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05 Jan 01 - 06:35 PM (#369331)
Subject: Favorite Names
From: GUEST

I'm writing a story and need ideas for names. Any suggestions????


05 Jan 01 - 06:49 PM (#369341)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Mooh

Your own?


05 Jan 01 - 06:51 PM (#369343)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: SINSULL

Odysseus did well with "Noman". seems to be working well for you too.


05 Jan 01 - 07:24 PM (#369364)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Lepus Rex

Atli. That's my favourite name. If I have a son, I'll want to name him Atli.

---Lepus Rex


05 Jan 01 - 07:28 PM (#369365)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: GUEST,Sarah

I always like Biblical names, but especially those used by H. Allen Smith (i.e., They-Sewed-Themselves-Fig-Leaves-Together Smith)

Sarah


06 Jan 01 - 03:04 AM (#369564)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: wysiwyg

Bingo Crazy, Vendetta Threats, Rufus Tuchus, Martin Farquhar, Zootan.... Ringo Alibi, Skimpy Glimmers. But you can't have them. They's all copyrighted.

~S~


06 Jan 01 - 03:07 AM (#369565)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Amergin

I was always kind of partial to Nathan Tompkins.....


06 Jan 01 - 03:13 AM (#369568)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Sorcha

You want fantasy names, generic names, ethnic names? Exactly what do you want?


06 Jan 01 - 03:22 AM (#369570)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Peter Kasin

"Beau Guest."


06 Jan 01 - 10:18 AM (#369667)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: GUEST

Stan Upp; Sandy Shore; Mar Tinn; Mary Goround; Lee Ward; Rob Inn; Chip Tooth....how 'bout these?

Ellen


06 Jan 01 - 10:36 AM (#369676)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Troll

Larsen E. Whipsnade and Carl LaFong. credits to W.C.Fields

troll


06 Jan 01 - 11:14 AM (#369695)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: kendall

Denton Fender, Warren Peace, Manual Transmission...Seriously when I was writing my book, my friend, Marshall Dodge (Bert & I) suggested looking through a phone book, then taking a first name here and a second name there,combining the two, such as Grover Furlong and Uriah Boardman.This works well unless you want fantasy names such as Bilbo Baggins. Good luck.


06 Jan 01 - 12:05 PM (#369727)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: wysiwyg

Snidely Whiplash.

Monty Carlo, Pola Negri, Flicka.

Yeah, Flicka.

~S~


06 Jan 01 - 12:18 PM (#369731)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: kimmers

Pay attention to the ages of your characters and what period it is set in. Have you ever noticed that you can hazard a good guess about the age of the deceased (if you read obituaries, which I confess that I do) by the name? Names come in waves and fads. Cemeteries are good places to find names that are supposed to be from 50-100 years ago. If your characters are supposed to be about your age, and contemporary with our world, try first names that you remember from elementary school. Last names change less, but try for a good mix of ethnic types when appropriate.

I've been known to use various combinations of patients' names (true confession time), or other real people that I know.

Fantasy names are tougher. I recommend using real Earth languages rather than made-up language. I'd rather see transplanted Celtic names in a castles-and-dragons fantasy than something that feels artificial.


06 Jan 01 - 12:34 PM (#369740)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: paddymac

Had you ever heard of anyone named "Ayla" before "Clan of the Cave Bear" came out. Now, the name is even used in crossword puzzles.


06 Jan 01 - 12:35 PM (#369742)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: catspaw49

Holy Keericed Praise.....You're the only other person I've heard use Malcolm Farquhar, but I add Gaylord as a middle name. Where did that one come from anyway? Too many years and I've forgotten. Kinda' like Ezekiel Lipschitz.

Names? Oh yeah, I gotta' few...........And I have friends (some now ex-friends) who get mail under them and are on mailing lists etc. I admit it, I'm really an asshole!......But some of the mail has been hilarious and they all know who started them on the lists. I enter their addresses with some of the names below to "WIN A FLORIDA VACATION" and the like. Since the advent of computers, most of them go through because the computer doesn't see the joke.

