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05 Jan 01 - 07:17 PM (#369354) Subject: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: katlaughing Click for the 'PermaThread™: List of all joke threads'You can link to the Second Edition by clicking here, which, in turn, has a link to the very first one. I shall start this one off with two I saw on the same "bubba" truck, today. I am not saying they are the funniest and I KNOW they won't be to some. I'll post better ones as I see them. Please add yours, too:
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05 Jan 01 - 07:21 PM (#369359) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: SINSULL We may need this one again: "Lee Harvey, where are you now that we need you!" Apologies to all. Mary |
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05 Jan 01 - 07:33 PM (#369369) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: GUEST,Guest; Mark How about this one, GUN CONTROL: The ability to hit what you aim at! |
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05 Jan 01 - 08:04 PM (#369387) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Stewart Two "bumper stickers" on my guitar case:
I believe in
THE LAST TIME WE MIXED RELIGION WITH POLITICS Cheers, S. in Seattle
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05 Jan 01 - 08:46 PM (#369412) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Morticia One of my favourites ( apologies if it came up before) " If you can read this....some bastard stole my caravan" and in response, I assume, to all the " I heart( symbol) my dog etc." type stickers, I have a friend who swears he saw one reading " I spade ( symbol) my cat". |
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05 Jan 01 - 08:50 PM (#369417) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: rabbitrunning I think my favorite is the "Ghengis Khan World Tour" bumper sticker, although "I Saw Elvis Making Crop Circles" is a close second.
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05 Jan 01 - 11:32 PM (#369504) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: mmm my all time favorite one is your child may be a honnor student but your still an idiot mmm |
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05 Jan 01 - 11:42 PM (#369510) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: katlaughing Better a bleeding heart than none at all. |
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06 Jan 01 - 02:11 AM (#369548) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Amergin I saw one a few years ago that said something along the lines of "My kid beat up your student of the month". |
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06 Jan 01 - 02:21 AM (#369554) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Amergin Now there is one I think would look great on my old beat up van....my kid was prisoner of the month at folsom. |
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06 Jan 01 - 05:12 AM (#369591) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: wildlone I have a sticker on my motorcycle number plate, "Sorry did I just overtake you?" |
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06 Jan 01 - 06:01 AM (#369597) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: okthen One from the(few) UK, "Nationalise crime, so it does'nt pay" cheers bill |
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06 Jan 01 - 06:31 AM (#369600) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: AllisonA(Animaterra) On the car of a breeder of Australian Shepherds: "My dog is smarter than your honor student" I'm reeeeeeally tempted to get "I didn't vote for his daddy either!" |
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06 Jan 01 - 07:11 AM (#369607) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Bud Savoie My honor student just fired your stupid kid. |
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06 Jan 01 - 07:45 AM (#369613) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: mkebenn "For such a small town, we've sure got a lot of assholes" Mike |
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06 Jan 01 - 08:26 AM (#369617) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Bernard Seen on the bottom of a U.F.O.: If you can read this, you are about to be abducted! |
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06 Jan 01 - 09:37 AM (#369649) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: LDave Re-Elect Gore |
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06 Jan 01 - 09:40 AM (#369652) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: katlaughing Ahem...real ones, only, please*bg* Otherwise I'd have to post my own made-up, which has actually been used by me....Even a dog knows what a Bush is for! |
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06 Jan 01 - 10:34 AM (#369674) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Troll In very small letters: If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you. Never mind world peace-Visualize using your turn signal!
