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05 Mar 01 - 03:10 PM (#411361) Subject: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Clinton Hammond And not in the good way... Between me being as busy as I have been with 2 bands, a solo show, and my maille making 'business' and the wife working about a zillion hours a week at her job our 6 year anniversary is this... We're swapping notes on the fridge door... the only time we're gonna have today is when she stops here long enough to drop off the car so I can go pick up 2 guys from one of the bands and take them to rehearsal... By the time I get home, she's gonna be out like a light because she's gotta get up at 5:30 or 6 for work.... Why can't one of you fix it so that I win the lottery eh!!!???!!! LOL!! ;-) |
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05 Mar 01 - 03:18 PM (#411366) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Matt_R Yeah really. Almost $1,000 in hospital bills, 3 of us in college (one preparing for grad school), a septic tank so bad that it's impossible to wash clothes or take showers, with a $6000 septic replacement on the way, but the guy who was supposed to do it never came, and my dad just lost his job. But yeah, I guess driving band members around can be tough too. |
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05 Mar 01 - 03:23 PM (#411370) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Little Hawk Ye gollies, Matt, and I thought I had it bad! I am gonna have to rethink the whole situation now. - LH |
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05 Mar 01 - 03:24 PM (#411371) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Clinton Hammond Oh ya... that's right... I'm NOT MattR... I feel much better already!! Thanks for reminding me man! ;-) |
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05 Mar 01 - 03:24 PM (#411373) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Sarah2 Hard on the spirit, anyway. Sometimes music can get to being real work, eh Clinton? If you don't have time today, how about leaving notes to make a date with each other? You can get romantic on paper, make some plans for a dinner for two, and maybe it'll pay off in a few days... Just a suggestion. Sarah |
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05 Mar 01 - 03:28 PM (#411376) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Wesley S Clinton - If you re-read your post I'll bet you can find at least 9 ways that you've been blessed. I did - can you?? It actually sounds like you have a pretty good life. Step back and look again. No - life doesn't suck. |
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05 Mar 01 - 03:32 PM (#411379) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: mousethief If your life sucks because of circumstances created by the choices you've made, can't you change some of the circumstances by undoing or revisiting some of the choices? Alex |
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05 Mar 01 - 03:35 PM (#411385) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Midchuck Someone said, somewhere, that "All real problems contain the word 'indictment' or the word 'incurable.' All other problems are minor." FWIW. Peter. |
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05 Mar 01 - 03:42 PM (#411391) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Ebbie Matt, I suspect the reason we can't take your problems seriously is that when you look at the ones you enumerated, they're not your problems at all. The college bills? At least you're getting to go to college. Your sisters' college bills are not yours. Your dad is out of a job? You can be sympathetic and helpful- but it's not your problem. I doubt you're going hungry. The septic tank? No showers until the septic tank is installed but it is coming. Your parents' problem - not yours. (In Alaska,BTW, there are many entire communities that don't even have running water.) A $1000 hospital bill? When it comes to hospitals, that's chump change. Somebody said, "A great way to GET RICH QUICK? Count your blessings." Smile, buddy. Ebbie |
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05 Mar 01 - 03:42 PM (#411392) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Little Hawk FWIW, eh? Great! I now know another acronym. It's true, life either sucks or it's great, depending on how you look at it. Strange that knowing this doesn't seem to help much when I am depressed...but I guess it helps a bit. - LH |
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05 Mar 01 - 03:43 PM (#411393) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: GUEST,Chip Hey, Ain't it great to have a fridge. Give me a break! |
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05 Mar 01 - 03:49 PM (#411397) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Clinton Hammond Sarah2... You remind me of a Stephen Fearing song called THE LIFE.. and in "ain't that the life" Especially the verse that goes... Maybe I should post the whole thing... The life Stephen Fearing
All the faces are engaged tonight And the show business officials
A life of empty boxes rented rooms and hired cars
So you pick up your guitar
tonight the songs are lost Where the faces turn to listen |
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05 Mar 01 - 03:53 PM (#411404) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Matt_R Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage |
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05 Mar 01 - 04:08 PM (#411414) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Little Hawk Look at life and you get a clear picture of the present state of your own mind. Hmmm...not as good as I could wish for, but it's been worse. - LH |