Ray D. Ader, Clark Barr, "Red" Ruffinsor, Jack Mahogoff, Peter Guzzinnia. Oh yeah, here's a goodie that takes a bit, but I have a black friend on several mailing lists after signing him up under Dwight Mannsburden. And they can get even worse of course......Connie Lingus and her sister Anna Lingus, Phil Addio, Roger Kochov, and my personal pick, Hugh G. Reckshun.

There was a listing for years in the Columbus phone book for Peter Pounder.

Spaw


06 Jan 01 - 12:49 PM (#369757)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: okthen

My younger daughter once asked me to make up a name for her to use for a homework essay about an alien visiting Earth. I came up with NIVEK, as my elder daughter had just split up with her boyfriend KEVIN (he was a bit backward).

Apologies to all Kevin's on the 'cat.

Apart from that, I haven't seen Patty O'Doors mentioned yet.

cheers

bill


06 Jan 01 - 01:03 PM (#369767)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: catspaw49

Do you all realize that Peter O'Tool has a double phallic name?

Thanks Groucho.

Spaw


06 Jan 01 - 01:10 PM (#369773)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Matt_R

I like Evangeline.


06 Jan 01 - 02:12 PM (#369790)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Pete M'Gurk

Nobody's said "Janet Upisass" or "Anita Handjob" yet, so I'll throw them in. If you're going to list names military fashion, try "Ale, E. S." But all seriousness aside (thanks Steve Allen), when I'm writing a story or a play I use names of people I've known in the past, or mix first and last names of people from the phone book (as mentioned above) - or I try to use a name that describes the personality of the character - I have a detective named "John Dark" for example (please don't use that).

Try the last names of distant cousins that are different from your own, or look thru your parents' high school yearbooks for really unique names (my dad's had a boy named "LaVerne", f'rinstance).

A tip of the lid to Catspaw, who used my personal fave, "Hugh G. Reckshun".

Pete


06 Jan 01 - 02:16 PM (#369793)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Peter Kasin

Troll, is that Carl La Fong, capital "L," small "a," Capital "F," small "o" small "n" small "g"? Carl La Fong?


06 Jan 01 - 02:23 PM (#369796)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Mickey191

Praise, of all the names mentioned, I love Skimpy Glimmers. Where can I read about him? Johnny Carsons lawyers, "Dowe,Hurtem, & Howe." His Physician was Doctor Al Bendova, his favorite stripper,Miss Nifty Tittees. I had a neighbor named Anastasia Looney.


06 Jan 01 - 05:14 PM (#369914)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: wysiwyg

Spaw, mine is MARTIN Farquhar. Hey, are he and Malcolm Brothers, or more of your unkeericely cousins? Shudder... I suspect we may be related in an alternate universe. BTW I officially approve [Keericed] as a term. Beats Geeziss all to hell, IMNSHO.

Skimpy Glimmers I cannot take credit for, except for having the sense to notice it when a good Catpal of mine used it as a phrase, and I kept it in my mindfile as a possible name. Another one he has come up with (too busy to post?) is Sassy Wise. But then he also was responsible for Sugar Dog and Dearheart.

We can thank Matt R for Sooz the Flooz. (She later became Soozapaloozawottadooza, a minor present-day prophet.) And lest we forget, all these characters tend to have GREAT TEXT. Text maniacs, text appeal, textual explosion....

Nicknames-- Episcopalians are sometimes called the Frozen Chosen. Friend of mine said it sounded ike a yummy dessert.

I always thought it would be fun to have a thread of Mudcat Names That Must Never Be. I didn't start one because, well, I was sure someone would start USING all the ideas. I'm not sure what boithered me more-- that the bad ideas would become flesh or that the good ones would be appropriated. For instance, a Mudcat name of Fuck You. Imagine the thread chat. "Well, Fuck, I think that....." Good or bad?

