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15 Mar 01 - 03:27 PM (#418411) Subject: How Eye learnt two spel From: Chester Eye went to Steal Yer Doller Sitty oncet. They wuz a feller that wuz a teechin awl the fokes ter spell. He had it awl down right smart, two. Hear r sum uv his spelin' lessens. MR dux MR snakes An' hyar's the last wun Eye wreckymember. Hev eny uv yew awl learnt ter spel? |
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15 Mar 01 - 03:39 PM (#418422) Subject: RE: BS: How Eye learnt two spel From: MMario *chortle* |
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15 Mar 01 - 03:44 PM (#418429) Subject: RE: BS: How Eye learnt two spel From: Bert LOLO AQIC I82Q B4IP |
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15 Mar 01 - 03:55 PM (#418448) Subject: RE: BS: How Eye learnt two spel From: Kim C Bad spellers of the world, untie! |
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15 Mar 01 - 03:57 PM (#418453) Subject: RE: BS: How Eye learnt two spel From: Uncle_DaveO In junior high school (but not in class) I learned the puppies one as: ABCD puppies? Not too different from the above, but a little. Dave Oesterreich |
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15 Mar 01 - 03:58 PM (#418456) Subject: RE: BS: How Eye learnt two spel From: GUEST,JTT Eye have a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight for it to say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite Its rare lea ever wrong. Eye have run this poem threw it I am shore your pleased two no Its letter perfect awl the weigh My chequer tolled me sew! |
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15 Mar 01 - 04:20 PM (#418484) Subject: RE: BS: How Eye learnt two spel From: Kim C Now THAT is funny. Where'd it come from? |
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15 Mar 01 - 04:47 PM (#418523) Subject: RE: BS: How Eye learnt two spel From: MMario been floating around the net and in print since before I ever used a computer. I read it in the late 60's or early 70's - tho' at that time I don't think the second line was there. I first remember it in regards to the "smart" typewriters that would beep when you mispelled a word. |
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15 Mar 01 - 05:41 PM (#418575) Subject: RE: BS: How Eye learnt two spel From: gnu MRsnakes MRnotsnakes OSMR CDEDBDIs? Whale Oil Beef Hooked, MRsnakes !!! The true Nfld version is much longer, but you get the idea.... that my memory is fading ! gnu
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16 Mar 01 - 08:27 AM (#418951) Subject: RE: BS: How Eye learnt two spel From: Snuffy ABCD puppies? MNO Puppies. SDR Puppies! RDL Puppies!!
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19 Mar 01 - 08:20 AM (#420778) Subject: RE: BS: How Eye learnt two spel From: Crazy Eddie ABCD Birds MRNT Birds STR Birds OBJDR Birds 11 was a racehorse 12 was 12 1111 race 12112 |
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19 Mar 01 - 11:37 AM (#420874) Subject: RE: BS: How Eye learnt two spel From: Bill D OMLE, what XTC I always feel when UIC! I used to rave of LN's eyes, 4 LC I gave countless sighs, 4 KT 2 and LNR I was a keen competitor; But each vows a non-NTT— 4 UXL them all, UC.
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20 Mar 01 - 09:49 AM (#421498) Subject: RE: BS: How Eye learnt two spel From: GUEST,JTT FUNEX? SVFX FUNEM? SVFM OK, MNX |
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20 Mar 01 - 09:52 AM (#421504) Subject: RE: BS: How Eye learnt two spel From: GUEST,Fibula Mattock MNX42! Ahhh, The Two Ronnies! |