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BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00

28 Oct 00 - 10:33 PM (#329466)
Subject: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: Micca

Morty and I have agreed a division of labour on the SotW, and here is mine for this week,(suggestions by PM to me please, for my part)This week it is a sort of binary,
Part 1 for Alan C for the thread " Female folkies are beautiful!"
Part 2 for those Beautiful folk singing women
So, all you red blooded Catters, get out there and get Snogging....
I have a list of those I would wish to Snog in this context, for copies send a LARGE Sae, with lots of postage attached.


28 Oct 00 - 10:37 PM (#329472)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: Matt_R

I'll snog any purty lady as is willin'...but where are they? My smoochie-woochie lips are getting anxious...


28 Oct 00 - 10:48 PM (#329485)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: wysiwyg

Crap. Snog shortage finally ends and here I am, an old married lady.

Ah sweet memories. Fall snogging by the tennis courts under the mercury lamp, nearly tangling braces but so worth it! (I believed him when he said I was the best kisser ever. Why not?) Summer snogging at Ravinia lawn concerts with the CSO accompanying from the pavilion. Snogging on the garage floor, why not after all? Snogging in a closet at a party with the new Very Bad Boy. Snogging with that perfect stranger I picked up hitchhiking. Winter snogging with that nice frat boy all alone in the basement kitchen of the frat house... snogging here, snogging there, snogging snogging everywhere....

Well I can't tell you about snogging with Hardi, that's private.

Matt, those were for you, to give you ideas, and ALL TRUE. Go for a walk and see if it ends in snogging. This could be the night! Flex the smoochie woochies a time or two for me!

~S~


28 Oct 00 - 11:20 PM (#329511)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: Matt_R

Arg Susan, yer makin' me jealous! I'm still looking for my first snog! But I don't think your plan will work...I've got to take pictures of people at night for my Photo I assignment...any women I DO see, when they see a young guy with a camera and snogging on his mind, will most likely think I'm a pervert, knee me in the groin and take off.


28 Oct 00 - 11:36 PM (#329524)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: Tinker

Matt, let go the cynic and find a little snoggin' joy. Since these are virtual snogs My main man has agreed to let me double thank snog Allan for the most amazing thread on female folkies. And all the great catters who picked up his thought and just kept it rollin' snogs all around. SNOG Matt, read the thread again find a young woman with a thoughtful air and enjoy. If I wasn't old enough to be your mom I'd snog ya just for the joy of it. Tinker


28 Oct 00 - 11:38 PM (#329526)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: Naemanson

Praise, the snogs are still in short supply here in Maine but I'll pucker up and snog along with the rest here on this thread.

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There, did I get everyone?


29 Oct 00 - 12:43 AM (#329566)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: SINSULL

Allan's thread pulled me kicking and screaming out of my slump. Screw the Mets, the bronchitis, and the cold water. I am beautiful. Snogs to all but especially Allan and of course the other Mudcat ladies who dare to defy conventions and trends and be beautiful just as they are.


29 Oct 00 - 01:02 AM (#329592)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: catspaw49

Allan is a deserving choice to say the least. He may have been talking of the ladies, but the truth of his own words can be seen and heard in him.

So.......and its with some trepidation with all those whiskers..........................

SSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Spaw


29 Oct 00 - 01:03 AM (#329593)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: catspaw49

Allan is a deserving choice to say the least. He may have been talking of the ladies, but the truth of his own words can be seen and heard in him.

So.......and its with some trepidation with all those whiskers..........................

SSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Spaw


29 Oct 00 - 01:06 AM (#329596)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: catspaw49

OHMYGAWD............I gave him TWO!!!.......

Hmmmmm........Looks like I slobbered down that beard real good.

And another to our lovely girls.......

SSSSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Spaw


29 Oct 00 - 01:07 AM (#329577)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: wysiwyg

Well Brett, being on scene promptly a good number of them appear to have landed on me!

I feel rather like someone must feel who has just used a rolled up dead president to inhale a line of the purest.

Sigh. Better leave the rest for the others I suppose. It would be wrong to shortchange my sisters.

Get them while you can, girls! Those were VERY POWERFUL snogs, quite a kick!

~S~


29 Oct 00 - 09:05 AM (#329708)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: Allan C.

BLEEEEAGH! It really didn't have to be right on the lips, 'Spaw!

