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21 Dec 00 - 02:09 PM (#361205) Subject: Mudcat night before xmas2000 From: InOBU Twas the night before Christmas Quoth Richard Bridge's brief Not a mudcat was stiring, not even a Mousethief Bonnie's banjo was hung far from the mantle for care our clumsey St. Nick was coming - BEWARE! Unlce Jaque was asleep tucked up in his bed a loaded revolver lain under his head Peg and the pagens all danced round the tree While Spaw at the door sold tickets to see... Carry on folkies.... |
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21 Dec 00 - 04:31 PM (#361322) Subject: RE: Mudcat night before xmas2000 From: InOBU Rick fielding was baking a lovely Moosepie While in Harlow McGrath was saying, "Oh My..." "a conservative notion has entered my head..." His mates offered him lashings of whiskey instead. Comon ye merri Gentlemen (and gentlelassies) add a verse or two.... |
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21 Dec 00 - 04:52 PM (#361333) Subject: RE: Mudcat night before xmas2000 From: GUEST,Big Mick and out in the streets, Big Mick was astir Greeting each Capitalist Boss with a Christmasy GRRRR Yet thinking the while of Dear Mudcat friends and all the inspiration that he draws from them |
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21 Dec 00 - 05:36 PM (#361358) Subject: RE: Mudcat night before xmas2000 From: Little Neophyte and Loyla was tending to horsey with love as Big Mick was stringing the mistletoe above Kat was laughing at the sight of it all as Jon Freeman got kissed by Big Mick in the hall
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21 Dec 00 - 06:19 PM (#361378) Subject: RE: Mudcat night before xmas2000 From: Catrin Our Morty was snogging everyone she could find Patrish prepared fireworks to blow out your mind Bill Sables so diligently worked on a strap While Noreen did sing and so loudly did clap Oh well - I don't get much practice!
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21 Dec 00 - 06:25 PM (#361383) Subject: RE: Mudcat night before xmas2000 From: Clifton53 The smokers were off in a corner alone Chewing their fingernails down to the bone Belligerant,ornery and itching to flee But the help of the 'catters will soon set them free Clifton |
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21 Dec 00 - 06:35 PM (#361389) Subject: RE: Mudcat night before xmas2000 From: Caitrin Caitrin peeked in from the kitchen to see with cookies for all and a nice cup of tea she looked all around, she'd been gone for too long and was quite glad to see all the cheer, joy, and song |
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21 Dec 00 - 06:51 PM (#361404) Subject: RE: Mudcat night before xmas2000 From: Mary in Kentucky PalTalk was going With Dave, Jon and jacko Then alison popped in And things got real wacko. |
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21 Dec 00 - 07:03 PM (#361415) Subject: RE: Mudcat night before xmas2000 From: GUEST,LEJ and Peter T,Alison,Bill D and Kat Had just settled down for a long winter's nap Littel Matt snug in his wee trundle bed while snippets of ELO danced in his head when out on the lawn there arose such a clatter I looked out and saw a huge red-clad Mudcatter |
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21 Dec 00 - 07:10 PM (#361423) Subject: RE: Mudcat night before xmas2000 From: catspaw49 oh this oughta' be a winner....... Spaw |
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21 Dec 00 - 07:14 PM (#361426) Subject: RE: Mudcat night before xmas2000 From: InOBU oh this oughta' be a winner....... said spaw with a grin as he sampled the moosepie well seasoned with gin.... |
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21 Dec 00 - 07:23 PM (#361432) Subject: RE: Mudcat night before xmas2000 From: Ebbie Booming "Stay!" to eight tiny reindeer Santa 'Cat leapt out of his sled Knobbly, bulging bag next to his ear Addressing the chimney, loudly he said: |
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21 Dec 00 - 09:59 PM (#361506) Subject: RE: Mudcat night before xmas2000 From: MMario On posters and tunesters On Pickers and Strummers On fiddlers and songsters But NOT bodrhan drummers! To the highest of "C"'s In the strangest of keys Now play it, and sing it And jam it all on! |
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21 Dec 00 - 10:03 PM (#361511) Subject: RE: Mudcat night before xmas2000 From: Matt_R Gee EJ, how'd you know? I've had "Whisper In The Night" in my head for weeks... |
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21 Dec 00 - 11:32 PM (#361554) Subject: RE: Mudcat night before xmas2000 From: Tinker And then down below stairs there arose such a clatter Tinker sprang from her bed to see what was the matter And what to her wondering eyes did appear But a Catter named Max and the Elf Joe clones so dear...