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05 Mar 01 - 04:17 PM (#411419) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: SINSULL Clinton - You have someone leaving little love notes on your refrigerator? I have a cat leaving angry piles of vomit and shit on the floor! Trade ya! Matt - I am sorry to hear about your Dad losing his job. The rest will settle itself but being out of work is a humiliating bitch! BUT if he does his job search correctly he will be better off. That's the voice of experience. Age is not a factor. REPEAT: Age is not a factor. I will PM you with some valuable tools he can use. Mary |
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05 Mar 01 - 04:17 PM (#411420) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: GUEST,old man No one ever promised you a rose garden. There are 3 needs Food, water, warmth. All the rest are wants. If this country is so bad why does every one want to cone here |
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05 Mar 01 - 04:21 PM (#411423) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Bert I had a friend who used to say "It's a good life - just a rotten way of spending it." |
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05 Mar 01 - 04:27 PM (#411432) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: SINSULL Poor old man - no love??? You have described existence. |
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05 Mar 01 - 04:29 PM (#411433) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: tiggerdooley That song by Stephen Fearing is wicked! Sometimes you do feel really jaded, but then sometimes its just magic, and then you decide it's all worth it - just for those amazing moments... A bit like life in general really. It DOES suck, but not all the time, therefore it's worth all the trouble, isn't it? |
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05 Mar 01 - 04:30 PM (#411435) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Clinton Hammond Any good source will tell you that the human race has a lot more needs than 3... old man is talking through his jaded, uninformed opinioned hole! Sinsull.. tempting, but no thanks!! LOL!!! But I do appreciate the offer... really.. I do... Ya right! ;-) |
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05 Mar 01 - 04:37 PM (#411439) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Bert no love??? You have described existence!!!! Aw SINS, you know "I" love you. |
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05 Mar 01 - 04:38 PM (#411442) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: gnu Yes, but the alternative.... gnu |
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05 Mar 01 - 05:04 PM (#411471) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Little Hawk "If this country is so bad why does every one want to cone here?" Well, I, for one, have never wanted to cone in the USA. I'd rather cone in Mexico or Cuba any time. You kin quote me on that, bubba. Hawaii's nice for coning too, but I don't really consider Hawaii to be the USA, strictly speaking. - LH |
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05 Mar 01 - 05:18 PM (#411483) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: nutty My father always used to say ....... as tha's made tha bed , tha'll have to lie> Which is a Yorkshire mans way of saying ---- you made the choices so you'll just have to stand by them |
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05 Mar 01 - 05:19 PM (#411485) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Matt_R Keep cones out of America! Keep this country clean! Send the cones back to the kilns where they belong! |
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05 Mar 01 - 05:39 PM (#411504) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: wdyat12 Try falling in love. Life's problems seem to disappear and new one's take over. wdyat12 |
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05 Mar 01 - 05:46 PM (#411510) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: wdyat12 Pardone me. I'm from Maine and we are about 20 years behind the times. Thank God! Who are the cones? Have aliens landed? We here would be the last to know. wdyat12 |
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05 Mar 01 - 05:57 PM (#411519) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: wysiwyg Here, I think perhaps this is what most of you were trying to elicit as a rsponse: I HEAR YOU. HANG IN THERE. I SEE YOU STILL HAVE YOUR ADORABLE SENSE OF HUMOR. IT WILL GET BETTER. REALLY. USE HINDSIGHT AND YOU WILL SEE IT ALWAYS DOES. I LOVE YOU. 'Nuff said? *G* ~S~ |
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05 Mar 01 - 06:37 PM (#411544) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Helen Hey Clinton, thanks for that amazing song. It's spot-on, as we say in Oz-speak, i.e. hits the nail on the head. Having been in one of those times where life seems to have taken over I can completely sympathise. In the end I did totally re-think my life choices, and I am still putting those changes into effect, and living with financial hardship as a consequence in the short term but expecting that to change soon too. I find that when it all gets too much and I finally yell "Enough!" that's when I realise that I am the one who makes the choices and I can change those choices if and when I feel like it. Maybe you feel trapped at the moment, but take some time to think about what is expendable and what is essential in your life. Life is too short and unpredictable to waste time doing what you don't want to do. That takes up far too much time and energy and it isn't worth the loss of health, balanced lifestyle, and loving relationships in the process. Helen |
