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BS: Mudcat nude calendar

24 Nov 00 - 11:53 PM (#346388)
Subject: Mudcat nude calendar
From: alison

OK first let me say that this probably isn't even in the BS category.. but we don't have one for absolute tripe yet.....

Following on from the Nude Hurdy Gurdy thread, and the fact that Mudcat needs money... and that someone suggested it in that thread......... and that we could do with a bit of cheering up.....

any volunteers? anyone you'd like to see included?...... I reckon strategically placed instruments...... although it doesn't even have to be nude..... lingerie accepted....... wouldn't Bert look cute in a teddy? *grin*....

maybe I shouldn't have suggested this at your bed time.. but with that lovely vision in your mind ....pleasant dreams America..... *grin*

slainte

alison


24 Nov 00 - 11:57 PM (#346390)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Dave Swan

How about this? Publish a calendar of full nudal affrontery. Nudity from any angle, for that matter, leaving only the FACES obscured. Let people speculate for a year. Then, as a Mudcat fundraiser, auction off the identities of the owners of the uh...things exhibited.


25 Nov 00 - 12:04 AM (#346395)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: kimmers

Nude pics with instruments? Spaw, do you play the tuba?


25 Nov 00 - 12:04 AM (#346396)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: catspaw49

Well El Swanno, if you recall, I tried the "Match the Mudcat Ass" awhile back and it was a bit slow in getting any groundspeed.

But this..........

How about a male and a female 'Catter on each page? Lessee here........SAY< how about you and pj on one page. Most would be separate photos, but in your case we could have a "couple shot." I figure a Scott Air-Pak and a bodhran oughta' about cover it......You could wear some of those boots........

And we could get Bill D. and Ferrara in a shot too......surrounded by zithers and autoharps.

But we could match up a few on pages too......I mean the progenitor of this thread, The Fair One, along with Big Mick........Got a lot of possibilities here.

Spaw


25 Nov 00 - 12:19 AM (#346399)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: GUEST,khandu

I've got the sexiest cow in Mississippi, and she does not mind posing for photos. She is a bit of an exhibitionist, always running around TOTALLY NUDE!!

I have to admit, she has a great bod; nice jugs.

She enjoys the bull and some of my friends, but she has always spurned my advances (so far). I guess I am just not her type. (Any suggestions?)

She seems to be very liberated. I saw here humping another cow last Tuesday. She did not display any sense of shame at my having caught her in the act. In fact, she seemed to delight in it.

I suspect that she is being coy and playing hard to get and just trying to arouse my sense of jealously.

I could talk to her about your suggestion. I am quite certain she would agree!

khandu


25 Nov 00 - 12:24 AM (#346400)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: catspaw49

Look man......The only way we run with a picture of your damn cow is with your Magnoliaed ass sittin' starkers on her back pickin' on some John Hurt tunes.

Spaw


25 Nov 00 - 12:28 AM (#346401)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: GUEST,khandu

I can do that! (If she'll agree!)


25 Nov 00 - 12:28 AM (#346402)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: alison

what about famous scenes from movies... I think we have probably got "Rocky Horror" all sewn up.... and khandu on a cow, singing "Oh what a beautiful morning" would be sort of like the start of "Oklahoma".. so we could guess the bods and guess the movies too........

slainte

alison


25 Nov 00 - 12:33 AM (#346403)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: GUEST,khandu

"Nothing coud be finer than me ridin' my bovine-a in the morning. Nothing could be sweeter than to be milkin' on her teat-a in the morning"!


25 Nov 00 - 12:34 AM (#346404)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Troll

We could run Kendall (tastefully attired in beard and cap) for the geriatric set. I'd volunteer myself but I haven't reached his august age as yet and my beard is pretty scraggly.
And Matt_R would appeal to the pre-teens as well as arouse the maternal instincts of some of the more, uh,"mature" ladies.

troll


25 Nov 00 - 12:45 AM (#346405)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: catspaw49

I like the theme thing......but maybe we ought to go with some folk or blues song. We could print the lyrics along with picture..............Yeah, I can see that!...So in your case khandu, we print a bit of say, "Colly My Cow" or something.

