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I HAVE COME!

28 Jan 01 - 02:40 PM (#384311)
Subject: I HAVE COME!
From: Darkitar Shard

I have come to this board seeking musicians and bards?!


28 Jan 01 - 02:43 PM (#384313)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Lepus Rex

I'm neither. Sorry. What's your name mean? Ah, and welcome.

---Lepus Rex


28 Jan 01 - 02:44 PM (#384315)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Gypsy

Well, you gottem. Now, whatcha gonna do with em?


28 Jan 01 - 02:45 PM (#384316)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Darkitar Shard

I don't know quite yet.........


28 Jan 01 - 02:45 PM (#384317)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Micca

and I thought you were just breathing heavy........


28 Jan 01 - 02:50 PM (#384318)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: catspaw49

Yeah....glad to have you.......Just try to keep it off the walls huh?

Spaw


28 Jan 01 - 03:00 PM (#384321)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Clinton Hammond

great.. just what Mudcat needs... an 'in character' poster...

Lemme guess, D.S.... you go to all the ren faires you can, right?

LOL!


28 Jan 01 - 03:17 PM (#384325)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Lonesome EJ

Ask not what your Forum can do for you, but rather what you can do for your Forum, my Friend.


28 Jan 01 - 03:29 PM (#384329)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: kendall

Dont raise your hands to us..it leaves your groin unprotected.


28 Jan 01 - 03:39 PM (#384333)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Troll

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

troll


28 Jan 01 - 04:10 PM (#384351)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Clinton Hammond

The owls are not what they seem...

;-)


28 Jan 01 - 04:38 PM (#384364)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: MMario

Clinton - what's wrong with ren-faire? :)


28 Jan 01 - 05:07 PM (#384372)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Jeri

Clinton, leave the owls alone. You can't have a decent conversation with an owl. Try a nice spruce log.

Welcome, Bard Shard!


28 Jan 01 - 05:08 PM (#384373)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Midchuck

micca, 'spaw, I should have figured you'd beat me to it (so to speak).

P.


28 Jan 01 - 05:11 PM (#384374)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: katlaughing

Problem with P.E., I take it? Sure leaves a partner dissatisfied.


28 Jan 01 - 05:17 PM (#384378)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Lanfranc

Darkitar (n,vulg)corr. darkiter (prop. darkifer) = bringer of darkness, confusion

Shard (n) a piece of broken glass or pottery (OE potsherd)

Stick a label on it and it's no longer frightening. Every archaeologist knows that.

Welcome, enigma wrapped in a shattered amphora, shame about the wine.


28 Jan 01 - 05:33 PM (#384384)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Clinton Hammond

Jeri.. glad someone got that reference...

;-)


28 Jan 01 - 06:11 PM (#384398)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Jeri

I'll bet you peaked everyone's curiosity, though.


28 Jan 01 - 06:23 PM (#384402)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)

Oh, and welcome to the Mudcat, the best and craziest place on the web!


28 Jan 01 - 07:39 PM (#384432)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Allan C.

We were all watching an intense movie at a theater when an obviously drunken man burst through the entry doors, staggered forward and shouted, "Ladies, I have arrived!"

True story. The header here sorta reminded me.


28 Jan 01 - 08:37 PM (#384468)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: catspaw49

Why am I somehow waiting for the other shoe to drop here?

I HAVE GONE!

Well it just kinda' fits, ya' know?

Spaw


28 Jan 01 - 09:43 PM (#384503)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: hesperis

Hello, Darkitar! I did tell you about all the people here who take strange medications, didn't I? Or did I forget? (Those irony pills I've been taking lately have been scrambling my brain waves, I think...)

Anyway, welcome to Mudcat!

Check out the thread about my story while you're here, ok? Fiction Casting Call

(Oh, and do you know about the personal messages yet? You can send a private message to any Mudcat member. Check under "personal pages" at the top.)

Phoaks, I just told this friend of mine from another forum about mudcat earlier today, and here he is!
WARNING: He plays accordion! (Be scared. Be very scared.)

~*sirepseh*~


28 Jan 01 - 09:49 PM (#384507)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Troll

Accordian, eh? Out of deference to CarolC 'cause she says kind things about me, I will refrain from pulling out all my accordian-player jokes.
BTW, button or piano?

troll


28 Jan 01 - 09:55 PM (#384511)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: catspaw49

Aw geez, I shoulda' known that an Orillian was behind this somewhat bizarre introduction...................so much for keeping it off the walls. Look here Shard, you're not going to runoff at the jaw incessantly about Dylan or some dimbulb, psychotic astronaut are you? And tell me you don't have a toenail collection....Please???

Spaw


28 Jan 01 - 10:11 PM (#384517)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Little Hawk

Why should he when I can do all those things so well, Spaw? Let's face it, I've got it covered. Have you heard my in depth analysis of "Ballad Of A Thin Man"? No? Too bad, I'm not in the mood right now...

Darkitar Shard! Welcome! I am a musician and am sometimes considerd a bard. In fact, I was a genuine bard in another lifetime, but got terminated at an early age by a spear through the back, following a brief altercation with 2 drunken castle guards who really should have known better. I died quickly...they didn't! Poor suckers.

