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Thought for the day - March 24, 2001

24 Mar 01 - 02:05 AM (#424756)
Subject: Thought for the day - March 24, 2001
From: katlaughing

While in Paltalk a few of us were explaining the various little abbreviations we use to say thank you (ty); thanks (tks-US ta-UK); no problem - np; etc.

I coined the term cybercryptix to which AllanC. replied something about it being a net-based gang of hoodlums, so...time for a new story, I think (hahaha):

"Yo, Vinnie! Np, man!"
"Heya Vito, ta and bg!"
"Hiya, Dutch, wot's up, you goin' to da dt?"
etc. etc.

add on, please! **BG**


24 Mar 01 - 02:43 AM (#424759)
Subject: RE: Thought for the day - March 24, 2001
From: Amergin

You forgot to mention the initiation...shaving the underside of a buffalo with a banjo string.....


24 Mar 01 - 05:01 AM (#424769)
Subject: RE: Thought for the day - March 24, 2001
From: RichM

Have Banjo String, Will Shave...

PS: please send buffalo


24 Mar 01 - 07:29 AM (#424785)
Subject: RE: Thought for the day - March 24, 2001
From: tar_heel

i love you,sandytoes....


24 Mar 01 - 07:38 AM (#424790)
Subject: RE: Thought for the day - March 24, 2001
From: catspaw49

So ask Sandytoes if she'd like her underside shaved with a banjo string.

Spaw


24 Mar 01 - 09:36 AM (#424824)
Subject: RE: Thought for the day - March 24, 2001
From: katlaughing

Oh, thanks for that reminder, Amergin! Also each male member will have a codpiece woven out of sagebrush!


24 Mar 01 - 11:48 AM (#424871)
Subject: RE: Thought for the day - March 24, 2001
From: Amergin

And that all bald women in the group must wear a wig made out of sagebrush.....(it's to emulate Katdarling)...


24 Mar 01 - 12:13 PM (#424888)
Subject: RE: Thought for the day - March 24, 2001
From: SINSULL

I'll collect and weave for you all. Single crochet or double? Shell pattern might be nice.


24 Mar 01 - 12:26 PM (#424895)
Subject: RE: Thought for the day - March 24, 2001
From: catspaw49

When are you doing the "fittings?"

Spaw


24 Mar 01 - 12:33 PM (#424897)
Subject: RE: Thought for the day - March 24, 2001
From: tar_heel

you people are sick!!!


24 Mar 01 - 04:33 PM (#425046)
Subject: RE: Thought for the day - March 24, 2001
From: Mr Red

SINSULL

crochet, cross stitch or crotch stitch?


24 Mar 01 - 07:42 PM (#425133)
Subject: RE: Thought for the day - March 24, 2001
From: wdyat12

Kat,

May I have a long gourd embellished with sagebrush to enhance my fragile masculinity? Cross stich is OK.

wdyat12


24 Mar 01 - 07:46 PM (#425137)
Subject: RE: Thought for the day - March 24, 2001
From: Liz the Squeak

Sagebrush ? Anything like gorse??

Can I have a buffalo too please, it's rapidly becoming the only animal safe to eat!!

LTS


24 Mar 01 - 10:10 PM (#425174)
Subject: RE: Thought for the day - March 24, 2001
From: Little Hawk

"Fittings"??? I should think even the tiniest sagebrush leaf would do for Spaw's codpiece.

- LH


24 Mar 01 - 10:38 PM (#425180)
Subject: RE: Thought for the day - March 24, 2001
From: catspaw49

Now hawk, there goes that jealousy thing again..............and I just sent Sins a PM saying that if she can't make a personal fitting to just make one for me that would cover an elephant's trunk with a basketball on the end.

Spaw


24 Mar 01 - 11:23 PM (#425190)
Subject: RE: Thought for the day - March 24, 2001
From: katlaughing

No problem, wdyat12, esp. since you have such an appropriate name, although you will have to clear the cross stitch with Sins, as I don't do that type of handwork anymore.:-)

LtS, I imagine is a bit like gorse, tough, stringy bark, stickery, pungent, but pleasant smell. Ask Noreen as she knows gorse better than me and she has a smudge stick of sage which i sent her. As for buffalo, you will have to ask someone who is not a vegetarian like me!

Now...how come I am not seeing more additions to the actual cybercryptix©, you lot?! **BG**

kat


25 Mar 01 - 12:24 AM (#425215)
Subject: RE: Thought for the day - March 24, 2001
From: mousethief

Elephant's trunk with a basketball. I'm trying to imagine this. Spaw, which end is the basektball on?

Pity Spaw. Only one cajone.

Alex


25 Mar 01 - 12:31 AM (#425219)
Subject: RE: Thought for the day - March 24, 2001
From: Amergin

Spaw only got his trunk during that penis enlargement operation he a couple of years back.....They received the tissue for the op from his breasts........so now his bra size is alot smaller....he now only wears a D cup not a DD....