Spaw


25 Nov 00 - 12:58 AM (#346407)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: alison

I'm waiting to see who want to do the last scene from "Boogie Nights".... *grin*

slainte

alison


25 Nov 00 - 01:03 AM (#346408)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Clinton Hammond2

I'm totaly nude right now...

;-)


25 Nov 00 - 01:06 AM (#346409)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: rangeroger

I can see where "Urge for Going" could fit into the theme aspect.

rr


25 Nov 00 - 01:14 AM (#346413)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: alison

you and me both Clinton.. at last summer has reached Sydney.... hahaha

slainte

alison


25 Nov 00 - 01:17 AM (#346415)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Troll

"Everything I Have Is Yours" or how about "On Top Of Old Smokey"?
The mind boggles.

troll


25 Nov 00 - 02:19 AM (#346426)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Chanteyranger

Can I get in the bubblewrap with you, WyoWoman? Now there's a photo op.

-chanteyranger


25 Nov 00 - 02:52 AM (#346433)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Big Mick

Ahhhh khandu, your description of your lovely bovine brings back memories of Bossy the stump trained cow...............she was the first love of many a redblooded boy (including Spaw, but excluding me........)................OK, folks, THE FAIR ONE and I can do this, but you got to spring for a round trip ticket to Oz for me....................hahahahahahaha..........some folks will try anything..........You have too much time on your hands, FAIR ONE


25 Nov 00 - 07:27 AM (#346455)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: mkebenn

I'd be game, but I'd kill the sales...MB


25 Nov 00 - 07:34 AM (#346459)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Wavestar

What would my mother say? *grin* I've posed for worse.

-J


25 Nov 00 - 08:04 AM (#346472)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Mooh

I'm in. Who do I send the pictures to? Mooh.

Mooooooh. Moooh. Mooooooooooooooh!


25 Nov 00 - 08:31 AM (#346479)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: kendall

Go for it Troll, I have a piccolo I can lend you!


25 Nov 00 - 08:33 AM (#346481)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: bill\sables

There would be a few Whistle and Jews harp players with red faces


25 Nov 00 - 08:42 AM (#346485)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: catspaw49

Now lookit here......Kendall and Bill........Guys, I was counting on the two of you to be included. Couple of scrawny little banty legged guys like you to help offset the fatass types like Mick and I.

Spaw


25 Nov 00 - 08:43 AM (#346486)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Cobble

Bill just grow that beard a bit longer *grin* Mrs. C.


25 Nov 00 - 09:02 AM (#346495)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Geoff the Duck

On the subject of Famous Film Scenes (That's probably Movies to you colonial types), I can picture the Dawn of Man scene from 2001 A Space Odyssey, with the strains on Also Sprach Zarathustra in the background and our primordial mudcatter raising his banjo high above his head to bring it crashing down on a pile of melodeons and bodhrans, with the pieces flying everywhere!
Not bad for the Mudcat Calendar 2001, eh?
Quack, quack, quack!
GtD


25 Nov 00 - 09:33 AM (#346502)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: bill\sables

Geoff that sounds great to me. "Banjo's Rule OK"


25 Nov 00 - 09:53 AM (#346509)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: bbc

Trying to creep away from the nudity angle (though I have no objection to it, generally speaking), it would be nice to have a calendar of Mudcatters clothed. I have a calendar hanging by my computer & keep the Mudcat birthdays on it. It would be nice to have some photos, too. Just a thought. Perhaps they could be lifted from the photo pages?

bbc


25 Nov 00 - 09:55 AM (#346513)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: P05139

Sorry, but I'm not up for it, for two reasons:-

1) I'm not even 17 yet (1 month 10 days left!!)

2) I'm too much of a shy type!!