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05 Mar 01 - 07:24 PM (#411564) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: GUEST Sinsull has it. That keeps you busy productively. You can get lots of time the other way, just goof off until you get into mischief and go to prison. |
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05 Mar 01 - 07:28 PM (#411566) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Rollo In Niedersachsen you find proverbs cut into the timber of the old country house frontsides, usually blessings or verses from the bible. In my parent's village, one of these house shows a small verse that gives his inhabitants a small teaching about the right way to master live with a peaceful mind. I was so impressed by its wisdom I know it by heart. "Genieße froh, was Dir beschieden, entbehre gern, was Du nicht hast. Ein jeder Tag hat seinen Frieden, ein jeder Tag hat seine Last." enjoy with pleasure what you're given, miss with joy what you don't have. every day has got it's peace, every day has got it's sorrow. But this doesn't meand you shouldn't do something about your live... Christopher S.Hagen lets one of his Western Characters say: "A man should begin his live more than once. A good man does it every morning." |
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05 Mar 01 - 07:39 PM (#411572) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: katlaughing Rollo! Thank you so much for posting those. Very meaningful and beautiful. What a good way to look at life. I'm surprised someone hasn't mentioend the lemonaide analogy, yet....*bg* kat |
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05 Mar 01 - 08:17 PM (#411601) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Irish sergeant Shovelled the driveway twice today thanks to the effects of a nor'easter. And you know, it means that God has blessed me. Other people have it a hell of a lot worse. I'll listen if people want to bitch but let's put things in perspective. I used to tell the kids that worked for me when I was in the military. "If you woke up this morning it's a good day." Cheer up, things will get better. If they don't God will provide some humor to take some of the bitterness away. Kindest reguards, Neil PS- If you guys think you have it bad, ask Wesley what his last year or so has been like. He still amnages to have a kind word. There is an important lesson there, kids. |
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05 Mar 01 - 08:27 PM (#411608) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Uncle_DaveO Clinton, you said: "Why can't one of you fix it so that I win the lottery eh!!!???!!!" As soon as I get the details worked out, you'll be the SECOND person to benefit! Dave Oesterreich |
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05 Mar 01 - 09:25 PM (#411647) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Les B But, to paraphrase a popular bumper sticker; "Real Life Sucks - Death Swallows!!!" |
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05 Mar 01 - 09:46 PM (#411662) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: mousethief Real life sucks, but it beats the alternative? |
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05 Mar 01 - 09:56 PM (#411672) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: wdyat12 Who are the cones? Are thye dangerous? Are they from outerspace? Inqiring minds want to know. wdyat12 |
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05 Mar 01 - 10:18 PM (#411691) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: mousethief Do they consume mass quantities of food and drink? |
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05 Mar 01 - 10:20 PM (#411695) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Amergin I would have to agree that life sucks....sometimes I just get tired of having my emotions swing from one extreme to the next.....though I am in no hurry to be moving on...but hell, dealing with this everyday for 13-14 years is tiresome..... |
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05 Mar 01 - 10:31 PM (#411705) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: wdyat12 I'm sitting here waiting for the "Storm of the Century" and I'm worried about the cones? The woodstove is right behind me and it's getting really hot in here. I can't even spell anymore. I've got to go outside and checkout this monster storm. I hope I don't run out of wood. My furnace went down in January and I've been burning wood like there's no tomorrow. I was out of work for two weeks with torn ligaments in my foot and I couldn't do much around here except feed the stove to keep from freezing. My pipes froze in the mean time and my cellar filled up with water. A friend from work asked me out and now life doesn't suck anymore. It's just more complicated. wdyat12 |
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05 Mar 01 - 10:32 PM (#411707) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: hesperis Real life is AWESOME!!! And yes, I have been in so much pain that I wished I were dead. Still, after keepin' on keeping on for twenty-odd years, I am beginning to see the beauty and colours of the life around me. Even shadows have their place. Even the most tired-out heart has a spark still in it somewhere..... waiting for spring to come again. And the promise of winter is that spring will come again! |