And-in order to offend as many as possible: troll ***ducking and running*** |
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06 Jan 01 - 10:55 AM (#369682) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: voyager My 3 Favorites..... "Will Be President for Food" "Eat More Lamb - 20,000 Coyotes Can't Be Wrong" (and from the Reagan Ear-a....) "Genghis Khan Loved His Mother" cheers |
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06 Jan 01 - 11:03 AM (#369689) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Dave Wynn This car has 16 valves...eight of 'em in the radio |
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06 Jan 01 - 11:25 AM (#369702) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Bernard Seen on the back of a local potato delivery lorry fleet: In case of fire, chip pan in cab. For you 'colonials', a 'chip pan' is what we Brits call a utensil for the cooking of 'french fries'... (aka deep fryer)!! That's because our 'potato chips' are called 'crisps'... Aaarggh! Thread creep...! |
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06 Jan 01 - 12:02 PM (#369723) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: wysiwyg Real ones. Oh maybe they are in thread one or two, sorry, I ain't going there now... so in case these were missed: Gas, Ass, or Grass. Nobody Rides for Free. Jesus is Coming! Look Busy! ~S~ |
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06 Jan 01 - 12:42 PM (#369748) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: paddymac "Holvnwvt Momes" - It's Creek. A colloquial translation would be "Shit Happens". |
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06 Jan 01 - 12:53 PM (#369758) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: GUEST,Bob Schwarer Politicians Prefer Unarmed peasants...buy a gun...piss off a liberal |
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06 Jan 01 - 12:54 PM (#369759) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Gary T Can't remember if I posted this on one of the previous threads--saw a photo of it in a bumper sticker book: Jesus Loves You, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole. Morticia's post above reminds me of seeing an ad in a magazine years ago, for little round stickers to place over the heart symbol on those "I [heart] my dog" types. The cover-up sticker was a drawing of a screw. |
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06 Jan 01 - 01:06 PM (#369769) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Susan from California Here's one I am making for my car-- "My President is Josiah Bartlett" in response to the NRA sticker of the past 8 years "My President is Charlton Heston". I just hope I only need it for 4 years!
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06 Jan 01 - 02:06 PM (#369787) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Morticia I thought Charlton Heston was God? |
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06 Jan 01 - 03:03 PM (#369826) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: rube1 REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS |
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06 Jan 01 - 04:57 PM (#369900) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: wysiwyg No, Charlton is Rick F. Hardi once had these side by side: Shit Happens One Day at a Time ~S~ |
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06 Jan 01 - 05:30 PM (#369935) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: pastorpest Warning! Thread Creep! This is the favourite special license plate we have seen. It was on a car with Ontario plates. B4UGOP |
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06 Jan 01 - 06:47 PM (#369997) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Amos "Sorry--My karma just ran over your dogma" |
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06 Jan 01 - 07:15 PM (#370019) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: GUEST,Justa Picker "Avenge yourself. Live long enough to be a burden to your children." |
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07 Jan 01 - 12:48 AM (#370198) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Bill D REALLY funny around the Wash DC area: "Caution, I brake for red lights!" |
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07 Jan 01 - 02:26 AM (#370232) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Sorcha Here in Old Wyoming, I never see any funny ones, just stuff like:
I (heart) My 30.06 Smetimes Wyoming is not a fun place to be, esp. for a Liberal/Feminist/Gun Hater who is married to a cop.....(who is also actually more Liberal than he would like to admit!) |
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07 Jan 01 - 11:20 AM (#370329) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Susan from California Sorcha--You need "I didn't vote for Bush, or his Daddy either" |
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07 Jan 01 - 12:12 PM (#370345) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Dave Wynn Save the trees...Eat more Beaver |
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07 Jan 01 - 12:36 PM (#370355) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Louie Roy No Trees,No Lumber,No Lumber, No Chips,No Chips, No Pulp, No Pulp, No Paper, Wipe your ass on a spotted owl |
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07 Jan 01 - 12:50 PM (#370363) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Peg Not sure if this showed up earlier, but my favorite of all time, whichk, after a moment's thought, caused me to laugh out loud on the street, was: "It Will be a Great Day When There is a Bake Sale." For those who do not understand/remember the 1980s bumpersticker reference...sorry.
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07 Jan 01 - 01:05 PM (#370368) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Bernard Help preserve wildlife... ...pickle a squirrel!
