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24 Jan 01 - 12:54 PM (#381370) Subject: Micro$oft's New OS Hehehehe... ;-) From: Clinton Hammond http://www.geocities.com/rcwoolley/
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24 Jan 01 - 01:14 PM (#381380) Subject: RE: BS: Micro$oft's New OS Hehehehe... ;-) From: Skeptic After three "blue screens of death" today, it hiit the spot. Thanks John conversely, cement actually works |
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24 Jan 01 - 01:17 PM (#381383) Subject: RE: BS: Micro$oft's New OS Hehehehe... ;-) From: Amergin Great, Going to have to show this at work....unless it's already been around..... |
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24 Jan 01 - 05:17 PM (#381556) Subject: RE: BS: Micro$oft's New OS Hehehehe... ;-) From: Kim C OHmagawd, that is one of The Funniest Things I have ever seen.... wish I had thought of it! :) |
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24 Jan 01 - 05:43 PM (#381564) Subject: RE: BS: Micro$oft's New OS Hehehehe... ;-) From: hesperis Whooooohhhh! That's nasty!!!!! (I like it!) |
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24 Jan 01 - 10:48 PM (#381791) Subject: RE: BS: Micro$oft's New OS Hehehehe... ;-) From: Gypsy So, is it contact? Aliphatic? Water based? enquiring minds want to know! < ;o) |
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25 Jan 01 - 01:08 AM (#381874) Subject: RE: BS: Micro$oft's New OS Hehehehe... ;-) From: Sorcha Hey, I've got the damned ME edition. Would ya just shaddup? I am trying to keep the Gremlins quiet, here. |
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29 Jan 01 - 05:06 PM (#385140) Subject: RE: BS: Micro$oft's New OS Hehehehe... ;-) From: Justa Picker (...while we're at it...) Microsoft Frozen Dinner The latest news is that computer giant Microsoft is expanding its empire to include frozen dinners. Instructions for Microsoft's new frozen dinner product are as follows: You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights to all TV dinners. You may not give anyone else a bite of your dinner (which would constitute an infringement of Microsoft's rights). You may, however, let others smell and look at your dinner and are encouraged to tell them how good it is.' If you have a PC microwave oven, insert the dinner into the oven. Set the oven using these keystrokes: \mstv.dinn.//08.5min@@50%heat// Then enter: ms//start.cook_dindin/yummy\|/yum~yum:-)gohot#cookme. If you' have a Mac oven, insert the dinner and press start. The oven will set itself and cook the dinner. If you have a Unix oven, insert the dinner, enter the ingredients of the dinner (found on the package label), the weight of the dinner, and the desired level of cooking and press start. The oven will calculate the time and heat and cook the diner exactly to your specification.' Microsoft dinners never crash, though be forewarned that in case of such an unlikely event of a Microsoft dinner crash, your oven must be restarted. This is a simple procedure. Remove the dinner from the oven and enter ms.nodamn.good/tryagain\again/again.crap.' This process may have to be repeated. Try unplugging the microwave and then doing a cold reboot. If this doesn't work, contact your hardware vendor.' Many users have reported that the dinner tray is far too big - larger than the dinner itself - having many "useless" compartments, most of which are empty. These are for future menu items. If the tray is too large to fit in your oven, you will need to upgrade your equipment.' Dinners are only available from registered outlets, and only the chicken variety is currently produced. If you want another variety, call Microsoft Help and they will explain that you really don't want another variety. Microsoft Chicken is all you really need.' Microsoft has disclosed plans to discontinue all smaller versions of their chicken dinners. Future releases will only be in the larger family size. Excess chicken may be stored for future use, but must be saved only in Microsoft approved packaging.' Microsoft promises a dessert with every dinner after '98. However, that version has yet to be released. Users have permission to get thrilled in advance.' Microsoft dinners may be incompatible with other dinners in the freezer, causing your freezer to self-defrost. This is a feature, not a bug. Your freezer probably should have been defrosted anyway. |