His eyes how they sparkled, his fingers they flew |
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22 Dec 00 - 06:15 PM (#361945) Subject: RE: Mudcat night before xmas2000 From: InOBU No one alive had ere seen such a sight, As that red suited folkie who arived in the night, For his overstuffed girth heaved and jiggled like jelly as his boot clad foot, smashed right through the telly... |
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22 Dec 00 - 06:32 PM (#361959) Subject: RE: Mudcat night before xmas2000 From: catspaw49 He spoke not a word But went straight to work Stealing banjos and gitars, What a real fockin' jerk!
He stole mandos and fiddles Spaw |
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22 Dec 00 - 06:45 PM (#361967) Subject: RE: Mudcat night before xmas2000 From: InOBU When whom should he meet, as he made for his slegh But an angery faced Jaque and a leveled AK! Get back down that chimney, and put it all back Or Christmas will be marred by an ACK ACK ACK ACK! I've caught you, you nut and set Santa Free! You crummy imposter! Now listen to me! Yer gonna have fun, and sing and drink rum We're going to show you, being nice can be fun!!! |
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22 Dec 00 - 06:46 PM (#361969) Subject: RE: Mudcat night before xmas2000 From: InOBU JEeZE spaw! I was making Santa a Ludite! You made me make him into a crazed terroist kidnapper! Let's get back to the party, In't it time for the gifts???? Larry |
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22 Dec 00 - 06:47 PM (#361971) Subject: RE: Mudcat night before xmas2000 From: InOBU PS Let's all thank Jaque for saving christmass!!!! |
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22 Dec 00 - 07:00 PM (#361976) Subject: RE: Mudcat night before xmas2000 From: catspaw49 What a riot Larry!!! I was figuring that would screw the pooch beyond all recognition, but you have done it!!!! Who would have thought that a militia man could come in handy around here? Spaw |
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22 Dec 00 - 07:13 PM (#361981) Subject: RE: Mudcat night before xmas2000 From: GUEST,LEJ In the fresh apple pie he made a huge crater He snarfed up the pizza from the refrigerator Of the left-over chicken he made very short work and every olive and pickle that lurked In the dim dark recesses of our frigidaire he had ketchup and cookie crumbs stuck in his hair his fingers all greasy from a large piece of mutton he even ate Rudolph's carrot,the ravenous glutton! Then he sat down and picked up my new Larrivee and laying it thus on the top of his knee started joking and singing with a full head of steam and I knew that the guy with the beard was Art Thieme! |
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22 Dec 00 - 08:07 PM (#362000) Subject: RE: Mudcat night before xmas2000 From: Song Dog After drinking buttered rum for an hour or more, They were both too plastered to find the front door. Or much less the chimney, or even the floor. Then Song Dog walked in with a big toothy grin, I forgot to tell you, it was his house they were in. He shouted out loud, "Whats going on here?" There's a rusty old sliegh and some mangey reindeer, Upon my rooftop and I want to know, Why mine's the only rooftop that has yellow snow? |
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22 Dec 00 - 10:17 PM (#362073) Subject: RE: Mudcat night before xmas2000 From: Sorcha And Patrick his candles are all still a-light, MudCatters are pulling a sleigh full of delight. His mom and his dad they're worrying so, Give Patrick your blessings, on a night full of snow.
And Brendan's there too, holding his hand,
To all a good Christmas, and a good Christmas night, |
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22 Dec 00 - 10:29 PM (#362082) Subject: RE: Mudcat night before xmas2000 From: catspaw49 Thanks for the cry Sorch..........Geeziz....really brings it home......... Spaw |
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23 Dec 00 - 07:44 AM (#362217) Subject: RE: Mudcat night before xmas2000 From: dwditty I was about to add my 2 cents worth, but Sorcha has ended this perfectly. Now to wipe away the tears and get back to praying. dw |