25 Nov 00 - 10:11 AM (#346522)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: sophocleese

Would I use the alto, soprano or sopranino recorder? And where would I place it?


25 Nov 00 - 10:13 AM (#346523)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: GUEST,harpwizard

Well I am new in this deal. How about a nude picture of my hands holding all my harps? They are clean, free,and would love to help you!! harpwizard


25 Nov 00 - 10:47 AM (#346533)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: kendall

Me? scrawny? 14 stone on a 5 foot 10 inch frame?


25 Nov 00 - 11:17 AM (#346547)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Matt_R

Seeing as how the last scene from Boogie Nights was played out to "Livin' Thing" by The Electric Light Orchestra, I think I should handle that one.

--Matt


25 Nov 00 - 12:05 PM (#346571)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: CarolC

Ok...if I'm sitting down, and I have some protective padding on the back of my accordion.

sophocleese, I have a tenor you could borrow. Would that help?


25 Nov 00 - 12:31 PM (#346590)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Noreen

I'd suggest sitting at a grand piano, with the lid raised, if it didn't bring to mind images of Monty Python... *BG*

Noreen


25 Nov 00 - 12:35 PM (#346593)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: P05139

Er, no,Kendall.

Another reason is I'm too fat! (8 and a half stone and 5'2")


25 Nov 00 - 12:45 PM (#346598)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Barry T

Perhaps I could grab my pipes, don my kilt and give that same joyous Celtic salute we all saw and enjoyed in the movie Brave Heart! ;-)


25 Nov 00 - 12:57 PM (#346602)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Gervase

As it's either unaccompanied voice or the box for me, it'll have to be the box. But those metal edges on the accordian pleating looking bloody cold to me!


25 Nov 00 - 01:20 PM (#346614)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Morticia

You know, no matter which way up you hold a mandolin, something's gonna escape.....is it too late to take up the cello?


25 Nov 00 - 03:01 PM (#346658)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: sophocleese

Firecat that's not too fat!

Anybody got ideas for the page on Lang a Growing?


25 Nov 00 - 03:02 PM (#346659)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Mooh

So, do I use the string bass or the mandolin? Mooh.


25 Nov 00 - 03:04 PM (#346662)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: sophocleese

Is it a before or after picture Mooh?


25 Nov 00 - 03:53 PM (#346675)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Matt_R

Oh come on now Katy, stop that this instant! 8 stone is NOT fat! Any guy in their right mind know that when you wanna put a huggin' on someone, stick-girls just won't do! Give me an arm-fillin' girl anyday! Anyway, I'm only 9 1/2 stone, 5'8". When I met Bill Sables, said he thought I'd be taller!

--Matt


25 Nov 00 - 06:05 PM (#346725)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Mrs.Duck

Sorry but the only song that springs to mind is
'cockles and muscles alive aliveo'!!!!!!!!
And Morty I'm going for the double bass!! Actually I think it sounds fun and I'm sure Geoff and I could come up with a pose that wouldn't offend. Perhaps he could do his duelling banjo and kazoo


25 Nov 00 - 06:43 PM (#346760)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Micca

I think a Flashers mac, the cut-off trouser legs held up with elastic bands below the knee, and do "Famous Blue Raincoat"


25 Nov 00 - 06:56 PM (#346774)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Diva

I'm a bit concerned about unaccompanied singers what do we hide behind?


25 Nov 00 - 06:57 PM (#346776)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Matt_R

Nothing! We get to see you in all yer glory!


25 Nov 00 - 07:02 PM (#346778)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Bill D

ya know...I have a software program that does calendars.*grin*...you can tell it what holidays you want included, what pictures you want on each page, what font....then zippity-print...as many copies as you want!...It can even be customized (so you DON'T want Spaw, but you want Mick on 4 different pages?)...*mind churning with possibilities*

(I have a picture taken in 1975 of me on a mountain top near Juneau, Alaska...I had climbed for an hour and my clothes were wet from humidity and summer plants...so..*grin*...I hung 'em on a rock to dry...and got myself immortalized with snow capped peaks in the background!)...anyone else have a similar memento of youthful exhuberance?)


