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BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!

14 Apr 01 - 06:12 PM (#440673)
Subject: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: JeZeBeL

Well what a disasterous night. After finding out that Selby beer festival is NEXT week not this week, that's my fathers fault by the way. I proceeded to persuade me dad n uncle to go to't Jug Inn n I'd pay the tab on Wednesday.......Well we got there, and no BEER!! We were gutted. There won't be any till wednesday. Has anyone esle ever been in a pub that was beerless?????????


14 Apr 01 - 06:14 PM (#440675)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: Amergin

my god that has to be the most tragic thing i have ever heard, emma.....

Here's some hugs to you(((((((emma))))))))


14 Apr 01 - 06:17 PM (#440678)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: bill\sables

The Jug has beer but is not selling at the moment due to unforseen circumstances. Great meals are still being served along with soft drinks and Wednesday night will still be on. I can reccomend the coke.
Bill


14 Apr 01 - 06:17 PM (#440679)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: JeZeBeL

Thank you Amergin. I was not too upset as I was designated driver, but my dad nearly had a heart attack!! Thanx for the hugs neway.

Emma xxx


14 Apr 01 - 06:20 PM (#440682)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: JeZeBeL

YEah, sorry Bill. They were allowed to give the beer away last nite in a fashion as it is perishable.Just didn't think CHris, Geraldine, Ian, Jeff and Pete's wife etc had managed to clear them out totally of what was left. NOt a problem for me as I always drinkl the coke. I can recommend it too. I understand the circumstances and lets hope everything goes well on Wednesday for Syd n Vals sake.


14 Apr 01 - 06:26 PM (#440688)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: Lanfranc

"There's nothing so lonesome, morbid or drear, as to stand in the bar of a pub with no beer!"

I do hope they have sorted it out by May 20!

Commiserations and good luck for Wenesday, whatever.

Mysterious? Cock-up or conspiracy? I think we should be told!


14 Apr 01 - 06:35 PM (#440693)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: JeZeBeL

Are you attending the Mudcat Gathering Lanfranc? THe beer will definately be back on by then.


14 Apr 01 - 06:38 PM (#440694)
Subject: Lyr Add: THE PUB WITH NO BEER
From: Morticia

1. Well, the publican's anxious for the quota to come,
There's a faraway look on the face of the bum,
The maid's gone all cranky and the cook's actin' queer -
What a terrible place is a pub with no beer!

cho: Oh, it's lonesome away from your kindred and all
Round a campfire at night, where the wild dingoes call
But there's nothin' so lonesome, so morbid or drear
As to stand in the bar of a pub with no beer.

2. The stockman rides in with his dry, dusty throat,
Goes up to the bar, pulls a wad from his coat,
But the smile on his face quickly turns to a sneer
When the barman says suddenly, "The pub's got no beer!"

3. There's a dog on the verandah, for his master he waits,
But the boss is inside, drinkin' wine with his mates,
He hurries for cover and he cringes in fear,
It's no place for a dog, not a pub with no beer!

4. Then in comes the swagman, all covered with flies,
He throws down his roll, wipes the sweat from his eyes,
But when he is told he says, "What's this I hear?
I've trudged fifty flamin' miles to a pub with no beer!"

5. Oh, pity the blacksmith - first time in his life
He's gone home cold sober to his darlin' wife
He walks in the kitchen; she says, "You're early, my dear,"
Then he breaks down and he tells her that the pub's got no beer.


14 Apr 01 - 07:08 PM (#440708)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: Micca

'Ere JeZ, No Cider too........!!!!!! what is there left in life....Ochone, Ochone a Chri........there will be Piobrochs in the car park.....mind you , I have to say I have NEVER been in a pub that I couldnt find SOMETHING acceptable to drink.....cf the time we thought the landlord of the Stanley how tomake Black Russians...


14 Apr 01 - 07:10 PM (#440712)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: Morticia

and there went the weekend as I recall, Micca


14 Apr 01 - 07:32 PM (#440721)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: bill\sables

The whole trouble was that Micca and Noreen drank the pub dry last Wednesday night, and it seems that as they were in Yorkshire for a couple of days there is a problem finding any fresh supplies in the whole county. I would assume they had a big thirst. It probably comes from drinking Boddingtons and the flavoured water they brew down South
Bill


14 Apr 01 - 07:42 PM (#440725)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: John Routledge

Does this all mean the best music and singing ever when the Gathering takes place*BG*


14 Apr 01 - 07:54 PM (#440735)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: bill\sables

The music should be good if you bring along your pipes Geordie


14 Apr 01 - 08:13 PM (#440746)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: John Routledge

Bill - I should have a few tunes by then - Ready to step into the world. Must remember to bring an extra duvet to keep the pipes warm. Looking forward to a great weekend.


