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02 Feb 01 - 06:48 PM (#388768) Subject: Bear Fart Day(not for the faint) From: Julia HAPPY BEAR FART DAY!! Yes folks, today really is "Bear Fart " Day. You always wondered where Ground Hog Day came from ? Well, it was originally bears who crawled out of there dens in early Feb, and, well, did what anyone would do after sleeping for three months. BLAAATTT! Is that the trumpet of spring I hear? (I am NOT making this up... really!) Have a good "windy" day (Have some beans!) Tark Hamilton wrote: > TAE A FERT > Oh what a sleekit horrid beastie > Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie > Just as ye sit amongst yer kin > There starts to stur an awfie wind > The neeps and tatties and mushy peas > Stert working up a gentle breeze > But soon the puddin wi the sauncie face > Will hae ye blawn all ower the place > Nae matter whit the hell ye dae > A'body's gonnae have tae pay > Even if yae try tae stifle > It's like a bullet oot a rifle > Hawd yer bum tight tae the chair > Tae try and stop the leaking air > Shift yersell fae cheek to cheek > Pray tae god it disna reek > But aw yer efforts go asunder > Oot it comes like a clap o thunder > Ricochets aboot the room > Michty me - a sonic boom > God Almighty it fairly reeks > Hope I hivnae stained ma breeks > Tae the bog I better scurry > Aw whit the hell it's no ma worry > A'body roon aboot me chokin' > Wan or two are nearly bokin' > I'll feel better for a while > Cannae help but raise a smile > Wis him!! I shout wi accusin glower > Alas too late, he's just keeled ower > Ye dirty bugger they shout and stare > A dinnae feel welcome ony mair > Where e're ye go let the wind blow free > Sounds like a just the job fir me > Whit a fuss at Rabbie's perty > Ower the sake o' wan wee ferty > |
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03 Feb 01 - 03:28 AM (#389057) Subject: RE: Bear FarT Day From: Liz the Squeak I can never get it right, if yesterday was sunny and dry, is more winter on the way, and if it was wet, do we have an early spring? I thought it was Candlemass wet, more rain yet, Candlemass dry, winter gone by. But this doesn't agree with that fat little fuzzy thing or Bill Murray. Help?? LTS |