25 Nov 00 - 07:03 PM (#346779)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Diva

Ohhh Matt you are awful......... Mind you we are NOT talking "stick insect".


25 Nov 00 - 07:12 PM (#346790)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Matt_R

Well Diva, like I said---more woman = more to love!

Good God Bill I wasn't even born in 1975! No pictures of my "youthful exuberance" because I'm usually on the other end of the camera.


25 Nov 00 - 08:30 PM (#346803)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: catspaw49

Well......Actually Bill, there are a couple of pix of my sailing partner and I mooning the local yacht club as we sailed past. We had a bit of a running battle with them for awhile you might say..............

Spaw


25 Nov 00 - 10:46 PM (#346821)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Rick Fielding

Hey Carol C, which tenor were you prepared to give Sophocleese. My vote is for the little skinny one. Definitely NOT "the Pav"...he blots out too much scenery!

Rick


25 Nov 00 - 11:04 PM (#346824)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: catspaw49

Rick, I'm glad you're here because I know you're experienced in this area! For you, I was thinking of a nice frontal shot with you and Woody.

Now Duckboots on the other hand.............hmmmm.......I was thinking maybe just the duckboots............

Spaw


25 Nov 00 - 11:05 PM (#346825)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: sophocleese

Maybe two unaccompamied singers could share "The Pav"?


25 Nov 00 - 11:07 PM (#346828)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: sophocleese

Did I just say that? Damn its the beer talking again.


25 Nov 00 - 11:10 PM (#346829)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Rick Fielding

Someday Spaw, I'll show you the polaroid of Doug Dillard and I Playing at the Four Seasons Nature Resort. My Gawd, I haven't made much money, but I've led and interesting life.

Rick


25 Nov 00 - 11:18 PM (#346830)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: sophocleese

I modelled nude for an amateur photographer when I was in University. She then had a show of her stuff in the University library. The bad joke I made about it was to say that it didn't help my marks because all my professors were gay. I still have two of the pictures from then.


25 Nov 00 - 11:18 PM (#346831)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: alison

8 1/2 stone & 5"2 is NOT fat.. trust me..... (seeing as it describes me perfectly)... I was 7 stone 2lbs for most of my adult life until I had the kids (6.5 stone when I got married).... both were way too skinny ( I didn't try to stay thin it was just the way I was made.. ate like a horse and didn't put on weight)......

bbc a fully clothed calendar would be just as good... not so many opertunities for giggling I suspect... *grin*

we already have the lists and some of the photos.. what about a Mudcat calendar with the mudcatters who have their birthdays in a specific month displayed for that month??....... it'd make a fun screen saver too.. all proceeds to Mudcat.....

slainte

alison


26 Nov 00 - 12:51 AM (#346846)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: GUEST,Carol (can't reset my cookie)

Why Rick, I'm talking about our very own tenor, Escamillo, of the famous 24 tenors! (Or was it 14 tenors?)

Carol


26 Nov 00 - 01:36 PM (#346913)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Naemanson

So just how much is one stone? Or 7 stone for that matter? An aswer to either question will do. I can do the arithmetic beyond that.


26 Nov 00 - 01:45 PM (#346916)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Noreen

14 pounds= 1 stone.


26 Nov 00 - 05:02 PM (#346940)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Naemanson

Thank you Noreen. Now I have done the math and I am too heavy to participate in this light conversation.


26 Nov 00 - 05:32 PM (#346943)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Rick Fielding

But actually folks....as a fundraiser for Mudcat....it might very well bring in some of the needed money. Hmmmmm, maybe not so silly after all. After all, it's just butts and boobs, and it ain't like we could be SERIOUSLY blackmailed! Rediculed Yah, but what the hell!