15 Apr 01 - 03:13 AM (#440955)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: Liz the Squeak

Ah, I almost gave up any hope of coming up, but as Micca says, as long as they have coke on tap and a bottle of Rum available from the nearest offy, then Black Russians it is.... Micca, pack that case of limes just in case!

And yes, I don't recall much of that weekend either Morty!!

LTS - partial to a nice BR, especially on a sunny afternoon...... a windy evening, a rainy night, in fact, almost any time after midday.....


15 Apr 01 - 06:09 AM (#440992)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: Lanfranc

Elizabeth (the missus) and I will be there, assuming we can get the clutch on the Scooby fixed and can book B&B - we belong to the sybaritic tendency.

(I caught sybaris from my wife! - Keep taking the tablets!)

Still hope the alcohol situation resolves itself soon. We should have warned you about Micca's consumption problem.


15 Apr 01 - 07:00 AM (#441008)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: sledge

I always thought Slim Dusty's song was meant in jest, but to think that it really happens................ I need to go and lie down, come over all weak.

8)


15 Apr 01 - 07:24 AM (#441013)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: JeZeBeL

Don't worry Sledge. If you have a nice cuppa tea you'll soon feel better. WOuldn't mind but the Jug is the only decent pub in the area!! That's the last time we let MIcca n Noreen come up. U realise we've all gotta be stone cold sober till wednesday now.....it's all ur faults......hehehehehehehehe


15 Apr 01 - 02:25 PM (#441185)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: Mrs.Duck

Well it won't stay off long if Syd has anything to do with it! And it will certainly be back in full swing in time for the gathering


15 Apr 01 - 02:42 PM (#441197)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: Liam's Brother

I was giving serious thought to stopping at 'The Jug' next time I'm in Britain. I would very much like to see Bill Sables in his native habitat... however, I did not realise that the world famous 'The Jug' was a teetotaling pub. In addition to cokes, do they have milk shakes, ice cream and the like? How's the Tizer?

All the best,
Dan


15 Apr 01 - 04:23 PM (#441249)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: Firecat

Weel, it doesn't really bother me! I know that sounds nasty but I don't drink due to the fact that
1) I'm underage
2) I had a nasty experience with alcohol when I was younger
3) I don't like the taste!


15 Apr 01 - 04:31 PM (#441257)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: Sorcha

HOW could this Happen?? It's UnConstitutional! It's against the rules of Nature! There oughtta be a Law!! STOP THE MADNESS!!


15 Apr 01 - 04:53 PM (#441266)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: Geoff the Duck

Liam's Brother - Althought he beer is excellent, Mrs.Duck and myself live about 10 miles away and therefore take turns driving, whilst the non-driver can sample the beers. As a result we can heartily recommend the Lucozade!!!
Quack!


15 Apr 01 - 05:11 PM (#441273)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: Sorcha

I still don't really understand why.....are there "allotment" laws in Britian that only allow sales of "X" amount of alcohol in a given period of time? (not over here, lemme tell ya!) Or is Syd um, well, like, behind in his payments to the Distributor....

Now, some types of liscenses in the US demand that the venue sell X dollars of food for every X amount of alcohol.....but those places are generally restaurants, not Pubs. Pubs make their money selling alcohol......the more, the better.

Could one of you please explain??


15 Apr 01 - 05:26 PM (#441282)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: Liz the Squeak

There is not a human being, nor a Civil Servant alive today who can explain the archaic and despotic licensing laws of England..... believe me, I've tried being both!!

LTS


15 Apr 01 - 05:28 PM (#441285)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: Sorcha

So it is an allotment type thing????? So much beer, every so many weeks?


15 Apr 01 - 05:28 PM (#441286)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: Mrs.Duck

I don't know the reason but suspect it may have something to do with the pipes from the cellar so it should not be a long lived problem and noone should be put off going to the Jug. There are plenty of other things to drink which are neither beer nor Lucozade.. Now Liz if you're in to rum we will definitely have to get you on the rum and Shrub if you haven't tried it already!


15 Apr 01 - 05:38 PM (#441290)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: Keith A of Hertford

"..flavoured water they brew down South."!?
Well we do like flavour in our beer and water is used in the production, but we prefer not to have to suck our ale through a layer of white slime.