I am truly honored, though and will join Catspaw in passing on all snogs to our fabulous womenfolk.


29 Oct 00 - 09:10 AM (#329711)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: Liz the Squeak

Well that's OK for the ladies, what about me?

LTS


29 Oct 00 - 02:46 PM (#329813)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: Morticia

As the other half of the SDC ( Snog Dispensing Commitee) I heartily agree and concur with Micca's choice.....Big snogs to Allan.....and special snogs to those of us who would hardly dare to classify ourselves as ladies in case the Trades Description Act is called down upon us( that's probably just me, Liz and Jenellen, I suspect).


29 Oct 00 - 02:56 PM (#329821)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: kendall

Hey Naemanson, you missed me, but, it's ok! I'm not that hard up...yet, maybe next month!


29 Oct 00 - 03:57 PM (#329865)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: Boxette

I'm just back from a weekend away from uni, and, more importantly, from seeing Aly Bain and Phil Cunningham in concert on Thursday night. It's drizzly in York but my heart is in snogging mood, so big accordion snogs from me xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


29 Oct 00 - 04:31 PM (#329878)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: wysiwyg

JenEllen talks about heat seeking hugs and kisses. Would that be:

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Hey, how many Mudcatters are there now anyway? ~S~


29 Oct 00 - 05:26 PM (#329899)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: Matt_R

I tried to kiss the computer screen, Susan, but all I got was dusty lips.


29 Oct 00 - 06:39 PM (#329938)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: Naemanson

Matt, that's got to be the most unusual reason to clean a computer screen I have ever heard.


29 Oct 00 - 06:47 PM (#329950)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: Matt_R

Well, I think I'd rather have dusty or Windex-y lips than a slap across the face!


29 Oct 00 - 08:10 PM (#330004)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)

Big snogs for Allan, and I'll stand in line for any other snogs that happen to be getting passed around!


29 Oct 00 - 11:10 PM (#330147)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: CarolC

Big big snogs all around!!!

Carol


30 Oct 00 - 02:24 AM (#330209)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: wysiwyg

Matt, that's a start. I am applying to Hardi for special permission to teach you snogging. I'll let you know. Till then, you are known to me as Dusty Lips. I think it's a great name-- start a novel! "Dusty Lips swung his smoochie-woochies into town on Saturday afternoon, just in time for......")

Naemanson, I think there's a little schmutz on your screen too, just over there off to the left. In your case, I would advise using the tip of the nose to collect one or two samples. Since you got snow there today and all.

Animaterra, just stand still and look... UP. See one floating down to you from up above? There ya go!

~Susan


30 Oct 00 - 08:16 AM (#330266)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: Áine

Hey Allan - Here's a big Texas snog to go along with the big hugs I gave you a few months ago!!

-- Áine


30 Oct 00 - 08:35 AM (#330269)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: SINSULL

I had the strangest dream last night. I was walking along and met a man dressed in overalls, full beard, looking like he just came down off the mountain. He said to me that if ever I needed a hug, he would be there. I was a little perplexed and amused that this stranger would presume to think I would need his hug. I came to a pay phone and called a friend who didn't answer. I tried the number a second time and she answered very annoyed saying "Don't bother me today". I was really hurt. But right behind me came the man with the beard who massaged my shoulders, gave me a big bear hug and said it will be OK. Wonder what that was all about????
Snogs to all and especially Allan.
Matt? What kind of girls slap you over a kiss?


30 Oct 00 - 09:03 AM (#330285)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: Allan C.

My guess, SINSULL, is that the dream means sometimes the comfort you need can come from strangers. Many of us here are what some would call "familiar strangers". We don't necessarily know one another very well; but we know that there is support to be found here. We know that in some cases we can tell each other things we cannot share with those who are physically closer. It is all part of the wonder of the Mudcat.


30 Oct 00 - 11:27 AM (#330365)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: GUEST,Matt_R

Sorry Sins, but that's what it's like these days. We now have all this sexual harassment stuff, so you just gotta respect women, leave them alone, and don't violate their personal space. You just don't go up to people and kiss them. I have it from a friend that it's very uncomfortable. Besides, this isn't the hippie free love 60's & 70's anymore. That mentality is gone now. It's just not the way it's done anymore. Maybe older folks still retain older values, but for us younger people, you LEAVE EACH OTHER ALONE. Anyway, who's want kiss a short little troll who hasn't shaved in week and reeks of a wood mill?