Rick


26 Nov 00 - 09:35 PM (#346967)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Amos

At this rate the theme song will be "Everybody Must Get Stoned".

A


27 Nov 00 - 09:32 AM (#347003)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: SINSULL

Or "The Full Monty". I'll be the photographer and offer a baby in the bathtub photo as my entry.


27 Nov 00 - 10:52 AM (#347009)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Bill D

wonder why, with a perfectly lovely decimal system in other things, they decided weight had to be done in units of 14?...and is there a place where the paradigm 'stone' rests?


27 Nov 00 - 11:48 AM (#347030)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Bert

Why pick on me Alison? I've already done the belly dancing bit; what more do you want?

Bert.


27 Nov 00 - 11:49 AM (#347032)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Noreen

i like your attitude, Rick!


27 Nov 00 - 11:51 AM (#347034)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Mooh

Now Soph, you make me blush! Mooh.


27 Nov 00 - 12:03 PM (#347040)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: GUEST,bbc at work

alison,

Thanks for responding. All kidding aside, that kind of calendar would be nice to have--one that we could display anywhere & that would be useful in keeping our community together. Also, as you say, we already have most of the info we need. What say, group?

bbc

P.S.--Yes, I'm hijacking the thread, in favor of clothing (I always *was* a stick in the mud-cat!).


27 Nov 00 - 12:04 PM (#347041)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Kim C

sorry, Mister won't let me show my tattoo.


27 Nov 00 - 12:33 PM (#347058)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Bert

Bill, It was 'cos the 'wonderful' decimal system hadn't been invented then.

The first treatise on the decimal system to be published in Europe was by Simon Stevin in 1585, but it wasn't applied to units until 1790 something.

Bert.


27 Nov 00 - 02:11 PM (#347142)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Morticia

well, I think it's a top idea, with or without clothing, although I reckon without might sell better, anyway I'd buy one or maybe lots.....any ideas how to begin?


27 Nov 00 - 02:17 PM (#347149)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Bill D

hmmm!!..thanks, Bert...

(and bbc....I seriously doubt anyone ever expected a 'nude' calendar to happen....*grin*..[as much as a few might be intrigued]....but, you are right a regular one could be fun, too...)

anyone who is interested in doing calendars, whether here or for personal use should look at Calendar Commander ...really neat program!


27 Nov 00 - 02:20 PM (#347152)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Amergin

How about a picture of me hiding behind my notepad? or is that too scary a thought?


27 Nov 00 - 05:59 PM (#347310)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Tig

Thanks for telling Firecat she's not fat I'm tired of doing it. However i think the calendar could well be fun, especially if any bits which could possibly be X rated are covered by instruments, sheet music etc. Count me in!


27 Nov 00 - 06:14 PM (#347317)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Matt_R

Seems like all the girls these days have this "I'm fat" idea about themselves, and personally, I'm getting TIRED of it. They got to learn that ALL girls and women are beautiful, and that something so trivial as weight will NOT change that fact.

--M


27 Nov 00 - 06:14 PM (#347318)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Lanfranc

For the sake of everyone's sanity, I feel that my participation, if any, should be in a bull mask, singing the Incredible String Band's "Minotaur Song".

Being the possessor of more stones than most, I could live with being measured in quarters (28lbs) or even hundredweights (112lbs), but only if I can have my age in hexadecimal - base 16 is so age-friendly!

I'm game for the calendar, in bull-mask and sporting a strategically-placed bass balalaika.

But who would buy?


27 Nov 00 - 06:17 PM (#347322)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Mrs.Duck

If its going to happen it will have to happen soon or wait for 2002. I SERIOUSLY think the nude one would be more fun as long as "it's all done in the best possible taste" to quote Cupid Stunt. Of course we do have Mootlefish and Boats (both mudcatters in their own right ) who would gladly bare all but they are only 16 months so I think that would be exploitation at it's worst.


27 Nov 00 - 06:26 PM (#347328)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Matt_R

So, ya thinkin' a spread of Mudcatters kinda like the Red Hot Chili Pepper cover of Rolling Stone?