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05 Mar 01 - 10:33 PM (#411710) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: mousethief So very few people who claim life sucks are willing to trade it in for something else. |
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05 Mar 01 - 10:37 PM (#411713) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Matt_R Real life sucks...but my secret life as musical do-gooder superhero ATTITUDE BOY positively ROCKS! Hesp, that line about keepin' on keepin' on tells me that you've be hanging arounf Little Hawk waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long! |
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05 Mar 01 - 10:54 PM (#411723) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Ebbie "Through the years I could see my life blown by the wind Soaring high and then dashed to the ground Finally I wondered just how much I'd squandered Having every wind that blows toss me around A good man's not alway right nor the bad one always wrong Things are not always black or white as I'd thought my whole life long Instead of haste, I've learned patience and gratitude for questions The answers can wait, that at last I have found" Ebbie |
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05 Mar 01 - 11:20 PM (#411737) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: GUEST,David Cone Yeah! You people think you have it rough? I've lost my fastball, I'm tipping off the curve and I'll probably never be in another World Series again. So now you start pickin' on all my relatives. It ain't fair I tell you. David Cone (proud of my fellow Cones) |
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05 Mar 01 - 11:29 PM (#411740) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Little Hawk Matt - "She's got everything she needs, she's an artist, she don't look back" So you wanna keep cones out of America, do you? Too late, little buddy! I can state with absolute authority that there are 647 cones in the US State Department at this very moment, subverting America relentlessly from within. They are actually not quite as pointy-headed as the average conservative, and that makes them hard to spot. Even Spot the Dog could probably not single them out. It's no use fighting guys, the cones have got you licked. You'll all be living by the new Conestitution shortly, and consuming vast amounts of Canadian beer while listening to New Age music and dancing wildly in the parks and public areas. Cool, eh? Back to the thread = It isn't actually real life that sucks. It's harmonica players that suck...except when they blow, that is. - LH
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05 Mar 01 - 11:33 PM (#411743) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Matt_R Hey! What about me and Bobby D?? Oh LH, BTW "cones" is also slang for breasts. |
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05 Mar 01 - 11:39 PM (#411751) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Little Hawk What??? Not around here it's not. My God. Those are not the kind of cones I was referring to at all... You and Bobby D appear to be getting along fine, which is great as far as I'm concerned. - LH |
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05 Mar 01 - 11:41 PM (#411753) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Amergin LH, you old pervert..... |
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05 Mar 01 - 11:44 PM (#411755) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Little Hawk Don't call me "old", man! :-) - LH |
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05 Mar 01 - 11:50 PM (#411759) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: wdyat12 LH, What's wrong with harmonica players? I'm a harmonica player. I never knew there was anything right or wrong with harmonica players. wdyat12 |
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05 Mar 01 - 11:53 PM (#411763) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Little Hawk So am I. I love harmonica playing. Just couldn't resist the opportunity, that's all... I like Hohner Big River harps about the best these days. - LH |
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06 Mar 01 - 12:07 AM (#411771) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: wdyat12 You mean there's nothing wrong with us? wdyat12 |
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06 Mar 01 - 12:29 AM (#411777) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Matt_R Don't borrow no mouth organ Not ever from your best friend Don't go borrow no mouth organ Not even from your best friend Cuz if you survive the blowin'... The suckin's gonna get you In the end.........oh yeah! |
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06 Mar 01 - 12:31 AM (#411779) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Little Hawk Well, I wouldn't go so far as to say that... - LH |
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06 Mar 01 - 12:32 AM (#411781) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Matt_R LH, OF COURSE that's what you meant. If there weren't 647 cones in the State Department (some one in there must have a 3rd nipple), how do you think Bill found Monica? And Bill just LOVED sitting around smoking cigars and sucking and blowing on his Harmonica Lewinsky. |
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06 Mar 01 - 12:42 AM (#411793) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: wdyat12 Ha! Ha! Ha! You're so naughty Matt. Funny tune though. wdyat12 |