Hey, Mickey, Skimpy Glimmers is off limits, but feel free to have your way with this one: Silky Flutters. Let me know what she gets up to, though, OK? *G*

Bitchy Dogsbody, Ralph Daly (hahahahahhhhh!), Jack Offin, oh dear.....

~S~


06 Jan 01 - 06:06 PM (#369962)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: wysiwyg

Sorry, forgot Les Stooges... the law firm... so funny on the poster, they're all dressed up:

Dewey, Cheathem, and Howe.

Yes, definitely must put that up in the spare room, along with the gigantic, gold-framed classic, The Last Yupper.

Dew Drop Inn, now.

~S~


06 Jan 01 - 06:12 PM (#369967)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: bassen

I guy I know here in Norway is called Odd Christian Bull. Common names in Norwegian, but he hates attending conventions and seminars in the US and having to wear a name tag on his lapel...

bassen


07 Jan 01 - 05:33 PM (#370457)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Melani

Preston Thigpin (warning: this is a real person)


07 Jan 01 - 06:11 PM (#370479)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Rizla the Green

I have always liked Nicholas Girls


07 Jan 01 - 07:14 PM (#370524)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Firecat

If it's a crime novel, howsabout Laura Norder? I've also heard of someone with Velda as a middle name, and MY middle name comes from a book (Tolkien's Lord Of The Rings, to be exact). If you're not sure what my middle name is, it's Arwen.

Firecat


07 Jan 01 - 09:33 PM (#370634)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: kendall

Seems to me there was an ODD BULL that had something to do with the splitting of east and west Pakistan. He was also Norwiegen.


07 Jan 01 - 10:12 PM (#370650)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Amergin

Be glad, firecat, that it wasn't Saruman....


07 Jan 01 - 10:22 PM (#370656)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Matt_R

My middle name is Edward, and now my Paltalk buds all refer to me now as "Word".


07 Jan 01 - 10:25 PM (#370659)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Mooh

For a girl, Poly Esther. For a boy, Maurice Ronald, Moron for short.

Coming from someone who spells "Mike" as "Mooh", what do you expect?

Mooh.


07 Jan 01 - 10:28 PM (#370660)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: MarkS

Well, if you want to be crude there is always Kenny Dicker and Jack Mehoff. Or with apologies to Tolstoy, you could write a book about Russian STDs centered around those loveable characters, Ivan Awfulich and his mentor, Rotchakokoff. Both were saved from complete personality distruction by following the path by their new Indian guru, Avid Lee Chantamantra.


07 Jan 01 - 10:31 PM (#370662)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Amergin

Oh, Firecat, I forgot to mention that I always thought of you as more of a Shelob....*bg*


08 Jan 01 - 12:26 AM (#370704)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: wysiwyg

clap clap clap!!!! Not enough clapping here!

~S~


08 Jan 01 - 02:21 AM (#370737)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Seth

These are real people. I have known all of them, at least slightly. Casimir Piglowski, Hardy Funk, Beverley Gooch (male), Ivory Charlie, Oscar Royster, Joe Baggdagliaca, Roland Head, Ellsworth Hickey, Wong Wei, Gao Rang, Hubert Obtsgarten, Anita Fok, Kandi Sweet, Candy Chitlik, Chase Keightly-- This is all I can think of in five minutes -there could be more Seth from China


08 Jan 01 - 02:32 AM (#370741)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Ebbie

An Aside: Seth, I know a Gao Rang here, a neat young woman- now that's she's a US citizen, she calls herself Annie. But I like Gao Rang. Great name.

Eb


08 Jan 01 - 03:30 AM (#370751)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: GUEST,Thom M. at work

Don't forget Claude Balls, Wan Hung Lo, Mr.Completely, I.P. Freely, Crabby Appleton, Tung Chow, and Flat Foot Floogey with the floy floy.
Thom


08 Jan 01 - 04:42 AM (#370760)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Ella who is Sooze

Matthew

Orla

Meadhbh

Geraint

Euan

Hamish

Ella

Megan


08 Jan 01 - 07:40 AM (#370782)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Audi

ROFLOL! I love this thread!

