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Lyr Req: Have you seen my pussy?

29 Dec 00 - 02:12 PM (#365176)
Subject: Have you seen my pussy?
From: Mrs.Duck

Strawhead did this song on their album of Victorian Ballads about five years ago. I don't have a copy but need the words urgently to sing on New Years eve!!We are going away tomorrow so if anyone has them I would be really grateful.

29 Dec 00 - 03:08 PM (#365206)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Have you seen my pussy?
From: Quincy

Well Mrs. Duck, I did the google search as usual and....um...well...er....I'm still blushing!!!
Hope you find your lyrics in time!!!

Yvonne

29 Dec 00 - 03:21 PM (#365215)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Have you seen my pussy?
From: old head

love the title.can't wait to see the lyrcis.

29 Dec 00 - 03:40 PM (#365234)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Have you seen my pussy?
From: Little Hawk

Nope. Ah seen yer face, and thet were enuff fer me.

- Hillbilly Jake (what ain't got his own compyeter, so's he axed LH to send yew the missage...)

29 Dec 00 - 04:00 PM (#365251)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Have you seen my pussy?
From: Bert

Ah yes Quincy, I know just what you mean. There is a fashion magazine for larger women called 'Big and Beautiful' but a net search for it turns up 3000 porn sites.

29 Dec 00 - 04:31 PM (#365267)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Have you seen my pussy?
From: thosp

have you checked with Mrs.Slocum?

peace (Y) thosp

29 Dec 00 - 04:46 PM (#365274)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Have you seen my pussy?
From: Wesley S

Is "Mrs Duck and her Pussy" a childrens story I haven't heard about yet?? Remember I'm new to childrens books. Let me know.

29 Dec 00 - 04:51 PM (#365278)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Have you seen my pussy?
From: Mrs.Duck

All very amusing but doesn't solve my problem. I am dressing up as Dick Whittington and the song is an old music hall one. A friend has the CD but couldn't get the words to me in time. I was hoping someone here would have them.

29 Dec 00 - 04:53 PM (#365280)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Have you seen my pussy?
From: Mrs.Duck

Hey Wes great to hear from you. Love to the family.

29 Dec 00 - 05:09 PM (#365289)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Have you seen my pussy?
From: Roger in Sheffield

I found porn, lots of Tolkien freaks and a site that accesses genesis lyrics.....
Sorry, I tried
How about doing Mama...ha ha ha ???
Roger

29 Dec 00 - 05:23 PM (#365298)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Have you seen my pussy?
From: Richard Bridge

I have the tape, but I doubt if I can get the lyrics up in time. Indeed first I have to find the tape.

29 Dec 00 - 06:02 PM (#365317)
Subject: Lyr Add: HAVE YOU SEEN MY PUSSY?
From: Richard Bridge

Found the tape. Now all I have to hope is that I've got the line breaks right. Someone put it in the database. Oh have you seen my pussy?

[Ch. Puss, puss, puss
Oh have you seen my pussy?
I cannot go to sleep
Until I find my pussy.
]

Oh have you seen my cat?
Where can he be straying?
Tell me good people all,
Have you seen him playing?
He has got but one eye,
And that I'm sure's a green'un.
He never dirts about
My Tom is such a clean'un.

Ch (2)

He is so nice and fat
His tail is such a swinger
If he stops out at night
The cats will make him thinner.
The boys I'm sure have some
Tricks on him been playing
Or snug in bed with me
My Tommy would be laying.

Ch (2)

His coat's so smooth and black
Some folks would like to win 'im
And get him on the sly
The rascals for to skin him.
I can't think where he's gone,
What hole he's poked his nose in
To make me come at night
Myself like this exposing.

Ch (2)

[Instr]

Those nasty peanut [not sure of that word!] cats
Called toms are caterwauling
If I catch those nasty brats
Won't I set them squalling?
There's Mrs Pudsey's cat
Such shocking things has taught him
I've been on the tiles myself
And that's the way I caught him.

Ch (2)

My Tommy's old and tough
He's got such handsome whiskers
And if he sees a cat
He'll give him such a twister.
I always feed him well
But Tommy's such a glutton
He gets the best cut meat
And drops a bit of mutton.

Ch (2)

When my old man was alive
It would have done you good to 've seen us
For when in bed we lay
My old cat was in between us
Some times I'd catch them out
If I caught Tom and them together
I'd give them my old shoe
Then they'll remember leather.