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06 Mar 01 - 01:07 AM (#411797) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: GUEST,Bill C. Well, first let's define "sucks." |
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06 Mar 01 - 09:49 AM (#411954) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Clinton Hammond :-) |
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06 Mar 01 - 10:18 AM (#411976) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: KingBrilliant Clinton - you can have a moment of down-ness if you like. Just because other people have things worse doesn't mean you can't be sad. Same as the fact that other people have things better shouldn't stop anyone being happy. Sometimes you just need to get the negative feelings through your head & off your chest so that you can move on & see the bright side later on. So have a little wallow & then cheer up & give the wife a big hug (even if she is asleep..) Hope your seeing a happier perspective soon. Kris |
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06 Mar 01 - 01:47 PM (#412103) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Homeless When I'm feeling down and life's a total wreck, I think of those worse off than me, And really feel like heck. -Whiley (from the B.C. comic strip) |
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06 Mar 01 - 02:14 PM (#412123) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Kim C I'm gonna wallow here with Clinton for a moment. Some of you know my father died six months ago. I thought I was doing really well... but yesterday a friend told me her father-in-law had recently died after a very long illness, and then it all came back to me, and I went home a crying, sobbing mess. By and large I don't suppose I have anything to complain about but I think the loss is greater than I imagined and makes small irritants into great ones. and I told Mister, you know, I didn't think it would be this hard. I feel like I should be doing better. And he told me it's okay to take the time I needed to get better. But sometimes it feels like forever. 'Scuse me while I go get a kleenex..... KFC |
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06 Mar 01 - 02:19 PM (#412132) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Clinton Hammond Good days and not so good days, eh Kim... Keep yer pecker up... ;-) |
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06 Mar 01 - 02:36 PM (#412149) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Kim C Thanks Clint. I'm workin on it. Onward and upward. :-) |
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06 Mar 01 - 02:39 PM (#412152) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: SINSULL Thank you Bert! I needed that. Actually, you and Guest misunderstood me. When I said "Poor old man - no love??? You have described existence" I was asking Guest,old man if he didn't include love in his list of essentials? His "food, water, and warmth" to me only constitute existence. GUEST says: "Sinsull has it. That keeps you busy productively"????? Thanks for the vote of confidence but I don't have a clue what you're talking about. |
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06 Mar 01 - 02:48 PM (#412164) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Bert OK, so I got it wrong! I still love you though. |
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06 Mar 01 - 03:07 PM (#412180) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Irish sergeant Kim; My condolences about your dad. After thirty years I still miss mine. It get's easier but there are times it's still a 24 carat gold bitch. Go with God, Kindest reguards, Neil |
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06 Mar 01 - 06:03 PM (#412307) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Dave Wynn ClintonH, If I wake up feeling that life sucks...I take a real good look at the world all that day....and go to bed at night knowing that life really sucks........! Hee Hee...enjoy it ..it's good to be down...It's how the best blues was written (wrote , writted!!). Spot |
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06 Mar 01 - 06:14 PM (#412315) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: tiggerdooley Music saves!! (again). It picks you up when you want picking up and it eases you down when you want to wallow. And when life begins to suck, tell it to suck the other one, it's got cod liver oil on it! |
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06 Mar 01 - 06:29 PM (#412330) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: wdyat12 Kim, Let the feelings out now. Don't hold them in til sometime in the inappropriate future to let them out unexpectedly. I went through this too and I wish someone told me to cry a whole lot 'cause it really hurt. wdat12 |
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06 Mar 01 - 07:13 PM (#412370) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Bert Blues songs ain't writted or wrote - They're wrotten! |
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06 Mar 01 - 07:20 PM (#412378) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: gnu Is that wroughten from the very depths of your soul ? That's deep bert. |
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06 Mar 01 - 07:49 PM (#412393) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Little Hawk Matt - You've got me wondering...is it possible to tune a Harmonica Lewinsky? If so, they might end up outselling Hohner. Do they ever get flat reeds? If so, what do you do? Flat reeds in harmonicas are among life's truly depressing phenomena. - LH |