My own real name is one of these kind--it's not as bad as Ima Hogg, but close, and it's a comic book character. I can never tell it to anyone without getting a reaction. I don't know WHY my parents did that to me. They plead ignorance--they just thought it was a lovely name. I told them I will carve my name on their headstones after they die--so they can always remember how lovely it has been for me...LOL!

Consequently, I have an obsession about collecting these kinds of names. I personally knew a Candy Treat (her name was Candice--"Hey guys, want a piece of Candy?"--she's heard all her life.) Also, I knew a very unclean girl named Constance Gross. An extremely obese guy named Don Madewell. A friend named Frank Allen Geist (his initials were the problem) another friend named Tesa Season, and another named Reefer Roller (Reefer being his mother's maiden name) and Kenny Rohrbach.

My favorites to collect are the names that also have significance with the occupation of the individual. My first such name was my grandfather who was a 'Miner'--both name and occupation. Attorney's names are hilarious to me especially, and these are all real attorneys: Marvin Shaft, a Charles Fuqua (also a politician), Willy Crook, William Justiss, George Filcher, Charlotte Murphy (her office is called Murphy's Law), J. E. Hagler, Christine Horwart (!), H. Slinkard...soooo many. My family doctor's name was Dr. Butt. His brother was a Judge ("All rise for Judge Butt"). I went to a dentist named Thomas Hardy Pull. A good friend who also loves music is named Rick Tooney.

I like the ficticious names as well, Patty Cakes, the Judge (Your Honor) Offer, Handel Cox, Willa Cumnow, Rip Thunder......

I also love names like these in fiction. One of my all time favorites is Walt Kelly's Sarcophagus MacAbre. And, nearly all the characters' names in the Harry Potter series are double entendres--they are all great.

Audi


08 Jan 01 - 08:21 AM (#370787)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Crazy Eddie

Hu Flung Dung is a well known Oriental Name.
Lawyers, you can't beat the firm of "Sue, Grabbet, & Runn"
Builders, "Norfolk & Good"
I've actually met both Christopher Cross & Richard Head. Neither one like their first names to be abbreviated.
If you need to name a horse, then "Hoof-Hearted" is a good bet, as is "Dusty Carpet" (he's never been beaten).
Angus Mc Oatup is a pleasant Caledonian gentleman.
Terry Pratchett has a couple of very evangelical characters, whose sect was originally quite violent, but who now try to convert people peacefully. "Smite the Ungodly with cunning arguments" & "Visit the Unbeliever With Godly Pamphlets" or something similar. Personally I like totally umpronouncable names like "WRTXE" or "NJBYRT"


08 Jan 01 - 09:54 AM (#370820)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: CamiSu

Names also point to where one is from... Alden is a fine old New England name. Never thought I'd have a nephew with it. In the Colorado town my husband is from, LaVerne Johnson married LaVerne McConnell, so now when you talk about one of them the listener will ask he or she? And my friend Carroll W. **** dated a girl, Carol Wendy *same last name! Of course I get the same thing with a name like Cameron. I met another woman with the name and she also had a Quaker background, and got her name from her grandfather. And there is always the name my other grandfather passed on to a girl-child, Cola Godden ****

I also like my friend's name, Raven.

On the subject of names going in cycles, I chose my kids names when I was in high school and NO one was named Jessica or Joshua... Oh well.

And for job appropriate names, who could beat Cardinal Sin?

Cami Su


08 Jan 01 - 10:12 AM (#370827)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler

UK comedian, Dudley's own Lenny Henry, used to have wonderful names for his characters. Of course I can only remember one (damn CRS). His Al Green/Barry White style soul singer was Theophilus T. Wildebeeste.
RtS (aka Mal Canto, Donnie Lonegan, Croakin' Bullfrog - a moving target is harder to hit)


08 Jan 01 - 10:53 AM (#370846)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: GUEST,Matt_R

Why thank you, Ella!

I've always been partial to Duncan A. River.

Audi, your name isn't Lois Lane is it??