15 Apr 01 - 05:43 PM (#441291)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: Mrs.Duck

Nor would you be expected to at any pub serving decent beer like the Jug where a pint is just that and the white stuff goes where its supposed to ie down the plug! Perhaps that's why they've run out because they always give good measure rather than thre 3/4 pint some pubs try to fob you off with. And they rarely charge more than £1.40 a pint!!!!!!!!!!


15 Apr 01 - 06:19 PM (#441313)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: Morticia

£1.40 a pint???????Dear God, I've died and gone to heaven...dear Jane and Geoff, will you adopt me?I don't take up much room, will leave my bodrhan behind and I'm regular in my habits.


15 Apr 01 - 06:46 PM (#441328)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: Liz the Squeak

Morty fails to mention that she comes complete with younger sister a la Barbie and Shelley..... I too am house trained, adore Rum and Shrub (a Shrubbery, when made with Woods' 100), can subsist on chocolate and pork scratchings, and make a mean chocolate mousse.....

LTS


15 Apr 01 - 06:47 PM (#441330)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: Mr Red

What about the temperence pub in Rawtentstall?
root beer, dandelion & burdoch, sarsperilla but no yeasty bits!
is it still there anyone?


15 Apr 01 - 06:51 PM (#441333)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: Mr Red

come to think of it
Cider Mill in Brandee Wharf in Lincolnshire cider and spirits
Monkee House at Defford near Pershore - only cider and not for the faint hearted.
Plough (RIP) in Elmley Castle Worcs in 1976 - the resident Ciderheads had distinctly glazed eyes and happy smile.


16 Apr 01 - 08:59 AM (#441583)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: Linda Kelly

£1.40 a pint-that's outrageous -it's only £1.23 per pint in Nellies! (I don't know why I'm bothered I'm tee total at the moment - how much is squash???)


16 Apr 01 - 01:47 PM (#441790)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: JeZeBeL

Don't worry about the beer everyone. It'll be back on by wednesday hopefully, n if it aint I can recommend the coke!! It's the best draught stuff around!! Syd was ill a while ago and problems stemmed from there with licensing, but he's reapplying and gettin it all sorted, my thoughts go to syd though. He's absoloutley stressed from head to toe and said to me last nite that he's been on the verge of havin anuva heart attack cos of it. Well I don't mind goin and drinkin coke cos it's such a nice pub I could sit n drink water in there n still be happy. Don't be put off, that's all I can say.

Emma xxx


16 Apr 01 - 02:23 PM (#441834)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: Mrs.Duck

Liz and Morty I can see we are going to get on well. Not sure about the adoption though. Couldn't I just send a pound and have my name on a plaque outside your house like at the zoo!!:)


16 Apr 01 - 02:36 PM (#441850)
Subject: Lyr Add: THE PUB WITH NO BEER
From: Metchosin

My sympathies

THE PUB WITH NO BEER

(Parsons)

It's lonesome away from your kindred and all
By the camp fire at night where the wild dingoes call,
But there's nothing so lonesome so morbid or drear
Than to stand in a bar of a pub with no beer.
,br>

Now the publican's anxious for the quota to come
There's a far away lock on the face of the bum
The maid's gone all cranky and the cook's acting queer
What a terrible place is a pub with no beer.

Then the stock-man rides up with his dry dusty throat
He breasts up to the bar, pulls a wat from his coat,
But the smile on his face quickly turns to a sneer,
When the bar man said sadly the pub's got no beer.

Ther's a dog on the 'randa-h for his master he waits
But the boss is inside drinking wine with his mates
He hurries for cover and cringes in fear
It's no place for a dog round a pub with no beer.

Old Billy the blacksmith first time in his life
Has gone home cold sober to his darling wife,
He walks in the kitchen, she says you're early me dear,
But he breaks down and tells her the pub's got no beer.


16 Apr 01 - 03:23 PM (#441894)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: Metchosin

or the version in the DT


21 Apr 01 - 05:11 PM (#446253)
Subject: RE: BS: NEWSFLASH:THE JUG INN HAS NO BEER LEFT!!
From: Noreen

Mr Red-

Fitzpatrick's Herbal Health Shop in Rawtenstall is indeed still there, and claims to be Britain's Last Remaining Temperance Bar. Fascinating place... fancy a mudcat outing to try the Sarsaparilla and Passion Potion: Containing (non alcoholic) Aphrodisiacs ?