27 Nov 00 - 09:46 PM (#347405)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: momnopp

Oooooh, such a tittlating idea - I'd go for either clothed or un-clothed.

Cheers,

JudyO


27 Nov 00 - 10:39 PM (#347410)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: alison

so who has the ability to do it.. print it up and charge us? and send a hefty amount of the proceeds to Mudcat?

Bert.... is "because you're there" a good enough answer?.... *grin*.... loved your belly dancing BTW.....

slainte

alison


27 Nov 00 - 11:19 PM (#347420)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Matt_R

Yeah, but where o where are the pictures gonna come from???


27 Nov 00 - 11:46 PM (#347427)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Bill D

you mean you didn't notice that little flash as you left the shower the other day?

Ve haf our vays!


27 Nov 00 - 11:55 PM (#347429)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: alison

we get someone who can do the calendar.. then they tell us what they need..... jpeg, gif whatever and we send them off........ there are already a heap of pics at Mudcat Resources.....

slainte

alison


28 Nov 00 - 10:35 AM (#347498)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: CamiSu

I just got a suggestion of how we could do it either way... Paper dolls--if you want 'em clothed, just cut out the clothes and stick 'em on!

Now, Wavestar, just WHAT HAS thee posed for? And was it worse than my mountain poses for thy daddy? (Which I were actually rather arty than bawdy...I guess I could send in one of those, though it doesn't have my guitar--or thecouple of stone I've put on since then.)

And yes Firecat, ANYONE who thinks 8 1/2 stone is too heavy for 5-2 is more than a wee bit nuts. I'd be happy to get back to 9 1/2 but am usually satisfied with what I've got--as long as I have clothes on!

Cami Su


28 Nov 00 - 10:40 AM (#347500)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Patrish(inactive)

I'll pose as long as I can wear the 7 veils ;-)
Patrish


28 Nov 00 - 11:36 AM (#347507)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Bill D

as I said back up there ^ at 28 Nov.,7:02PM, I HAVE a calendar printing program..(you could, too!)...I suppose I could do this, but it would never get done until into Jan. ....but people DO buy calendars in Jan....We'd have to decide pretty quickly on format and who & how. etc.


28 Nov 00 - 12:00 PM (#347526)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Wavestar

Umm. Here I was hoping my mother wouldn't read this thread. I doubt they were worse, considerably warmer, and intended for artisitc purposes. To the best of my knowledge, the film has been destroyed.

I really would do it, except that if my mother bought one... oh dear! And I don't play anything...

Matt, you're so sweet! If it helps, I don't generally suffer under that misconception, but then, I've been under my recommended weight allowance for as long as I've paid attention. (Even now, when my metabolism has stopped going nuts.) I'm 5'9" and 9 1/2 stone, and I figure my body feels good, looks fine, and does what I tell it to - who needs more?

-J


28 Nov 00 - 12:06 PM (#347531)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: GUEST,Matt_R

Same here, Jess. I'm the just one inch shorter than you and the same weight. But last Spring, I was hitting 180. Ever since I started at 4-year university AND the UC, I've dropped 50-odd pounds since then. NOW my parents are worrying that I'm not eating ENOUGH! "Skinny waist, skinny frame, it's Ichabod Ichabod Crane..."

--Matt


28 Nov 00 - 02:14 PM (#347629)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: harpmolly

Hmmm...

I already have the requisite pictures...my best friend took some pictures of me the day before I cut off my waist-length hair last January. We decided that we needed a few pics with just my harp, my hair, and...me. *grin* With a lovely unicorn tapestry in the background (must protect our reputation, mustn't we? ;))

The only problem we had was lighting about ten candles in the background (safely away from the tapestry, of course). I forgot that my altar was directly under the smoke alarm. Oops. It's since been relocated to the other side of the room *grin*

Molly


28 Nov 00 - 03:03 PM (#347681)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Noreen

That sounds beautiful, Molly- you could be January, to set the scene...

