well, through the mists of migraine (insert appropriate sympathetic sounds here...) I have dispensed the Golden Cow Chips. However, the screen is beginning to change color and shape on me now, so I'll be uploading your wunnerful, wunnerful songs on the morrow. So, once again, my darlin' Challenge!rs, Cudos, Congrats and Muchas Gracias for the all the fun and frolic!! The Great Booga Booga Halloween Challenge! will be posted tomorrow morning (the good Lord willin' and my blood pressure don't rise). Read 'em and laugh, Challenge!rs:
Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Shamrock Cluster (The Shamrock Cluster is awarded for a very high level of imagination, imagery, and/or creative use of language in a song): |
05 Sep 01 - 07:10 AM (#542304) Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 42 From: Aidan Crossey Reading through the various components of the challenge, it struck me that we humans'd better watch out ... and the following ditty emerged. To the tune of "The Rising Of The Moon" REVENGE AND VICTORY "Oh then tell me Tiggywinkle Tell me why you hurry so" "Hush and listen, Brock the badger I've some news that you must know There's been called a gathering Of all beasts upon the earth At the rising of the moon tonight War will be declared" War will be declared War will be declared At the rising of the moon tonight War will be declared" "Oh then tell me Tiggywinkle On whom shall we wage war?" "On the humans who've suppressed us But now their time is o'er For tonight we launch our battle Via land and air and sea And we shall not rest until we've gained Revenge and victory" Revenge and victory Revenge and victory We shall not rest until we've gained Revenge and victory "Oh then tell me Tiggywinkle Is our cause both true and just?" "No juster and no truer cause As animals we must Make a stand against the tyrant Who has bound us up in chains "To hell, domestication! No more shall we be tamed!" No more shall we be tamed! No more shall we be tamed! To hell, domestication! No more shall we be tamed! From many a sett and den and holt Throughout that fateful night Noses twitched and talons itched And little eyes burnt bright Beaks and teeth and sharpened claws The signal will come soon And a hundred million beasts will strike At the rising of the moon At the rising of the moon At the rising of the moon And a hundred million beasts will strike At the rising of the moon |