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22 Feb 01 - 09:59 AM (#403671) Subject: Lyrics: SEND IN THE CLONES From: GUEST,Len Wallace Seems a rather wealthy couple has now been influenced by a cultist doctor to do a cloning procedure. Send in the Clones words by Len Wallace tune: Send in the Clowns by Stephen Sondheim Isn't it great? Ain't I a pair? / I'm standing here on the ground and over there / Send in the clones. / Isn't it grand? Don't you approve? / I could then have my own cake and eat it too! / Where are the clones? Send in my clone / Bridge: Myself and then I would be we / Finally knowing the one that I wanted was me / Making two entrances with my usual flair / Betwixt and between - I'd always be there / But I gotta be rich, that part's so clear / I'd have the time of my lives plus two careers. / Where are the clones? I ought to be cloned / Well, maybe next year |
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22 Feb 01 - 11:33 AM (#403746) Subject: RE: Lyrics: SEND IN THE CLONES From: Clinton Hammond Not THE Len Wallace!?!?!?!?!?! LOL!!! |
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22 Feb 01 - 11:38 AM (#403748) Subject: RE: Lyrics: SEND IN THE CLONES From: Pseudolus This is hysterical!!!!! Gotta a weekend gig coming up, mind if I steal it?? Frank |
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22 Feb 01 - 11:50 AM (#403766) Subject: RE: Lyrics: SEND IN THE CLONES From: Wolfgang And let's not forget Les Barker's parody 'Send in the cones'. Wolfgang |
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22 Feb 01 - 12:00 PM (#403774) Subject: RE: Lyrics: SEND IN THE CLONES From: katlaughing LOL!! I thought this was going to be about Joe Offer's clones aka JoeClones! |
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22 Feb 01 - 06:29 PM (#404105) Subject: RE: Lyrics: SEND IN THE CLONES From: bflat If you were two, could I have one of you? Send me a clone. Ellen |
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22 Feb 01 - 07:24 PM (#404146) Subject: RE: Lyrics: SEND IN THE CLONES From: kendall Serious question. Would a clone have a soul? |
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23 Feb 01 - 03:51 AM (#404386) Subject: RE: Lyrics: SEND IN THE CLONES From: Mark Cohen Ah, but that brings to mind the talking breakfast pastry who, when asked to keep quiet for a short time, replied indignantly, "Would a scone have a lull?" (Dreadfully sorry, Kendall, it just sort of popped out.) Aloha, Mark |
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23 Feb 01 - 01:37 PM (#404642) Subject: RE: Lyrics: SEND IN THE CLONES From: GUEST,Len Wallace Gee, I was just cloning around when I wrote this (the realized I sent the version with the mistakes). The Bridge should have been: Bridge: Myself and I would become "we" / Finally knowing the one that I wanted was me / Making two entrances with my usual flair / Betwixt and between - I'd always be there / And yes Clinton, I am me, myself and I. And sure Frank, I'm glad someone liked it. And Ellen, proved the advantage of cloning. I could cheat on my wife and not feel guilty because it's the other me. As for the clone and soul question, I guess if he/she had rythmn. |
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23 Feb 01 - 02:05 PM (#404669) Subject: RE: Lyrics: SEND IN THE CLONES From: GUEST,guesT & then there was the scientist who cloned herself and sent the clone to work while she hung out. The flaw in the ointment was a minor glitch in the cloning--her clone had a filthy mouth. It finally got her in such trouble that she realized she'd have to get rid of the clone. But immediately after pushing her doppelganger off the bridge, she was arrested for "making an obscene clone fall" :) |