22 Oct 00 - 08:19 AM (#324404) Subject: Lyr Add: THE GREEN EYE OF THE YELLOW GOD From: bill\sables One of the monologues I heard as a young lad and have just found the words again. It was a lot like "The Boy stood on the Burning Deck." Most people only know the first verse which is all I could remember till now. THE GREEN EYE OF THE YELLOW GOD by J Milton Hayes There's a one-eyed yellow idol to the North of Khatmandu, There's a little marble cross below the town; There's a broken-hearted woman tends the grave of Mad Carew, And the Yellow God forever gazes down. He was known as "Mad Carew" by the subs at Khatmandu, He was hotter than they felt inclined to tell; But for all his foolish pranks, he was worshiped in the ranks, And the Colonel's daughter smiled on him as well. He had loved her all along, with a passion of the strong, The fact that she loved him was plain to all. She was nearly twenty-one and arrangements had begun To celebrate her birthday with a ball. He wrote to ask what present she would like from Mad Carew; They met next day as he dismissed a squad; And jestingly she told him that nothing else would do But the green eye of the little Yellow God. On the night before the dance, Mad Carew seemed in a trance, And they chaffed him as they puffed at their cigars; But for once he failed to smile, and he sat alone awhile, Then went out into the night beneath the stars. He returned before the dawn, with his shirt and tunic torn, And a gash across his temple dripping red; He was patched up right away, and he slept through all the day, And the Colonel's daughter watched beside his bed. He woke at last and asked if they could send his tunic through; She brought it, and he thanked her with a nod; He bade her search the pocket saying, "That's from Mad Carew," And she found the little green eye of the god. She upbraided poor Carew in the way that women do, Though both her eyes were strangely hot and wet; But she wouldn't take the stone and Mad Carew was left alone With the jewel that he'd chanced his life to get. When the ball was at its height, on that still and tropic night, She thought of him and hastened to his room; As she crossed the barrack square she could hear the dreamy air Of a waltz tune softly stealing through the gloom. His door was open wide, with silver moonlight shining through; The place was wet and slipp'ry where she trod; An ugly knife lay buried in the heart of Mad Carew, 'Twas the "Vengeance of the Little Yellow God." There's a one-eyed yellow idol to the north of Khatmandu, There's a little marble cross below the town; There's a broken-hearted woman tends the grave of Mad Carew, And the Yellow God forever gazes down. |
22 Oct 00 - 08:22 AM (#324406) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Green Eye of the Little Yellow God From: Liz the Squeak Now do it with the hand actions!! Been a fan of this for ages, never been able to find it all in one piece though.... LTS |
22 Oct 00 - 09:33 AM (#324429) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Green Eye of the Little Yellow God From: Bernard This one is often done at the Railway Folk Club by resident Geoff 'the door' Smith (so called because he collects the door money...). The Railway Website How come we didn't get a rending of this at Llanstock, Bill? ;-) |
22 Oct 00 - 10:11 AM (#324448) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Green Eye of the Little Yellow God From: bill\sables Hi Bernard did you ever hear "We'll Eat Again" about a family in an Air raid shelter who only had tinned peas left to eat. It is quite funny. Cheers Bill |
22 Oct 00 - 11:44 AM (#324499) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Green Eye of the Little Yellow God From: rabbitrunning Hey, Bill, don't just tantalize us! Post the lyrics to "We'll Eat Again"! Now I'm all curious... |
22 Oct 00 - 11:52 AM (#324504) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Green Eye of the Little Yellow God From: Bernard Sounds like it could be one of Les Barker's? One of his that I like starts: Oh, my love, my darling I've hungered for My lunch At this Little Chef! (Tune - Unchained Melody) As Les publishes his own stuff, I must not post any more of the song - it's his livelihood! |
22 Oct 00 - 12:25 PM (#324528) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Green Eye of the Little Yellow God From: Roger in Sheffield I don't have it here but Kevin Henry does this one between flute tunes on his CD.......now whats the CD called??????? |
22 Oct 00 - 12:31 PM (#324534) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Green Eye of the Little Yellow God From: Roger in Sheffield Kevin Henry |
22 Oct 00 - 02:45 PM (#324636) Subject: Lyr Add: WE'LL EAT AGAIN (Watt Nichol) From: bill\sables It was actually writen by Scotsman Watt Nichol who played around the clubs in the 60s. Here it is WE'LL EAT AGAIN by Watt Nichol
The Year was nineteen forty three;
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22 Oct 00 - 06:41 PM (#324832) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Green Eye of the Little Yellow God From: Liz the Squeak Ah, culture at last!! LTS who loves peas. Any peas. Little tiny petit pois or the big luminous marrowfat ones. Love 'em. yum...