08 Jan 01 - 11:48 AM (#370876)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Bill D

always thought the Folk Legacy recording artist Harry Tufts was an interesting one....(remenided me of my freshman year in college when the young English teacher passed around a 'sigh-up' sheet, and some wag (no, NOT me)added 'Harry Peters' to the list...and when she went to call the roll, there was inordinate giggling when she read the name several times and no one answered.....ah, youth...

also..one I invented when I was about 13..."Jootminsky Swigminor Warfle"


08 Jan 01 - 12:49 PM (#370926)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Kim C

Well, there was Ole Bull, 19th century Norwegian violinist.

How about Imagene Poole? heeheehee

A friend of mine said she once worked with a man whose real name was Texas Youngblood. Sounds like something out of a Louis L'Amour novel. And Louis was pretty good with character names.

And from a recent Prairie Home Companion: Destiny Krepsbach.


08 Jan 01 - 01:58 PM (#370978)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: DougR

Check out the telephone book. It's full of names.

DougR


08 Jan 01 - 02:03 PM (#370982)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: mousethief

Doug, you stole my suggestion.

Alex


08 Jan 01 - 02:55 PM (#371022)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: wysiwyg

Oh! We have two doctors Dy here, brothers I think. It's pronounced DEE but you can't fool me!

~S~


09 Mar 01 - 12:47 AM (#413756)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: GUEST,artful dodger

Thanks everyone!! The names are great though I don't think I'll use some of them being a little on the indecent side!!! But they were great.I think a bad guy named Ivory Charlie will do nicely!


09 Mar 01 - 12:58 AM (#413763)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Robo

Audi . . . can't believe I've found another person whose grandfather was named Miner! Amazing. I still believe ours is the only family with a Miner Cole, however!

Rob-o


09 Mar 01 - 01:42 AM (#413792)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Sorcha

Is that a second cousin to a Miner Chord? (sorry, couldn't resist)


09 Mar 01 - 08:03 AM (#413885)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Mr Red

I collect appropriate names - ones that the New Scientist refer to as "nominative determinism" Like Sir Henry Plum president of the Farmers Union and Juan Trippe founder, President & CEO of Pan Am.

You get the Idea "in jokes", appropriate names, subtle humour.

Don't forget the title punchy and clever and no more that 5 words or it will get smaller print billing.

Best of Luck


09 Mar 01 - 08:26 AM (#413902)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Sarah the flute

When I worked in Market Research I once interviewed a Dr De'Ath and the one that really makes me laugh every time I drive past the "shop" is Jolly's the Funeral Director !!!


09 Mar 01 - 08:39 AM (#413921)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: LR Mole

Down the hall in the Nomenclatural Professional Building from Dewy, Cheatham and Howe are those two other law firms, Push, Down, and Turne and Lather, Rinse, and Repeatte. Have Rufus Leaking and James Nasium been mentioned yet?


09 Mar 01 - 08:41 AM (#413923)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Sarah the flute

Or then there are those 2 well known authors of learned scientific articles on Urinary Tract Infections - Mssrs Smellie and Leakey (I swear this is true)


09 Mar 01 - 11:45 AM (#414067)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Bert

I used to know an electrician named Ted Flicker.


09 Mar 01 - 01:58 PM (#414164)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Mr Red

Sarah the Flute - Jolly's?

Is that Bath by any chance? Incedentally the Rising Sun session, Sun - which Rising Sun or both in Bath?

The estate Agents in Bridgnorth "Doolittle and Dally" though my Aunt reckoned it started as a firm of solicitors. No matter it amounts to the same.

I like the James Nasium, obviously a pun in there but not in yer face. Needs a smidgin more application of brain and worth the effort. I'm sure we can add to the fun here - but not while I'm typing.

I have about 300 Pub names with appropriate streets/towns though only a couple actually exist, all of em should.

eg "Eve Ninn Hall", Lesby Avenue (next the Police Station). "the Long & Winding Road", Utrecht. Well you get the idea. let me know if you can stand any more Inn jokes!


