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BS: Thought for the day - 24 Jan 2001

24 Jan 01 - 06:18 AM (#381092)
Subject: Thought for the day - 24 Jan 2001
From: Dave the Gnome

What does an occasional table do on the occasions it is not being a table???

Dave the Gnome (With apologies to Les Barker)


24 Jan 01 - 06:29 AM (#381094)
Subject: RE: BS: Thought for the day - 24 Jan 2001
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler

And why is there only one Monopolies Commission (and why isn't their a Ludo Commission, a Scrabble Commission....)?
RtS (Ain't it grand to be daft?)


24 Jan 01 - 06:30 AM (#381095)
Subject: RE: BS: Thought for the day - 24 Jan 2001
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler

...but daft or not I should have typed "there" not "their"!
RtS (providing work for proof-readers everywhere)


24 Jan 01 - 06:35 AM (#381097)
Subject: RE: BS: Thought for the day - 24 Jan 2001
From: Little Neophyte

Well Dave, I think we should put that occasional table to work.
Why not use the table on occasion by serving dinner on it for the person you are having an occasional affair with.
Bet we can come up with lots of occasional uses for that table.

Little Neo


24 Jan 01 - 07:00 AM (#381107)
Subject: RE: BS: Thought for the day - 24 Jan 2001
From: Skeptic

"Bet we can come up with lots of occasional uses for that table."

Occasionally.

Regards John


24 Jan 01 - 07:16 AM (#381114)
Subject: RE: BS: Thought for the day - 24 Jan 2001
From: GUEST

Confusion not only reigns, it pours. -- ?


24 Jan 01 - 01:05 PM (#381376)
Subject: RE: BS: Thought for the day - 24 Jan 2001
From: Morticia

I've got an occasional table
Look, there it is, over there
I've got an occasional table
Today's it's day off....it's a chair
Les Barker

I can go find the rest if anyone wants it....it's one of my favourites but I haven't commited it to memory.


24 Jan 01 - 02:20 PM (#381447)
Subject: RE: BS: Thought for the day - 24 Jan 2001
From: SINSULL

On occasion, it has been known to hold coffee table books.


24 Jan 01 - 02:21 PM (#381449)
Subject: RE: BS: Thought for the day - 24 Jan 2001
From: SINSULL

Bet I just killed another thread!


24 Jan 01 - 05:00 PM (#381546)
Subject: RE: BS: Thought for the day - 24 Jan 2001
From: Micca

and on other occasions it holds coffee mornings....