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23 Oct 00 - 07:36 AM (#325192) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Green Eye of the Little Yellow God From: Steve Parkes There's a big(-ish) book of monologues available in the UK, and if I could remember the name I'd tell you. Actually, I've mentioned it before -- 'alf a mo ... |
23 Oct 00 - 07:40 AM (#325195) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Green Eye of the Little Yellow God From: Steve Parkes ... and so have one or two other people. Here's a good place. Steve |
23 Oct 00 - 07:44 AM (#325197) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Green Eye of the Little Yellow God From: Bernard Bill - when you wrote 'This is one for Spaw', surely you meant 'This is one is Spaw'!!! |
23 Oct 00 - 10:21 AM (#325260) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Green Eye of the Little Yellow God From: Steve Parkes Liz, WRT the "hand actions", are you referrring to the send-up where someone stands behind the reciter and does amusing but silly things with eggs and stuff? It's very funny the first time or two you see it, as is the "hecklers" version, where two military types in full red-coated fig -- supposedly ex-colleagues of Carew -- keep interrupting from the audience. I have been known to go into transports of poetic delight about TGEOTLYG, but I won't today (loud cheers). Suffice it to say, it's not much as literature goes -- "good bad poetry", as George Orwell put it -- but as a bit of story-telling, it's as good as any folk song or story. It's gone down very well indeed when I've done it straight. That goes for many of the soppy Victorian songs like The Miner's Dream of Home, or Father Dear Father Come Home With Me Now, or Just Like The Ivy: just make the effort and keep your face straight, and they'll take it seriously. Steve |
24 Oct 00 - 05:44 AM (#325937) Subject: Lyr Add: THE GREEN EYE OF THE LITTLE YELLOW GOD From: AndyG Many years ago I found my dad's war-time scrapbook, (he served in the RAF) amongst the "gems" was a service parody of The Green Eye of the Little Yellow God.
Sadly I no longer possess that scrap of paper and remember only fragments of it.
The hero was "Large Carews", Carews being a beer available to troops serving in India at that time.
The Green Eye of the Little Yellow God.
There's a one eyed yellow idol to the North of Khatmandu,
He was known as "Large Carews" by the subs with whom he boozed,
etc...
AndyG
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24 Oct 00 - 09:08 AM (#326003) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Green Eye of the Little Yellow God From: Liz the Squeak Andy, that sounds great, wonder if anyone can supply the rest..... I know where there may be a copy, but it is in a museum collection that is not on display, and I don't have any reason to go and ask for it again...... Yes, the arm movements are those done by a person standing behind the orator, putting in suitable gestures, although I've never seen any eggs. Morecambe and Wise did a great version of it many centuries ago.... LTS |
24 Oct 00 - 11:14 AM (#326075) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Green Eye of the Little Yellow God From: Steve Parkes "... a gash upon his forehead, dripping red ..." -- only it's yellow, Liz! |
26 Feb 02 - 08:53 AM (#658138) Subject: The Green Eye of the Yellow God From: Fiolar Fans of J Milton Hayes' great monlogue may be interested to know that Sean Tyrell does a version on his new CD "Belladonna." It is sung rather than recited. |
26 Feb 02 - 02:06 PM (#658342) Subject: RE: The Green Eye of the Yellow God From: banjomad (inactive) Sean Tyrell obviously did'nt get the joke if he thinks this is a serious song |