Dover for the Continent... ...Eastbourne for the Incontinent! For you 'colonials', perhaps I should explain that Dover is our nearest port to France, and Eastbourne is a seaside resort frequented by 'elderly citizens'! |
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07 Jan 01 - 01:38 PM (#370388) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Chocolate Pi Seen outside the astrophysics building here: a blue sticker reading: "If this appears red, you're driving too fast." Chocolate Pi |
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07 Jan 01 - 02:04 PM (#370397) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Metchosin How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost? CATS: The other white meat I'm an imbecile and I vote Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? |
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07 Jan 01 - 02:25 PM (#370406) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Amergin Hey, Metchosin.....don't let Kat see that sticker....she's liable to beat you with it... |
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07 Jan 01 - 03:02 PM (#370410) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: katlaughing DAMIFINO |
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07 Jan 01 - 03:23 PM (#370415) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Smok My cousins have a restaurant in jacksonville/mayport, fl called the daminfino. they just had t-shirts tho. Great shrimp if you like seafood. |
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07 Jan 01 - 03:43 PM (#370419) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Morticia what does daminfino mean? |
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07 Jan 01 - 04:18 PM (#370433) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Gary T Morticia, I believe Smok made a typo with an extra "n" in the middle. kat wrote "DAMIFINO." Say it aloud (second "I" pronounced "eye"). |
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07 Jan 01 - 04:53 PM (#370442) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Morticia nope, don't get it..... |
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07 Jan 01 - 05:08 PM (#370448) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Gary T (I'll be) DAMNed IF I KNOW. Might be pronunciation difference or an unfamiliar phrase across the pond. Even here, "Hell if I know" is more common than that one. |
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07 Jan 01 - 05:17 PM (#370453) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Morticia Ahhhhh, thank you Gary, I appreciate your patience with a person who can be a little hard of comprehension from time to time. |
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07 Jan 01 - 06:29 PM (#370488) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: katlaughing I just saw it for the first time on a car from Colorado, today. Took me a minute, too, Mortee! |
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07 Jan 01 - 06:59 PM (#370507) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Plume My ten year old would like to see a bumper sticker that reads: Honk If You Locked Your Keys In Your Car. He swears he made it up. In the days when I was runnining a small theatre company and had little time for anything else I used to drive a car with the altered bumper sticker: Enjoy Dress Rehearsal, This Is Not a Life. |
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07 Jan 01 - 07:21 PM (#370536) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Troll I always thought that a Helifino was a cross between a hyena, an elephant, and a rhinoceros. troll |
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07 Jan 01 - 07:22 PM (#370538) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: kendall Jesus is coming, and, he is pissed! |
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07 Jan 01 - 07:54 PM (#370564) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Bill D I own 2 copise of a bumper sticker which the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency printed and gave away....briefly....about 1977 or so, before they decided it was not politically a good idea. It was during the fuel shortage and 55 MPH speed limit days, and it said "Driving 55 is chic, driving 75 is Sheik" |
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07 Jan 01 - 08:18 PM (#370578) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Susan from California "Honk if you understand punctuated equilibrium" I used to have one of these, but I don't have that car anymore. I actually got to honk and wave to someone else who had one, tho nobody ever honked at me. |
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07 Jan 01 - 08:32 PM (#370590) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Haruo My favorite is
The first and fourth of the four bumperstickers in my "bufrostriaro" (Esperanto for "bumpersticker collection" - don't worry, the bumperstickers are in English), while I'm not sure if they're amusing, make me scratch my head. |
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07 Jan 01 - 08:43 PM (#370599) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Haruo To make a red heart symbol appear on many people's screens, you can type the HTML [Submit Message] ... Liland |
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07 Jan 01 - 08:46 PM (#370603) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Haruo Sho' 'nuff!! By changing the number you can get the other suits, as in You're welcome. Liland |
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07 Jan 01 - 09:07 PM (#370615) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: kendall Honk if you hate noise |
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07 Jan 01 - 11:34 PM (#370682) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: rabbitrunning I understand that in Florida you can get bumper stickers that read "Don't blame me, I think I voted for Gore..." |
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08 Jan 01 - 12:18 PM (#370903) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Morticia ooooooh, clever Liland! I'll try that out at the earliest opportunity, thanks. |
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08 Jan 01 - 12:38 PM (#370916) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: mousethief True Story: some time ago, Wisconsin was running a tourism campaign with the slogan "Escape to Wisconsin!" Bumper stickers saying same started popping up on cars in the Chicago area. One day I saw a car that had 2 bumper stickers. Left side: Jesus is returning soon! Right side: Escape to Wisconsin! Alex |
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08 Jan 01 - 12:45 PM (#370920) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Kim C Here's one I see once in a while that continues to perplex me: "Men are idiots and I married their King." Well, if you're married to the King of Idiots, what does that say about YOU? |
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08 Jan 01 - 12:46 PM (#370921) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: GUEST,Darren from Florida "Another Jewish Senior Citizen for Buchanan" |
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08 Jan 01 - 12:47 PM (#370923) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Bill D Liland, you made my day!...and I have been playing with fonts for months now, and never realized that the SYMBOL font that comes with Windows had those... ¥ Å Ã |
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08 Jan 01 - 12:50 PM (#370927) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: GUEST,Guest It's all about you, isn't it. Leno vs Letterman Deathmatch Pass me, I'm busy on the cell phone and brushing my hair. Try your blinkers, I'll like it. Cell phone and makeup, who's driving. |
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08 Jan 01 - 12:51 PM (#370928) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Max My cousin puts out these.