(The cover has to be Max, of course!)

Noreen


28 Nov 00 - 03:18 PM (#347701)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Bill D

Noreen...surely we need a way to allow more than 12 (or 13) members ('scuse the expression) to be 'celebrated'.. ...perhaps 2-4 per month? Or a custom calendar? Put up the selections and buyer chooses....(pretty time intensive, though...maybe for extra$$$)...a US version, a UK version, and a OZ version?....Event pics?...

too many choices, huh?


28 Nov 00 - 03:24 PM (#347707)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: WyoWoman

CR -- Yes on the bubblewrap duo. You'll need the large bubbles, I'm assuming?

I'll bring the resin, you bring the bow...

you know, because, like, I only use my stand-alone voice, ya see ... so, um ...

OH, nivver mind ...

WW


28 Nov 00 - 03:30 PM (#347717)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Bill D

everyone who is serious..*grin*...do check the MANY ideas of calendar design at http://briggsoft.com/calcom.htm

also at http://briggsoft.com/extracal.htm there is #004, which allows a 52 week desk type...*shrug*


28 Nov 00 - 03:40 PM (#347733)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Kim C

Wait a minute. I'm 5'2" and 120 lbs. Isn't that about 8 and a half stone? I may be a little out of shape but I'm not at all fat. and I'm working on the out of shape part. Getting a pretty mean arm on me, as a matter of fact. :)


28 Nov 00 - 04:04 PM (#347755)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: kendall

I'm thinking of taking up the pipe organ


28 Nov 00 - 05:10 PM (#347797)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Jed at Work

Is my math right? am I really 16 stone? 6'4-ish ... too big to hide behind my 6 string, but maybe the bass guitar would be keep me decent. Wait a minute, certainly there's an age limit to this photogenic fiasco? If so, I'm sure I'm beyond it.

And kendall, will you want tulips or roses on that organ?


28 Nov 00 - 05:27 PM (#347820)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Rick Fielding

Age limit Jed? Geez I hope not. For what it's worth, I'm as much of a mess now as when I was thirty.

Rick (too many stones to be svelt)


28 Nov 00 - 06:06 PM (#347855)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: kendall

Jed...man! what a straight line!! I dont dare respond as I would like!


28 Nov 00 - 06:47 PM (#347881)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Morticia

No, I'm fascinated........what do you want on your organ, Kendall??(P.S. let me know the general verdict, clothed or unclothed and I will take appropriate pictues......in the best possible taste of course:)


28 Nov 00 - 06:54 PM (#347887)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Wavestar

umm.. Tulips? Or onelip?

J, hopinghermotherdoesn'treadthis...


28 Nov 00 - 07:03 PM (#347897)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Morticia

Bad Wavestar.......Naughty Wavestar!! (There, now I've saved your mother the trouble).


28 Nov 00 - 07:08 PM (#347903)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: kendall

Leave her alone!! she thinks like me!!


28 Nov 00 - 07:33 PM (#347921)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: DanMulligan

Hmmmm
I play the pennywhistle. It just wouldn't be enough.


28 Nov 00 - 07:43 PM (#347930)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Wavestar

Thanks, Morty. I'm sure she's heard me say worse, actually.

*grin*, Kendall... Just saving you the trouble.

-J


28 Nov 00 - 08:48 PM (#347959)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Troll

GO KENDALL! Sonw on the roof but fire in the furnace eh? Oh GAWD! I love it! ROTFLMAO.
Jess, you should be careful. He might NOT have a bad heart. Or maybe you like 'em more, er, "mature". LOL

troll


28 Nov 00 - 08:51 PM (#347963)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Wavestar

*laugh* Thanks, Troll. I'm recently attached, so I won't worry for now. What a sweet thought, though, right Kendall?