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06 Mar 01 - 10:52 PM (#412490) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Matt_R Well, LH, I've heard that playing a Harmonica Lewinsky is similar to playing on an organ. Some say it's closer in sound to the Scottish skin flute, which is like an American skin flute, except the Scots one has a pump to go with it. Tuning is simple. You use one of those battery-operated tuners...you know, the kinda that fit in your pocket? And it does look like Hohner's going to have a bit of stiff competition...the Hohner HotMetal is being rivaled by the Harmonica Lewinsky HardSteel model. As for flat reeds, no more worries, my friend. Harmonica Lewinsky guaranteed straight, long-lasting, rock-solid, powerful reeds that can take a massive blowing and still come back for more. |
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06 Mar 01 - 11:06 PM (#412495) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: wdyat12 Bi-metal reeds adjust to the situation at hand. |
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06 Mar 01 - 11:51 PM (#412507) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: wysiwyg Suddenly, my day brings me to a whole new appreciation for a place where it just might be OK to admit that whatever counterfeit of life I got caught up in today, it really sucked the big one. Yah, sure, I can keep up my pecker and apparently several others', most days, but just this one lil moment.... I give UP, and don't even think about cheering me back to the fray, because I'll do that for myself tomorrow just like always. And I had me nuffadatsheet. Today.... Matt, remember the bitterest messages you ever sent me? Sign me up for a DOUBLE. I want my turn NOW. And speaking of which, how come you quit writing me? What, am I chopped liver? ~S~ |
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06 Mar 01 - 11:54 PM (#412509) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Amergin Well, yeah, Susan.....btw you can have my pecker if you want....I ain't got not use for it.... |
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07 Mar 01 - 12:13 AM (#412515) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: wysiwyg Thanks but I am already surrounded by more than enough of them. I think however that I appreciate the sentiment. Me and a girlfriend invented a concept in the late 80's called the Penis Pouch. It would be a little amulet-looking thing worn on a thong around the neck. At all-male power-gatherings, a lady in attendance, if she were not being encouraged to fully participate, would pull her little pouch out from under her blouse, lean forward in a friendly way, and say in a low, reassuring tone, "It's OK for me to be here... I have one too, right here. Just so ya know.." And inside, there would be a soft-sculpture 3D icon of a penis, decorated of course in some style unique to the lady's personality. I believe Joyce specified that hers would be sort of peach satin, with pink feathers at the base to suggest, well, you know... and the feathers would be most attractive and non-threatening too, sort of waving in the slightest breeze... anyway if it came to a showdown, these would be sort of nestled inside where they'd be revealed if you turned the bag inside out. Nice and tidy. I bet Sorcha could mock these up and we'd get rich, even today. Of course I know times have changed; gimme a break, man, like, this was the 80's, man. ~S~ |
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07 Mar 01 - 12:57 AM (#412541) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Matt_R Ah yes, the late 80's...when I was, like, 9 years old, man! |
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07 Mar 01 - 01:16 AM (#412549) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: wysiwyg Matt, I'm going off to bed, but from a previous post: Matt, remember the bitterest messages you ever sent me? Sign me up for a DOUBLE. I want my turn NOW. And speaking of which, how come you quit writing me? What, am I chopped liver? ~S~ |
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07 Mar 01 - 06:44 AM (#412624) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Ella who is Sooze oooo... right... I could start off on the Clinton line.. but I'd depress you all too much... I'm on a bit of an emotional rollercoaster right now, but just about managing to keep my chin up. Though I feel exhausted, look wrecked and need time off. Well ANYWAYS NOT going to dwell anymore on that... Clinton... you have your health! Right, on to the other things in here... Mouth organs... hmmm allegedly mouth organ players are very good with their mouths.. erm... heh heh heee And cones = Breasts... Matt that one is a new one to me. Never heard them called that, I thought you were all talking about traffic cones, which is something we know about well in the UK.... They seem to eat the roadworkers. Personally I'd admit to nothing as grand as a cone in Matts sense of the word.... one can but dream... oh well! One american I met kept saying about my hams... was what I thought he called them (can't remember now) but apparantly he meant legs.... you lot are odd! I'm glad he explained though... I did start to worry. lol..... Hams, Cones... what else do I not know about in American slang for body parts....? For ages and ages and ages I wondered what Bangs were? Is u all aliums? Ella confused.... and just about awake in work... need sleep... need to stop worrying! :) |