10 Mar 01 - 01:32 AM (#414515)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Lyrical Lady

50 Yards to the Outhouse ... written by Willie Makeit...edited by Betty Dont!
Hole in the Mattress written by Mr. Completely
Rusty Bedsprings ... written by I.P. Nightly
Ahhh .. you've all heard those before!
How about Hortense fungusface!
Cheers! ...LL


10 Mar 01 - 08:23 AM (#414566)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Sarah the flute

Mr Red

Jolly's might have been Bath, or Bristol or even Manchester I got around a lot in those days before I got a boring sensible job!

When I was little we had a Peter the Postman and an Ernie the Milkman - maybe they are a bit too UK orientated


10 Mar 01 - 08:31 AM (#414567)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Allan C.

Years ago during a beach vacation I came to fancy the name, Sandy Capo.


10 Mar 01 - 10:33 AM (#414611)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Mr Red

Hunter Smoon & brother Harvey. Then there could be Horst Hughes, and his cousin Hutch. And in the meterology corner - Lois Temps, Cy Clone, Rainer Shine, Cloudio Verhere and his son hiding being him.

UK radio programme that goes by the name of "I'm sorry I haven't a Clue" (spoof panel game) ends the show with just such names being announced as late arrivals to the "Firemans" or "Stud Farmers'" etc etc Ball.

Tolkien did this sort of thing in Lord of the Rings, though more often he played games with place names, even managing triple puns for the cognicenti (not me I assure you).


10 Mar 01 - 11:16 AM (#414637)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Mr Red

late (slow) entries

Penelope Forum and Valerie Halla. Patricia O'Dores (probably a UK speciality), Nathan Wide.

BUT really folks.......

I met a Wayne K King in NZ (still have his visiting card) though when I told the next customer he was unfazed showing me the employee list included a Wayne Carr (cf UK electronics company Wayne Kerr). Also in the collection of business cards is Jacques Ardon (I can prove it!) and Robin Banks who never said "sorry I was held up" when arriving late - but I was hoping!

Job ad in UK (still have the cutting) it reads "write to Walsall Screw Specialists - attn Mr Makepeace"


10 Mar 01 - 11:40 AM (#414651)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Little Hawk

For hamsters: archaic and pretentious sounding names are great. such as...

Winston, Throckmorton, Prendergast, Oglethorpe, and Dudley. That's for male hamsters.

Female hamsters? Well...

How about Lobelia or Lucretia.

Then there are the names you put on order forms to get revenge on junk mail advertisers.

Yes!!! Send me 5 years of Time Magazine (and a FREE mouse pad! Oh, wow! Golly gee!) forthwith to:

Yurko Slobodovich, Gus Fyfield, or the weird name of your choice...at the fictional address of your invention...preferably in some really remote little community at a post office box or even General Delivery...or just pick a street name and number somewhere in Chicago for variety.

If enough people did this on a regular basis junk mail would soon cease to exist.

"Hugh G. Rekshun" has gotta meet Seymour Flesch (the male stripper) one of these days...

- LH


11 Mar 01 - 07:17 AM (#415103)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Mr Red

Don't forget the trend set by Richard Brinsley Sheridan in "the Rivals"

eg Mrs Malaprop - always saying things that were not (mal) apropriate. hence malapropisms, or as a psychyatrist might say Fruedian Slips (don't have to be sex related to qualify).


11 Mar 01 - 10:47 AM (#415173)
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite Names
From: Amos

Freudian slips and malapropisms are different things, Red. The former are instances of mis-speaking which actually reveal some deeper frame of mind or suppressed desire. Example:"Honey, where are my Argyle sex?". A malapropism is a pretentious misuse of a word revealing ignorance, usually humorous, as '"Caparisons are odorous," she proclaims."' Or one by an eigth grader:

"We just learned about something new in health class, actually. I never heard of it before."

"Oh really? What was it?" I asked.

"We learned about girls who are anorexic and ballistic."

In this case you could argue that the use of ballistic for bulimic was possibly a malapropism AND a Freudian slip! :>)

A