-J


28 Nov 00 - 09:15 PM (#347978)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: GUEST,FOG(FRIEND OF GNOME)

For Gods sake shut up and get your clothes off the lot of yer-Count me in - been a naturist all my life


28 Nov 00 - 09:55 PM (#348003)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: kendall

Wavestar..you can get away with it. I cant. Troll, where do you live?


28 Nov 00 - 10:51 PM (#348028)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Matt_R

Recently attached? Rats, skunked again! LOL!


28 Nov 00 - 11:44 PM (#348055)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: CamiSu

Oh my Jess, and I was the one sitting on the arm of Kendall's chair 10 days ago! And yes thy mother IS reading this. Maybe we should do a mother/daughter...ummm nevermind.

And Kendall, I don't think I can take credit for how she thinks, but I never did censor her!

BTW I'm assuming you have all heard about the ladies service club that has done the nude calendar to benifit Leukemia research. It truly is beautiful! I saw it last month.

CamiSu


29 Nov 00 - 02:18 AM (#348095)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Chanteyranger

Ok, Wyo, I'll bring the bow. It's a violin bow. Now, into the bubblewrap....hey, it's a cello bow! How'd that happen?


29 Nov 00 - 08:14 AM (#348164)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: P05139

OK OK you win!!! I'll believe you about the fact I'm not fat (even though I still think I am!!)


29 Nov 00 - 08:21 AM (#348167)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Troll

Kendall, I'm in sunny Florida, "The King-maker State" (urk). Why do you ask?

troll


29 Nov 00 - 09:31 AM (#348203)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: alison

are you really volunteering hunky??? (BillD to the rest ofyou *grin*).... I reckon we need more than one to a page...... sort it by birthday months.. with a bit of overlap if there are months with a lot... (pity we can't access the mudcat resources at the moment).....

must get Mark to bring home the digital camera this weekend.. see what we can come up with.... hahaha

anyone seen those Barbie fridge magnets?.... you stick Barbie on the fridge in her undies.. then stick various uotfits over the top......... that could cover nude and dressed options....... *grin*

slainte

alison


29 Nov 00 - 09:39 AM (#348208)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: alison

This thread is getting long.. if you would like included (assuming this idea gets off the ground).... please sign on here

slainte

alison


29 Nov 00 - 04:34 PM (#348455)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Max

OK, I'll do the month of April holding only my skin-flute... Or maybe I'll hold my meat-whistle... Oh, forget it...

Spaw, Maybe we can raise money to keep you out of the calendar. Say, $100 per month. If we only raise $900, you go on the October page. $1200 keeps ya out all together. Perhaps MaryMac in her underwear can start the year off.


29 Nov 00 - 05:25 PM (#348515)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: kendall

Cami Sue, I thought you were rather forward but, I like forward women! Troll, I was curious because you were twitting me about how you live where it's warm and I dont. If you have air conditioning, you also use energy.


29 Nov 00 - 07:32 PM (#348588)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: CamiSu

Kendall dear, the arm was just keeping me off the floor... and Peter is still up for beating with a chicken for that e in my name. Truly it is Cami Su


29 Nov 00 - 07:34 PM (#348593)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: kendall

You mean you just needed a place to sit? shucks..


29 Nov 00 - 10:21 PM (#348673)
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: GUEST,Uncle Jaque in Maine

Kendall: What was that song i heard you singing the other night up in Freeport..... "I Don't Look Good Naked Any More"? It was a hoot! Have you posted the lyrics on mudcat yet? This might be a good place to share a few of 'em. Is that one on your CD? How appropoe! BTW, are you familiar with a Celtic / Folk group called "Angel Band"? They have a gig advertized in the Portland paper out in Bar Mills Friday Night. Never heard of 'em before, but they certainly look interesting. That calender certainly sounds intruiging, but not many of my pards would recognize me out of uniform. The RAFG would find anything too risque even more embarrassing than just by being seen together in public attired as I normally am. Have a few pics if anyone really wants 'em... IN full Yankee blue wool uniform!