Ch (2)

Now if you see my cat
He is my only treasure.
He goes in and out with me
He is my only pleasure.
Then bring him safe to me
And ask for Sally Brown Sir
I live behind the church
And I'll owe you half a crown Sir.

Ch (2)

Closing instrumental.

29 Dec 00 - 06:17 PM (#365322)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Have you seen my pussy?
From: wildlone

I managed to get over 19,000,000 hits on dogpile but after refining it to lyric, song, music hall I ended up with none. Sorry.

29 Dec 00 - 06:24 PM (#365329)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Have you seen my pussy?
From: wildlone

Good one Richard

29 Dec 00 - 07:17 PM (#365362)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Have you seen my pussy?
From: Mrs.Duck

I love you!!!! Thanks now I can go to the ball if you get my drift!!!!

30 Dec 00 - 02:01 AM (#365518)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Have you seen my pussy?
From: Haruo

My (now ex-)wife, who is a Fiji Indian, always referred to our cat, Marjorie, as her pussy. Depending on the context and the audience, I was sometimes quite embarrassed. Interesting to note that Mrs. Duck's pussy is a tom. ;-)

Liland

30 Dec 00 - 07:38 AM (#365560)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Have you seen my pussy?
From: GUEST,John Hill

Here is the origial Victorian Broadside Ballad from the Bodleian Library at Oxford University.
http://bodley24.bodley.ox.ac.uk/cgi-bin/acwwweng/ballads/image.pl?ref=Harding+B+11(1497)&id=02389.gif&seq=1&size=0

30 Dec 00 - 10:36 AM (#365632)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Have you seen my pussy?
From: Richard Bridge

THat URL stalls when I try to load. Is it me?

30 Dec 00 - 11:43 AM (#365670)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Have you seen my pussy?
From: Zebedee

Richard

Try this. The writing is too small to read though.

Ed

30 Dec 00 - 08:17 PM (#365923)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Have you seen my pussy?
From: Haruo

Yeah, but if you click on the magnifying glass near the upper left corner, you'll get a legibly sized picture in GIF format (about 132 KB) (this is the picture the link that didn't work so well was supposed to take you to).

Liland

30 Dec 00 - 09:12 PM (#365954)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Have you seen my pussy?
From: Zebedee

Thanks Liland, I didn't notice that. And he was me trying to enlarge it (to no good effect) with my graphics program...:-(

Ed

30 Dec 00 - 10:05 PM (#365983)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Have you seen my pussy?
From: Sorcha

(actually, no I haven't. should I want too?) Told ya I was in an un hinged mood tonite......and how do you guys get into Bodleian Ballads? Says I have to be a memeber with a password........I can get to the links others provide, but not in the front door.

30 Dec 00 - 10:46 PM (#365997)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Have you seen my pussy?
From: Haruo

Yeah, makes you feel like a Jew in a country club, doesn't it? (I.e., unlike colored folks, welcome to lunch there as a member's guest, but like colored folks, unwelcome to join.) Anyhow, I don't know what it is with the Bodleian or some other academic libraries and their security programs (or, in the case of the Bodleian, programmes), but this appears to be the entrance to the broadside ballads.

Blessings,
Liland

30 Dec 00 - 11:34 PM (#366012)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Have you seen my pussy?
From: Sorcha

Thanks, Liland. I have been on a page very similar to that one before, but it wanted the membership/password. That seems to work........

31 Dec 00 - 06:07 AM (#366109)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Have you seen my pussy?
From: GUEST,John Hill

I'm sorry my link didn't work too well. You don't need a password for access to the Bodleian Library of Broadside Ballads. There are 30,000 of them in there.. although they are not all scanned yet. There is a search for text in the first line. Its a great source. Some have the writers of the songs too.

31 Dec 00 - 10:29 AM (#366203)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Have you seen my pussy?
From: Malcolm Douglas

It is indeed useful; Bruce Olson and I have been going on about it here for so long that it almost comes as a surprise to find people who don't know about it.  Earlier in the year the site changed a bit and the URL that used to point to the page Liland links to (and which I generally cite when posting links to broadsides) was changed to point to another, which if I recall correctly involved an agreement to do with copyright and so on: possibly some of my early links to the site in threads here may now point to that.  The password thing at university sites is usually there for copyright reasons: some material is made available for registered students etc. which cannot be made available to the general public for legal reasons -it's not to do with being unwelcoming.

Malcolm