"'It's not much I'm asking'
I heard him say
'Gotta find me a future,
Move outta my way...'


30 Oct 00 - 11:33 AM (#330368)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: MMario

Matt - you been see'in the wrong girls! The young ones around these parts don't seem to have any problems with kissing. Further then that perhaps (the smart ones, at any rate) but kissing?


30 Oct 00 - 11:36 AM (#330372)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: GUEST,Matt_R

Maybe you're right, Mario. It might be a Southern thing. Maybe I need a change of scene!


30 Oct 00 - 11:49 AM (#330386)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: Naemanson

Maybe I'm doing something wrong! I've learned that most people like to have their shoulders massaged if they know you at all. I don't try with strangers but even with friends I don't just grab them and start in. First I comment that it looks like they could use a shoulder rub. then I ask them to turn and when they do I start in. I have been given good marks for both hugs and shoulder/back rubs. Several people have suggested I take up massage as a profession.

I'd rather leave it as a hobby.

Free shoulder rubs will be available in New Hampshire on the 18th. Come one, come all!

Sins, the bearded man was me! Check my picture in the resource page and you'll see.


30 Oct 00 - 04:40 PM (#330583)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: Kim C

Do I count? Someone else got the promotion (waaah!) so I really could use a snog. And a neck rub - I have an awful cramp and I have a fiddle lesson tonight.

Matt, we reenactor girls kiss stinky guys all the time. :)


30 Oct 00 - 05:07 PM (#330606)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: SINSULL

Naemie? You wear overalls?


30 Oct 00 - 05:14 PM (#330612)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)

Oooooooooo, Naemanson, make me first in line for that shoulder rub!!


30 Oct 00 - 06:05 PM (#330668)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: Morticia

Can I be next? Before I row to work tomorrow would be good.


30 Oct 00 - 06:11 PM (#330682)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: JenEllen

LOL Morty!! What kind of women would THOSE be?? The kind that'd spit in your eye just as soon as look at you?? I'd stand with you ANY day my love!!

Heat seeking smooches all the way around. You bet your sweet arses!

*RECIPE FOR THE HEAT-SEEKING SMOOCH* (no special equipment needed)

Step outside your door, and face north/south/east/west in the direction of your indended.

Send a big old wet one into the air with all your love and best of wishes.

When the wind across the world ruffles your 'smoochees' hair, it's arrived!!!!

(see, I've smooched y'all and you probably didn't even know it!!)

~Elle


30 Oct 00 - 06:15 PM (#330686)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: mousethief

Is that what that was? I thought it was a window air conditioner unit in the building above me. THanks, JenE!

Alex
O..O
=o=


30 Oct 00 - 06:17 PM (#330690)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: Morticia

See, I told you she warn't no lady.....but she's a good friend, smooches right back at you, Jen....(and if you want to talk gorgeous voices, you should hear this gal sing!!)


30 Oct 00 - 06:31 PM (#330706)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: JenEllen

Naw, Alex, but the forced air does help them move along on their merry way!!

And heat seekers sent through the driving rain to our Mistress of the Snog. Don't pull any muscles rowing to work!!

~Elle


31 Oct 00 - 06:33 PM (#331459)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: Morticia

refresh


01 Nov 00 - 12:23 PM (#331991)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)


01 Nov 00 - 12:39 PM (#332007)
Subject: RE: BS: Snog of the week 29-10-00
From: WyoWoman

Rocky Mountain snogs laced with the crisp air of the high desert wafting your way all 'round.

wish all you soaked-to-the-bone Europeans and U.K.ers could come here for a nice high-and-dry visit. The autumn air could not be more perfect today. I'm sending it to y'all from my heart.

And you're right, Matt. There are a lot of bloodless and tetchy young 'uns out there now, particularly among the female set. It worries and saddens me, but it's very much the way things are among a lot of 'em now. Not all though -- in human experience, one thing you can comfort yourself with is the fact that nothing applies to all of us. (Except death and zits when we least want them...)

So, there's a warm, fuzzy one out there somewhere. But, in the advice of my Zen teacher, the best way to find 'em is to "be the person you want to find ..."

An airy blanket of snogs to all, ww