Anyway, welcome to Mudcat. It is a wonderful forum. I am also a good friend of Brassfire, by the way. I like QFG okay, but tend to get into historical games more on the whole. I love the personal pictures on the QFG forum!

You know the one that used to say "Where are the beasts? I want to dominate!" It's a beauty! Brassfire did some artwork on it. The one that Druss has bothers me though, cos it's so wimpy looking...besides, Druss rhymes with wuss! Maybe someone should tell him. Ha ha!

I am Little Hawk. Welcome.

- LH


29 Jan 01 - 01:14 AM (#384587)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: JedMarum

ah, Troll - one of my very favorite quotes ("Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. ") I am amazed how many times in life it is sooo appropriate to use!


29 Jan 01 - 01:35 AM (#384590)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: wysiwyg

Are these people proselytizing? I thought that was my job. Guess I'll have to quit!

Morillians! Or are the breeding? Cloning? Hess, you fetchin' back critters from the wood?

Hey, I wrote my limerick, isn't there some damn huzzah next? Who do I get to visit, and for how long? Do I have to cook? Bring my own TP?

What's the drill?

Can I just come sleep on the right side of the bed? (Bringing my own pillows of course.)

~Frank Lee Bumstruss

Ooops, sorry DS, Welcome! Here's a kleenex.

Hey-- BTW, I have too, but more than once. You? (Here at Mudcat we share ALL the details. Hess tellya that?)


29 Jan 01 - 03:04 AM (#384599)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Amergin

You have come, huh? Is this a first time thing? I have come many times.....sometimes with an actual partner....


29 Jan 01 - 04:54 AM (#384615)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Ella who is Sooze

Ermmm... Has anyone noticed that the enigma who has come has not come again.... Perhaps you have all put him or her off with your comments, but I suppose starting a thread off like that means, it was open season for comments really....

Spaw.... very funny!

And welcome Darkitar.... that's not phoenetic typing for Doctor said in Polish English is it?

Curious and curiouser er er...

Bards R Us ©


29 Jan 01 - 04:59 AM (#384619)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: KingBrilliant

Baseball anyone?


29 Jan 01 - 07:59 AM (#384673)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Micca

Ella, maybe he is the "young man from Kent"??? who " instead of coming he went"???


29 Jan 01 - 08:28 AM (#384683)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Ella who is Sooze

lol Micca...

maybe - and can we have the rest of that rhyme...

Please come out to play Darkitar, we are perfectly harmless.... well, some of us are...

E


29 Jan 01 - 08:35 AM (#384687)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Geoff the Duck

What's wrong with a toenail collection. All the photo albums on the web have thumbnails - what have toes done wrong. Anyway, I file my toenails ALPHABETICALLY
!!!! Quack
GtD


29 Jan 01 - 09:15 AM (#384704)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Ella who is Sooze

erm...


29 Jan 01 - 10:03 AM (#384731)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Firecat

Spaw, you beat me to it!!!!

Welcome Darkitar Shard! How did you get your name??

Love and butterflies, Firecat (aka Katy)


29 Jan 01 - 01:22 PM (#384939)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Jande

Man! that Hesperis/Brassfire/etc./etc/ gets around, eh??
my welcome thread died... so "I have come" here, too. ::grin::
Welcome Shardy!
~ Jande


29 Jan 01 - 04:21 PM (#385091)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: hesperis

Spaw - do you have Orillia on the brain or something? I said Darkitar was a friend from "another forum" and you immediately assume he's from Orillia?

(Actually, I don't know where he's from, except for the QFG forum. (If he is from Orillia, that would be really funny!))


29 Jan 01 - 04:25 PM (#385099)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Megan L

As I was coming down the stair,

I met a man who wasn't there.

He wasn't there again today,

Perhaps Darkitar has gone away.

Hopeless effort but I'm tired


29 Jan 01 - 04:46 PM (#385112)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Little Hawk

So....

Why not come again???

- LH


29 Jan 01 - 04:46 PM (#385114)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: MMario

the 2nd coming?


29 Jan 01 - 04:52 PM (#385123)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: mousethief

Hmmm, Mmario. ogodogodogodogodogodogodogodogodogodogod!!!!!!

Alex


29 Jan 01 - 07:14 PM (#385240)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Bill D

There was a young fellow from Kent
Whose (tool) was so long that it bent
To save himself trouble,
He put it in double,
And instead of coming, we went

(a classic...has a few slight variations)


29 Jan 01 - 08:07 PM (#385281)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Micca

Many thanks Bill D for that, dos that make you the "Lily of Lacunae"


29 Jan 01 - 11:27 PM (#385378)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: MarkS

OK, somebody put the giraffe in the bathtub while I shave the cat.


30 Jan 01 - 06:46 AM (#385536)
Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: English Jon

"...corrrr. Don't you come near me with that razor...corrrr. Don't even fink about it. I'll getchooo....corrr. Damn humanz....corrrrr."

English Jon's Cat