I have one that says: "Mud is Thicker Than Water" |
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08 Jan 01 - 01:26 PM (#370949) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: katlaughing Smart cousin, Max!! Love 'em! And, hey! How can we get a Mud is thicker than water one???? |
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08 Jan 01 - 01:31 PM (#370952) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Micca Kendall, You are an EVIL person!!!!!!!! I read your post "Jesus is coming and he is pissed!" as a BRIT, using the English/english vocab and got coffee down my nose....It must be all that water into wine... |
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08 Jan 01 - 03:59 PM (#371054) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: sophocleese Micca, next door to my parent's house was parked a van with a sticker saying "God is coming and is she pissed!" My more uptight English relatives visiting at the time were not amused. |
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08 Jan 01 - 07:43 PM (#371222) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: NightWing Saw this one the other day. A friend of mine is moving to The City to work in radical television. I think I need to find one of these for him.
Win Valuable Prizes
BB, |
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08 Jan 01 - 11:46 PM (#371289) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Ebbie Life after Death- Guaranteed! That struck me so funny- because if there is no life after death, who is coming back to claim the money? Eb |
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09 Jan 01 - 11:11 AM (#371444) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Kim C We have one here in Nashville that says Welcome to Nashville... now y'all go home. |
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09 Jan 01 - 12:57 PM (#371515) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Harold W Next time, please wave all your fingers at me |
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09 Jan 01 - 10:20 PM (#371958) Subject: Fish and their evolutionary scions From: Haruo A variation on the bumper sticker is the fish, or ICQUS, and its progeny (the classic one being the "Darwin Fish", which have become the champions of "Creation Science" and "Darwinian Evolution" respectively. The symbolism is rooted in the ancient Christian use of the fish as a "secret" symbol, based on the fact that the Greek word for "FISH", ICQUS, is an acronym for the Greek phrase meaning "Jesus Christ, God's Son, Saviour". At least in the USA these little metallic statements on the boots of folks' second-hand cars (the modern meaning of the fish is "a previous owner of this car was an evangelical Christian") have spawned a host of take-offs, some quite clever. My personal favorite, though I'm a Baptist, is the "Gefilte Fish", whose likeness you can see at my (Esperanto of course) Gefilte Fish Recipe page. A number of other variants can be seen at my The Fish and Its Offspring page. Among those I've not yet put up are versions incorporating UFOs and the Olympic Rings. And some atheistic or agnostic website (I've forgotten which one) has cute little Jesus fish animated GIF that evolves before your very eyes into its Darwinian reflex. Liland |
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09 Jan 01 - 10:44 PM (#371975) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Nancy King I have one (on my refrigerator, actually) that says Very Important Person -- Pass with AWE Remember the "do it" bumper stickers? Divers do it deeper, etc.? I've always wanted one that says "Folksingers do it in the oral tradition." Cheers, Nancy |
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09 Jan 01 - 10:51 PM (#371980) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: GUEST,Fred Two of my favorites, not mentioned so far in this thread:
Paranoids are following me. Don't tell ME what kind of day to have! |
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09 Jan 01 - 10:59 PM (#371984) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: GUEST,guest, Matthew Dare to keep the CIA off Drugs! |
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09 Jan 01 - 11:00 PM (#371985) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: mousethief Liland, have you seen the fish things that just say "NCHIPS" inside the fish? That's the one I want. Alex |
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09 Jan 01 - 11:01 PM (#371986) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Haruo I had a T-shirt once that said LINGUISTS do it with their TONGUES. Would've made a nice bumper sticker, but I wore it on my chest. In fact, in my photo album (yeah, I know, that's French, not Esperanto; sorry!) I'm wearing it in the one where my head is inside a pumpkin. Oh no! It's not there! Where'd it go?! Ah; here. (My last drunken Hallowe'en, 1983. At Miya's, the sushi bar that cost me my marriage and house.) Liland |