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07 Mar 01 - 08:11 AM (#412663) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: GUEST,Matt LOL, LH, Ella, you both need to watch some Pauly Shore movies, especiallt Encino Man. You'll learn ALL about cones!! And Ella...smaller is better. They're bite-sized. Yum yum! And about "hams," that's just short for "hamstring", you know. Now "gams" is a classic leg euphenism, as in "You've got a set of killer gams!" --Matt |
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07 Mar 01 - 10:02 AM (#412736) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Kim C Madonna had cones, remember? But I think that might have been back in the 80s too. Or maybe that was the 90s. Heck, I don't remember. But then weren't there those torpedo bras back in the 50s that looked like cones too? That's before my time. Thanks all of you for your encouraging words. I am much better today. :-) I may have lost my dad but I still have both my cones (and my voice and my job and my house and my car and my dogs and all my friends too) so I guess that's something to be grateful for! |
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08 Mar 01 - 02:55 AM (#413223) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: roopoo It is useful to look back and see how we have actually cleared many seemingly insurmountable obstacles in our lives, and climbed out of what seemed at the time bottomless chasms. Nearly 3 years ago our eldest niece died from alcoholism at the age of 31. I believe the root cause of it was depression which had gone unnoticed, but by although she eventually admitted the problem to her doctors and her parents, she couldn't face her husband with it and talk to him, even though he knew. Her father is diabetic and her long final illness and subsequent death upset his auto-immune responses, and he developed vasculitis which went undiagnosed for several months until he was so bad that morphine wasn't working on the pain. (He has to be careful with any drug treatments because he is asthmatic and also has irrhthmia). He is eventually beginning to regain some quality of life, although he has some "off" days. He and his wife have dealt with Sarah's death admirably, and we are all able to talk and laugh at times about her memory. Her husband has a new lady in his life, who has been welcomed into the family circle. This is good because there was also a child involved, who was nearly 5 at the time, and she is now blossoming. So I fret and fuss about yesterday afternoon, when I was at the end of my tether as we had a domestic disaster: the new sofa ( the first really good quality one we have had) is too big to go into the house via the doors and the only way is to remove a window from the front of the house. (And what happens if we move house?) It had to be taken back to the store. Anticipating a quick installation of the new furniture, I had scrapped the old lot the day before. I now really, really need to talk to my husband about what to do, and to let the store know, and he is up-country in Siberia, out of any contact until tomorrow. He may not even get any messages I have left, and he's not home for a week. But at least we were able to afford the new furniture (even if this episode may cost us dearly), and at least we are managing to pay for 2 kids at university (one of whom, thankfully, finishes this year). My husband has a good job, even if I have hardly seen him for the last 10 years (next week for 5 days and then probably not again until June for a week or so, then August I should think for about 10 days or a fortnight). It's just at times like this, when you need to sit down and discuss things through - you can't. I have not the freedom of a single person, where whatever decision you make is yours alone, and any results are yours to deal with. I always have to bear in mind that there is another person in the relationship who has an opinion too. Most of the time I can cope with that, but at times like yesterday, when I know what I'd do, but daren't because he would probably go ape-shit... Again, I should count myself lucky. I had a part in the service for the victims of the recent train crash in Great Heck, and I have nothing but admiration for the relatives of the victims who attended, and the injured. The widow of the freight driver was there with her children, and I had the privilege of escorting her to her seat. I do not think I could have conducted myself with the dignity she showed, given the circumstances. I still have a husband, and my children are adults except for the youngest who is nearly 15. She has a 9 year old and a 12 year old to comfort and raise by herself. Bit long-winded, but sorry. Call this thread the psychiatrist's couch! Andrea Cones? Anyone remember circle-stitched bras in the late 50s and early 60s? AND let me add that they went out in my very, VERY early bra-wearing days when I am afraid that I never stood a chance of using one to its "full" potential!! |
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08 Mar 01 - 05:22 AM (#413254) Subject: RE: BS: Real Life Sucks!!! From: Ella who is Sooze DOH MAtt... I did mean Gams... Just made me remember... Well I wasn't too far away... Gams... is what the bloke from Baltimore said to me, going on about my gams, and I had to stop him in mid gam and ask him what the hell he was on about.... He didn't say anything about killer gams... I have not mastered the gam headlock yet.. just said yak gams .. yak yak yak gams yak... Anyways, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh please speak quietly, I am hungover, 4 bottles of lovely red wine between 4 of us last night..... but shhhhhhhh! |