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09 Jan 01 - 11:07 PM (#371987) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Haruo Yes, Alex, it's at my Fish and Its Offspring page, most of the way down the page. Incidentally, did you get the copy of the St. Ninian MIDI I emailed you? Liland |
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10 Jan 01 - 02:09 AM (#372020) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Elise I have one on my doumbek case that says "Please don't tell my mother I'm a bellydancer. She thinks I'm a weekend madam in a whorehouse." I couldn't put anything on my car that said whorehouse, hence the drum case. I used to have a car with a license plate that said 2wat657. I don't think the DMV liked me. |
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10 Jan 01 - 12:07 PM (#372223) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Bert Save the Naugas |
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10 Jan 01 - 12:37 PM (#372241) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: katlaughing Seen this morning: "You say I'm a bitch...like it's a bad thing..." Elise, I am a dimbulb this a.m., please explain your license plate...I can't make it out. Thanks!! |
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10 Jan 01 - 12:37 PM (#372242) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Bill D a bit 'topical' for REAL bumper sticker status, but I'd love to see one of the headline in todays Op-ed page in the Washington Post, in which the author questions the necessity of adding a trip to an ancient city in the Andes to a senate intelligence committee's 'fact finding' junket thru S. America....
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10 Jan 01 - 02:24 PM (#372302) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: GUEST,guestguestguestguest(intruder)guest from what i've been told by an inhabitant thereof, the southern part of the state of New Hampshire (ham-pshyeya) is being infested (his word) by former inhabitants of Massachusetts, who happen to favor gun control... the New Hampshire response has been a bumper sticker that reads... My gun has killed less people than Ted Kennedy's Car. i like it |
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10 Jan 01 - 02:49 PM (#372319) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: mousethief That figures, don't it? It should be "fewer people than Kennedy's car" not "less...". Alex |
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10 Jan 01 - 03:04 PM (#372334) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Elise Alex, that reminds me of one I often see in Hayward (the armpit of California)that reads "I wonder if you'd drive better if that phone was up your ass". I agree with the sentiment, but it's so like Haywardians to get the grammer wrong and stick it on their cars anyway! (It should be "were up your ass"). Kat, say it out loud, two, wat. (The 657 is incidental). |
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10 Jan 01 - 03:16 PM (#372342) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: mousethief Elise, That's the most angry of the "hang up and drive" bumper stickers. I wonder if there's one that's truly a knee-slapper? I've seen oodles but they're all variations on "your car is not a phone booth you twit" -- still looking for a real ringer. Alex |
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10 Jan 01 - 03:25 PM (#372353) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Troll Leaving Florida? Take a Friend! Tailgate With Care. Driver Reloading. troll |
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10 Jan 01 - 03:53 PM (#372370) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: katlaughing Yeah, thanks, Elise, I'd figured out the twat, just didn't see what the numbers had to do with a semi-naughty word:-) I was looking for something along the lines of 2wat2io = to what do I owe, sorta...lol |
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10 Jan 01 - 06:05 PM (#372460) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Elise Kat, I just thought it was amusing that the DMV would give me a liscence plate that said twat. It's too much to ask of them that the numbers go with it. I was kinda hoping for 2wat696. |
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10 Jan 01 - 06:57 PM (#372529) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: katlaughing OH! I am sorry, Elise, I read your first posting about it all wrong! I thought the DMV didn't like you because you meant you'd ordered it to say that, so I figured the numbers had to have some significance,too, though I wasn't sure why you'd want one that said "twat!" Whew! Glad that was cleared up!**BG** Thanks! |
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10 Jan 01 - 07:21 PM (#372553) Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III From: Little Hawk Specialty license plates for 2 car family: FAH KYU FAH KYU-2 As for bumper stickers...saw this one: Lord Jesus, save me from your followers! Ebbie: And if there is life after death, why would they bother to come back for the money? A conundrum, isn't it? "Your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore..." - LH |
